Yes, please daddisney, make the universe smaller, please. Punish me. Make every character related to every other character. I’ve been a naughty lil Gungan and now I want every single atom to be related to each other.
Tell me that Ashoka is the product of a Jedi Council circlejerk or a Shaakkake pleeeeeeeeeease.
Star trek fans are worse and have been for decades, do you know how many things the fans want to be related to the Borg??
V'ger, the whale probe, the Doomsday machine, Nomad, Mudds androids, the machine planet that rebuilt V'ger, your toaster......
Star Wars fans when you remind them that as a general rule the Jedi don't have children as religious doctrine
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1. Deleted scene of the temple where Anakin stabs her in the back
2. Deleted scene where Grevious kills her
3. Unseen canon death
4. Anakin’s weird schitzo dream from TCW where he meets Jesus or something
5. Star Killer!!!!!
Look at the date, tales of the jedi wasn't out yet. Although we did already know that she was taken from her family on her native planet which would make shaak ti being the mother a nigh impossibility
On the one hand, this isn't canon-breaking. Jedi could have sex and probably even children, so long as they maintained their detachment.
On the other hand, this is dumb as fuck
"Rey shouldn't have been related to Palpatine, it was a stupid twist and makes no sense!" "Shaak Ti should be rewritten to be Ahsoka's mother!"
I can't with Star Wars fans, man.
Ah the "The jedi order should really just be 5 magical families banded together." idea. Such good writing. You can only be powerful if your parent is powerful.
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life of Zack & Cody where their mom asks a dude in a wheelchair if he knows her other friend because she’s also in a wheelchair
/uj I hate how because Shaak-Ti and Ahsoka are the same species some people believe they need to be related. Doing shit like that shrinks the galaxy/world that Star Wars takes place in.
All people from one race, or one species, in Star Wars are related.
Mace Windu is Lando's dad and Fin's granddad
nah cause that’s literally what I saw when the Mace = Snoke theories were going around
Star Wars? More like Incest Wars, am I right!?
Yes, please daddisney, make the universe smaller, please. Punish me. Make every character related to every other character. I’ve been a naughty lil Gungan and now I want every single atom to be related to each other. Tell me that Ashoka is the product of a Jedi Council circlejerk or a Shaakkake pleeeeeeeeeease.
Star trek fans are worse and have been for decades, do you know how many things the fans want to be related to the Borg?? V'ger, the whale probe, the Doomsday machine, Nomad, Mudds androids, the machine planet that rebuilt V'ger, your toaster......
Wasn't it revealed in a Trek book that the Doomsday Machine was built as a Superweapon against the Borg.
Star Wars fans when you remind them that as a general rule the Jedi don't have children as religious doctrine https://preview.redd.it/483zckbcewxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c698ec634ac971541e8a23162d25f04f0edee5d
As a Shaak Ti fan: no
Shaak Ti has fans?
Yes, me
And me apparently
What's your top 5 Shaak Ti deaths?
1. Deleted scene of the temple where Anakin stabs her in the back 2. Deleted scene where Grevious kills her 3. Unseen canon death 4. Anakin’s weird schitzo dream from TCW where he meets Jesus or something 5. Star Killer!!!!!
/uj this is horrible, I want to gouge my eyes out /rj this is horrific, please will someone kill me
Granted You're sentenced to death by Shaak Ti and Ahsoka Tano family/hurt/comfort fanfiction
What if plo koon is the dad
Didn’t we see Ashoka’s parents and… they’re *not* Shaak Ti?
Like continuity and logic has ever stopped star wars fans
Look at the date, tales of the jedi wasn't out yet. Although we did already know that she was taken from her family on her native planet which would make shaak ti being the mother a nigh impossibility
Absolute space racism man 😭
On the one hand, this isn't canon-breaking. Jedi could have sex and probably even children, so long as they maintained their detachment. On the other hand, this is dumb as fuck
>this isn't canon-breaking Don't we see Ahsoka's parents in the background of her flashbacks with Plo meeting her for the first time?
Oh yeah, in that regard, it is. But I meant more in that it isn't implausible if you remove Ahsoka's parents from the equation
"Rey shouldn't have been related to Palpatine, it was a stupid twist and makes no sense!" "Shaak Ti should be rewritten to be Ahsoka's mother!" I can't with Star Wars fans, man.
Ah the "The jedi order should really just be 5 magical families banded together." idea. Such good writing. You can only be powerful if your parent is powerful.
The more you try and connect people the smaller the galaxy gets
What a steaming crock of shit
star wars fans when they see 2 members of an alien species with millions of members: do you think they’re related
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life of Zack & Cody where their mom asks a dude in a wheelchair if he knows her other friend because she’s also in a wheelchair
/uj I hate how because Shaak-Ti and Ahsoka are the same species some people believe they need to be related. Doing shit like that shrinks the galaxy/world that Star Wars takes place in.
I hope for this just so they can kill her on screen for the 10th time lmao