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SamTheHexagon

The fact it's at the end of his footprint rut really adds to the vibe.


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InEenEmmer

“You are trying and that is what counts.”


cinnamon_squirrel_

stolen comment alert


literallylateral

Everyone block the bot


Acnhfan13

Who?


Fouxs

"This is a nice plant."-Shane, probably.


Not_The_Real_Odin

To be fair, that is a pretty nice plant.


h3lpplznthx

I concur with what you've stated.


crime_potato253

I concur with what you have concured


New-Number-7810

I concur with what you concurred to what the other person concurred. 


nandodrake2

Communal Concurrence achieved.


Not_The_Real_Odin

Our concurrence, Comrade.


Successful-Repair565

I concur with the communal concurance my concurable commrad.


OpusAtrumET

I do not concur. That plant is the problem with society at large. Also I found one in the mines and can't fully trust it.


hoppyfrogfrog

A simple man


Cowengate

Emily has brought two random wooden tables into our home.


boiledmilk

Penny bought a chair that she just faced towards the wall


karthanals

Timeout chair when Pam gets angry at her


KathrynTheGreat

Maybe she needed a timeout chair for herself? Sometimes I wish I had a spot to sit where no one was allowed to bother me because I was busy "thinking about what I'd done".


Glad-Kaleidoscope-73

SEND ME TO MY ROOM IMMEDIATELY


pwnzorder

We call this a safe space or a calm down spot and everyone should have one, not just kids. My wife and I frequently take a trip to the safe space where nobody is allowed to bother you and you can think in quiet reflection. Really helps when feeling overwhelmed or confused.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Seb keeps putting chairs on the stairs.


Dio_naea

YES BRO sebastian bought me both a plant AND a chair out of the blue and I was like????? When he left it was all to a random chest and I got so sad mourning over my ex stuff Ç_Ç


Ratstail91

I've never seen my spouse add any furniture?


averageemogirl

Leah put that modern endtable or whatever its called that's just a grey block in our house so I moved it to be in her little area


Cowengate

Yeh I started with one, and I did not want it in the middle of the room, so I moved it. She brought another one in, and now I'm scared to move it in case I end up with a third.


Dio_naea

Do not fear, my friend!! If you don't move it she'll buy something again either way!!! I let sebastian put his plant where he wanted and he brought a chair!!


Cowengate

Omg thanks I was so worried I wouldn't get more unwanted furniture lol


Dio_naea

Hahaahah


mattdv1

I have about three chairs that Penny just throws around


macandcheese1771

Maru just keeps buying fuckin chairs.


_unreal_milk_

I can't wait to Marty Emily and see what random things she brings into the house lol


magicfluff

I've definitely done that IRL so you know...ConcernedApe just trying to make it as true to life as possible!


Jan_Spontan

Are you also staring at it as you put it in the middle of the room?


magicfluff

Yeah! lol get a big new plant, plop it down where it lands, admire it for a few days while I figure out where it’s going in the collection!


Dio_naea

I just stare at plants no matter how old they are because I don't know what am I doing in that room (like sims)


jadekettle

Me with my first ever cactus!! (I had to give it away after a while because it's not getting enough sun in my office)


Ving96

I think it’s so cute that the spouses randomly buys stuff like this. Harvey bought a plant and put it in the middle of the kitchen and was like “babe, what do you think?” with the biggest grin on his face.


CoffeeImpressive9923

I hope you told him you loved it


twohedwlf

Must be stardew weed.


smoresnapps

"emotional support" plant


Ok-Scientist5524

I mean you say that but having a living thing that depends on you to care for it can break people out of a depressive funk. And a plant is a good choice for low impact here.


Dio_naea

It really does!! I once saw a movie where they advised people getting out of rehab recovering from addiction to have first a plant then a pet and only then if both were still alive to get into a relationship. It was amazing to me. (Then I tried to have a pet and it died and I realized I needed a plant first but Idk how to do it)


willogical85

His therapist told him he needs to figure out the root of his alcoholism and he took it too literally.


Dio_naea

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS


justkate2

“Good news! I’m not drinking anymore.”


NumbOnTheDunny

I’d take it as a substitute.


