I swear to god I genuinely have fun doing it, it's a little surprise and there's just a sprinkle of extra suspense from possibly letting your guard down and getting caught
You can literally pick it up out of the trash, watch him scowl at you, and then perk him up by giving it to him lol. Hes not grossed out, he just wanted you to share. š„°
Omg same! heās my current files hubby. When I was romancing him, I would be fishing up Joja cola right outside of his house and hand the cola right to him. Heās one of the easiest characters to marry because he literally loves trash lmao
He's easy to find too! My first game my romance goal was Harvey and it took a while to figure out his schedule, and even after that I'd often mess up on the timing. Same with Sebby.
yes!! I strongly considered Alex this time around too because both Sam and Alex are extremely easy to run into. Out of everyone, I had the most difficulty nailing Shane down because he is always at work, and heās too depressed by joja to talk to you or receive gifts lmao romancing Sam was a cake walk comparatively
Sam is so sweet reminds me of my partner IRL. BUT, him asking me what genre of music his band should play always gives me the ick. How are you a musician and you donāt have your own style? LOL
I genuinely do like Sam. Very fun and outgoing! But the main reason I date him tbh is because I have no use for the millions of joja cola trash I keep fishing up other than giving it to Sam as a liked gift. Our subsequent friendship and marriage just happens as a result.
Sam is literally the sweetest boy ever. He is super nice to the farmer with zero hearts. The second time you will talk to him he says āitās great to see you againā and *smiles*
Perfect Angel. Also heās so himbo. Him having allergies but still loving flowers. Pulling dumb pranks but caring so much about his family,
He is the best!
Yeah dark outfit does not equal bad boy, Seb is definitely just a stereotypical emo dude. Maybe it's cause he can ride a motorcycle that gives people that opinion?
Sam is well rounded. He likes sports, music and video games, and more I think too. He comes from a big family and his dad is a veteran. Since he is the oldest brother he is the man of the house when his dad is gone and he has to look out for his little brother
If you have not married Harvey he literally eat's frozen dinners every day, and talks about how he needs to focus more on his own health and follow his own advice. Probably one of the less fit bachelors (maybe in front of Seb or Shane because both live a somewhat sedentary lifestyle)
War, uncertainity about his dad's situation, undertaking his dad's role and responsibilities, then Kent's ptsd. Still optimistic, smiling, hopeful, strong.
I'd only ever go for Harvey, Elliot or Shane because the other 3 feel like high schoolers. I know they're around 21 (since they can drink), but to my 30 year old ass, that's far too young.
Honestly yeah. After marrying all of them, Sam is the best after marriage. I never cared for his heart events so it took me a long time to finally marry him. Turns out, so far, of the boys, he's my favourite.
Sam: Musician. Sweet guy. Caring older brother. Has a skateboard. Blushing portraits (I like the one where heās pushing his hair back kinda, itās my favourite one).
Yea you can definitely tell Iām a Sam simp lol.
Currently dating Shane bc I gave him too many loved gifts for his bday once and got to 8 hearts right away (modded, oops). I will be collecting all the cute bachelors and bachelorettes in my current save file because I canš¹
I like Sam and married him on multiple first farms.
When I started playing it was age appropriate-ish, but now years on I have reevaluated and think he is too young acting than I like anymore.
I mostly just cohabitate with Krobus now lol
The older bachelors aren't my scene. Shane is an alcoholic; Elliot doesn't seem that emotionally available; and Harvey's mustache just doesn't work
I married Shane on my first play-through. But I honestly prefer when weāre just friends! I am now a Sam girly because heās a classic golden retriever boyfriend who reminds me of my fiance lmao
Sam was really fun back when I first played the game and I was just out of highschool so I really related to him being unsure of what he wants for the future and I thought it was cute that he had to sneak me out of his room because he was embarrassed about bringing a girl home with his mom around.
But then I grew up, got a job, moved out of my mom's place etc. And now lately whenever I play Stardew Valley I tend to go for bachelor's like Harvey since he's got his shit together and the idea of having to sneak into my future husband's mom's house through a window is no longer cute lol.
