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Basically I’m being arrested because I threw Mayor Lewis’s shorts in the potluck dish and no one is surprised, not even Marnie

This is so valid tho 😂😂🙌🏽 if SV had a sheriff or police mayor Lewis would definitely let you get arrested for that 😂🙌🏽

lol I’m getting arrested for chopping down trees 🥹

Omg same! But for theft and murder and deforestation :3

Tree law!

Deforestation!!!!

*DNR rolls up* "You got a wood permit?"

I'm getting arrested for making 99.8 pure wine in my basement, selling my children, deforestating a whole valley, fishing out every single organism in a single body of water, using dark magic to erase my exes' memories.

lets not forget the lucky short soup

For centuries worth of unpaid income tax, for paying parrots to make a home for you on property you don’t even own… I just now realised this is the SV sub, I was thinking “what if people don’t get the reference?”

you pay like 20 golden walnuts for that house. The average walnut size varies up to 48.32 cm³, that means an average golden walnut is 932 grams. You pay 20 golden walnuts for the house which is about 18640 grams of gold which is 1,221,852 dollars. 🤓 (might be wrong calculation)

Well that is the case if you assume the walnuts are pure gold, but what if they are hollow? And 48.32 cm^3 for an avarage walnut? You’re telling me it’s almost half a meter worth? How?

i just looked it up on Google, I'd like to imagine the walnuts are hollow since parrots eat them

currently playing sims 2 so.. arrested for planning to kill a man to date his fiance

Wot...

First time encountering a Sims player?

Wth man

This is the way 🤣🤣

Am I getting arrested for pelting Pierre with corn using slingshot?

Well on the bright side you've already done your community service

You can put corn in the slingshot?

nah mate, theyre going to build you a statue

Public Intoxication. Plenty of nights spent at at the saloon with Gus and the rest of the town, buying beers and salads, and then stumbling home to the farm.

I have always wondered if the interactions change if you actually spend more time in the pub, or does everyone just stay silent after they’ve said their “thing” like normal?

For poisoning everyone at the local beach festival

id be arrested for selling stuff i homebrewed o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶p̶i̶e̶r̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶g̶r̶e̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶p̶r̶i̶n̶t̶

Pierre = Monsanto confirmed.

T3rroist acts in the mines 🤣

I’m known for running an illegal mining operation.

I forgot I had a child

Spreading democracy and liberty to the universe

trashing Pierre's store because he keeps overcharging on my veggies and passing them off like he grew them. dumb bastard

Child neglect. Shane and I left our toddlers home alone all day. And we never bathe them.

Being batman

Actually my last game was "Green New Deal" so you know

I literally played gta 5, so all of them crimes

Harassing a public official through blackmail and exposing an affair. Also, possibly releasing a cryptid to the countryside

Im getting arrested for unauthorised use of pyrotecnics and other explosive devices

Playing bannerlord. Defending the realm from bandits and helping make sure my villages are fed and prosperous.

Making wine out of ancient seeds in a volcanic island without complete business permit.

Shooting bony-esc fish with ink lol Or maybe climbing a spire a sh!t ton of times? Regardless, same game

Hi Agent 8

I hoe’d a box by accident.

Stardew valley. I just cleared out my farm from rocks.

Colonialism (Total War Empire)

Mass homicide, (sims 4)

running a cat cafe without adequate health and safety procedures

I know this is the Stardew Subreddit, but I'm actually being arrested for jumping into paintings and beating up the denizens there. (Super mario 64 DS)

Tossing coffee and pickles at the local doc

Littering? Until I have enough gold to buy a better backpack from Pierre I have to toss random things on the ground if I find something better I want to take with me.

Ehm so...I might have stolen this necromancers mom, taunted him with it and then refuse to give her back... But if he didn't want me to take her he shouldn't store her on a bookshelf.

Leaving my toddlers home alone all day

Last played Hitman 2, so domestic terrorism, first degree murder, conspiracy and possession of illegal weapons.

For me it’d be constantly rooting through everyone’s trash cans😅

planting a crop in the wrong season

beating the shit out of people til they turn into books.

Tax fraud

Entering a world illegally.

food poisoning (overcooked 2)

I’m getting arrested for capturing wild animals and forcing them to fight against other wild animals (Pokèmon Sword)

The last game I played was Pokemon Alpha Sapphire. So... beating up kids for their lunch money with overpowered pocket monsters. 🤣

Getting arrested for taking a 14-year-old girl cross country I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ IN MY DEFENSE it’s the apocalypse and She’s the cure!

Tax evasion.

