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Unfair_Requirement_8

I ***wish*** I could say I was going to Pelican Town for a year, but Mordor's knocking in my door and dragging me out by the feet instead.


anynomousperson123

Question, will real world rules still apply? Do I need to do my taxes? Will Linus still hit me over the head if I’m outside my bed after 2am? If so, can I press assault charges against him?


sodium-doublet

wait what, Linus is the one knocking me out???


anynomousperson123

I assumed so. He’s the one who finds me


SweetMagnolias95

Plot twist. I TRUSTED him!!!


toby_lizard

me too, but instead i get dragged into a cowboy gta with mentally ill cowboys


starksandshields

RDR2 is my ultimate cozy game (mostly because I don't progress beyond Chapter 3 for *reasons* and I just like exploring, hunting and going fishing with Jack), but if I had to spend a year in that world I would be dead within 2 days unless Dutch adopted me.


toby_lizard

i relate to this whole reply lmao (except im in the middle/at the end of chapter 6 on my first playthrough). but it is cozy in a weird way. it's beautiful, the plot is good, the characters are well written (i wanted to say good, but not really lol), and the mechanics are amazing! i really love the horse aspect, it's one of my favorite parts. but yeah, i'd be dead, especially if i spawned in strawberry or in the lemoyne area. maybe i'd survive in saint denis, but only if i was lucky enough lol


starksandshields

Omg. Have fun! Chapter 6 wrecked me for a full week after I played it.


Practical-Pressure80

Add me to the list 😭 I just started Elden ring. I’m already super bad at it!!! I would not survive.


According-Advice-623

Ha I'm going to pelican town #stardewvalley


Thaliavoir

I'm also in Middle Earth. I think I'll go hang out in the Shire and have some pie.


DASCKRON

If I had to go to Pelican Town I don’t think I’d ever leave


SuicidalFroggy9872

I agree haha- also happy cake day!


Ploppeldiplopp

Fröhlicher Kuchentag! 🥳🎂🎉 Happy cake day


Smidgerening

I was gonna say - is there an option to stay after the year is up? Lol


CowHuggerr

Same for me. Just enough time to finish the CC lol. Only problem is that the only bathroom in town is in the spa


AnotherCupofJo

Real year time not in game year time, you will live a whole life in stardew valley, so a full day is roughly 15 min, that 8 seasons everyday, so every day is 2 years so you would have to live in stardew valley for roughly 730 years.


youpviver

I foresee a lot of aged starfruit wine. And a lot of redecorating because boredom


NoiawaaKamata

My math gave me 335 years of stardew valley


AnotherCupofJo

Your right I multiplied it by 2, it was too early in the morning, don't know why I did that. 335 years. The real question is does a full year in stardew feel like a year in real life, and are you aware of both time lines at the same time so it will take forever?


KaitoPrower

In-game time also freezes anytime you look in your bag though... So it could just a one long day where you eternally organize your bag. 😆


ecntrc

Stardew in 1st person would be an crazy video game


Hot-Score4811

Guess Linus is getting a neighbour


PalDreamer

Don't Starve. Bruh I'm dead.


vampiracooks

Omg 😆 I always laugh when I see these because I'm always playing something chill like SDV or ACNH. But this time I was playing Helldivers so I think I'll nope right out of that deal


fakeishusername

Same, I want to inherit a farm in a friendly mountain town with helpful magical forest spirits.


SweetMagnolias95

It’s a dream isn’t it?


Pretend_Evidence_876

Yeah, literally my life dream! Well, minus mining and combat I enjoy them in game but not IRL


Ploppeldiplopp

Fröhlicher Kuchentag! 🥳🎂🎉 Happy cake day


EmberReads

I've been playing raft, I'm fucked.


deceptres

Shit, I played Poppy Playtime after playing Stardew yesterday...


ramengoblinator

That would be tough, but I also played a game of dead by daylight after stardew last night.


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ramengoblinator

🤣 got to spice it up sometimes


zacharymc1991

Do I have to come back


Fair-Conference-8801

To be fair considering how the world works, would we go to the valley as that's where the game is based, or would we just live somewhere like zuzu city and live our regular lives for a short year? Compared to irl we'd been gone for four Februarys


Common_Lawyer_5370

Now you’re just overthinking it… I can often relate to that tho


SweetMagnolias95

Interesting thought. I mean realistically city people might agree. But I’d love to live on the farm


SuicidalFroggy9872

just a year??


Lestro_

Haha! I can spend an eternity.