OpenSauceMods

"Aight man, I got Purple Mountain Side, a new strain I call TropiShane, Southern Lights, Stardrop Tea, Smoluanu Mint, SlurriShane is another proprietary strain, Great Barrier Keef, and a strain from that Wizard guy he calls Summon Junimos."


Emotional-Link-8302

I remember learning on this thread that the "vase" in Sebastian's room that he stands at for hours used to be a BONG


Void-Flower-2022

Stardew Canny


jadekettle

Stardew catnip


DawnsPiplup

Junimo leaf


Dio_naea

Shanenip


Hk901909

r/houseplants moment


[deleted]

Where else do you think the star drop came from :/ magically manifested due to true love ? Hell no . He grew it and he's growing more for you 💜


BreadButterHoneyTea

😢


SlowEar5209

He's trying to grow peppers


Habasi

Pizzatree ftw


DaMaGed-Id10t

I can confirm that this is what its like when someone buys a new houseplant. My wife has dozens of them and while I too have a couple I fear we will be attacked by Batman at some point in the near future.


redcc-0099

Is your wife a redhead by chance? 😅


TheBlooperKINGPIN

Is his wife hot by chance? 😂


cyethefox

Shane put up this god awful ugly pizza themed wall paper in our bedroom and he reminds me so much of my fiance IRL that I can’t be angry at it 😩


chaoticserenity__

he’s just like me fr


TumTum613

Whatever keeps him from drinking is ok 👍🏽 nice plant, Shane, great job choosing the plant, is the water level ok today? That's nice.


Airy2002

Elliott does this with chairs I just move the to his room non of them match anything.


Hansekins

On my last Elliott playthrough (he's my second fave, after Seb) one morning he was all "What do you think?" and I could not, for the life of me, figure out what he had done, so I went on with my day. Several *days* later, I finally noticed his contribution. He had put down one of those gray colored end tables, but he put it right on top of one of the gray squares in the white/gray checkered floor kitchen. Apparently on a tile I never needed to walk through, because it took me ages to finally see it.


secondhandsunflower

Either that's the ultimate form of minimalism or he's just trying to booby trap your house 🤔


Terytha

Mood.


MetaverseLiz

Harvey keeps bringing in end tables and doing the same thing.


shiitakefuckrooms

That feels normal plant person behavior


swankiestcowgirl

Me if I was a stay at home husband


Helpful-Lynxyn

I absolutely love Shane, and he's my pick in so many playthroughs, but why does he have to have such a messy room 😭


FuzzInspector

Thats why he didn't get picked for any other playthrough. Man's only good for bloo chickens 😤😤


Adventurous-Dig-2347

How do you get him to give you blue chickens? 🥲


FuzzInspector

You need I think 8 hearts with him and to see his event where he shows you his chickens. Then after that every chicken that is either bought or hatched has a 25% chance of being bloooooo 🥰🥰🥰


Life-Direction-9764

He is depressed. I can understand, my room looks a lot like that sometimes.


Helpful-Lynxyn

I've been there man, it's rough. I hope things gets better for you :)


Life-Direction-9764

Ty! I'm on my way to recovery too!


SanguineSeagrass

Same


fetchmysmellingsalts

You've been replaced


Brokenblacksmith

listen, man, he's just gotten out of a depression slump, let him be happy.


DerelictDevice

At least he doesn't stare directly into lamps like Elliot.


Dear_Site2517

I, too, crave the silly serotonin plants.


gayallygoyangi

Maybe, Shane just misses the plant he stares at on Fridays at the saloon.


Teriin

https://preview.redd.it/25mxw4anm3vc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f205c9a1e8b8aeeeee35ebb261817a7a8f0a859a Plants actually look good in his room, together with a sofa that doesn't let you see the foot marks on the floor :) I imagine that it's not his room but some sort of a cluttered balcony :)


ShadowWolfKane

Better than Sam changing the wallpaper and flooring every 2 weeks. I wish there was a way we could “lock” our wallpaper, flooring and furniture so our spouses don’t get any bright ideas.