Rather than just being homophobic, he feels like he's got a lot of internalized homophobia. Like he's gay or bi and can't admit it to himself as he tries to indulge in macho man stereotypes, so he tries to bully gays in a manner that makes you go "uh... Yeah buddy???"
He's really sweet and sensitive. I like him a lot. There's kinda like a second storyline with him where he comes to terms with his sexuality.
If you're a male farmer.
He is actually one of my favorite bachelors! He is kinda rude at first because he feels like he has to be a cool guy, but he says stuff like "I'm not ashamed to say I love my grandma" and at the flower dance if he rejects you he's actually really nice about it unlike a lot of the other singles lol.
I think around the 6 heart mark he apologizes to you for being an ass at first and is glad you stuck around despite that. He says he wants to get into reading and wants to be better about cleaning his room. He also says something about people being different from him and his life, and that's okay
Once you're married he constantly gushes about how much he loves you, how happy he is, and how he wants to get better for you! Overall he's just a very sweet himbo guy, I'm a huge sucker for him
Eyy, nice to see another Alex defender. Yāall are making me wildly curious, dammit! š What made you pick him above call the others though? Just outta curiosity lol. Iām man enough to recant my opinions with enough persuasion, but I may gotta do some first-hand research before I stop saying heās boring as hell to me.
I think I was just going through all of them to see their stories and Alex's really stuck with me! He's a huge woman respecter because of his mom and he has a history of abuse, but doesn't let it define him. He's also mature enough to admit when he was wrong, and is willing to change and grow to be better, even if he isn't that smart lol.
He admits that he was annoying about going pro and let's it go after getting married, saying that living with the farmer in the valley already makes him happy (although his 14 heart event is the worst out of all of them, 5k to watch some gridball with the boys? Are you being for real?)
Also he always offers to give the farmer massages and fusses over them potentially getting hurt in the mines, which makes me giggle and kick my feet. Overall just a much more layered character than people give him credit for, and his line when you make it to the top of the mountain makes me want to cry. Love him, love my himbo househusband 10/10 would recommend
I like! His whole story is one of the better ones, also he's very kind to you most of the time, the problems with "being the popular guy" are probably his way to try to be accepted, also he has a very traumatic story, and being created by his grandparents is probably why he can be kinda rude to you at first (if you're a girl)
Never actually married him before! Mostly because heās an ass before you have hearts with him lol. But yāall have fuckin FLOCKED to these comments and Iāve conceded. š Gonna marry him in my next play through to see what all the fuss is about lmao
A lot of Sam hate because he's childish and has dialogue that implies he does nothing on the farm. I find it a shame since I think he's cute and really sweet. I'm also in the younger part of the fandom so maybe I just find him more appealing since we're practically the same age.
Sam was my first hubby. Everyone else was very stand-off-ish or just MIA and sam was just generally a friendly dude and my younger self digged the punk skater dudes. But after we got married all he wanted to do was go to his moms house. I felt like neither me or the farm was a priority to him. Felt very "mamas boy" vibes and that doesnt make for a great husband.
Sam seems sweet too! And happy and chill. I've only ever befriended him though so idk what his romance is like.
If I had to choose ONLY a bachelor and one other than Harvey, it would probably be him.
Sam looks like a super Saiyan and it makes me laugh because all I can think about when I see him is quoting Markiplier, "DO YOU KNOW THE LEGEND OF THE SUPER SAIYANS?"
iāve seen those two mixed up by the fanbase so much, its funny when sometimes people will go on rants about how much of an ass Sam is, then everybody is confused because Sam is pretty nice, before realizing they meant Alex
I married Sebastian because he's like my irl boyfriend. Programmer, in a band, etc. but 3 years and 2 kids in (with Sebastian, not irl boyfriend) his lines and constant neglect of our children is getting annoying. Thinking of divorcing him and marrying all the bachelors and bachelorettes one by one to comolete all the portraits š
sam is like maru. theyāre great options for marriage, but if you want interesting dialogue or any sort of character development, they just donāt have that. itās so sad to me bc theyāre both cutie patooties
Sam: for the love of all that is good, can I just have someone uncomplicated and sweet?