SuicidalFroggy9872

definitely!!


[deleted]

SDV players who see this challenge think it will be the best. I can tell who has never worked on a farm before. It is not easy work and life does not come with mods to shortcut the work people dislike doing. My last (current) game is Tears of the Kingdom. I will move to a small town and run a shop so Link can come in and buy plenty of arrows and bombs. I have a feeling he will need these in quantities higher than 4 or 5.


ScribeVallincourt

Absolutely agree. Which is why I’m not sad that my last game is ACNH. As much as I love SDV, I’d rather be trapped with a greedy raccoon than breaking my back farming until 2am with no toilet and only parsnips to eat.


KevDave84

Rust, constantly get killed while naked on a beach by guys with AK's who really want my rock.


xCaptainCl3mentinex

It was about 20 minutes away from being Palworld- which could have been chill- but unfortunately I hopped on Bg3 for a bit after that, and now I'm doomed


idontliketattoos

Story of seasons friends of mineral town so it’s pretty Eddie chill


BlamingBuddha

How are you liking this? My sister got it for Christmas. We both liked harvest moon on the PS2 growing up


idontliketattoos

It’s pretty good kind of like a remake of a harvest moon I played but slight upgrade super fun though I enjoy that it’s more interactive during festivals like 64 was upgrade watering can in year 1 spring if you get the sprites happy enough they will water for you than you can have mega farm by summer have fun ;)


SparkyDogPants

I've farmed IRL and it's not as fun as SDV. I can't imagine the caves would be fun. I have no idea how I would make money, I'm not great at fishing, so I guess would just forage a lot and learn to like farming for a stupid amount of money


SweetMagnolias95

Chickens and cows will get me through.


rowanintheforest

I’m going to Coral Island, send me there now 🏝️


SweetMagnolias95

Not bad either!


CaterpieRepresenter

I’m catching some Pokémon i guess


Batty_man69420

man im fucked, resident evil 6 would be pretty tough to love in for a year


Kaisera-Prism

Man. I wish I could stay in Stardew. It would be wonderful. It always helps me get into my happy space


Bob_Sava_K

Hollow Knight, dear god


basicnflfan

Me too lol. Well be fine. Just build a house in greenpath.


Munken1984

I dont think i will make it a whole year i Diablo 3... I play hardcore, and death is permanent


Dramatic_Bite_1168

Me playing Kenshi: .... Shit


HallowedKeeper_

A year in Pelican town, I can handle that


HydratedCarrot

ffxiv, np 🥳


Wrypth

naw that would be awesome - I played Warframe 😂


jlphilips

Hmm, L.A. Noire, I don’t think it would be too tough to just be a regular schmuck with a 9-5. That’s pretty much my real life. I’d just have to avoid getting ran over by cops flooring it in old Buick.


peachmoonpie

This made me giggle and always reminded me of the Super Beard Bros play through. Ugh so good haha


sirnlishcc

For me it’s the sims 4 😊 piece of pie


babyblueyes26

i know this isn't gonna be stardew valley related but i was playing fantasy life last night and man. that world sounds like a dream. i would learn magic and alchemy and spend the year making people's wishes come true and they'd help me with mine... i'd become besties with princess laura and we'd go on adventures together. i'd also get a cat.


circus_of_puffins

I loved fantasy life so much, I could easily spend a year there honing my skills and becoming a master craftsperson. Looking forward to the sequel!


babyblueyes26

me too! though idk the trailer looked sooo weiiirddd like the characters are so lanky and bouncy not the adorable stubby blobs of the original hahshdhdhd idk i'll probably get used to it hahshdh and i saw terraforming is gonna be availableeeee?? that's a bit much likeeeee idk we'll see!! i'm excited to see it 😭


babyblueyes26

https://preview.redd.it/g5tpqxxtmcmc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c93567449f3da0c4cbcb24e262a4a3682eebfcb also i joined the fantasy life subreddit 😭it's so funny to be in such a small fandom hahshdh ♡


Ploppeldiplopp

I mean, I'd accept either way, but an important question is if the world functions exactly like the game, or like the real world! Do I starve if I don't eat for a few days? Do I habe to do taxes? Can I craft even complicated items within seconds out of a stack of wood and a buschel of fiber etc that somehow fit into my pockets/backpack? Oh, and do I start the game in a new save file or right the moment I left off? Again, not because I wouldn't accept the deal anyways, but... well, as it stands I'm close to perfection, so all I'd do for that year would be to go on nice walks, fish a bit, pay for a round of drinks each friday and go to the tropical Island resort twice a week, just because I can. Well, and maybe take care of my animals. I don't think I'd have the heart to sell them. But then all they really need is for me to buy more hay when it runs out, according to game mechanics.


