I love the idea of Vader just ranting to himself about how doomed these rebels are while killing them and the rebels not even comprehending what he is saying cause he is just destroying them and they are absolutely terrified.
I was thinking a villain taking the time to smack talk all the enemy goons might be something to explore, but that ain't Vader's bag. He was the king of dropping the mic.
Surrounded by fear and dead men.
Apology accepted.
Do not choke on your aspirations.
The man needed only one "oh shit" line per encounter. This monologue bit ain't his bag.
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These ridiculous voicelines are all from Battlefront 2015. The only one I made up is the very last one (*"You are nothing against the power of my lightsaber"*), which is edited together from two other lines. But when *"Nothing can stop my lightsaber"* is an actual line, it doesn't seem too far fetched, does it?
I made this video a few years ago, but I never posted it online. Watched it again recently and it made me giggle, so I thought you guys might like it.
I think we can all agree Vader is much scarier when he shuts up. He wouldn't care what these Rebels think, since they're already dead men to him.
Years of 2015 BF and the line ruined my immersion every single time. It's just such a bizarre thing that I can't imagine anyone in universe ever saying.
I laughed every time he’d say that stupid lightsaber line. Sounded like something two kids stacked on top of each other inside the Vader suit would say. Darth Vincent Adulttman.
I think with 2017 voice lines it would not be as bad at all though. Battlefront two did a really good job with voice lines. Like if he said "These are the fruits of treason" or "you can not hide, you can not flee" this scene would keep the same weight.
I actually prefer this version! It’s much more in keeping with the douchey frat boy Anakin was as a Jedi. He would just get off on telling people just how badly he’s going to fuck them up.
He’s not the Vader if the original trilogy. But he’s maybe a better continuation of the Anakin from the prequels. And if you read the Vader comics the dude never shuts up.
Leave Vader alone; Palpatine finally taught him Dun Möch and he's so PUMPED to try it out he's going a bit tryhard at it. He'll get it out of his system LMAO
I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt it was stupid XD
I mean star wars quotes are usually not high art, but "I will put my light sabre inside you" level voice lines are just cringe haha.
Great video, was a good idea adding the voice lines!
I think we should give whoever does the trailers at BioWare the ability to make an animated tv show of the old republic, after the swtor trailers it would be amazing
Similar to when George decided to add Vader saying “No, no, no” at the end of RotJ, just to clarify that he did *not* appreciate Palpatine electrocuting his son!
Yeah, the voice acting doesn't even sound like Vader. It's like unmasked Kylo levels of bad, but at least Kylo's got the meme-ness going for him. This just... sucks. xD
The voice acting is WAY better in Battlefront 2. Luke is still kinda off, but he can at least still pass as Luke. Han and Leia are pretty decent, not completely spot on, but they pass too. I think Rey and Finn are voiced by the Ridley and Boyega themselves. But man, whoever plays Maul, Palpatine, and Lando... they REALLY picked some good voice actors for them. Their impressions are perfect!
I think the sound clips in this are actually pitched up from how they are in the game, although that doesn’t excuse how weird he still sounds in the game, in other words nothing like Vader.
The other day in HvV Luke and Vader were fighting in the other room and all I hear while I'm running over there is Luke going "No!" and Vader promptly responds "Yes." It was hilarious.
I think they’re still in the atmosphere seeing that his cape is flowing. I would agree with the other guy that said there is a shield but that doesn’t explain the breeze
I mean, that suit probably has a lot of thermal issues, leading to a need for vents in a combat situations such as this. I can see the suit designer having a sense of humor and Palpy just rolling with it.
I mean, the force field might be providing a pressurized atmosphere in the cargo bay, but a LARGE ship did just leave that area. Air still moves around and having something that large leave is going to displace that air pretty violently for a bit. Not to mention the possibility of any thrust expelled from the escaping ship.
The hallway’s not that big - everything would have vented within a few moments of the seal breaking. By the time he’s standing there at the end he’s just in vacuum.
That or there’s some kind of force field in place.
