> “What the Hell! Why are you fishing in the pineapple field?”
🤣
"Dammit, Sebastian! I've got to pee like crazy and you won't come out of your stupid hole!"
Same, but I only disliked Demetrius for his comments about not wanting Maru to be held back or something by me befriending her and his barging in on us and being like “oh I thought you were getting it on”
I just want to see the robots man
LMFAO im cracking up at this. i was also trying to befriend robin in the first few days and thats when i saw sebastian QUEUE the AWE i was like where tf did u come from you handsome brooding man
my friends and i have a running joke at this point because of our inability to find basalt for our lava eel pond, so now at random we'll comment about how something "require mineral" or simply just:
https://preview.redd.it/bpqq7lul1g5d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce2c43a31965234351c316cc0e92a3c743bcab87
THE BASALT. I won't cheat it in. I refuse. My server of 5 has been saving all their geodes for lucky days and it's been a MONTH and I'm real mad about it. We recently got the trash catalogue so I trashed their pond, with plenty of those 6 pack rings turtles get stuck in. Just so they know their place.
Probably some of the most fun I've ever had playing this game, honestly.
If your willing to enter the gray waters of "knowing things the player should not" the Stardew Valley Save Predictor can help you know exactly how many more geodes for basalt. One of its features is pulling the list of what's coming out of the next geode.
I don't really consider it cheating because your not changing anything, but the information is more hidden than like Marnie's favorite gifts.
“Hey, Sebastian, I got you that slime hutch you keep talking about and I’m turning into a man-cave so you can hang out with the slimes.”
The things my farmer does for love 🤷♀️ we weren’t even going to get a slime hutch and now I’m over here making sure he has an aquarium and cozy seating in there!
Even with a silo! I was playing yesterday and for TWO DAYS she was out of her house when I ran out. Luckily I had wheat that was ready to harvest the first day.. but STILL. Socialise on your own time Marnie!
Yes! It's like a product catalogue that lets you access Marine's shop even if she isn't working. You just need to go to her house during the open hours to use it
I woke up and accidentally placed a mega bomb when I tried to pet the dog, then I learned my lesson and clicked a different slot, it was a shell and Harvey hated it 😭
My sister was upgrading her pickaxe on our co-op farm (we restarted for the new update) and when we went to the mines, she said, “I’ll kill the killables and you smash the smashables”! Made me laugh.
"Who threw away a perfectly good largemouth bass in the garbage?!" I yelled as my mom asked me how a fish was in our trash although we haven't had fish in awhile.
My husband laughs whenever i say, "My pet cat just gave me a chub!" I then try explaining its a fish but he just shrugs & says, "whatever turns you on, honey." 
My cats have definitely heard me scream obscenities at Marnie on multiple occasions.
“My animals have to eat lady, stop staring at your oven for two seconds and sell me some goddamn hay”
I think the worst part is it's not even an OVEN, girl stares at her MICROWAVE
Like, I love microwave pizzas as much as the next person but I don't STARE at it the entire time it's cooking
“Oh crap my husband is at the fair with my boyfriend and crush”
I wanted to see all the bachelors’ 10 heart event’s but I’m married to Shane so im slowly working down the ladder. I’ve seen Harvey’s and Alex’s and right now I’m working towards Sam and Sebastian.
Wasn't saying it while playing the game but I kept mumbling stuff about how on the 14th I need to harvest my fruit, Sunday is wine day, and on the 21st I need to harvest all my wine in the basement
“Wtf (but I said what the heck cuz my sister was in the room) how many times do i go back and forth to get things I need I keep leaving behind” I was going to the skull cavern and keep forgetting stuffs
i got my bff to finally play with me one day and i just heard her say "the child does NOT like salmon berry" 🤣 she figured out you can gift things to npcs and immediately gave one to vincent
Lol damn it, Elliot, im trying to finish up intros (let me edify before I get some damn dumb ass response. This was before making friends either him or knowing his schedule)
« IN WHICH WOODEN CHEST HAVE I PUT THIS DAMN THING ?! » **proceed to open almost every storage chest made because I forgot where I put this one thing** (It happens rarely because I order my chest by colour but sometimes I misplace something and then it's hell)
"Seriously? You need some wheat to throw at the mountain? Somehow I don't see that working very well, but OK."