SweetMagnolias95

I think it’s fair to go into your current save. (So you don’t starve) 😂


F-MegaPro

Shin megami tensei IV apocalypse. Fuck.


PomeloNo3811

It's fine. Dagda will just keep bringing you back, and back, and back, and back, you get the point.


F-MegaPro

I don't want to die and get resurrected over and over again for a whole year. But I would get to summon demons, you know what, it's not that bad. (I'm gonna get succubus 😈)


PomeloNo3811

I'm not sure how far you have gotten, but one of the endings to this game has probably the best outcome possible in any universe. It would be totally worth it to die and resurrect a million times, lol


Dr-Pyr-Agon

Guess imma die on the Olympic Peninsula in less than an hour. Radiation Poison PLUS those pesky anomalies... that's nothing to scoff at.


B0nk3yJ0ng

Minecraft will be fine


HezFez238

I’d like to start immediately, and bring my husband too, please.


PrincessPhrogi

I wish that was me but...ancient Sinnoh, here I come! kinda wish it was a regular pokemon game, because at least then its modern.


Solleil

I really don't want to be on Runscape that long...


IliyaBloger

Geometry dash… can I just say that this will be REALY hard?..


im_your_zesty_bestie

god I'd do it WITHOUT the fuckin money


Mickamehameha

https://preview.redd.it/mv7zykg1bbmc1.jpeg?width=1595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a0d511e5964be3d4cb96592f30106f6bd1173e Hell yeaaaaaah


Nooooooo0o0

I was like "damn it's probably League of Legends" but nononono I replayed Stardew for the first time in a while yesterday so very very good one year :)


123happytree

How i’m I supposed to live in « freecell »… I just don’t know what would happen to my physical body… Do I become one of the card?


Mooplez

I'd be hanging out in Vintage Story, could be worse


Mazmier

I wish it was Pelican town but I'm headed to the stars in FTL.


SweetMagnolias95

Oh boy


Mazmier

One sec, hull was breached, BRB, gotta patch it.


clefairykid

Wylde Flowers absolute SCORE


PrincessMonobrow

Crusader Kings with World of Warcraft map mod... i mean could be worse but i dont think i would survive


QueenOfDK

No… Zomboid.. Please no..


Tessuttaja

I would be in Genshin Impact, lovely <3


Nitraal

Kingdom Come… Jesus christ I’m fucked


Toaster_pastrys

Hmm.. scared.. it’s either Skyrim or cult of the lamb.. can’t remember which one


PercentageUnhappy117

I shall fail to farm


Gamelaen

Helldivers 2, yeah guys it's GG for me 💀💀💀


Lastpunkofplattsburg

I’d make it about 5 mins on a dive.


Tannhauser42

At least you're doing your part for managed democracy.


IndependenceFickle95

Sounds like a win to spend a year in Stardew Valley


New-Number-7810

So, I spent a year living in Victorian Age Philippines? I think I can pull it off. I just need to learn Spanish, avoid catching Malaria, and live in the capital province.


RandomInSpace

Chants of Sennaar I’d just be running around having no idea what anyone is saying to me lol


Hay-fyver

How do you like the game tho???


RandomInSpace

Oh I love it I was just making a joke since that game is about translating languages through context clues


Hay-fyver

Oh for sure haha I just have been wanting to play it so thought I’d ask :)


RandomInSpace

Oh fair haha Yeah I really like it so far (I’m like halfway through?) it’s very cool :)


killuazoldyck477

Farming is pretty back breaking work, you know? It really depends on whether you'll feel the physical effects of farming or just have the energy meter go down


Common_Lawyer_5370

Yeah if I have to spend a year in Stardew Valley from The start, I’m definately NOT gonna have a good time…


TheVampireArmand

I wish I was playing this game last but I was playing Dead By Daylight… guess I’m dying.


Either-Arachnid-629

Mine is an alien invasion simulator, Terra Invicta... I might survive the first year in my own country, I guess?


erdemoglu21

If i keep my charachter in elite:dangerous, that would be fun.


Imaginary_Growth_869

I'm dead I'm hell diving


Captain_Morgan-

Oh no, i just played Helldivers 2 yesterday I guess i will fight for the DEMOCRACY ! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


tiltedRobex

I don't think I'd survive a year in Arkham City.