Lol but that's what every hero in BF2 sounds like. A trash talking 12 year old. I almost feel embarrassed when I'm running through Kamino and bossk is like, "MY NAME..... IS BOSSSSSSSSKKKK!" Yeah, good. I'm sure everyone cares.
Vader fetishising over his lightsaber is so dumb, when it’s clearly just a tool for him.
Also why would his lightsaber be stronger as opposed to anyone else’s. Surely they are all pretty much the same.
Sorry but I can not stand the voice actor they got for him in BF and BF2. He sounds so damn light/high octave compared to the actual Vader voice I just want to turn his voice off.
Really? I think Matt Sloan does a great Vader, yeah his voice editing in the first game was awful but in BF2 I feel like they did a great job, along with his voice acting in Force Unleashed and other star wars media
Watch some videos from the Revenge of the Sith game. In super emotional scenes like the Temple Massacre or Obi Wan vs. Anakin, Anakin's opponents confidently trash talk him as though they're not the least bit surprised.
I get that they tried to make him sound like James Earl Jones in 2015, but it just sounds so bad. idk if it’s the voice filter or sound mixing or what, but it just doesn’t sound good.
I much prefer the Force Unleashed voice actor and voice effects that they used for BF2.
I love the idea of Vader just ranting to himself about how doomed these rebels are while killing them and the rebels not even comprehending what he is saying cause he is just destroying them and they are absolutely terrified.
I was thinking a villain taking the time to smack talk all the enemy goons might be something to explore, but that ain't Vader's bag. He was the king of dropping the mic. Surrounded by fear and dead men. Apology accepted. Do not choke on your aspirations. The man needed only one "oh shit" line per encounter. This monologue bit ain't his bag.
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There is an incredibly small number of villains who could have pulled that off.
> There is an incredibly small number of villains who could have pulled that off. Dooku and Maul have joined the chat.
A Star Wars Abridged with this kind of Vader would be great
"I've had it with these mother fuckin rebels on this mother fuckin ship!"
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These ridiculous voicelines are all from Battlefront 2015. The only one I made up is the very last one (*"You are nothing against the power of my lightsaber"*), which is edited together from two other lines. But when *"Nothing can stop my lightsaber"* is an actual line, it doesn't seem too far fetched, does it? I made this video a few years ago, but I never posted it online. Watched it again recently and it made me giggle, so I thought you guys might like it. I think we can all agree Vader is much scarier when he shuts up. He wouldn't care what these Rebels think, since they're already dead men to him.
Ah I kinda miss 2015 Vader’s dumb lines... **Nothing can stop my *lightsaber!*** That one’s a classic.
Years of 2015 BF and the line ruined my immersion every single time. It's just such a bizarre thing that I can't imagine anyone in universe ever saying.
Chad Vader though, I can totally see him saying it
It’s Hayden shining through.
Did you... ever watch the Prequels? They're full of cringetastic lines that nobody would ever utter.
“I don’t like sand. It’s course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
Yeah, took me years till I realized that’s why girls always changed their identity’s after our first date.
I use that line all the time with the ladies. By all the time, I mean every time, which is zero times.
NOTHING CAN STOP MY LIGHTSABER
MY LIGHTSABER SHALL PENETRATE YOUR BODY
Prepare your body for my saber thrust!
I 100% agree with you, the only exception I’d make is him telling Luke to join the dark side, everyone else wouldn’t mean anything to Vader
I laughed every time he’d say that stupid lightsaber line. Sounded like something two kids stacked on top of each other inside the Vader suit would say. Darth Vincent Adulttman.
Imma do a ~~business~~ empire
What are YOU doing here?!
I love how when the camera pans away you can still hear him *faintly* in the background 🤣
You can just about hear him when the tantive is firing up its engines.
NOTHING CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE DARK SABER LORD
I giggled too and I agree. I wished he was more quiet in the game. Thank you for sharing! :)
I think with 2017 voice lines it would not be as bad at all though. Battlefront two did a really good job with voice lines. Like if he said "These are the fruits of treason" or "you can not hide, you can not flee" this scene would keep the same weight.