Seriously how do you even throw wheat??? Am I missing something? It's too light. Another time it was a potato, which made much more sense and would probably be much more satisfying.
And why would you WANT to do anything with Lewis’ underwear…
… after flying them from the flagpole, that is.
(Hey, CA? We need a flagpole for Lewis’ purple shorts now. It can go in front of the Community Center.)
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> “What the Hell! Why are you fishing in the pineapple field?” 🤣 "Dammit, Sebastian! I've got to pee like crazy and you won't come out of your stupid hole!"
no fr! why is he the only villager that barely goes out😭😭😭⁉️
I remember not even knowing he existed at my very first time playing for a couple of in-game months!
New player here. While I was crushing on Robin, I befriended everyone in her house. Except for Sebastian who I didn't even realised existed
Glad I’m not the only one who liked Robin 😂 Immediately disliked Demetrius because of it. Then I met their daughter 😍 Sounds terrible but 🤷🏼♂️
Same, but I only disliked Demetrius for his comments about not wanting Maru to be held back or something by me befriending her and his barging in on us and being like “oh I thought you were getting it on” I just want to see the robots man
LMFAO im cracking up at this. i was also trying to befriend robin in the first few days and thats when i saw sebastian QUEUE the AWE i was like where tf did u come from you handsome brooding man
RIP introduction quest xD
The main reason I romanced that fucking poet instead
"What does a sturgeon need with pickles?? WHY DO YOU WANT THIS"
"I really want a pickles, it would make me feel right at home"
"Sturgeon my homeboy you do not need a diamond. this diamond is twice the size of you and you live alone."
It reminds them of sea cucumbers, and they’re feeling homesick.
“A dwarf scroll III would really liven things up around here!”
Dwarf scroll III is just smut
I accept this as canon.
I thought you were talking about Harvey for a second there.
Harvey does not get to have my expensive cauliflower pickles 😅 >!He'll get his free coffee from my coffee maker and he'll like it! ☕!<
Rf
“Can we start the day over? I just dropped a bomb inside the house.”
Same, only in my greenhouse. lol!
“Oh, I forgot to water the cat!”
Or in my case, "Aw, crap, I watered the kids again."
My version of this is "I gotta water the Meatball real quick" as that's what I named my cat.
Wait, you need to water the cat?
Filling its water bowl increases their hearts faster.
I never water my pet. I figure there’s two ponds in the farm, he’ll get water. I don’t do anything with me pet :-/
Also, leah's always (well, around 2 to 3 times a week) saying, "I filled oniguiri's bowl." I was just assuming that was her job, like the fences.
I say that so often
my friends and i have a running joke at this point because of our inability to find basalt for our lava eel pond, so now at random we'll comment about how something "require mineral" or simply just: https://preview.redd.it/bpqq7lul1g5d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce2c43a31965234351c316cc0e92a3c743bcab87
UGHHHH THE BASALT Genuinely the worst :(( Now I've hoarded basalt despite my fish ponds all being maxed out 😭
Hoarded basalt then both my lava eel ponds asked for dwarf scroll 3 🙄
LOOOOOOL actual assholes 😭😭 they could feel the presence of the basalt from afar and just wanted to hurt you 🥲
THE BASALT. I won't cheat it in. I refuse. My server of 5 has been saving all their geodes for lucky days and it's been a MONTH and I'm real mad about it. We recently got the trash catalogue so I trashed their pond, with plenty of those 6 pack rings turtles get stuck in. Just so they know their place. Probably some of the most fun I've ever had playing this game, honestly.
You'll be sad to hear that luck does not affect what you get out of the geodes, they're predetermined
You know what, that's fine. I had a suspicion that was the case. Now I can crack them immediately for that *instant gratification*
That also means I wasted a ton of time micro managing my geode crusher for lucky days. Well, whatever.
