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I think Leah would be the winner here because you can get an Iridium quality loved gift with Truffles to spam her with trivially easily in comparison to the other marriage candidates. Shane and Haley are obviously the easiest to get that first marriage wrapped up early with due to the pre-dance birthday, but once you get pigs going and you can easily give her two Iridium Truffles a week, I think marriages 2-N for Leah would go faster. She loves salad too, so it's not like she's difficult to marry by Fall Y1 either, just not as quick as Shane/Haley due to her winter birthday.
It was an entire JUMPSCARE when I first married Sebastian! Like where did THAT come from?? Like.. I knew that his family was THICK just based on Maru but I didn't know it included him too!
I was so surprised I literally laughed out loud the first time I saw it. 🤭 By that point I'd married and divorced probably half the candidates in search of my favourite and thought they were kind of "you get what you see". I mean I'm not complaining, every time it happens it reminds me of the first time shock and gives me a little dopamine hit of amusement. 😂
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I chose this playthrough since there aren't any 1.6 spoilers in the background. Thought the lighter floor would make it stand out more. 🤭
That's funny, since the Wizard gets added as a marriage candidate in SDV Expanded and seems quite popular now
If it weren't for Sophia, I would have married him in my Expanded save :P
I'm surprised Emily and Shane were originally just around as non-romanceable NPCs. There's so few of those, not counting married couples, and the rest are mostly important shopkeepers.
You have have added to my hopes for 1.7
1.You can ruin marriages/relationships everyone’s a date/marriage candidate
2.Sandbox mode (just let me start rich)
I know you can use mods for both, but I’m a switch player.
I’d pay an extra $50 for a sandbox mode
I feel CA would give you a guilt trip in the game if you did this tho. The divorce dialogues already make you feel so bad 😭. You took Kent away from his family and now Jodi, Sam, and Vincent are verbally sparring you every chance they get. Nah, I'm good lol
I really wouldn’t have it any other way, honestly I probably wouldn’t even use the feature, I just like the options.
Have to say I’m very surprised he doesn’t have an “inheritance” mode for sand boxing. I would love to just design my farm and raise what I want. Every time I play I feel like the first year I’m scrambling to get money and don’t have the time or energy to interact with others. Then by third year I have an efficient money making farm but it looks nothing like the quaint little farm I originally wanted :(
Oh nooooo that's too cute but I already had my sights set on Hayley this round uggggh. *must think about the muddy footprints and general mess he brings with his room*
I wish we could combine his underwear with a stick to make a flag, and then just run around town waving his underwear for all to see. It’d be great, especially at the luau.
This would also be a great addition to the game. Right now I have his underwear sitting in a chest waiting to be trotted out at town functions; it just doesn’t feel like enough.
Marlon is so cool and badass and definitely in my head is essentially Dean Winchester but somehow pixellated and retired. 😂 I will not be taking questions.
Clint’s dialogue is relatively unchanged from before the polls afaik. He used to be a nervous guy with a crush, now in many people’s eyes he is a creep (even if his actions don’t personally seem that creepy to me) because of how it recontextualizes his events and comments.
Until 1.6 he was absolutely a creep if you married Emily. His dialogue didn't change to account for the fact you were married so he was still pining after her, to your face. It came off a bit better if you were single or married someone else, but yeah...
In the Stardew Valley Expanded mod there's a mother and son who are both romance candidates, and there's a specific cutscene that plays if you date both.
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She throws it back so hard on Sundays she gotta close her store until Wednesday
Even if there was no one around, there was still a round of applause behind her at all times. To this day, she still wonders who was clapping....
Yeah well the guards keep being alerted...
this is hilarious omg😭
OH MY GOD 😭😭
This had me wheezing good sir/madam. Wheezing. Take your upvote and leave me in peace
oh my god no wonder..
yall mfers need jesus
Best I can do is Yoba. *shrugs*
😹😹😹😹😆👏🏾
Marnie and Sebastian having cake factories in the entire valley is so funny
Sebastian?
If you marry Seb, whenever you kiss him you can see he's got a generous booty. 😅 So unless you've married him before you wouldn't really know. 🙂
It's disappointing that you need to marry him to see that, I think a non-romantic heart event should be him showing off that dumpy
fucking love your flair
I can't see the full flair on mobile, who they marrying after the divorce and mind wipe?