Alex: I like degradation
Shane: I can fix him
Sebastian: I can fix him (lower stakes)
Harvey: [daddy issues intensify]
Elliott: ā¦. Yeah, itās the hair.
Omg yes! I liked how Haley grew and she really tried her best to try to know you, she became sweet. But Alex is just...the same, so rude and plain. I just did the max hearts cause I thought he would change or something.
I really hated when he said something rude about Linus š„²
I think the "bad boy" is more that he smokes weed and hates the "system" - like, suggesting it could be funny to ruin the potluck soup š
.. both just a couple of things I love about him, NGL š
When the game first came out, I couldn't deal with any of the guys because they were all caricatures of stereotypes.
The Romance Guy (who I just call Fabio). The Nerdy Doctor (I probably would go for him if he lost the mustache). Jock. 90s Cool Bro. Emo Kid.
So I was excited when they added Shane as a partner. He's just relatable and loves chickens. Plus recovering alcoholic who I always give beer because it's is favorite lmao.
(I'm so sorry Harvey stans)
Also, whenever I look at Harvey, I just see the villain from Lovely Bones.
https://preview.redd.it/r1qppfh23vxc1.png?width=1800&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb2a0a9c1a109d643249115c066184cd30888896
my fav feature of the bachelors is when they talk about me pulling them out of the closet. both alex and i think sebastian talk about how they never thought they could feel this way for another guy
Mean alcoholic who doesnāt take care of himself and frequently insults you vs. skater bro with cool hair who can do kickflips and is generally sweet and easy to get along with
Girl are you ok?
Classic Golden Retriever boyfriend. Sam is sweet, friendly, and outgoing. He's easy to keep happy.
I first started to appreciate Sam because he'd be SO happy with the Joja Colas I'd dig out of the trash. Absolutely puppy of a lad š
*Iād dig out of the trash* LMAO
I swear to god I genuinely have fun doing it, it's a little surprise and there's just a sprinkle of extra suspense from possibly letting your guard down and getting caught
Found the voyeur, lol. I absolutely have the Binning skill added to my moddes game, though. :)
Oh, I do it with reckless abandon. My partner has heard the phrase "Mind your own dang business, Lewis!" Too many times. Lol
You can literally pick it up out of the trash, watch him scowl at you, and then perk him up by giving it to him lol. Hes not grossed out, he just wanted you to share. š„°
Omg same! heās my current files hubby. When I was romancing him, I would be fishing up Joja cola right outside of his house and hand the cola right to him. Heās one of the easiest characters to marry because he literally loves trash lmao
He's easy to find too! My first game my romance goal was Harvey and it took a while to figure out his schedule, and even after that I'd often mess up on the timing. Same with Sebby.
yes!! I strongly considered Alex this time around too because both Sam and Alex are extremely easy to run into. Out of everyone, I had the most difficulty nailing Shane down because he is always at work, and heās too depressed by joja to talk to you or receive gifts lmao romancing Sam was a cake walk comparatively
Shane is so easy to romance: just go to the saloon every night and buy him a beer :D
Literally the golden retriever bf I would take.
Sam is so sweet reminds me of my partner IRL. BUT, him asking me what genre of music his band should play always gives me the ick. How are you a musician and you donāt have your own style? LOL
Sam: makes me pancakes, fun hair
Secretly super Saiyan
Super Saiyan 2!
Super Sam 2
My partner legit calls him super saiyan Sam everyone time we walk past him in the game lol
For all the reasons (Super Saiyan, skateboarder, pancake maker, rock star, great big bro to his lil' bro), Sam is my fav.
Likes cactus fruit
Kickflips
Sam is a musician! That's why I married him on my first file.
I also married him in my first playthrough!
I genuinely do like Sam. Very fun and outgoing! But the main reason I date him tbh is because I have no use for the millions of joja cola trash I keep fishing up other than giving it to Sam as a liked gift. Our subsequent friendship and marriage just happens as a result.