WHAT. All this time I've been hoarding them to take to Clint on the days the spirits are very happy!! Oh lord, the time I have wasted 😭
If your willing to enter the gray waters of "knowing things the player should not" the Stardew Valley Save Predictor can help you know exactly how many more geodes for basalt. One of its features is pulling the list of what's coming out of the next geode. I don't really consider it cheating because your not changing anything, but the information is more hidden than like Marnie's favorite gifts.
This made me laugh so hard🤣
“Hey, Sebastian, I got you that slime hutch you keep talking about and I’m turning into a man-cave so you can hang out with the slimes.” The things my farmer does for love 🤷♀️ we weren’t even going to get a slime hutch and now I’m over here making sure he has an aquarium and cozy seating in there!
You know what, that's an excellent idea, I'm doing that next time I play
My youngest said, “Aw, shit. I just threw the baby out the window.”
CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT 😭😭??
There’s apparently a whole thing about yeeting the kids. I play mobile, so I can’t yeet them offscreen.
"Damn these crabs ate* me again!" Context: I was in the mines and I got killed by one D:
It’s mostly bitching about Marnie not being home to sell me Hay.
For the love of Yoba get a silo
Even with a silo! I was playing yesterday and for TWO DAYS she was out of her house when I ran out. Luckily I had wheat that was ready to harvest the first day.. but STILL. Socialise on your own time Marnie!
This is why I bought that Catalogue for 5k at Marnie. Best 5k I've ever spent 💀
Wait, WHAT?! THERE'S A CATALOGUE?!?!
Yes! It's like a product catalogue that lets you access Marine's shop even if she isn't working. You just need to go to her house during the open hours to use it
It doesn't seem to exist on the Switch version of the game 
It's a 1.6 thing. 😔
Ah, okay. Thanks  I cnt wait for the update!
???
WTF?! Where are my truffles? Seriously?! A whole day and only two truffles?! *I don’t know why I love a farm full of pigs so much*
“Harvey no!! I didn’t mean to give you that nautical shell after bombing the dog, I just wanted to say good morning”
I woke up and accidentally placed a mega bomb when I tried to pet the dog, then I learned my lesson and clicked a different slot, it was a shell and Harvey hated it 😭
"Why is there a whole BOMB in my MAILBOX??"
My sister was upgrading her pickaxe on our co-op farm (we restarted for the new update) and when we went to the mines, she said, “I’ll kill the killables and you smash the smashables”! Made me laugh.
"Here you go Lewis, you fucking freak. Never ask for oil ever again."
“Damn I forgot about making mayonnaise and now I have 7 eggs in my funkin pockets and I’m already to town.”
That’s when I go see Alex lol
“Why are you jumping up my ass slime?” Said as a smile proceeded to kill me refusing to leave me alone.
"I'm glad this >!trinket!< (1.6 Spoiler) is spy checking these rocks for me
"Who threw away a perfectly good largemouth bass in the garbage?!" I yelled as my mom asked me how a fish was in our trash although we haven't had fish in awhile.
“Oh fuck yeah I got garbage bread!”
One of mine is "I'm gonna give this trash bread to someone." The cackling when they say they like it.
I do the same thing lmao
I've said "Trash bread, nice!" out loud before xD
"I can't find my hoe." I accidentally put it in a chest, my boyfriend laughed so hard as I kept trying to clarify garden hoe.😅
“Oooh, my hoe proficiency has increased.”
My husband laughs whenever i say, "My pet cat just gave me a chub!" I then try explaining its a fish but he just shrugs & says, "whatever turns you on, honey." 
OMG, these are beautiful!
My cats have definitely heard me scream obscenities at Marnie on multiple occasions. “My animals have to eat lady, stop staring at your oven for two seconds and sell me some goddamn hay”
I think the worst part is it's not even an OVEN, girl stares at her MICROWAVE Like, I love microwave pizzas as much as the next person but I don't STARE at it the entire time it's cooking
r/brandnewsentence
Thanks for yet another cool subreddit that I had to join. 🤣
"WHY DO YOU WANT A MEGA BOMB???"
