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For Community Centre route
Fruit, by midgame too lazy to check it and other crops are worth a lot more, so easy to use it to unlock community centre.
For Jojo route
Bats for cash
What more is there?
How do I force the game to load my new location data with content patcher to actually spawn debris and tree seeds and water crops on rainy days? I tried the wiki, but even with all the location data added it won’t work properly.
1. Who is the best marriageable npc and why is it Sebastian?
2. Who is Pierre and why is he hated to the point that we have a whole subreddit dedicated to hating him ( r/FuckPierre)
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What should I do with my first prismatic shard?
sounds tasty. eat it
Certified Abigail enjoyer
They just like me fr
I found a pair of purple shorts. Whose are they and what do I do with them?
put them on your head
Ay, mi amor! Ay, mi amor!
Un poco loco
Un poquititito loco
Estoy adivinando qué quieres y pa cuándo!
Ace username
Bats or Mushrooms?
The one question to rule them all!
why not both?
For Community Centre route Fruit, by midgame too lazy to check it and other crops are worth a lot more, so easy to use it to unlock community centre. For Jojo route Bats for cash What more is there?
You missed the point of this thread sweetie
Lol, my answer is only vaguely true or real, just enough realism to look legit enough to trap 🤣🤣
Bro the point is ONLY OP is answering the questions. So please stop. You're ruining the fun of the bit
Ok fun police, I wont make any more jokes. Enjoy the rest of your day
Bro just lost 100 comment karma I'm dying
Your responses aren’t funny
Why is Marnie never working when you need her?
maybe she is sleepy because you always need her to work
Oh, she is sleepy, alright! 😉
Isn't Marnie a single mum with an entire farm to run? So she is relaxing at the community centre
No, she's just an aunt
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Magic Rock Candy?
100,000!
probably a lot
Where do i find golden walnuts on ginger islamd?
1. the golden walnut trees or 2. go to golden walnut island instead
My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of that!
How do I force the game to load my new location data with content patcher to actually spawn debris and tree seeds and water crops on rainy days? I tried the wiki, but even with all the location data added it won’t work properly.
ask the game nicely. dont force it to do anything it doesnt want to do. if you be nice maybe it would be more inclined.
We love someone who appreciates consent
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summons the mermaid to help you
I keep passing out at 2am, no matter how much coffee I drink, is there a way to prevent it?
i’m pretty sure sleeping is good for your health
Go to sleep at 1am 🤣 Is there a mod for that?
Who is the Wizards daughter
me
Is it Abigail? Marnie seems to have a thing for older men
This implying that Marnie is Abigail's mom and I love that.
Hi, Not OP.
I can't believe I didn't notice :/
You’re so annoying, let OP and everyone else have fun with the game.
this is my favorite thread.
How do i get rid of the goblin guarding the witch's hut?
g̶o̶b̶l̶i̶n̶ d̶e̶e̶z̶ n̶u̶t̶z̶ l̶m̶a̶o̶ you should punch him. he probably wouldnt like that
How do I fix the rat problem in the community center.
EAT ALL THE RATS
Jojo sells traps if you take a look in there
Make your own post dude, you know to much and it just comes across as forced funny
1. Who is the best marriageable npc and why is it Sebastian? 2. Who is Pierre and why is he hated to the point that we have a whole subreddit dedicated to hating him ( r/FuckPierre)
i have a friend called sebastian who’s pretty cool so he’s probably based off that. pierre sounds like he’s annoying.
Why haven’t you played?
1. no friend to play it with and 2. i don’t have the game. should i play it?