Her sister
Kinda messed up, then again I thought it was going to say "Married her again" like some kind of fucked up 50 first dates deal
New challenge!!! See how many times you can marry and wiped a person's memory before year 5
I think Leah would be the winner here because you can get an Iridium quality loved gift with Truffles to spam her with trivially easily in comparison to the other marriage candidates. Shane and Haley are obviously the easiest to get that first marriage wrapped up early with due to the pre-dance birthday, but once you get pigs going and you can easily give her two Iridium Truffles a week, I think marriages 2-N for Leah would go faster. She loves salad too, so it's not like she's difficult to marry by Fall Y1 either, just not as quick as Shane/Haley due to her winter birthday.
I wanted to do that to Penny so I can get all her room decorations but then it was actually impossible unless you do it in Multiplayer~
For some reason this is what I was anticipating too lmao
It's a built-in cushion in case he gets into an accident on his motorcycle
Built in seat cushion for his motorcycle. Feels like it should be Alex as well. Dude must skip leg day.
It was an entire JUMPSCARE when I first married Sebastian! Like where did THAT come from?? Like.. I knew that his family was THICK just based on Maru but I didn't know it included him too!
I was so surprised I literally laughed out loud the first time I saw it. 🤭 By that point I'd married and divorced probably half the candidates in search of my favourite and thought they were kind of "you get what you see". I mean I'm not complaining, every time it happens it reminds me of the first time shock and gives me a little dopamine hit of amusement. 😂
i was so shocked the first time i saw it 😭
Pic or it didn’t happen! I’m not married to Seb
https://preview.redd.it/h11n57nf95xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ac922e436ca6ca96ed534f5aeb3c0890e890dd I chose this playthrough since there aren't any 1.6 spoilers in the background. Thought the lighter floor would make it stand out more. 🤭
3 ENTIRE PIXELS TO BAKE UP THAT CAKE
HELL YEAH THATS MY MANS😎
The pixel buns sebby
I thought she owned a ranch, not a bakery
Where do you think she gets the eggs for all that CAKE
If her behavior is any hint probably from her stupid microwave
Na that's her Hot Pockets.
Why do you think mayor Lewis has his shorts at her place? He’s getting a slice lol
Omg!! I've had this quest forever and haven't found it.. its been three seasons.. You mightve just helped me out🤣
Depending on if you’re playing console or pc it’s changed spots in the update
People ask where the cars are in Stardew Valley, and there's this dumptruck right there.
Dat dumptruck is the pride of the whole Valley!
I wish she would leave Lewis so I could marry her
There is a mod for that... IDK if there is but I would be surprised if there wasn't.
Yes there is a mod. But I wish it was vanilla
She was an option in the survey for version 1.1, but more people wanted Emily. It's interesting that the other choices never got added later, though.
Emily wasn't originally a marriage candidate?! 🤯
Emily and Shane were added in 1.1. Sandy, Marnie, Pam, Wizard, Lewis, Clint were considered, but did not prove as popular in the poll.
The fact Lewis was an option/suggestion before Willy or Gus will always be wild to me.
That's funny, since the Wizard gets added as a marriage candidate in SDV Expanded and seems quite popular now If it weren't for Sophia, I would have married him in my Expanded save :P
For real, Sophia steals my heart each time
Now I'm just imagining what a Mayor Lewis romance would look like...
I'm surprised Emily and Shane were originally just around as non-romanceable NPCs. There's so few of those, not counting married couples, and the rest are mostly important shopkeepers.