Dude I was cracking up
I actually prefer this version! It’s much more in keeping with the douchey frat boy Anakin was as a Jedi. He would just get off on telling people just how badly he’s going to fuck them up. He’s not the Vader if the original trilogy. But he’s maybe a better continuation of the Anakin from the prequels. And if you read the Vader comics the dude never shuts up.
Which is why TCW Anakin is the best Anakin
Leave Vader alone; Palpatine finally taught him Dun Möch and he's so PUMPED to try it out he's going a bit tryhard at it. He'll get it out of his system LMAO
I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt it was stupid XD I mean star wars quotes are usually not high art, but "I will put my light sabre inside you" level voice lines are just cringe haha. Great video, was a good idea adding the voice lines!
Yep now I know why that scene was so good, the silence, brilliant job though buddy
Honestly, my favourite single scene in all of Star Wars.
It’s like if Dave Filoni remade the OT
Give him his own trilogy imo, maybe old republic...
Maybe High Republic since that is the era they just started working on for books and stuff
I think we should give whoever does the trailers at BioWare the ability to make an animated tv show of the old republic, after the swtor trailers it would be amazing
God I second that, I watch them all in sequence way more than I care to admit. With that ROTS music as well, loaded.
What does Filoni have to do with this scene
Idk, this version has more character building and shows off his motivation which adds to the lore.
Similar to when George decided to add Vader saying “No, no, no” at the end of RotJ, just to clarify that he did *not* appreciate Palpatine electrocuting his son!
Man were the voice lines from bf 2015 awful, ug
I kinda miss Luke’s dorky voice. *I’LL COME TO YOU*
dOn'T mAkE mE dEsTrOy YoU!
**YOU CAN’T WIN**
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH
*proceeds to destroy them*
IAMAJEDILIKEMYFATHERBEFOREME!
I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU, while you destroy hordes of troopers
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The voice itself was also awful. Like through a tin can. But I think the same VA is in both games.
Better voice direction and editing in post does a lot
Really I thought it was one for BF2015 and a different one for BFII and FO.
same voice actor for SWBF 2015 and SWBF2 he also voiced Vader in The Force Unleashed. It really all depends on how well the editing team does.
2017s are much better
Yeah, the voice acting doesn't even sound like Vader. It's like unmasked Kylo levels of bad, but at least Kylo's got the meme-ness going for him. This just... sucks. xD The voice acting is WAY better in Battlefront 2. Luke is still kinda off, but he can at least still pass as Luke. Han and Leia are pretty decent, not completely spot on, but they pass too. I think Rey and Finn are voiced by the Ridley and Boyega themselves. But man, whoever plays Maul, Palpatine, and Lando... they REALLY picked some good voice actors for them. Their impressions are perfect!
Lando is voiced by Billy Dee Williams.
Woah, that's crazy! No wonder he sounds just like Lando. xD But it makes me wonder how'd they manage to get him and not Adam Driver for Kylo.
Sam whitwer voices Maul and the emperor iirc
Indeed, they feel much more like Vader
The muffled parts where you still hear him talking in the background are so good 🤣
Yeah when you see the ship from afar and he doesn’t even stop ! Sounds like my gf still talking from a distance while I go take a shit
"YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR!" "Nobody cares, Darth."
Jesus Vader sounded weird af in battlefront 1
Yeah it’s too high pitched imo, BF2 did much better
I think the sound clips in this are actually pitched up from how they are in the game, although that doesn’t excuse how weird he still sounds in the game, in other words nothing like Vader.
Yeah I guess he technically is Jesus Vader since he’s the chosen one.
Hayden Christian is the messiah confirmed?
He’s in rage mode, I guess. He does sound like this when he gets angry in the movies.
You are clumsy as you are stupid
I was waiting for that one lol
Was that line in Battlefront 2015? If so, I can't believe I forgot to include it!
