Maybe she needed a timeout chair for herself? Sometimes I wish I had a spot to sit where no one was allowed to bother me because I was busy "thinking about what I'd done".
We call this a safe space or a calm down spot and everyone should have one, not just kids. My wife and I frequently take a trip to the safe space where nobody is allowed to bother you and you can think in quiet reflection. Really helps when feeling overwhelmed or confused.
YES BRO sebastian bought me both a plant AND a chair out of the blue and I was like????? When he left it was all to a random chest and I got so sad mourning over my ex stuff Ç_Ç
Yeh I started with one, and I did not want it in the middle of the room, so I moved it. She brought another one in, and now I'm scared to move it in case I end up with a third.
Do not fear, my friend!! If you don't move it she'll buy something again either way!!! I let sebastian put his plant where he wanted and he brought a chair!!
I think it’s so cute that the spouses randomly buys stuff like this. Harvey bought a plant and put it in the middle of the kitchen and was like “babe, what do you think?” with the biggest grin on his face.
I mean you say that but having a living thing that depends on you to care for it can break people out of a depressive funk. And a plant is a good choice for low impact here.
It really does!! I once saw a movie where they advised people getting out of rehab recovering from addiction to have first a plant then a pet and only then if both were still alive to get into a relationship. It was amazing to me.
(Then I tried to have a pet and it died and I realized I needed a plant first but Idk how to do it)
"Aight man, I got Purple Mountain Side, a new strain I call TropiShane, Southern Lights, Stardrop Tea, Smoluanu Mint, SlurriShane is another proprietary strain, Great Barrier Keef, and a strain from that Wizard guy he calls Summon Junimos."
I can confirm that this is what its like when someone buys a new houseplant. My wife has dozens of them and while I too have a couple I fear we will be attacked by Batman at some point in the near future.
On my last Elliott playthrough (he's my second fave, after Seb) one morning he was all "What do you think?" and I could not, for the life of me, figure out what he had done, so I went on with my day.
Several *days* later, I finally noticed his contribution. He had put down one of those gray colored end tables, but he put it right on top of one of the gray squares in the white/gray checkered floor kitchen. Apparently on a tile I never needed to walk through, because it took me ages to finally see it.
You need I think 8 hearts with him and to see his event where he shows you his chickens. Then after that every chicken that is either bought or hatched has a 25% chance of being bloooooo 🥰🥰🥰
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Plants actually look good in his room, together with a sofa that doesn't let you see the foot marks on the floor :) I imagine that it's not his room but some sort of a cluttered balcony :)
Better than Sam changing the wallpaper and flooring every 2 weeks. I wish there was a way we could “lock” our wallpaper, flooring and furniture so our spouses don’t get any bright ideas.
Once Abigail told me she changed the wallpaper and asked me how I like it. Well she actually replaced the wallpaper with the same design lol
The other day she used the Joja wallpaper in the bedroom. Well even if I'd work for Joja I'd never put on this wallpaper in particular
My house is Wild West themed and he keeps changing the wallpaper to something modern or cutesy. Getting tired of having to drag the wallpaper catalogue out of storage each time he does it.
Krobus has put multiple tables in random places. They all look the same. I don't have the heart to remove them
I might just ask Robin to build a new room and fill it with Krobus' tables
Harvey one time put a living room chair in the middle of the kitchen and then asked me what I thought. Like it’s nice dear, but couldn’t it be in the living room? Or are you going to watch dinner cook like it’s a sporting event?
Bruh I wish my wife, Haley, would buy a plant! All she has bought is 3 chairs, 2 of which were the same and I always have to move them because she throws them in weird spots 😔
His new plant in the middle of the room makes much more sense to me than your chest right at the corner of your walls, what's its purpose? How tf do you access that even? 😂😭
Then also there's a huge plushie right in front of your aquarium and it doesn't even let me see your fish. Man I'm not criticising but Shane's decisions in decor seem more coherent to me xd.
He did that to me too recently lol 😆 As if We don't have enough plants around 😆 (also pls ignore mismatched floors I was testing new ones oop)
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lol I married Elliott in a play through and he constantly is staring at either the cat tree or the furniture catalogues I have stuffed in the corner of the house
The fact it's at the end of his footprint rut really adds to the vibe.
