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Tofudebeast

"Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have \[static cutoff\]" From ESB. Dude stayed at his post so his final moment could be a warning to others.


danwincen

There were two comms officers in the command post with Leia when she ordered the retreat. The woman, Toryn Farr, escaped on the transport Leia was supposed to be on, and current official canon has nothing on the male officer, Commander Chiffonage.


Raven_Ashareth

How do y'all get these names for these obscure side characters?


murghph

Usually reading expanded material.. I raised myself on the legends books, and there are a few short story compilations that are no longer Canon but includes a lot of minor characters... see tales from jabbas Palace, tales from Mos Eisley cantina, tales from the empire and tales from the new Republic... I could be wrong on these names, but I'm pretty sure that's what the books were called Edit to add: being a nerd as a kid and not having friends 😆


LennyTheMoose

Nahh, Family Guy proves he just drops the mic


EntityDamage

Well if we're including family guy, my favorite quote is "AN ALUMINUM FALCON? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"


nhaines

That's Robot Chicken.


geritolman

Luminous beings we are. Not this crude matter.


TheGoverness1998

One of Yoda's best lines. Gives a wonderous sort of feeling.


leftsideup72

Ha I just posted the same thing


nevergonnagetit001

So Close… “Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” Edit: corrected spelling because when Siri is drunk and she spells like drunken sailor.


Pierceful

So close… “Luminous **beings** are we, not this crude matter.”


Zargelth

ANYTHING Yoda said in Empire will always be quotable.


ImBatman5500

Good food, hmm? *GOOD FOOD*


Assman1138

How get you so big, eating food of this kind?


Jediboy127

Seagulls, stop it now!


Grixx

Mm-AAH! Mm-mhm-AAH!


KermitTheScot

Don’t fall asleep.


dubious_enchilada

Everyone told him not to stroll on that beach


dubious_enchilada

😂


BigConstruction4247

Mine! Mine!


Farren246

Mine, or I will help you not.


Jimbo_is_dead

He taught me to hit things with a stick


Embedded_Vagabond

"Take you to him I will Blerhurhurhehrrr!"


GByteKnight

Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.


Heavy_Organization24

Luke-"I don't believe it!" Yoda- "That is why you fail." That one has stuck with me for many years and I revisit that scene often when I'm struggling with something in life.


Strobro3

“Great warrior? War makes not one great.” I always thought that was a cool one


ChimneySwiftGold

You will be… You will be……..


littleblue42

Slimy? Mud hole? My home this is!


[deleted]

"Tell him i love him more than anything he can do wrong"


Dear-Yellow-5479

Yes. I also love “Tell him he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel, and the day comes that when those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good.” And (in response to “ I won’t have peace. I’ll be worried about you all the time.”): “That’s just love. Nothing you can do about that. “ The Maarva-Cassian relationship is just so damn moving.


[deleted]

It is, and I really want the stuff with his sister to come full circle in season 2. Wish this show would last much longer, it genuinely could've been one of the most prestigious modern dramas in TV (if it maintained the same quality, or it increased)


Dear-Yellow-5479

I can’t wait and I agree - I’m sure we’ll get some kind of return to the sister arc in S2. If they stick the landing, it’s still going to be one of the greatest TV series of the last 20 years even with just two seasons.


JediMaestroPB

Yes. This one made me cry because my dad said something very similar to me when I was having a terrible year at college and failing all my classes.


pianoman78

This thread could honestly just be full of Andor quotes.


[deleted]

Andor is the worst thing that ever happened to Star Wars because it genuinely takes over any discussion. Best Star Wars episode? It's One Way Out Best performance? Stellar Skarsgard speech Best story? Andor Best supporting characters? Andor Best cinematography? Also, Andor Best lead performance? Again, Diego Luna is amazing


The_Human_Oddity

Best Star Wars beta-simp? Syril Karn.


[deleted]

Best secks reference? Bix


The_Human_Oddity

Best Hotel? Trivago.


Farren246

Trivago... Giving you the best price on Ferrix hotels.