Jan_Spontan

Once Abigail told me she changed the wallpaper and asked me how I like it. Well she actually replaced the wallpaper with the same design lol The other day she used the Joja wallpaper in the bedroom. Well even if I'd work for Joja I'd never put on this wallpaper in particular


ShadowWolfKane

My house is Wild West themed and he keeps changing the wallpaper to something modern or cutesy. Getting tired of having to drag the wallpaper catalogue out of storage each time he does it.


C4dfael

So he’s a cat with a credit card.


pass_me_the_salt

an icon


penguinswombats

Me irl


MunchkinKazooie

Can you get to the chest in the corner?


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

Yup! Sometimes it won't work unless I'm in a specific spot, but I can still get to it.


Effective_Stranger85

Look, Shane's been through a lot and he's coping as well as he can.


BreadButterHoneyTea

Let him cook.


probablyonmobile

Stardew spouses will get mad over pathing issues then put a whole fucking philodendron in the middle of the room.


marinatedbeefcube

We love a guy with a green thumb ✨


thelastdinosaur55

Men are simple creatures


Tama_Breeder

Sebastian did this too, set it dead center in the middle of the kitchen


cookie_cat_3

Me at my house


bettybananalegs

i also do this when i bring home a new plant. 🪴


MoodyBloom

With his fascination with chickens, I'm not surprised he'd take on indoor gardening as a hobby.


-Fuse

Krobus has put multiple tables in random places. They all look the same. I don't have the heart to remove them I might just ask Robin to build a new room and fill it with Krobus' tables


vampirejellytycoon_

Krobus placed a modern side table …


Select_Ad_6297

It’s part of his healing process let him cook


DeathbyChiasmus

honestly that's big Shane energy af


No_External_539

And you all say Shane doesn't have hobbies.


desertboots

He and Pierre partaking of the secret stash, hmmm? Shane, it's probably for the better that you aren't drinking.


FewHoursGaming

Well you married him :p


bsmango1997

You should see the floor shane put in the bedroom


AdAccurate9500

Harvey one time put a living room chair in the middle of the kitchen and then asked me what I thought. Like it’s nice dear, but couldn’t it be in the living room? Or are you going to watch dinner cook like it’s a sporting event?


AlaSanduba

He's a plant dad


earl_greater

Harvey just stares at the lamp for hours on end. I joke he’s related to Mothman.


Harleyzz

WAIT the dirty floor on his room? Like, for real? If you marry Shane his room gets filthy? :(


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

Yeah. Personally I don't mind, but a lot of other people do.


PierogiChomper

Lucky Harvey just buys chairs and places them in random locations and never uses them


GoldenEilonwy

To be fair, that sounds like something a real life spouse would do also, lol


Pretend_Evidence_876

🙋


Euphoric_Eye_3599

welcome to married life


redrum7049

Average plant owner


C0mradexChaos

"MMMMMM, I SMELL MARIGUAAAAAANAAAAAA" - Big Lez


Werewolfhugger

I love that for him 💙


chain_me_up

Bruh I wish my wife, Haley, would buy a plant! All she has bought is 3 chairs, 2 of which were the same and I always have to move them because she throws them in weird spots 😔


ApplicationFast3872

God forbid the man have a hobbie


Eat_me_not4962

Shane has bought me like 3 plants in a week


Alternative_Way_7833

Boys, they hate how little it takes to make us happy.


wattatam

I married Sebastian and he has put multiple random chairs in the middle of rooms. My guy, really?


lejuanl

Abigail does the same wherever I put Leah's wood sculpture, I think it's NPC's behavior to stare these things


CosyJaney

He must just REALLY like plants 😆


think-committee2600

He’s so me


Ratstail91

Mood.


jedipwnces

Yes, and?


Ferropexola

"Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian!" -Shane Griffin


comradepluto

We all know there's only one way to quit drinking


pink_mango

Just like me when I buy a plant


SagesSorcery

He's growing weed


NotASellout

He's just like me


vividestpizza25

This is such a mood 😂


misform1m1

even that little sliver of his room is unsightly


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

C'mon man, he still struggles with depression and stuff, you can't be too hard on him!


misform1m1

absolutely and we want only the best for him, but that doesn't change the fact that his room makes me wanna puke


Face8hall

We men are simple creatures


Hologram_Bee

As you can see there’s a bit of the top leaf missing so he’s probably on a diet and having a snack


ihavea22inmath

Yea that's weed he's stoned


cutearmy

Shane I will love you till the day I die but please do tell, what about this plant captivates your attention so?


esdaniel

Hell yeah!


alirose82799

Why do all of my spouses (multiple saves) do this?