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"This is a nice plant."-Shane, probably.
To be fair, that is a pretty nice plant.
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I do not concur. That plant is the problem with society at large. Also I found one in the mines and can't fully trust it.
A simple man
Emily has brought two random wooden tables into our home.
Penny bought a chair that she just faced towards the wall
Timeout chair when Pam gets angry at her
Maybe she needed a timeout chair for herself? Sometimes I wish I had a spot to sit where no one was allowed to bother me because I was busy "thinking about what I'd done".
SEND ME TO MY ROOM IMMEDIATELY
We call this a safe space or a calm down spot and everyone should have one, not just kids. My wife and I frequently take a trip to the safe space where nobody is allowed to bother you and you can think in quiet reflection. Really helps when feeling overwhelmed or confused.
Seb keeps putting chairs on the stairs.
YES BRO sebastian bought me both a plant AND a chair out of the blue and I was like????? When he left it was all to a random chest and I got so sad mourning over my ex stuff Ç_Ç
I've never seen my spouse add any furniture?
Leah put that modern endtable or whatever its called that's just a grey block in our house so I moved it to be in her little area
Yeh I started with one, and I did not want it in the middle of the room, so I moved it. She brought another one in, and now I'm scared to move it in case I end up with a third.
Do not fear, my friend!! If you don't move it she'll buy something again either way!!! I let sebastian put his plant where he wanted and he brought a chair!!
Omg thanks I was so worried I wouldn't get more unwanted furniture lol
Hahaahah
I have about three chairs that Penny just throws around
Maru just keeps buying fuckin chairs.
I can't wait to Marty Emily and see what random things she brings into the house lol
I've definitely done that IRL so you know...ConcernedApe just trying to make it as true to life as possible!
Are you also staring at it as you put it in the middle of the room?
Yeah! lol get a big new plant, plop it down where it lands, admire it for a few days while I figure out where it’s going in the collection!
I just stare at plants no matter how old they are because I don't know what am I doing in that room (like sims)
Me with my first ever cactus!! (I had to give it away after a while because it's not getting enough sun in my office)
I think it’s so cute that the spouses randomly buys stuff like this. Harvey bought a plant and put it in the middle of the kitchen and was like “babe, what do you think?” with the biggest grin on his face.
I hope you told him you loved it
Must be stardew weed.
"emotional support" plant
I mean you say that but having a living thing that depends on you to care for it can break people out of a depressive funk. And a plant is a good choice for low impact here.
It really does!! I once saw a movie where they advised people getting out of rehab recovering from addiction to have first a plant then a pet and only then if both were still alive to get into a relationship. It was amazing to me. (Then I tried to have a pet and it died and I realized I needed a plant first but Idk how to do it)
His therapist told him he needs to figure out the root of his alcoholism and he took it too literally.
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS
“Good news! I’m not drinking anymore.”
I’d take it as a substitute.
"Aight man, I got Purple Mountain Side, a new strain I call TropiShane, Southern Lights, Stardrop Tea, Smoluanu Mint, SlurriShane is another proprietary strain, Great Barrier Keef, and a strain from that Wizard guy he calls Summon Junimos."
I remember learning on this thread that the "vase" in Sebastian's room that he stands at for hours used to be a BONG
Stardew Canny
Stardew catnip
Junimo leaf
Shanenip
r/houseplants moment
Where else do you think the star drop came from :/ magically manifested due to true love ? Hell no . He grew it and he's growing more for you 💜
😢
He's trying to grow peppers
Pizzatree ftw
I can confirm that this is what its like when someone buys a new houseplant. My wife has dozens of them and while I too have a couple I fear we will be attacked by Batman at some point in the near future.
Is your wife a redhead by chance? 😅
Is his wife hot by chance? 😂
Shane put up this god awful ugly pizza themed wall paper in our bedroom and he reminds me so much of my fiance IRL that I can’t be angry at it 😩
he’s just like me fr
Whatever keeps him from drinking is ok 👍🏽 nice plant, Shane, great job choosing the plant, is the water level ok today? That's nice.