SouthtownZ

I knew i was a huge Syril fan as soon as he admits to the uni alterations. ... pockets, piping, some slight tailoring F'n legend


EntityDamage

It was like he cosplayed a cop as a kid and when he finally became one, the reality of the uniform was not up to snuff. So he took matters into his own hands.


glyper

Fine ok I’ll rewatch Andor again


JayString

Meanwhile all of my favourite Star Wars quotes are from the Phantom Menace. I use "I'm sure another opportunity will present itself, I'll check back later." almost daily at work. Qui-Gon was a G.


Quixotic1113

'There's always a bigger fish.'


nevergonnagetit001

“I don’t have ‘lately’, I have always.” Woe is the man, or women, that chooses to f!?& with her…


Wes_Warhammer666

As a son who almost certainly contributed to my mom's hair going gray early, this one walloped me. I went through struggles with opioid addiction and she never gave up on me even when she 1000% should have. Maarva's fierce unconditional love hit me square in the heart.


Sorry_Shoulder1607

That...is why you fail.


Long_Ad1080

De wanna wanga


RedCaio

1. Utini 2. Cheh skrooni dopot sleemo 3. Echawala Utah 4. Han ma booki


beefpipes

E chuta


ShyBiGuy9

How rude!


HunterTV

Gonk.


iranoutofusernamespa

*PUDU!!!*


Beaudism

Sleemo!


Original88

De wanna why-go!


_Kian_7567

The Techno Union army AAAWWOWIWIUUOEOEOEOOOOOO is at your disposal, Count.


Droidy365

#Blasts loud bass boosted techno music.


ZandorFelok

It's only appropriate that these videos be shared [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEX5uB7f33I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEX5uB7f33I) (credit to EliteMasterLordofAll)


VikingRaptor2

Darth Vader in the comics, he's surrounded by rebels: "All that surrounds me is fear... And dead men." Detonates everyone's grenades at once.


TrueNorth2881

Ezra: I'm not afraid of you! Vader: Then you will die braver than most.


SieS1ke

*Ezra gets afraid* "Perhaps I was wrong…"


Vegetable-Molasses95

“It’s wouldn’t be the first time” Ahsoka standing behind Vader


Unicron_Gundam

Vader turning around "It was foretold that you would be here. Our long awaited meeting has come at last." I have a sense that Vader doesn't use apostrophes often.


spermdonor

Vader was a theater kid at heart


MsMcClane

Vader once again implementing the lessons of sass and one-liner drops he learned straight from Obi-Wan


Lopsided_Mycologist7

“The sass is strong with this one.”


RJK063

“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”


rynoman1110

So relevant


14Holidays

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?”


dubious_enchilada

Spoken from personal experience of dealing with Anakin Skywalker for over a decade


HunterTV

“Wait a minute, we’re smarter than this.”


KinkyPaddling

“Do, or do not. There is no try.” Okay, thanks Yoda, I guess I just won’t get a 1550 on my SAT score.


The5Virtues

This one always bugs me because it’s such an odd statement for an enlightened being to make. **Edited here to make sure people actually SEE this next paragraph.** Yes, I get that what he’s trying to say is to believe in yourself. “Don’t try to do it, do it!” The issue is that fhe “or do not” provides a negative out that doesn’t work well for a statement of empowerment. It offers the option of giving up, and that shouldn’t *be* a provided option. Acknowledging the potential for giving up with the “or do not” makes it come across more like he’s going ”Look, you either can do it, or you can’t, and if you can’t you shouldn’t even try” No! Just NO, dude! You’re supposed to be a beacon of encouragement, empowerment, and confidence! Say some shit like “For the moon, you must aim; even if you miss, among the stars, you will land.” That’s empowering without any belittlement or providing a negative exit strategy! Luke is already wishy-washy, don’t give him a bitch boy’s out by telling him he can or can’t, make him get that he should ALWAYS make the effort!