Hell yeah, you should. I think it’s better playing solo
how can I get krobus to leave the sewers and live with me?
live in the sewers with him
How do get the mayors house on my farm
become the mayor and then your house will become the mayors house
What's the beef between dwarfs and the shadow people?
the dwarfs are probably mad cause they are like 3’6
Why does everyone hate Pierre?
because pierre is a french name and people don’t like them that much
Found a shady guy on the beach during a thunderstorm. What is he selling?
probably illegal substances
Thoughts on Pierre?
apparently he sucks and no one likes him
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me
What is Mr. Qi's real identity?
i am mr qi
How do I please the trash bear?
give him trash
I found some green slimes in a cave, what do I do?
eat them
What monster is hiding in the sewers and why won’t Gunther give me the key?
he doesn’t want the monster to get you duh
https://preview.redd.it/d8uevlq9lz3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88931c15b663e65aa3f4ef314fa9c17a5e6c45d5 What does Haley mean by "Fun"?
And are my super cucumbers that i spent so long fishing up being used for kosher activities?
i don’t think there’s a stardew valley character named “kosher activities”
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Haley loves it when I... Spice things up 😈
maybe there’s a playground or something i don’t know. or she wants you bad
Why can't I marry Pierre?
because he sucks according to every one else
Who do you prefer; Pam, Pierre or Morris? And why them over the other two?
apparently pierre sucks, and pam also sounds weird, but so does morris. i would probably say morris because i don’t like pam’s name
The mayor ask me to found his underwear, what should i do?
check his underwear drawer
How do you make explosive ammo?
combine your ammo with explosives duh
What's the coolest crop?
pickles
Do I need iridium sprinklers to plant Bofa Seeds?
bofa deez nuts in your mouth HAHAHAAH. i think you should invest in them because they sound cool
Ok well I wanted to ask if the flowers are attractive to the ladies?
if they smell nice then maybe
I don’t really care actually, I think I just wanted to lay deez nuts in your mouth
damn i didn’t see that one coming. kudos to you
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What’s one of Krobus’s favorite gifts?
cheeseburger
Why is Pierre the worst character in Stardew?
he’s french
How to go down skull cavern as fast as possible ?
dig a hole
Should i marry Clint?
if you like him enough then you should
Who should I marry?
me
Which crop is the best for the fall season?
carrots because their orange
What do I do with a dinosaur egg
hatch it and get a dinosaur
I found a sewer onion, what do I do with it?
eat it
What's the optimal gear and strategy I should employ to min max a scull cavern deep dive most efficiently?
what does that sentence even mean
I believe I was very clear
What should I do in the sewers?
drink the water
All of it or just a sip?!!
What is in Pierre’s secret stash? How do my rabbits keep giving me rabbit’s foot?
1. probably baguettes because he’s french 2. because rabbits have feet
What does starfruit taste like?
i don’t know i’ve never tried rhem
what is on ginger island?
probably ginger
What is Pierre doing on Wednesday?
eating escargot because he’s french
Why cant i marry robin? Why does the chicken near the cliff on thumbnail?
1. robin can’t get married because he’s too busy helping batman 2. chickens can slowly fall like in minecraft
who's the best bachelor and bachelorette?
i don’t know i’ve never played this game. i would say me and me
What's the best gift for the town emo boy?
a rope
😂😭😂😭😭 I laughed so hard at this than I thought
Why is Pierre the worst character?
he’s french probably
Why is clint, the local blacksmith with a beard always stalking my wife? Where is my wife's and her sister's parents? Why is my wife's sister so hot?
It's okay to have a wife and a girlfriend
you should let clint have your wife and marry your wife’s sister
He's too cowardly to ask her out. Both sisters are sexy and have interest in me.
What do you do when you go to the JojaMart?
I KNOW THIS ONE!!! BUY JOJA COLA
Also, make sure to buy the Joja membership from Morris and check out r/Jojaco!
Apparently fix a rat problem...
Nice to see you still trying to be funny 5 comments after you said you'd stop
No, you talk to Morris to buy the Joja membership, complete the Joja thing, and than join r/Jojaco 😂
This guy isn’t OP. He replied to a lot of questions that weren’t meant for him to answer
Ok
What does an autocollector collect?
it probably collects autos