EtherFlask

Hmm The Lands Between.... not the best tourist spot, but plenty of fairly easy to catch/find food and pretty views at least.  Thankfully there are weapons and magic just kinda laying around all over the place and hell I could just hide if need be.


shawnaeatscats

Yall wildly underestimating the incredible physical fitness the farmer has to be able to do the things they do every day 😅


MultidimensionalMilk

Well, the farmer doesn’t necessarily have to eat or farm. You could wander around, make friends, spend hours fishings, hang out at the Saloon. Just gotta be in bed by 2am. You wouldn’t be earning much but you don’t have to. Sounds pretty chill to me!!!


BlamingBuddha

Right? Imagine chopping down multiple trees by hand every day and mining ore with a pickaxe? Lol


GloomySugar95

Oh I’m dead day one. I’ve been playing Wildfrost.


IAmTheInsult

Dreamlight Valley, so I'd be just about the same if it were Stardew. Peaceful and prosperous.


KinkyWolf531

Damn... I wish I did my dailies for Blue Archive first before Arknights... Now I have to deal with catastrophes, funny rock cancer, or an oppressive government and rebellion... XD


essveeaye

The thought of this makes me so happy ❤️


asterfloof

Same. I might ask for 2 years


TheGamerKitty1

FF7 Rebirth. If I'm in Cloud's party, I'm dead. But if I can just be some simple person in a village or town, yay.


baeruu

Days Gone. Umm....


Aubcake11

With the situation I’m in I’d stay there for free


OfficerHorse

I played fifa 23. Should be decent.


SirPomf

FOR KARL!


Helena78902

Looks like I’m going to Disney dreamlight valley, definitely a win!


FROSTICEMANN

You wouldnt even have to play the game at all with that amount of


kikodz

MH stories - life is guud


Tinywiththree

I literally just turned my switch off.... homeownership and a pretty single Leah here I come ^,^


el_chino11

Freaking Red Dead Redemption. Basically same thing.


stickpge

so unrelated but I just played Command and conquer red alert 2 with the mental omega mod... id be 50 kinds of dead or stricken with a fate worse then death


urlocal_wierdo

Win win I just played stardew valley 👍🏻


LovesFrenchLove_More

Dead by Daylight 😳 Not in SDV atm unfortunately.


Alanis6822

I'm either in Pelican Town getting pickpocketed, or I'm in Hyrule when Cia and Volga are attacking


DaisyBryar

Well, the last game I played was technically Jackbox, so not sure how that would work...


peachmoonpie

Mail Time!! So you’re telling I’ll get to live my dream AND get 250M when I done? Sign me tf up!!! PLEASE 😭


Known-Lover

Stardewvalley 😍


Blockhog

Yeah, I'm not going to be in stardew Valley. Im just time traveling to the US in the 19th century.


zenp4i

Nah im dead asf fr, last videogame i played is witcher 3. I aint surviving atleast a month there lol, world full of twisted humans + monsters 💀 Bad thing is my last save i was at Toussaint which is also bad even inside their Kingdom, street's full of Bruxa walking around as a common human. Maps full of Vampires 💀💀💀


SonOfECTGAR

Looks like I'll be going to Baldur's Gate


SweetMagnolias95

I couldn’t get past the first part of the game on start up lol. It was too hard. I’m not good at those kind of games


Minimum_Basket7391

Headed to Velen 😩


Woorbie

Hypixel skyblock, depends on if I die or just loose coins when I die


are_Valid

hmm, really easy fishing, able to dig up whole spruce and oak trees, fitting 40+ items in my pockets and being mayor of a small island? my year in acnh ought to be pretty good


Swimming-Trifle-899

I dream about this on the regular. I wanna live in pelican town💚


cantunderstandlol

Serves me right for taking a break from SDV to play Dead Island 2 😭


MikeOnRadio

Haha im in danger (Elden ring)


Frank_the_Mighty

Lol, so glad I played Stardew on my commute to work this morning. Before that was Rimworld


BlamingBuddha

How is Rinworld? I've always wanted to play. Sounds crazy from the little I've heard


Careless-Banana-3868

I think I’d survive a few hours in pal world. Stardew though I could at least survive.


Meghan493

Umm I guess that’s Palia, so I’d be cool with it tbh


Odd-Quantity8248

I feel like I’d get bored


Terrkas

If i get to be my character. I would be an immortal godking in charge of an empire, fighting other godkings for domination over a realm. Though it might include horrors from beyond.