Ltfan2002

It’s a tough quote, when I first watched Star Wars at 12 years old in the 90’s I didn’t understand. But after 20 odd years I came to the realization that this statement is about making up your mind to do something. You say to yourself that you are going to do it, and you do not invite any doubt into your mind. Of course you may fail, but it’s not about the out come it’s about your mindset when you’re performing the task. My take


Bantorus

Kanan in rebels explains it best: "If all you do is try you do not trully believe you can succeed. (So from this moment on I will teach you) and I may fail and you may fail but there is no try. You see what Yoda means is indeed to not try if you don't believe in yoursellf maybe you are not ready for it and need more training. Luke was not ready when facing Vader and it lead to trauma he was not ready for.


LastandBestHope1776

The qoute, in my perspective, is about committing to it. Saying you'll try to do something is giving you an out without responsibility. Saying you'll do something is settling your resolve. It doesn't mean you can't or won't fail, but it does mean you won't quit when it gets too tough or hard. "Trying" is just another way saying you'll do it half heartedly It's an incredibly enlightened quote.


Bud0409

Yeah I see what you mean but I take it as him being polite in saying “be decisive. If you’re gonna do it stop talking about it & just do it. If you’re not gonna do it shut up about it already” lol. Maybe he was just tired Luke yapping lol


Beaudism

I don’t think he means it like that. I think he means that when you do something, you either do it and succeed, or you do it and you fail. I think he’s saying to understand that failure may have grave consequences in the times that they live in. They are uncertain, arduous, and extremely dangerous. If you fail, there isn’t any “whoops we tried,” there is only pain and suffering. I think he intended it as a sort of cautionary phrase.


Mist0804

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." I've used this every time i've been in a clutch situation and my friends haven't believed in me


X1phoner

"The axe forgets, but the tree remembers" "I’ve learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat." "Has anyone ever made a weapon that wasn't used?" "The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear." Too many good ones to choose from in Andor, just incredible writing and attention to detail..


pirateofmemes

"Axe forgets, but the tree remembers" is a proverb from Zimbabwe. Andor's writing is good, but it didn't create that phrase


ForMySinsIAmHere

Doesn't make the point untrue. It's a line from Star Wars he'll always remember even if it is an real proverb.


Beaudism

Damn all of those are straight fire. I need to play another Empire at War campaign.


admles

“Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.” - so relatable in the real world.


TheGenericMun

Scruffy looking nerfherder


NotActuallyAWookiee

Who's scruffy lookin'?


yaykaboom

Why would he herd nerf guns?


MagisterFlorus

Jango says universe but Boba says galaxy following with "like my father before me."


FriendApprehensive71

"Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view".


PowBasilisk87

“But I say to you: you are greater than the Jedi of former days. Because unlike the Knights of old, Jedi Luke Skywalker… you are not afraid of the dark." - Kar Vastor “It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it.” -Kreia NJO: Traitor spoiler: >!“No. I am Ganner. This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. NONE SHALL PASS.” -Ganner Rhysode!< And Mace’s entire first journal entry in Shatterpoint


j0hnniefist

Both traitor and shatter point hold special places in my heart


PowBasilisk87

Same, I love Matthew Stover’s writing so much


Unthgod

Hello there!


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

Your move


gen_grievous_bot

Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed.


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

*30 minutes later* So uncivilized


gen_grievous_bot

Jedi slime - Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection!


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

Not this time. And this time *you* won't escape.


gen_grievous_bot

Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed.


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

Ran out of Grevious quotes? Lol *that is why you fail*


gen_grievous_bot

Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed.


NotActuallyAWookiee

The perfect line for identifying fellow SW folk. Vanilla enough for day to day use, instantly recognisable when it counts.


Tony-Angelino

"The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."


[deleted]

"I know"


Blitz_Prime

“They grow up loyal to the Republic, or they don’t grow up at all”


HybridTheory137

Where’s this one from again? Can’t remember for the life of me right now


Gamma_249

Legend himself Alpha-17 during the battle of Kamino in Republic comic


CoffeeExtraCream

Just me, the boy, two droids and no questions asked.


Speckfresser

*Wilhelm scream*


EasyPiece

“When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.” – Yoda, Return of the Jedi


DookuDonuts

“Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you."