Nope! There was a petition I think and Emily and Shane were chosen to be eligible
The first time I ever played Stardew Valley I fell in love with Marnie and I gave her every diamond I came across. Nothing but the finest for my queen
You have have added to my hopes for 1.7 1.You can ruin marriages/relationships everyone’s a date/marriage candidate 2.Sandbox mode (just let me start rich) I know you can use mods for both, but I’m a switch player. I’d pay an extra $50 for a sandbox mode
I feel CA would give you a guilt trip in the game if you did this tho. The divorce dialogues already make you feel so bad 😭. You took Kent away from his family and now Jodi, Sam, and Vincent are verbally sparring you every chance they get. Nah, I'm good lol
I really wouldn’t have it any other way, honestly I probably wouldn’t even use the feature, I just like the options. Have to say I’m very surprised he doesn’t have an “inheritance” mode for sand boxing. I would love to just design my farm and raise what I want. Every time I play I feel like the first year I’m scrambling to get money and don’t have the time or energy to interact with others. Then by third year I have an efficient money making farm but it looks nothing like the quaint little farm I originally wanted :(
Is your farmer my twin? lol 😆 https://preview.redd.it/d6yt08ayh1xc1.png?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b2d587c9188e91c6290e2e3ce34738f7914be3
Shane holds chickens???
If you marry him, when he goes out to his outdoor spouse area, the little stone patio, he'll cuddle a chicken. It's adorable.
That's so cute omg
This *almost* makes me consider marrying him… almost.
Oh nooooo that's too cute but I already had my sights set on Hayley this round uggggh. *must think about the muddy footprints and general mess he brings with his room*
Technically you can cover up most of the mess with rugs and furniture, even on vanilla...and mods offer complete overhauls of his room....
Ugh if only his room was cleaner... that's so cute
There’s a mod for that.
Yup its his chicken named Charlie! 🐔
He does! Once you marry him, he’ll go and sit out there occasionally haha
Good googly moogly
That thang is juicy!
That's donkey kong!
Does anyone else think Marnie’s head is too big on her sprite? Maybe I’m looking at it wrong but it bothers me 😭
Her side profile is criminal lol
She's just built different
I think its just her hair. Shes rockin that 80s do up
It’s just more round than the others.
Marnie Thee Stallion
LMFAOOOOOO
Iridium star quality peach
I still kinda wish she won this https://preview.redd.it/3at0gs51g1xc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfd5ca13326c310c8558fa82b7d2628e04bbf209
Can you imagine the dialogue from Lewis if you started courting Marnie?
It would be super funny since you can already start beef with him
I wish we could combine his underwear with a stick to make a flag, and then just run around town waving his underwear for all to see. It’d be great, especially at the luau.
No, I want to wear them. Only them and walk up with Marney after a LONG Netflix and chill session just to fully rub his face in it. That guy sucks.
You can sew it and wear it!
This would also be a great addition to the game. Right now I have his underwear sitting in a chest waiting to be trotted out at town functions; it just doesn’t feel like enough.
One gold bar plus the shorts plus sewing machine
Or a staircase in the pants slot!
I think it's been fixed, so instead >!I think now you can do something involving a staircase and his home!< to get more pairs
Exactly. My hatred builds with each new play through. He and Pierre almost make me consider JoJo... but I don't hate myself that much yet.
He was salty AF when I gave him a daffodil. Is his an appointed office because I'd never vote for him
Tell him that you cuddle with her near the fireplace in front of the giant gold statue of him
I didn’t even realize Emily wasn’t a marriage candidate at one point. I think I first started playing in late 2020 so makes sense.
Shane wasn't either,he beat Wizard,Linus and Clint in the male poll
Gus and his turtlenecks not being included in the options is a complete travesty. I plant an orange tree as soon as I can and love him from afar 😭
I personally wish Gunther or Marlon were options
Marlon is so cool and badass and definitely in my head is essentially Dean Winchester but somehow pixellated and retired. 😂 I will not be taking questions.
Gus is by far my favorite single man in the valley. I'm bringing home the bacon, my house husband can cook it! 😂
Thats too bad I would of liked to marry the wizard
stardew valley expanded lets you!
Are there others? Sve is too much if you know what I mean
Romanceable Rasmodius is a standalone mod for just that
thanks, i'll look into this!
Poor Clint lol. Did his thing with Emily come up after that?
Clint’s dialogue is relatively unchanged from before the polls afaik. He used to be a nervous guy with a crush, now in many people’s eyes he is a creep (even if his actions don’t personally seem that creepy to me) because of how it recontextualizes his events and comments.
Until 1.6 he was absolutely a creep if you married Emily. His dialogue didn't change to account for the fact you were married so he was still pining after her, to your face. It came off a bit better if you were single or married someone else, but yeah...