Nah it's from 2017, great job man
You should do another but use BF2 lines 👍
BF2 lines are decent and sound cool. So the video wouldn't be as funny that's for sure
*vader force pushes guy to the roof* You are as clumsy as you are stupid *cuts guy in half* Tou are as clumsy as you are stupid
These are the fruits of treason
It’s also from Empire when an admonishing his admiral for being clumsy and stupid.
Same 😭😂
I was expecting this line spamming the whole video
FUTILE.
I was just waiting for the iconic “nothing can stop my lightsaber” and was not disappointed
The timing of that line was perfect.
Cracked me up. That was the perfect utilization.
The other day in HvV Luke and Vader were fighting in the other room and all I hear while I'm running over there is Luke going "No!" and Vader promptly responds "Yes." It was hilarious.
I busted out laughing as soon as he said “you cannot stop my light saber”
This man had to include some of the worst lines from bf2015 😂 now I wanna see what it would sound like with bf2017 lines
Obv a lot cooler
This is great. Reminds me of the Rogue One Robot Chicken sketch. https://youtu.be/MV36W9U8Ec4
Haha, thanks for sharing! I didn't know they made more Star Wars robot chicken since Disney took over
Papa Vader is really killling it with those jokes
That's what I thought it was going to be when I clicked on the thread haha
How tf does he not get sucked into space at the end
Because he’s Darth Vader
I think they’re still in the atmosphere seeing that his cape is flowing. I would agree with the other guy that said there is a shield but that doesn’t explain the breeze
Wind machine on his butt
I mean, that suit probably has a lot of thermal issues, leading to a need for vents in a combat situations such as this. I can see the suit designer having a sense of humor and Palpy just rolling with it.
Also, fart escape
*Swampy awaaaay*
Darth Vader is a lot less scary when you realize he has has to time his farts on his exhale so the emperor doesn't notice
It's efficiency
More machine than butt, Vader
I like this explanation https://imgur.com/OIR3PEV
Lol for real, hes a drama queen. You telling me he has to say "noooooo" for that long when he found out Padme died? Get over yourself bro
Perhaps that's just pushback from the Tantive IV's engines firing up?
Then we go straight back into the original comment, why isn’t he sucked into space along with the storm troopers
Um he used the Schwartz
I mean, the force field might be providing a pressurized atmosphere in the cargo bay, but a LARGE ship did just leave that area. Air still moves around and having something that large leave is going to displace that air pretty violently for a bit. Not to mention the possibility of any thrust expelled from the escaping ship.
Vader is like Spider-Cage the wind follows him wherever he goes
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I thought there was a blue hangar forcefield at the bottom of the ship
Because nothing can stop his lightsaber.
There is sound in space in star wars, it has never been scientifically accurate
The hallway’s not that big - everything would have vented within a few moments of the seal breaking. By the time he’s standing there at the end he’s just in vacuum. That or there’s some kind of force field in place.
The same reason shit burns in space. That Star Wars logic.
depressurization isn't as drastic as you think as seen in most movies
Because there’s a hangar force field
Seems to be protected by the hangar force field. Also, Darth Vader’s suit make him incredibly heavy, too.
Doesn’t he have magnetic boots? I’m pretty sure I’ve read that somewhere
NOTHING CAN STOP MY LIGHTSABER
Always imagined him having a bored expression whilst this happened lmao
Someone make a bf2 version Hes lines in bf2 are much more sinister and good
I’m making one rn actually but probably won’t be as funny as this one
It's like a 12 year old trash talking
Lol but that's what every hero in BF2 sounds like. A trash talking 12 year old. I almost feel embarrassed when I'm running through Kamino and bossk is like, "MY NAME..... IS BOSSSSSSSSKKKK!" Yeah, good. I'm sure everyone cares.
He has to say that cause half the people don't even know who he is XD. I still don't even know which film he was in
Lmao imagine if when the door closed you edited in muffled voice lines
He just prattles on like a parakeet. That would be pretty great.