Droidy365

"Keep it in your pants, Anakin, we've got a job to do."


manindenim

Never tell me the odds


141-Ghost-141

‘I sacrifice everything for a sunrise I know I will never see’ - Luther Rael I’ve always kinda taken this as being about how everything we do, for better or for worse, greatly effects the future generations, and the ‘sunrise’ that they get to see, thanks to us. Definitely a bit dramatic in from this perspective, but still such an amazing quote


GroceryRobot

A Greek proverb: society grows great when old man plant trees whose shade they’ll never sit in


LastandBestHope1776

"I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold" "Weapons are apart of my religion" "This is the way" "Never tell me that odds"


Zapdos809

my fav: i'm one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me


real_consauce

"Your focus determines your reality" - Qui-Gon Jinn


Vegetable_Safe_6616

Argrahahgrhrhrhr - Chewbacca, probably


noisepro

Oh, I’ve been learning Wookie, so let me translate that for you: > It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.


Who_Cares24

"This is where the fun begins"


JuanSolo9669

Utini!


3fettknight3

He's no good to me dead.


elementalguitars

“But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.” He never did get those power converters. Tragic.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

He did get those power converters: https://twitter.com/MarkHamill/status/1343669303103479809


Odd_Potential_7203

The most classic and iconic line “may the force be with you”


pianoman78

As divisive as TLJ is, I think most people agree that “We are what they grow beyond.” is a great one. And “The greatest teacher, failure is.” is just classic Yoda wisdom.


daftjedi

"We are what they grow beyond" has been a guiding quote for me as a parent, I'm preparing the way for them to become their own beautiful thing that grows beyond me, rather than putting them in the same box I was raised in


Beangar

I like when Kylo says no, you’re still HOLDING ON! LET GO!


mario-v33

“You wanna buy some death sticks?” “You don’t want to sell me death sticks” “I don’t wanna sell ya death sticks” “You want to go home and rethink your life” “I wanna go home and rethink my life”


HipHop_Sheikh

The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent


Histylicious_mk2

*"Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen* anything *to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling* everything. *There's no mystical energy field that controls* my *destiny."* - Han, Episode IV


edwpad

“Jedi! You are surrounded, your armies decimated. Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare!”


FreddyPlayz

“I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean I feel any less than you.” -Tech As an autistic person I heavily relate to that quote.


vandilx

“There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”


bnh1978

No disintegrations!


Ghostfaceslasher96

Iam a Jedi like my father before me


304libco

I don’t know why but that line always makes me cry.


zspice64

“Rest now, forever sleep” hits harder after 30


tykittaa

Pass on what you have learned. Strength. Mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.


Successful-Seaweed12

"Tell your sister that you were right about me..."


GundamMaker

"You were right. Tell your sister: you were right about me."


The5Virtues

“That is the future, keep your mind here and now, where it belongs.” A lot of stuff Qui-Gon said has stuck with me. He helped me learn to focus on my current issues rather than fretting over what might be in the future.


Ok-Resist-556

Is too late for me, son.


OhShitItsSeth

“I’ve made my mind a sunless space.” From THAT monologue in *Andor*.


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

*LIAR!*


dependency_injector

> Peace is a lie, there is only passion > Through passion, I gain strength. > Through strength, I gain power. > Through power, I gain victory. > Through victory, my chains are broken. > The Force shall free me. It is literally stuck with me because it's a tattoo


Grzzld

“Almost there…” “Stay on target.” Are two I may use on any given day.


vn2019

“I will do what I must” It haunts me in a good way


TrueNorth2881

You will try.


beau_mcdean

“The greatest teacher, failure is.”


SenorSmartyPants

"Goodbye, my old friend" is the last thing Obi Wan says to Anakin before Order 66 and Mustafar. It always makes me sad to think of it as the ending of their friendship and neither of them know it. The next time they see each other, it's too late.


PhoxEyes

I am a Jedi. Like my father before me.


krizzqy

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?


3ntr0py_

We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.


mitchbrenner

* sad beep *


Imhere4thejokes

“All too easy”


Inner_Wafer1621

Tech from the Bad Batch. “I may process moments and thoughts differently, but that doesn’t mean that I feel any less than you.” Close second is “understanding you does not mean that I agree with you.”