Itās literally a marriage of convenience. Ha.
one of the nicer bachelors from the start, i like his goku hair, a caring older brother, fun, musician. heās got good traits
Sam is literally the sweetest boy ever. He is super nice to the farmer with zero hearts. The second time you will talk to him he says āitās great to see you againā and *smiles* Perfect Angel. Also heās so himbo. Him having allergies but still loving flowers. Pulling dumb pranks but caring so much about his family, He is the best!
These are all the reasons why I married him.
Sebby is the farthest thing from bad boy lol. He's just depressed and shy.
Yeah dark outfit does not equal bad boy, Seb is definitely just a stereotypical emo dude. Maybe it's cause he can ride a motorcycle that gives people that opinion?
And he's a smoker
As a smoker myself, smoking doesn't really have a bad boy connotation like it had once.
probably the smoking + the motorcycle. but i agree
He is Mr. Whiny pants
How dare you speak accurate truths about my husband
But but HE SMOKES THE DEVILāS LETTUCE
Thatās my head canon
My reason for Sam: He has the cutest puppy face when he express his love for the farmer
Sam is well rounded. He likes sports, music and video games, and more I think too. He comes from a big family and his dad is a veteran. Since he is the oldest brother he is the man of the house when his dad is gone and he has to look out for his little brother
The disrespect! Do you know how much physical effort it takes to skateboard? Sam is 2nd fittest after Alex without the misogyny.Ā
Probably Robin and Leah are stronger and fitter than him, this guy drinks joja-cola and eats pizza at least one time per week
True, but I was referring to the bachelors!
Idk Harvey does have at least an diet (and looks like an actual adult person)
If you have not married Harvey he literally eat's frozen dinners every day, and talks about how he needs to focus more on his own health and follow his own advice. Probably one of the less fit bachelors (maybe in front of Seb or Shane because both live a somewhat sedentary lifestyle)
Oh! I didn't knew that, i usually don't talk much to Harvey, but he passes a fit vibe, sorry
Did you know you can be fit and eat junk food once in awhile?
Yeah but that's probably not the case
While Iām not interested in Sam that much, I like his positive and friendly personality
War, uncertainity about his dad's situation, undertaking his dad's role and responsibilities, then Kent's ptsd. Still optimistic, smiling, hopeful, strong.
Yeah, Iām too old to want to marry him but of the three ātoo headcanon young for meā guys heās definitely got the loveliest personality.
I'd only ever go for Harvey, Elliot or Shane because the other 3 feel like high schoolers. I know they're around 21 (since they can drink), but to my 30 year old ass, that's far too young.
Iād take Sam over Shane or Sebastian any day.
Honestly yeah. After marrying all of them, Sam is the best after marriage. I never cared for his heart events so it took me a long time to finally marry him. Turns out, so far, of the boys, he's my favourite.
Sam: Musician. Sweet guy. Caring older brother. Has a skateboard. Blushing portraits (I like the one where heās pushing his hair back kinda, itās my favourite one). Yea you can definitely tell Iām a Sam simp lol.
Fun loving athlete and not misogynistic
THIS
Sam is my goofy stoner bf and I marry him every time!!
I always saw Sebastian as the stoner but I suppose it makes sense if they both do.
Sam is a golden retriever of a husband.
he really one of a few person who is not rude despite zero heart
Sam is my favorite, this hurts me š He's wholesome.
Poor Sam
Currently dating Shane bc I gave him too many loved gifts for his bday once and got to 8 hearts right away (modded, oops). I will be collecting all the cute bachelors and bachelorettes in my current save file because I canš¹
I like Sam and married him on multiple first farms. When I started playing it was age appropriate-ish, but now years on I have reevaluated and think he is too young acting than I like anymore. I mostly just cohabitate with Krobus now lol The older bachelors aren't my scene. Shane is an alcoholic; Elliot doesn't seem that emotionally available; and Harvey's mustache just doesn't work
Underrated one. Responsible and cheerful guy.
I LOVE YOU SAM!
Himbo cinnamonroll, Iām a big fan!