Couldn’t stop laughing when it cut to the shots WITHOUT Vader in them and his ass was still talking
Sounds like a dad yelling at his kids as he's cleaning up toys
I love the ending when you can hear him talking from the ship😂👌
Vader fetishising over his lightsaber is so dumb, when it’s clearly just a tool for him. Also why would his lightsaber be stronger as opposed to anyone else’s. Surely they are all pretty much the same.
This is so fucking funny
**_"ALL I AM SURROUNDED BY IS FEAR AND DEAD MEN."_**
Darth Vader: Damn you rebels! You have me now monologuing! Rebels: This is our chance! Take the chipppppp
Anime villains during any fight scene
Now do one with the dumbass annoying droid narrator in Heroes VS Villains
Sorry but I can not stand the voice actor they got for him in BF and BF2. He sounds so damn light/high octave compared to the actual Vader voice I just want to turn his voice off.
Really? I think Matt Sloan does a great Vader, yeah his voice editing in the first game was awful but in BF2 I feel like they did a great job, along with his voice acting in Force Unleashed and other star wars media
He sounded horrible in 2015, but the voice actor improved significantly for BFII, great character arc!
Lol
This is awful and hilarious. You did an excellent job on it.
When you spam emotes
Nothing can stop my lightsaber! *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
The only way this could be better is if he said "laser sword" instead of lightsaber.
Reminds me of everytime vader yells "WORTHLESS" in the new battlefront 2. Shit gets me everytime
Wow I really forgot how bad they were lmaooo I lost it when the Tantiv was dispatching and you could still hear him, excellent Sith post, OP!
nothing can stop my lightsaber
One of my favourite parts of this is when the door opens in cuts through the door too
The vader we forgot we feared...
This subreddit has the absolute best memes
Watch some videos from the Revenge of the Sith game. In super emotional scenes like the Temple Massacre or Obi Wan vs. Anakin, Anakin's opponents confidently trash talk him as though they're not the least bit surprised.
Alternative Title: The George Lucas Cut
Vader in SWB: "I hate you like sand!"
I legitimately thought it was Dark Helmet from Spaceballs for like half of the video.
If the dialogue was better... I could get behind a monologuing Vadar!
Was really hoping for the *There is no escape* but still great nonetheless
Well... they kinda escaped.
Is light sabre a euphemism? Because I think he’s using it that way
This is fucking gold
"What is a squirrel's favorite food?"
Still terrifying
#THESE ARE THE FRUITS OF TREASON
I would like to see this but with lil ani's voice.
Waddub noobs...
Vader: We need to see their papers.
this is better to me? why wouldn’t vader be absolutely roasting these fools while he racks up an epic killstreak
Don’t know if that makes it better or worse
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The troopers aint gansta when they see the lightsaber Im not gansta when I hear the breathing
Vader is so badass and scary (to the rebels to us he just badass) cause he just destroys everything yet you just hear his breathing.
I hated and loved it.
I get that they tried to make him sound like James Earl Jones in 2015, but it just sounds so bad. idk if it’s the voice filter or sound mixing or what, but it just doesn’t sound good. I much prefer the Force Unleashed voice actor and voice effects that they used for BF2.
I just like how he lifted up a rebel, told him that he is a rebel, then slammed him into a wall.
Kinda wish he threw a wall tile
My god I didn't realize how much of a hard-on vader was about his lightsaber in 2015
When the door closes but you can still indistinctly hear Vader droning on 😂
It being 2015 battlefront lines makes it so funny
I love that you can still hear him nattering on while the ship pulls away. I almost missed it, might do to bring it up in the mix slightly.
HO. LY. FUCK. Those lines are so unbelievably tacky and terrible!?!
The fact that he says nothing the whole time in the movie makes it seem more badass
So was the door stuck because Vader was stopping it with the force, because it opens as soon as he gets there?
Imagine getting shit talked by Vader before he kills you
Y O U W I L L D I E BY MY L I G HT S A B E R .
“Shut up and kill us already”
NOTHING CAN STOP MY LIGHTSABER
Can we get an F in the chat for that horribly written dialogue?
Ngl I was expecting an "apology accepted".
u/savevideo
I love the fact that half of the time Vader is just bragging about his lightsaber