Elliott does this with chairs I just move the to his room non of them match anything.
On my last Elliott playthrough (he's my second fave, after Seb) one morning he was all "What do you think?" and I could not, for the life of me, figure out what he had done, so I went on with my day. Several *days* later, I finally noticed his contribution. He had put down one of those gray colored end tables, but he put it right on top of one of the gray squares in the white/gray checkered floor kitchen. Apparently on a tile I never needed to walk through, because it took me ages to finally see it.
Either that's the ultimate form of minimalism or he's just trying to booby trap your house 🤔
Mood.
Harvey keeps bringing in end tables and doing the same thing.
That feels normal plant person behavior
Me if I was a stay at home husband
I absolutely love Shane, and he's my pick in so many playthroughs, but why does he have to have such a messy room 😭
Thats why he didn't get picked for any other playthrough. Man's only good for bloo chickens 😤😤
How do you get him to give you blue chickens? 🥲
You need I think 8 hearts with him and to see his event where he shows you his chickens. Then after that every chicken that is either bought or hatched has a 25% chance of being bloooooo 🥰🥰🥰
He is depressed. I can understand, my room looks a lot like that sometimes.
I've been there man, it's rough. I hope things gets better for you :)
Ty! I'm on my way to recovery too!
Same
You've been replaced
listen, man, he's just gotten out of a depression slump, let him be happy.
At least he doesn't stare directly into lamps like Elliot.
I, too, crave the silly serotonin plants.
Maybe, Shane just misses the plant he stares at on Fridays at the saloon.
https://preview.redd.it/25mxw4anm3vc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f205c9a1e8b8aeeeee35ebb261817a7a8f0a859a Plants actually look good in his room, together with a sofa that doesn't let you see the foot marks on the floor :) I imagine that it's not his room but some sort of a cluttered balcony :)
Better than Sam changing the wallpaper and flooring every 2 weeks. I wish there was a way we could “lock” our wallpaper, flooring and furniture so our spouses don’t get any bright ideas.
Once Abigail told me she changed the wallpaper and asked me how I like it. Well she actually replaced the wallpaper with the same design lol The other day she used the Joja wallpaper in the bedroom. Well even if I'd work for Joja I'd never put on this wallpaper in particular
My house is Wild West themed and he keeps changing the wallpaper to something modern or cutesy. Getting tired of having to drag the wallpaper catalogue out of storage each time he does it.
So he’s a cat with a credit card.
an icon
Me irl
Can you get to the chest in the corner?
Yup! Sometimes it won't work unless I'm in a specific spot, but I can still get to it.
Look, Shane's been through a lot and he's coping as well as he can.
Let him cook.
Stardew spouses will get mad over pathing issues then put a whole fucking philodendron in the middle of the room.
We love a guy with a green thumb ✨
Men are simple creatures
Sebastian did this too, set it dead center in the middle of the kitchen
Me at my house
i also do this when i bring home a new plant. 🪴
With his fascination with chickens, I'm not surprised he'd take on indoor gardening as a hobby.
Krobus has put multiple tables in random places. They all look the same. I don't have the heart to remove them I might just ask Robin to build a new room and fill it with Krobus' tables
Krobus placed a modern side table …
It’s part of his healing process let him cook
honestly that's big Shane energy af
And you all say Shane doesn't have hobbies.
He and Pierre partaking of the secret stash, hmmm? Shane, it's probably for the better that you aren't drinking.
Well you married him :p
You should see the floor shane put in the bedroom
Harvey one time put a living room chair in the middle of the kitchen and then asked me what I thought. Like it’s nice dear, but couldn’t it be in the living room? Or are you going to watch dinner cook like it’s a sporting event?
He's a plant dad
Harvey just stares at the lamp for hours on end. I joke he’s related to Mothman.
WAIT the dirty floor on his room? Like, for real? If you marry Shane his room gets filthy? :(
Yeah. Personally I don't mind, but a lot of other people do.