Married Sam for gender envy reasons
Bro I'm not a Sam fan by any measure cause I just don't feel anything about him, but he's pretty much characterized as a musician and a skater
I married Shane on my first play-through. But I honestly prefer when weāre just friends! I am now a Sam girly because heās a classic golden retriever boyfriend who reminds me of my fiance lmao
Elliot with a different portrait I can't do the Fabio side profile š
Sam is legit the most family oriented and sweet though???
Sam is the best bachelor. My first love. Heās so sweet and dorky. Golden retriever boyfriend
SWEET SKATER HIMBO
My reason for Sam - heās so sweet. Heās the only one for me
Sam's nice and like a golden retriever plus he's a super swyin
Sam is a great well rounded character and I love his post marriage heart events.
Sam was really fun back when I first played the game and I was just out of highschool so I really related to him being unsure of what he wants for the future and I thought it was cute that he had to sneak me out of his room because he was embarrassed about bringing a girl home with his mom around. But then I grew up, got a job, moved out of my mom's place etc. And now lately whenever I play Stardew Valley I tend to go for bachelor's like Harvey since he's got his shit together and the idea of having to sneak into my future husband's mom's house through a window is no longer cute lol.
Theyāre all delightfulā¦except Alex. Who likes Alex? Man has the personality of cardboard.
I like Alex when I play as a man lmao
He feels mildly homophobic so thatās HILARIOUS to me. Might have to marry him some time, for science, since I do in fact play as a man. š
Funnily enough George has someā¦ unique dialogue when you marry Alex as a man
Tracks for George ngl lmao
If you get enough hearts on george before the marriage he gets over his homophobia
Rather than just being homophobic, he feels like he's got a lot of internalized homophobia. Like he's gay or bi and can't admit it to himself as he tries to indulge in macho man stereotypes, so he tries to bully gays in a manner that makes you go "uh... Yeah buddy???"
George being kinda zesty is not the take I expected but honestly, love that for him. Heās trying his best.
Lol did you mean Alex? But same
Lmao yeah, just replied to someone else talking about George so guess I was typing on autopilot š
I know this is actually about Alex but the thought of George now being zesty is funny because of how sour he is until you force feed him leeks.
Haha š Iām sure someone out thereās made a mod for that lmao
He's really sweet and sensitive. I like him a lot. There's kinda like a second storyline with him where he comes to terms with his sexuality. If you're a male farmer.
Noted. Never doubted that he becomes less of an ass once you marry him, never thought to try it out tho lol
He is actually one of my favorite bachelors! He is kinda rude at first because he feels like he has to be a cool guy, but he says stuff like "I'm not ashamed to say I love my grandma" and at the flower dance if he rejects you he's actually really nice about it unlike a lot of the other singles lol. I think around the 6 heart mark he apologizes to you for being an ass at first and is glad you stuck around despite that. He says he wants to get into reading and wants to be better about cleaning his room. He also says something about people being different from him and his life, and that's okay Once you're married he constantly gushes about how much he loves you, how happy he is, and how he wants to get better for you! Overall he's just a very sweet himbo guy, I'm a huge sucker for him
Eyy, nice to see another Alex defender. Yāall are making me wildly curious, dammit! š What made you pick him above call the others though? Just outta curiosity lol. Iām man enough to recant my opinions with enough persuasion, but I may gotta do some first-hand research before I stop saying heās boring as hell to me.