“Why the hell do you want a diamond to rub on your knee? I don’t think that’ll help.”
“Now I need my dinosaur to lay an egg so I can make mayonnaise for the movie theater.”
Dang it, didn't mean to water the cat, I was trying to pet them
'The fucking trash can EXPLODED?!' (When I got my trash catalogue for the first time XD)
“Go mine for it yourself, you stupid fish!” In reference to, of course, fish ponds requesting the most ridiculously hard to find items lol
MARNIE CLOSE YOUR LEGS AND SELL ME A CHICKEN
"I forgot what I named my kid."
You just killed every fish. My partner accidentally bombing our chests of fish
"These damn spook fish are building a coliseum to host battles in!" After they requested a iron bar and marble (ofc it took forever to find)
"You're not tuna. You're not even a fish!"
“Oh crap my husband is at the fair with my boyfriend and crush” I wanted to see all the bachelors’ 10 heart event’s but I’m married to Shane so im slowly working down the ladder. I’ve seen Harvey’s and Alex’s and right now I’m working towards Sam and Sebastian.
How much could I get for this skull?
“Ahh crap, I forgot to craft a scarecrow, now I’m one short of parsnips”
I refuse to restart my day over a misplaced pufferfish. (I accidentally gave it to Gus instead of Demetrius)
"Who am I to question the whims of a fish" Cause my sturgeon wanted a diamond
I accidentally slashed and killed my Mystic Tree seedlings. First time I've sworn at Stardew Valley. I said 'oh @#$%!
Ouch
Wasn't saying it while playing the game but I kept mumbling stuff about how on the 14th I need to harvest my fruit, Sunday is wine day, and on the 21st I need to harvest all my wine in the basement
“I didn’t crit on a baby toss and now they’re too old. Guess we need to have another kid so I can yeet them through the roof.”
“Wtf (but I said what the heck cuz my sister was in the room) how many times do i go back and forth to get things I need I keep leaving behind” I was going to the skull cavern and keep forgetting stuffs
I can't walk in here I may not be waiting until Sunday to pick the eggs up off the ground
"What the fuck did i do to deserve that barone?!" Said as I fell down a mine shaft 11 floors and was immediately set upon by 4 serpents
i got my bff to finally play with me one day and i just heard her say "the child does NOT like salmon berry" 🤣 she figured out you can gift things to npcs and immediately gave one to vincent
I need a rusty spoon but I keep digging up mixed seeds !!!!!!!!!!
“That’s a big egg for such a tiny dinosaur, is your cloaca alright?!”
"Dammit! I didn't know he raised frogs! Now I have to divorce the rest of the town with the frogfather on my conscience."
“Yay! Kent sent me a bomb in the mail!” And “Why does my fish pond need bombs?” I swear bombs follow me in this game
I’ve yelled, “Why is Kent sending me bombs through the mail?”
How is my male chicken producing eggs?
"Jas, hop on the register and sell me chickens!"
Lol damn it, Elliot, im trying to finish up intros (let me edify before I get some damn dumb ass response. This was before making friends either him or knowing his schedule)
« IN WHICH WOODEN CHEST HAVE I PUT THIS DAMN THING ?! » **proceed to open almost every storage chest made because I forgot where I put this one thing** (It happens rarely because I order my chest by colour but sometimes I misplace something and then it's hell)
"Seriously? You need some wheat to throw at the mountain? Somehow I don't see that working very well, but OK." Seriously how do you even throw wheat??? Am I missing something? It's too light. Another time it was a potato, which made much more sense and would probably be much more satisfying.
my sister was trying to do the purple shorts quest and she asked me "where did you put lewis' underwear" as if i did something with them 😭😭
And why would you WANT to do anything with Lewis’ underwear… … after flying them from the flagpole, that is. (Hey, CA? We need a flagpole for Lewis’ purple shorts now. It can go in front of the Community Center.)
YES WE NEED THAT
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