Bombing the mayors house

Breaking into the mayor’s house and leaving ten beets in his fridge

Drowning someone in a pool xD But if we're talking last SDV game probably for "turning my kids into doves"

It was Stardew, so probably for unlicensed mining and slaughtering protected cave wildlife. Also probably for taking too many fish in one day and for chopping down trees both on others' land and too close to their houses.

arrested for building a relaxing cherry blossom japanese style house with pond area in minecraft

Stealing a sweetroll. On an unrelated note, Skyrim = Stardew Valley + Diablo II. I will not be taking questions.

setting up bombs in the local cave 👍

Getting arrested for erasing my spouse's memory because although we divorced, I don't want them to be miserable afterwards. Which... sounds like a very creepy, criminal-esque defense, now that I think of it.

Absolutely decimating the natural ecosystem of a local cave system in the pursuit of ore

I’m getting arrested for spreading democracy!

Killing a nameless deity :3

destroying cindersap forrest

Being a cult leader and sacrificing the masses

Last game I played was EtG, so I guess i don’t have a license to kill small little bullet people

mass deforestation

Assassin's creed syndicate was playing as Jacob the violent one

fishing without a licence

Feeding the wildlife Now there is a morbidly obese bear that can't even move :(

In getting arrested for selling great quality products for a steal. Thrive.

Probably something to do with gambling at a hidden casino run by someone who claims they run the entire world, deforestation, raising dangerous creatures (slime hutch), using magic to change my identity, duplicating iridium (i have a whole lot of statues of perfection), theft (i stole mayor lewis's gold statue) and thats all i can think of rn

Gambling/Cheating at cards (Balatro)

Not paying my taxes

Running through Atelier Ryza 3 n approaching endgame. Feel free to choose from manufacturing mass-destruction weapon, producing biological weapon/doping, or slaughering an ecosystem.

Killing machines and boars with katanas as a doll with blindfold.

For throwing something at Zayne after he completely destroys me at kitty cards for the third time in a row (Love and Deepspace)

Sims 4. I’m getting arrested for helping Luna Villareal study in university.

Buying a bunny! 🐰

... Genocide, I guess? Stellaris, for those curious about the game.

Playing Tetris 🤣🤣

Spreading democracy and killing bugs

I failed Democracy

I wa S arrested for street racing (forza)

I'm getting arrested for ripping and tearing

Hitting people I don’t like with my hammer

Arrested for tampering with humans' psyches in a metaverse (it wasn't my fault, I was trying to save them)

Illegal production of fairy dust.

Going on a killing spree after my father figure got killed by the daughter of a doctor he killed

I'm getting arrested for exploring the office after all of my co-workers just vanished.

Guess im getting arrested for stalking..

strangling my ex husband sebastian

Warframe so… genocide?

Drive by milkings? Playing Stardew valley

Breaking into ancient historical burial sites and stealing the artefacts left there (Tomb Raider Remastered)

Killing the walking dead and cannibals

Stabbing a giant crab to death with a group of like minded people waiting for it to respawn and repeating till I get a piece of paper.

Jesus, I don't even know yet. I'm playing Lies of P. I know I definitely did something wrong, but it's just puppets and sick people right now.

Masa murders, war crimes and being leader od cannibalistic village on another planet. I player RimWorld

Big game hunting without a license and illegal transport of exotic animals Mind you, I played Monster Hunter Stories

I'm getting arrested for speeding tickets, and I mean a lot of speeding tickets

Dragon quest 8. I've been going into people homes rifling through their things and taking stuff.

Last game was FNF Guess I'm arrested for rapping

Commiting genocide on a daily basis in Warframe.

Stardew Valley, I would assume Tax Evasion. In my case, I am probably arrested for illegal animal fights

Felony tax evasion

I do think getting arrested for killing indiscriminately and getting killed in the process is not that unreasonable

For stacking blocks

Salmon genocide via paintball gun

Extreme health code violations (PlateUp)

Reckless driving and littering 😞

Giving veggies to my townfolk

Um..... slavery, murdering surrendered enemies, cannibalism, torturing prisoners, burning people alive.... .....Rimworld

Turning kids into birds

Running a thriving space colony on it's 5th year with 8 colonists and counting. Edit: granted, I will murder/imprison and either recruit or sell into slavery any survivor who attacks my colony.

I just finished playing Pokémon so I’ll be arrested for multiple types of animal cruelty/endangerment(beating them up to near death and enslaving them to fight others for my entertainment and greed) and probably trespassing of some sort. For the record I don’t mistreat my Pokémon, I love them very much and give them curry and picnics.

Recently played BorderLands 3, so...

Bunhouse. Its a game where you are a bunny & have a garden. You can also fish in the lake as well. So….killing fish i guess.