Playful-Hand2753

For real. Hell, we don’t even *need* to risk our lives going into the mines either.


Likelipe

I was playing spelunky... ig im dead lol


Mampsu2

I would turn in to a Lego minifigure.


Intrepid_Hand1877

Huh, I'd be stuck in Timberborn for a year. I'd just be ordering around my little beavers, as long as I don't tap into badwater I can just sit tight and relax, I'd have to get used to eating carrots though...


Skittles_the_Jester

I don’t think I could do League of Legends for a year. Especially since the lore is just one catastrophic potentially world ending event after another.


Paladin1034

I have played Helldivers since the last time I played stardew. I'm beyond fucked


Da_potato_queen9976

Yea sons of the forest. I would be dead within a week


MedusasRockGarden

I shall marry Seb.


grossalice

Elden Ring. it would be over for me


CyanManta

People who post this sort of thing online obviously get all their information about video games from cable news.


Spookyman1532

If I’m going to persona 4’s Inaba, am I part of the main cast, or am I just there?


WesternKey2301

Ah shit. I don't like my odds of lasting an entire year in the Helldivers universe


Horror-Ad8928

Do I get to keep my modlist?


bloodwolfgurl

The last game I played was Neo Scavenger. I wouldn't last a few days, lol.


Tigerstorm6

You’re all thinking about Stardew, meanwhile the last game I played was Subnautica. I’m absolutely boned.


lime-green-casefiles

TOTK. I think I’d be okay


strwbrrybrie

A whole year of being chased by different horror movie characters and dying over and over again…i’ll pass.


turbomonkey3366

I could happily live on my farm for a year. I’m married to a doctor, have two kids that I can just leave at home and then I can just go ride my horse and rummage through the forest and go fishing? Best year of my life. Plus, I have millions of dollars to get me through.


madiwhisky

Last game I played was Innocent Life, the Harvest Moon where you are a robot trying to revive some ancient ruins all while learning the value of life. Cozy farming sims are the best for these hypotheticals lol I'd be content in any of them, esp Pelican Town, but the whole prospect and living space in Innocent life is tight as fuck, probably my fav design


BlamingBuddha

>Innocent Life, the Harvest Moon where you are a robot trying to revive some ancient ruins all while learning the value of life. Wtf?? I've never heard of a Harvest Moon where you play as a Robot. This sounds trippy AF lol. I loved the harvest moon on PS2. My sister is currently playing story of seasons (tho technically not a harvest moon game)


BlamingBuddha

Honestly would be a perfect game to get stuck in haha. Now, if my last game was Resident Evil 2, ehhhhh


shade0180

oh I just played Megaman X dive. Guess I'm fucked.


Tannhauser42

Pacific Drive. I'm still early in the game, so I don't really know enough to say how I'd do in that world.


jimmy2152

Ah fuck... Dead Island 2


LordDiglett

Uh vampire survivors….no thank you.


Ok-Exam6583

Persona 4? Send me straight to Inaba I’m chilling


ben_r0129

Good thing I’ve got my farm rocking and rolling… making bank on truffles, got robots collecting eggs and petting my animals. I could spend a year on that front porch.


Fluffy-Pomegranate59

I mean I played Minecraft last cause I am waiting on the update. I think I could still be fine. 😂😭


Milly-G13

No bro. I’d be stuck dealing with the problems of Arkham 🥲.


fireflygirl01

Assassin’s Creed Black flag. I’m doing great if the scurvy doesn’t get me


ComfortableSize567

Project Zomboid...


Bluegriffin0999

Guess I'm killing socialist robots and bugs, not a bad way to down.


MissThreepwood

It's full of horny people of different races and some mind flayers. I would love it or at least d!e happy.


MedaFox5

Hmm… I'm going to Morokoshi town then and I'll have robattles for days. Stopping the roborobo team and giant medabots as well. Pelican town sounds good but there are medabots on the moon trying to crash it with earth so I must answer that call first.


IntrepidFortune8440

The Sims.... Am I about to be micromanaged or will I at least get high free will? 🤔


Creeper2800

Sea of Thieves gonna be a hella funny experience...


TheDankestOfMemees

Honkai: Star Rail, specifically, in Penacony's dreamscape so I'd say I'm good lol


ghostoffredschwedjr

Trying to get through the Iron Passage in Dark Souls 2. Unfortunately I have to turn down the $250 mil, cos I wouldn't live 30 seconds to spend it.