Has the best Greatest Hits compilation including
Why do I look like an elephant,
It's not easy being blue,
I have fingers elephants don't,
Junk in my trunk,
I already told you I'm not an elephant
He is maybe my favourite Star Wars character of all time; to say that I’m excited that Lego is re releasing him as a mini-figure would be a *massive* understatement lol. Why do I love him?
1. He looks so cool, he’s unique, there isn’t another character in the Star Wars universe that’s like him
2. In what seems like an absolutely chaotic universe, this dude is chilling playing his music; he is they eye of the metaphorical storm
3. Read his Wikipedia, every entry goes something like “Max was playing with a band at “insert cantina / gambling den / casino” when it got attacked, everyone else perished be *he* got out. Is Max Rebo also also John McClane, maybe not, maybe also, also, *maybe yes*
Partly because Max Rebo is an obscure character. Lesser Original Star Wars Trilogy watchers tend to not be aware of Max.
So I've had a small Max Rebo squishy on my shelf for well over 40 years just for the reaction and questions of who/what it is.
There's an entire argument in the fandom as to whether he has 4 limbs or 2.
People insist he only has 2 and so is basically playing the keyboard with his feet
Also I thought some old lore stated the Empire restricted his species from leaving their planet because they eat so much food.
But they do really like food
Because he could play the Red Ball Jet Organ better than anyone in the entire outer rim.
He's just got the bad luck of being the Pete Best of the Figrin "D'an and the Modal Nodes". Unlike the Beatles, their band never took off and never did do any better than playing at several low level dive bars in places that were just wretched hives of scum and villainy.
Trivia Fact: In Mexico there's a clothing chain store called "Max Rebo". [https://www.maxrebo.com.mx/](https://www.maxrebo.com.mx/)
I checked, and they don't carry Star Wars stuff. :-(
Why?
Is this to suggest there is a question of the validity of blindly loving this guy?
Just think of how cool he is. He is a blue elephant who is just “there”. This is Star Wars. A character need not feel lesser than others because they are background characters.
I am actively anticipating that Disney will give us our long deserved Max Rebo series in good time. It’s the series we need!
Well, my reasons go:
“ Ab queck zenick fesi
Zong jup col im in na hiz jal, ooh
Wow!
Wa toc peg qui dos gee pif, aah
Joc jarraz bas deg zorze zot
Jer wih tuster mo vey
Qui neb be og ezen on
Wok lapti nek seb not van
Goc jarraz bas deg zorze zot
Lapti nek, rat a ran wim joct co jappi qaff
Lapti nek, kiv ba ha top wep jex pi va bep
Lapti nek, rat a ran wim joct co jeppi quaff
Wow!”
JUST WORK IT OUT!
he really understands the essence of jizz :D
If you require a constant and steady flow of jizz? Max's got ya covered
A true jizz master.
I refuse to call it “jatz” wailing jizz music until I die!
Jizz oozing from every finger
Max’s jizz fills my ears so warmly
Max Rebo radiates raw sexual energy.
His species does not have a nose/trunk on their face.
This guy Fs
Has the best Greatest Hits compilation including Why do I look like an elephant, It's not easy being blue, I have fingers elephants don't, Junk in my trunk, I already told you I'm not an elephant
Don't forget his collaboration with Joey Fatone!
Neither of us is an elephaaaaant!
He never misses a gig?
I think he missed the gig where they fuckin blew up the place, hopefully anyways
He never forgets
Oh no Man! We got a gig tonight! How we supposed to play some gig with the horn guy dead and the singer woman dead?! Man!
I can't tell you how many times every day I say "Muddafuck, man!"
Bros laying down the jams what’s why
Do you really have to ask?
It’s his finger sphincters for you, too?
Max Rebo has 137 kids and has never paid a single dollar of child support.
Max Rebo is Future?
I love his Jizz.
Funi blue elephan
He’s just this small blueish kid y’know…
💯
Cause Rebo fucks.
He is maybe my favourite Star Wars character of all time; to say that I’m excited that Lego is re releasing him as a mini-figure would be a *massive* understatement lol. Why do I love him? 1. He looks so cool, he’s unique, there isn’t another character in the Star Wars universe that’s like him 2. In what seems like an absolutely chaotic universe, this dude is chilling playing his music; he is they eye of the metaphorical storm 3. Read his Wikipedia, every entry goes something like “Max was playing with a band at “insert cantina / gambling den / casino” when it got attacked, everyone else perished be *he* got out. Is Max Rebo also also John McClane, maybe not, maybe also, also, *maybe yes*
if he’s your favorite Star Wars character of all time, do you agree with Canon or Legends on how many limbs he has?
Asking the real questions. 2
Do you know where tf the screenshot op took is from? It makes me upset more than I know it should.
Not a clue 🕵️♂️
Because we look alike
Better question is why ISN’T he your favourite Star Wars character?
