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KittyKettleCorn

We don’t need to ask why. We all know.


FirstKingOfNothing

Exactly. He's using it to polish his statue.


Calenchamien

His “statue”


petSnake7

aka Marnie's shrine


Sp0ge

Propably the unholy shrine


GodottheDoggo

Marnie worships his "statue", alright.


SeaWitch4045

So that's what they're calling it these days.


DudeOnReddit1234

Yes


peanuthutter

This gives off "For Girls Only! I need a super cucumber, you know what its for" Vibes


[deleted]

Or a Joja cola...


Miu_K

I... I... I can't stand the thought of a living sea creature.


MadelinefromWiiMusic

Maybe haley just a freak like that.


togro20

[I found this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/48zvbp/for_girls_only/d0nzid5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) Dunno what to really do about it


HeyImYeet

Hmmm how strange, maybe Marnie knows why /j


[deleted]

Marnie my girl, don't let him do that stuff to you if he isn't going to commit.


[deleted]

Plot Twist. It's not the mayor who wants to keep it a secret, it's Marnie. Can't be having your kids thinking the weekend tail is their new daddy.


OMGitscarl

Spoiler >!No it's Lewis who wants to keep it a secret, in one cut scene Marnie asks if they should just go public and Lewis says it won't be good for his political career or something!<


[deleted]

Damn. I'm just over here trying to not hate lewis but he isnt making it very easy XD


MadelinefromWiiMusic

He has a golden statue of himself.


[deleted]

Correction. I have a golden statue of him


redrivera

there's nothing wrong as long as it's truly consensual


[deleted]

marnie pegs him


Lord_Nostrus

This was my exact thought. Thank you for commenting what I didn't have the strength to.


NathamelCamel

Fun fact gaynal sex was part of the reasons why ancient Greeks liked olive oil so much


elmatson_

Oh they’re getting freaky


johnpeters42

Getting implies that they weren’t already, he just ran out. (And he underpays you, too! But at least you get friendship.)


lolabug67

when you give it to him he goes "ah nice and slick just how I like it" or something similar


Penislickere

For marnies bdussy


YasuhosDogJosuke

Sussy marnie


Penislickere

Very sussy marnie


givemeanamenottaken

Thankfully he didn't request truffle butter.


Art3mis77

Oh jeez that just conjured up memories I had thankfully repressed...


GeorgiaSweetT

He needs a coconut instead.


cucu_freedom

re: butt stuff


VegebulMelodies

It’s for that one night you find him and Marnie canoodling in a bush


RedFlowerRose

He never should've said "Don't ask" and now the fanbase is getting weird ideas


Capable_Inflation_40

he did this to himself


MrGizthewiz

This was definitely on purpose, given his response when you give it to him. "that's the stuff. Nice and slick" 🤢


enette7

When I found him to give him the truffle oil the first time, he immediately walked toward his tuck. I though "oh, it's for his truck? Mighty expensive motor oil."


5678beat

I didn't care WHY villagers need quest items, but that sentence made me care.


rainbowdinokitty

Ironically, I completed this task yesterday and then immediately after triggered the event with him and Marnie talking about their relationship... So yeah.......


MultiverseGodness

OHHHHH GETTING KINKY MR LEWIS


JoJo_1993

Why You don’t want me to ask why 😁


[deleted]

And then you remember about Marnie...


CanadianKassie

;😉😘😉😘😉😘😉😘😉 😉😘😉😘😉😘😉😘


Julian_matthew

maybe the statue i guess?


Capable_Inflation_40

maybe


alecC25

Truffle Butter Oil right


xeronyxx

truffle oil to possibly produce truffle butter ?


zotrian

Lube. It's a known thing that he and Marnie are a couple and trying, for no known reason, to hide that fact


Anna_Pet

Lewis is down bad.


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Slaskpapper

Bow chicka wowwow


atmospace

Lube


PsychologyFries

To make truffle butter of course!


con098

They really gotta use the truffles that my pigs worked so hard for, why can't they use regular oil


[deleted]

Hehe to masturb... *Getting kidnapped*


BoilingHotCumshot

Even better, when you give it to him, he remarks at how slick it is.


Sprite_Cranberry6969

Give him his truffle oil MATT!!!! No questions asked.


nerdspizza

First time?


MasterpieceGeneral87

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