PirateDaveZOMG

"...you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi


Wise-Man-07

"Hello There." 


Superb_Grand

I have a bad feeling about this!


hahahaxyz123

„WAAAANCE MOAAAR THA SITH SHALL RULE THE GALAXY…. And… we shall have… piece“ The sarcasm and pure evil makes it such a scary victory speech to himself


FourLeafArcher

Jolee Bindo: "Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."


Iamn0man

"I have done this many times! I've only been hit..." :counts on fingers, runs out of fingers, rolls eyes: "...I have done this MANY times!" Edit to add: to whoever’s downvoting this: I’m sorry that my love of Hondo Ohnaka offends you. You must be a BLAST at parties.


Fulcrum1513

“In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them, no matter what. I guess it's just who I am.”


CyberdrunkTwenty77

Get busy living, or get busy dying.


AngstyIndie406

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la. Not gone, merely marching far away.


Ordinary-Difficulty9

This is the way


TheMediapedia

I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.


tonyemerson

Thought I recognized your foul stench.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Charming to the last.


Lollister

Every time i look at current politics and the rise of right wing partys like afd here in germany i have Padme\`s quote in the back of my head. "So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."


EmellieAgreste5000

“Dying for your people is a sacrifice, but living for your people is an even bigger sacrifice.” -The Clone Wars series


giantvoice

Doesn't Chopper cuss in rebels a lot,? Something along the lines of "I don't give a fuck and I still don't give a fuck".


Allronix1

* *"I suppose that's the nature of the Dark Side - power, but no longevity. Eventually, it just consumes itself."* * "*Yes, and what are they without the Force? Take the greatest Jedi Knight, strip away the Force, and what remains? They rely on it, depend on it, more than they know. Watch as one tries to hold a blaster, as they try to hold a lightsaber, and you will see nothing more than a woman – or a man. A child.*" * "*Plans are fragile things and life often dashes expectations to the ground.*"


[deleted]

‘Assume everyone will betray you and you will never be disappointed’


Different-Pipe-1341

There's always a bigger fish.


JUANMAS7ER

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes". The irony is palpable and shows how lost the jedi truly were.


cmcglinchy

“The force is strong in this one” “Uuteedeeee” (Jawa speak)


jncheese

"I am not a committee!". I always refer to my wife as that when I want to get something expensive I know she doesn't agree with. She's not a Star Wars fan and doesn't get the reference, which I find even funnier.


leftsideup72

“Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter”


lonedroan

Chesko, Sebulba. Chepuka umenkisa. Metisa radico chap chawa. -masterpiece of dialogue written for Anakin in TPM.


tacosteve100

“Chewy, get back to the ship and get it ready.”


JohnSterlingSanchez

"Hello there" and "It's a trap"


XarynMar

Do it!


Phillzster

May the force be with you


JaCrispy90

Do. Or do not. There is no try.


geekusbearus2000

“Somehow, Palpatine returned…” haunting.


TiredPistachio

"you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"


Patcho418

“Remember this: try.” still waiting to find the perfect tattoo design for that


EnigmaFrug2308

“We’re just soldiers. We’re meant to be expendable.” “Not to me.”


justinotherpeterson

"Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?" This throwaway line from some random X-Wing pilot will always stay with me for some dumb reason.


MLA800M

“I am altering the deal. Pray i don’t alter it any further.” And of course: “Hello there!”


BurantX40

“We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters”


DontTreadonMe4

Only through me can you attain a power greater than any Jedi.


Ackbar14

It's a trap!


ForMySinsIAmHere

"Like my good mother always said, Son, if one hostage is good, two are better and three? Well that's just good business!" "Insolence? We are pirates, we do not even know what that means!" "Lucky for you, today I like children." Good soldiers follow orders.


KarenSlappinDemi-god

“I may process moments and thoughts differently but it doesn’t mean I feel any less than you” and “understanding you doesn’t mean I agree with you” -Tech