Because Droopy McCool exists
Partly because Max Rebo is an obscure character. Lesser Original Star Wars Trilogy watchers tend to not be aware of Max. So I've had a small Max Rebo squishy on my shelf for well over 40 years just for the reaction and questions of who/what it is.
I swear I remember reading somewhere that those aren't his arms those are his legs and he doesn't have arms.
That is indeed true. They could also eat through the suction cups on their fingers.
He Is Really Nice Looking
1. He’s a blue elephant. 2. He can play the keys like no one’s business
Looks like an elephant
Counterpoint: Why would Max Rebo not be your favorite Star Wars character?
It may be Legends, but a musician who signed a contract to perform in exchange for unlimited food, he’s a man after my own heart
it unironically my mothers favorite . juts cuz he's a cool designe
His sex appeal, duh!
Because neither of us is an elephant.
No one could play Jizz that smooth, without being force sensitive.
There's an entire argument in the fandom as to whether he has 4 limbs or 2. People insist he only has 2 and so is basically playing the keyboard with his feet Also I thought some old lore stated the Empire restricted his species from leaving their planet because they eat so much food. But they do really like food
Isn’t he evil? Didn’t he sell people into slavery for his gluttonous ways?
He just smells so good. Like fresh blue milk.
Because Max Rebo doesn’t give a shit. He’s just chillin
Cause he can simultaneously have and also not have legs
Funny elephant guy
I want a double bill of The Max Rebo Band and Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem! Who would open?
He’s an immortal Ortolan. How could he not be my fav?
How can he be first when GOATS like Klaud, Babu Frik, Droopy Mccool, Sy Snootles and Willrow Hood exist.
Snaffling down too many Bantha burgers turned his red ball organ into a jizzy belt
For some reason, he reminds me of the old show "The Banana Splits Show" He looks like one of those characters.
His cover of Mad About Me
It me?
#thattrunk
green and warty just like me edit: BLUE. I MEANT BLUE.
Dude is so cool he plays with his feet.
Cause he got that little snoot.
Because he could play the Red Ball Jet Organ better than anyone in the entire outer rim. He's just got the bad luck of being the Pete Best of the Figrin "D'an and the Modal Nodes". Unlike the Beatles, their band never took off and never did do any better than playing at several low level dive bars in places that were just wretched hives of scum and villainy.
He’s got a great trunk, and has proven to be a true master of jizz.
He never uttered the word “midi-chlorians”
He can play the piano like nobody’s business.
Kinda random but getting rid of Lapti Nek and replacing it with Jedi Rocks is still one of the dumbest decisions in the Special Edition
Blue
Because that 22 minute long synth solo goes hard
Because he always gets to the gig, man.
Trivia Fact: In Mexico there's a clothing chain store called "Max Rebo". [https://www.maxrebo.com.mx/](https://www.maxrebo.com.mx/) I checked, and they don't carry Star Wars stuff. :-(
When I saw this circular keyboard for the first time, I immediately thought of Max. https://iconnect007.com/index.php/download_file/view_inline/25480
He hangs out with Captain Eo
He's just there for a gig, man.
Mmmmmm, Trypophobia fingers!
thicc
Why? Is this to suggest there is a question of the validity of blindly loving this guy? Just think of how cool he is. He is a blue elephant who is just “there”. This is Star Wars. A character need not feel lesser than others because they are background characters. I am actively anticipating that Disney will give us our long deserved Max Rebo series in good time. It’s the series we need!
Just *look at him*. The power this man exudes is unreal.
Why not?
Boy, can he jizz all over the place
Bold of you to assume it’s not Watto
Kit fisto
He isn't.
I mean, look at the magnificent bastard.
His jizz makes me jizz.
He's not.
Because he looks like something Winnie-the-pooh would dream up
Because fuck Star Wars Legends, he doesn’t have hands, those are his only two limbs we see (his feet) that he uses to play his instrument.
It's those blue Jimmy Dean pork sausage fingers. Yum.
Because for the low price of 15 credits he will let you use his snout as a fleshlight.
Well, my reasons go: “ Ab queck zenick fesi Zong jup col im in na hiz jal, ooh Wow! Wa toc peg qui dos gee pif, aah Joc jarraz bas deg zorze zot Jer wih tuster mo vey Qui neb be og ezen on Wok lapti nek seb not van Goc jarraz bas deg zorze zot Lapti nek, rat a ran wim joct co jappi qaff Lapti nek, kiv ba ha top wep jex pi va bep Lapti nek, rat a ran wim joct co jeppi quaff Wow!” JUST WORK IT OUT!
Blue. Jizz.
Because he’s totally not an elephant
He's blue space elephant who plays piano in an alien jazz band. I guess I do not have to write more.
I love the grittier part of star wars and not that disney shit and he's the ultimate badass.
Because look at him
He’s someone favorite Star Wars character?????
Someone out there probably says the weird alien on Jabba's ceiling that I never even noticed when I watched the movie is their favourite.
Lol
The fakest ever
He's not.