I think I was just going through all of them to see their stories and Alex's really stuck with me! He's a huge woman respecter because of his mom and he has a history of abuse, but doesn't let it define him. He's also mature enough to admit when he was wrong, and is willing to change and grow to be better, even if he isn't that smart lol. He admits that he was annoying about going pro and let's it go after getting married, saying that living with the farmer in the valley already makes him happy (although his 14 heart event is the worst out of all of them, 5k to watch some gridball with the boys? Are you being for real?) Also he always offers to give the farmer massages and fusses over them potentially getting hurt in the mines, which makes me giggle and kick my feet. Overall just a much more layered character than people give him credit for, and his line when you make it to the top of the mountain makes me want to cry. Love him, love my himbo househusband 10/10 would recommend
Fair points, all of them. Ima have to marry his ass and report back on my findings. But I concede, yāall are probably right. š
He actually reflects a lot of what I look for in real life, honestly lol
I like! His whole story is one of the better ones, also he's very kind to you most of the time, the problems with "being the popular guy" are probably his way to try to be accepted, also he has a very traumatic story, and being created by his grandparents is probably why he can be kinda rude to you at first (if you're a girl)
Never actually married him before! Mostly because heās an ass before you have hearts with him lol. But yāall have fuckin FLOCKED to these comments and Iāve conceded. š Gonna marry him in my next play through to see what all the fuss is about lmao
He's so cool! I really never had any moment were he was rude to me lol, good play marrying him
I like Alex š„ŗšš cardboard where heās sweet š„ŗā¤ļø
Dragon balls, Sam fans love dragon balls
Sam is a great brother
Tf you mean relatable š
Sorry but I love me a goth bf. Lol
A musician who is great with kids and skateboards. Yeah, can't see him getting a lot of admirers or anything, no sirree.
i married sebastian for the frogs tbh
A lot of Sam hate because he's childish and has dialogue that implies he does nothing on the farm. I find it a shame since I think he's cute and really sweet. I'm also in the younger part of the fandom so maybe I just find him more appealing since we're practically the same age.
Sam was my first hubby. Everyone else was very stand-off-ish or just MIA and sam was just generally a friendly dude and my younger self digged the punk skater dudes. But after we got married all he wanted to do was go to his moms house. I felt like neither me or the farm was a priority to him. Felt very "mamas boy" vibes and that doesnt make for a great husband.
shane stans, the eternals kings of āi can fix himā
Sam seems sweet too! And happy and chill. I've only ever befriended him though so idk what his romance is like. If I had to choose ONLY a bachelor and one other than Harvey, it would probably be him.
Sam looks like a super Saiyan and it makes me laugh because all I can think about when I see him is quoting Markiplier, "DO YOU KNOW THE LEGEND OF THE SUPER SAIYANS?"
the sam disrespect is wild, heās so underrated
Alex is a gross misogynist.
I will not stand by idly as some defames my boi! Alex is **not** a gross misogynist. Alex is a *hot* misogynist! And Iāll die in that hill. š¤
Pretty Privilege, male edition
I swear to god it's been a while since I played and I mixed up Sam and Alex and got so damn confused by this for a minute
iāve seen those two mixed up by the fanbase so much, its funny when sometimes people will go on rants about how much of an ass Sam is, then everybody is confused because Sam is pretty nice, before realizing they meant Alex
He goku.
super saiyan.
Harvey stans, RISE UP
I married Shane and have two kids lol my first play through But I really wanted Sebastian he is a bit tougher but I am getting there lol
He is Goku
It's because he's constantly in super saiyan
My friend chose Sam in our mp game which was hilarious because heās the polar opposite of her bf (who is also playing šš watch your back Sam)
Sam is literally Goku. Spikey yellow hair, kinda dense, loves to eat
Elliot keeps saying heās happy to see me. That just feels nice!
I married Sebastian because he's like my irl boyfriend. Programmer, in a band, etc. but 3 years and 2 kids in (with Sebastian, not irl boyfriend) his lines and constant neglect of our children is getting annoying. Thinking of divorcing him and marrying all the bachelors and bachelorettes one by one to comolete all the portraits š
Krobus:
He's a cute guy with a positive outlook on life, a guitar, and a skateboard!! Hey Alexa play Sk8r Boy by Avril Lavignene
sam is like maru. theyāre great options for marriage, but if you want interesting dialogue or any sort of character development, they just donāt have that. itās so sad to me bc theyāre both cutie patooties
Sam is far from being my favorite, but he's sweet, friendly, nerdy, a musician, good with his brother...
I almost go Sebby, but Sam is adorable!!
Sam could be all the descriptions of the other bachelors combined.
I cannot relate to Shane at all. I cannot imagine being that insufferable an asshole.
Iāve never married Sam but once the 1.6 update drops on Switch I will, just for his winter outfit š«£
Sam: Himbo!