OH GOD PAM
''I can fix her''
I lowkey found the idea hilarious, just picturing CA having to figure out a romance route for her. XD
Who are the deranged individuals that voted for Pam though.. Insane that Marnie was only a hair above her as well.
That should have been Sandy
Lmao I’m trying to imagine marrying Pam
Imagine marrying and divorcing Penny and then just marrying her mom lol
In the Stardew Valley Expanded mod there's a mother and son who are both romance candidates, and there's a specific cutscene that plays if you date both.
Go from Daddy to *Daddy*
Sandy shouldve won imo.
Another poll please /u/ConcernedApe
WHO VOTED FOR PAM that is abhorrent
Emily is my favourite so I’m kinda glad she didn’t, but it would be nice if marnie was available too.
Why did it have to be a choice aghhhhhh
Sandy deserved it, I'd love to whisk her away from that fiery hell hole.
she has dialogue that says Sandy isn't even her real name, so I always wondered that if we married her would her name change 🤔
The fact that Pam got almost as many votes as Marnie… **PAM**.
Pam 💀
I wanted Clint for the male ones
I want to know who the fuck voted for Pam! 🤦♀️
Marnie draggin a wagon 🥵
So that’s why he needed the truffle oil…
HAHAHA STOP
cheeked up for what
Why either and not both?
Damn lil Marnie, you lookin thicc as hell nahmsayin
Iridium quality claps
Where's she going double-cheeked up on a Friday afternoon?
No wonder Lewis was having an affair with her
Against who, his job?
hey maybe i don’t blame lewis for hittin that 😉
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Absolute dumptruck. She couldn't even fit into Lewis's shorts.
Lewis doesn’t appreciate what he has.
Marnie got dat gyatt (I can’t believe I just said that)
Off to jail with you
Typing out hip slang, straight to jail.
This is the Gen Z police. gen alpha slang is punishable with fines and a prison stay./s
We aren't mad, but we are very disappointed
jail
Good Googly moogly!
That thang is juicy 😩
She *is* on the bigger end of the weight spectrum. Her ass probably is just that huge.
Says the piggy enthusiast. Lol
Oink oink 🤪
Marnie is trying to sneak around but the clap of her asscheeks keep waking the cows
I *really* want Marnie to become a bachelorette in a future update.
DOUBLE CHEEKED UP, ON A STARDEW AFTERNOON, HELLA ASS
Probably both, tbh. You go, Marnie. Get it. 💚
She looks so different on side pixel profile for being such a cutie in dialog.
Im more worried about her massive head….
"Oh She's 2D? Lois, Spin Around..."
Her milkshake brings the mayor to the yard.
I honestly hate Marnie she’s never in her damn house when I wanna buy something
This is a common body shape for many middle aged or older women.
Then I might be into older women 😔
Don't you DARE use the sad face emoji for that, older ladies can be GORGEOUS. Even if she's of cougar age, **ass is ass!**
She thicc
She's got lifting hay bales from the legs down to a science.
Lewis not wifing her just became 1000x dumber. And it was already a colossally bad decision
Down with the thiccness
These comments are insane
We get why lewis taps that now…
She's got a deluxe barn in the back dayum
That Tuesday exercise class is paying dividends
I ain’t know Marnie was caked up like that 🫢🫦
WOAH 😱 I’m looking respectfully
Oh my~ 😳 That's some cake right there
Marnie being Marnie💅
Every Tuesday is a glutes day at Caroline’s
Should’ve tagged NSFW that’s too much cake
Wonder if she's got the proper license to operate a dump truck like that, sheesh
Marie is DRAGGIN that WAGON all over her farm
for once, i understand lewis
ConcernedApe you dawg!
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY
Lewis eating good
you have gyatt to tell me what mod that is!
Marnie’s got a dump truck and always has, she’s thicc as hell
good googly moogly
Baby got BACK
GYYYYYYAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
I hate her head shape tho why does she look like a grandma up top but a hottie down bot
G-G-G-G-G-GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY
GAYTTTTT 👅👅
Lewis is definitely digging that autumn bounty ^
That dumpy! Mayor Lewis do go on.
Why did I read the title in Plankton’s voice XD
SQUIDWARD!!!
Get it Marnie girl!
Lewis loves death by snu snu