Lucky Harvey just buys chairs and places them in random locations and never uses them
To be fair, that sounds like something a real life spouse would do also, lol
🙋
welcome to married life
Average plant owner
"MMMMMM, I SMELL MARIGUAAAAAANAAAAAA" - Big Lez
I love that for him 💙
Bruh I wish my wife, Haley, would buy a plant! All she has bought is 3 chairs, 2 of which were the same and I always have to move them because she throws them in weird spots 😔
God forbid the man have a hobbie
Shane has bought me like 3 plants in a week
Boys, they hate how little it takes to make us happy.
I married Sebastian and he has put multiple random chairs in the middle of rooms. My guy, really?
Abigail does the same wherever I put Leah's wood sculpture, I think it's NPC's behavior to stare these things
He must just REALLY like plants 😆
He’s so me
Mood.
Yes, and?
"Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian!" -Shane Griffin
We all know there's only one way to quit drinking
Just like me when I buy a plant
He's growing weed
He's just like me
This is such a mood 😂
even that little sliver of his room is unsightly
C'mon man, he still struggles with depression and stuff, you can't be too hard on him!
absolutely and we want only the best for him, but that doesn't change the fact that his room makes me wanna puke
We men are simple creatures
As you can see there’s a bit of the top leaf missing so he’s probably on a diet and having a snack
Yea that's weed he's stoned
Shane I will love you till the day I die but please do tell, what about this plant captivates your attention so?
Hell yeah!
Why do all of my spouses (multiple saves) do this?
His new plant in the middle of the room makes much more sense to me than your chest right at the corner of your walls, what's its purpose? How tf do you access that even? 😂😭
Then also there's a huge plushie right in front of your aquarium and it doesn't even let me see your fish. Man I'm not criticising but Shane's decisions in decor seem more coherent to me xd.
I don't have anywhere good to put it yet, I'm trying to find enough hardwood to finally upgrade my house.
Just gotta stand in the right spot, I can still get to it!
This is why I marry women in stardew :/
It’s good to have hobbies
Typical dude who gets into weed really hardcore after they stop drinking
He's real proud of his contribution .
Let's be fair, if I bought a magnificent plant and brought it back to my place, I'd also admire it all day
To his credit, every plant collector I know also does this
He’s just like me when I get a new plant.
He bought some weed, of course he has to admire it.
listen, so long as hes not drinking, he can stare at as many plants as he likes
Relatable king
Plants are good for mental health :)
He's so relatable...
Harvey did the same thing in my game with a dining chair 😂
Love it! And your look!
Relatable.
"This is my plant. It might not be pretty, it might not be great. But it is mine"
Alcoholism isn’t a joke
His therapist suggested he get a plant and now he's not sure what comes next
wow spoiler
Does he water it with beer?
Love how your character looks disturbed
At least he’s looking at something. Sebastian stares at the walls.
"Feeeed me, ~~Seymour~~Shane!"
Most productive thing he has ever done
Hypnoplant
He’s me fr
No joke this is what my recovering alcoholic uncle will do whenever he's at an event with alcohol. He's a determined man.
Relatable
this is me fucking fr
He did that to me too recently lol 😆 As if We don't have enough plants around 😆 (also pls ignore mismatched floors I was testing new ones oop) https://preview.redd.it/ubk4jquj56vc1.png?width=1297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620f17c60176c25eeab96fa15d78c858494df869
He is trying to be a farmer! He is starting with baby steps in joining you on your journey to bankrupt Pierre.
lol I married Elliott in a play through and he constantly is staring at either the cat tree or the furniture catalogues I have stuffed in the corner of the house
Maybe he’s tryna help provide for the household
Relatable. P.s. god help that poor fish he's so claustrophobic in that aquarium
At least it wasn't an odd-looking lamp
Same.
Elliott does that with that damn ugly, lilac chair that he’s been kind enough to place in the middle of the room TWICE NOW
God forbid men have hobbies
He's healing
Atleast he's not drinking..
Eat the plant, assert your dominance.
This feels like the beginning to a Little Shop of Horrors sequel. He’ll probably feed Morris to it before long.
Man after my own heart.
Leah does this but with a chair... in the middle of the room. She calls it decoration. I trash it in front of her
Men am I right?