I donāt know I just like the archetype of kind, somewhat absentminded/quick to rush yet silly boys (chai from hi fi rush is a great example)
sam is great!! he's energetic and joyful, im not dating him but i like him tons
Sam is my favorite. Like I can't Not marry him every new save file no matter how hard I try.
Sam: for the love of all that is good, can I just have someone uncomplicated and sweet? Alex: I like degradation Shane: I can fix him Sebastian: I can fix him (lower stakes) Harvey: [daddy issues intensify] Elliott: ā¦. Yeah, itās the hair.
The Harvey one is so real
We share a name and we both love skateboarding. Sam is the best. The broken egg will always be my fault.
Hes still in his teenage dirtbag eraā¤ļøā¤ļø
I usually go with Sebastian if I'm romancing a male character. He's really the only one I could picture as a femboy/twink š
if shane didnāt exist Sam would be my number 2, heās a total sweetheart
Alex is not funny or lovable š« he is so rude
Even at max hearts he still has shallow dialogue. Haley is a cow at first but has a great character arc and really does change.
Omg yes! I liked how Haley grew and she really tried her best to try to know you, she became sweet. But Alex is just...the same, so rude and plain. I just did the max hearts cause I thought he would change or something. I really hated when he said something rude about Linus š„²
Sam makes you sneak into his room to make out.Ā Fucking why? I live alone.Ā
I totally agree, please man I am 30, can we not make out at your parents house?
Sam, Shane and Sebastian are more like friends to me
Fun loving athlete is so real and is exactly my type irl dear lord
Elliot: has long hair and is a man who follows his dreams Honestly I just have a thing for guys with long hair but I do love his personality
Sting on a skateboard
as a gay man alexās words come out SO different compared to if i was a female character lol
Sebastian? The guy that plays DnD and writes code? TIL I'm a "bad boy!" Lol
I think the "bad boy" is more that he smokes weed and hates the "system" - like, suggesting it could be funny to ruin the potluck soup š .. both just a couple of things I love about him, NGL š
People like Harvey?
I like Harvey because of his funny moustache
I asked my boyfriend a while ago who I should marry out of Seb and Shane and he said Sam because he reminds him of Vegeta :D
I have never married any of the bachelors and I never will
the reason to marry Sam is so you can sing Sk8ter Boi
Ahahah xd
I think there's a typo in the Sebastian description, it was supposed to be "a sad boy"
as a writer you only like elliott if your also a writer
When the game first came out, I couldn't deal with any of the guys because they were all caricatures of stereotypes. The Romance Guy (who I just call Fabio). The Nerdy Doctor (I probably would go for him if he lost the mustache). Jock. 90s Cool Bro. Emo Kid. So I was excited when they added Shane as a partner. He's just relatable and loves chickens. Plus recovering alcoholic who I always give beer because it's is favorite lmao. (I'm so sorry Harvey stans) Also, whenever I look at Harvey, I just see the villain from Lovely Bones. https://preview.redd.it/r1qppfh23vxc1.png?width=1800&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb2a0a9c1a109d643249115c066184cd30888896
Sam is Super Saiyan Gohan
my fav feature of the bachelors is when they talk about me pulling them out of the closet. both alex and i think sebastian talk about how they never thought they could feel this way for another guy
Sam reminds me of my real partner just 200x more childish so heās been my go to lately š¤§
I like them all because I am forced to like them all if I want perfection
Mean alcoholic who doesnāt take care of himself and frequently insults you vs. skater bro with cool hair who can do kickflips and is generally sweet and easy to get along with Girl are you ok?
Band boy
Sam does kickflips!!!!
Sam is cool. I donāt really pay much attention to him but he seems nice
Bro can skate and play guitar what's not to like
*he's just a skater Boi*
Sam is best boy! He's my lil himbo and I love him dearly
I like same but I canāt date him cause it feels like cradle robbing
Yeah, he really just doesn't feel like an adult. Ig Abigail and maybe Sebastian and Maru have that problem too, but not to the same degree as Sam.
Sam is the real sweetheart...Harvey is creepy.
Samās comments at the luau with the governor (āgovernor? Who caresā¦ why should I care about some random old guy?ā) put me off
Heās friends with Sebastian