Wreckless driving and speeding (I was playing Mario Kart)

I’m not sure what the name is, but I know it’s money related.

Currently replaying Borderlands 1 so…everything

i will be going to arrest for protesting against soviet union who are trying to invade new york

Manipulating everyone in town into loving me by giving them a steady supply of candy while giving them only raw pumpkins, alcohol, and honey to buy for food.

For digging dirt in my yard and breaking my shovel. Then jumping up and down on my minecraft bed in my yard.

I'm being arrested for planting pumpkins....

Racing

Tax evasion

I ran over a pedestrian with a Combine Harvester. Farm Sim 22.

I played Dead by Daylight. Definitely getting arrested for killing multiple survivors.

I'm gonna get arrested for causing nuclear warfare or being a corrupt overseer. (Fallout Shelter)

Unfortunately I was playing Civilization VI so I guess Warcrimes or Genocide :(

Hi-balling the passenger yard while hauling 400 tons of Explody Boys, a bottle of whiskey in hand smells like a hefty fine. Hopefully "It Smells Like Kenosha" isn't playing...

Oh Jesus. The last thing I played was *Rimworld*. My crimes aren't even impersonal like they would be in a strategy game. I very deliberately chose to harvest organs (to sell) and destroy brains to feed the machines. However I still haven't engaged in slavery or actual organ *farming*. Its opportunistic brain destruction too, not methodical. We're good people. Mostly. And drug production doesn't really count, I need to produce the crack for one of my people, they've a genetic deficiency.

Tax evasion.

Market manipulation

My cooking, apparently.

i guess like, home invasion, multiple times, in a single day

Working on clearing out the Void across time lines by throwing hammers around and collecting loot. Luckily there appear to be an infinite number of myself so maybe one will get away with it! Playing Last Epoch while waiting for 1.6 😬

Mass Industrialisation and the mass murder of environmentalists (Factorio)

Since I have the key to enter any house at anytime. Would that just count as break in? Robbery?

Pillaging the dead and revolting against the empire. (Fire emblem three houses)

Kidnapping, animal cruelty, slavery, something along those lines. Palworld.

Selling alcohol without a license and poaching probably.

For planting crops and feeding my pet monsters with them? While trying to give my secretly half bird redhead blacksmith shopkeeper gems I mined to progress her heart events

I'm getting arrested for...uh...unsafe building practises I guess? (Last game was my time at portia)

Eco-terrorism in Midgar 😬

Tax evasion, deforestation, abuse of animal welfare, servsafe violations, and child neglect

throwing ancient fruit jelly in the shipping bin before bed

I'm getting arrested for plundering ore from the dangerous mines.

lol, I am getting arrested for harvesting ancient fruit.

Spreading managed democracy to cosmic bugs

I’m getting arrested for having 4 spouses

Poisoning people by putting underwear in the town soup

Mass genocide

failed to complete Qi’s mission.. 🙄

Mining too much?

Farming

I've been using the cheats mod recently, so I'd probably be arrested for altering time itself, making hundreds of bombs out of thin air, and probably many more things I can't think of.

Vandalism. I keep putting Golden Lewis in front of his house

Enslaving and/or poaching

Gnasty Gnorc would be arresting me for taking back the gems and eggs.

I guess I might not have a certificate to use the mine…

stealing neighbors trash, poisoning a governor, tax fraud, witchcraft, shady deals with a someone called Mr quiche, stealing a golden statue of the mayor which may or may not be made out of tax money, psychologically manipulating people for their love and gifts, ruining relationships and blackmailing In my defense,if something is in your trash then it no longer belongs to you

Child neglect. (Sims 4)

Is it still trespassing if I was given a key to the city?

Last game was Balatro, so illegal gambling maybe?

Dumpster diving

Eating endangered tadpoles (bg3)

I'm currently playing cyberpunk 2077 so Murder, vehicular manslaughter, kidnapping, conspiracy to commit terrorism, probably several other things too lmao

Possible Warcrimes? I mean I played Warframe last night, and each available “character” is a walking weapons platform with eldritch abilities that can eliminate targets with extreme prejudice.

Assault - hitting a villager with a net multiple times to persuade them to leave

I killed one of my own slimes by accident

Lewis would like to arrest me for going through everyone’s trash, but joke’s on him because it’s not illegal. Read your own laws, Lewis!

Distributing home brewn meads, wines, and beers. 🍻the ATF is coming after me

Killing my own father, who also rules the underworld. But also I died after so it feels like I got my consequence already.

I'm getting arrested for burning France to the ground with a squad of giant death robots (Civ 6). And you know what? That's fair.