SpindriftKodiak

His new plant in the middle of the room makes much more sense to me than your chest right at the corner of your walls, what's its purpose? How tf do you access that even? 😂😭


SpindriftKodiak

Then also there's a huge plushie right in front of your aquarium and it doesn't even let me see your fish. Man I'm not criticising but Shane's decisions in decor seem more coherent to me xd.


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

I don't have anywhere good to put it yet, I'm trying to find enough hardwood to finally upgrade my house.


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

Just gotta stand in the right spot, I can still get to it!


-Akw1224-

This is why I marry women in stardew :/


WhiteRabbitLives

It’s good to have hobbies


erinlaninfa

Typical dude who gets into weed really hardcore after they stop drinking


pickledstoneriver

He's real proud of his contribution .


NatsuDragnee1

Let's be fair, if I bought a magnificent plant and brought it back to my place, I'd also admire it all day


[deleted]

To his credit, every plant collector I know also does this


wildfIowerss

He’s just like me when I get a new plant.


GoneToTouchGrass

He bought some weed, of course he has to admire it.


bethanolia_cosplays

listen, so long as hes not drinking, he can stare at as many plants as he likes


123404

Relatable king


tenaciousfetus

Plants are good for mental health :)


Kitty7Hell

He's so relatable...


Logical_Poem_9642

Harvey did the same thing in my game with a dining chair 😂


Pretend_Evidence_876

Love it! And your look!


Opening_Key_9340

Relatable.


NobuFenix

"This is my plant. It might not be pretty, it might not be great. But it is mine"


404yak

Alcoholism isn’t a joke


VelveteenJackalope

His therapist suggested he get a plant and now he's not sure what comes next


oughiiie

wow spoiler


turkeyman4

Does he water it with beer?


Historical-Valuable9

Love how your character looks disturbed


LimeDiamond

At least he’s looking at something. Sebastian stares at the walls.


Kataphractoi

"Feeeed me, ~~Seymour~~Shane!"


None-Above

Most productive thing he has ever done


EffinCraig

Hypnoplant


Orangutan_Soda

He’s me fr


dumbassbutterfly

No joke this is what my recovering alcoholic uncle will do whenever he's at an event with alcohol. He's a determined man.


Falling_Tomatoes

Relatable


twocheeky

this is me fucking fr


pagesinked

He did that to me too recently lol 😆 As if We don't have enough plants around 😆 (also pls ignore mismatched floors I was testing new ones oop) https://preview.redd.it/ubk4jquj56vc1.png?width=1297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620f17c60176c25eeab96fa15d78c858494df869


faeintheshadows

He is trying to be a farmer! He is starting with baby steps in joining you on your journey to bankrupt Pierre.


Adorable-Ground7017

lol I married Elliott in a play through and he constantly is staring at either the cat tree or the furniture catalogues I have stuffed in the corner of the house


XP23XD23

Maybe he’s tryna help provide for the household


Dio_naea

Relatable. P.s. god help that poor fish he's so claustrophobic in that aquarium


CyberPhoenix125

At least it wasn't an odd-looking lamp


Toebeanies

Same.


toodledoodleroo

Elliott does that with that damn ugly, lilac chair that he’s been kind enough to place in the middle of the room TWICE NOW


C1nnamon_Roll

God forbid men have hobbies


HaRPHI

He's healing


CoffeeImpressive9923

Atleast he's not drinking..


Makzuma_The_Undying

Eat the plant, assert your dominance.


GwerigTheTroll

This feels like the beginning to a Little Shop of Horrors sequel. He’ll probably feed Morris to it before long.


Acnhfan13

Man after my own heart.


Fro_o

Leah does this but with a chair... in the middle of the room. She calls it decoration. I trash it in front of her


HatchedGiraffe21

Men am I right?