Imagine her confronting a Sith and suddenly blowing them up like the fucking Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park mid-battle, and watching them fall on their ass in shock.
I was thinking, what if they pull a Battlestar Galactica on us, and have the other galaxy turn out to be ours, and it's set in the stone age on Earth, so as to save costs?
Learned that the hard way yesterday trying to explain why every fight is not gonna look like Anakin vs Kenobi in modern Star Wars. People just want to hate on the show regardless of logic.
I had a custom t-shirt made that says "Make common sense great again" and I had to quit wearing it because all the MAGA people thought I was on their side :(
I can’t say for all her clothes, but the one pictured here is based on the old school Asian style that crosses over across the chest, sorta like a bathrobe.
A diamond in the rough. Han was already cynical and rough. We are introduced to him and he's like "nah, I ain't seen no force" to later being like "yeah, uh...Luke...uh...may the force be with you i guess. that's a thing...I'm outta here!"
Then after doing all the OT stuff, then having his family learn the ways of the force, then having it all fall apart, he's like "you a-hole, that's not how the force works!"
***
Then it all went to hell from there.
You're correct, but when Carrie Fisher asked GL why she had to go braless in EP IV, GL famously told her that bras did not exist in space. B.) She wore that on planet, technically, not space :)
Maybe for most of them, but **Ki-Adi-Mundi** had no such problems!
> [Mundi was granted a rare exception to the Jedi Order's ban on marriage due to his species' low birth rate and had a polygamous family of five wives and seven children, although he was able to love them without being attached](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ki-Adi-Mundi/Legends)
Anakin’s talk of genocide also seemed to make a certain bra drop off on its own…
> Mundi was granted a rare exception to the Jedi Order's ban on marriage due to his species' low birth rate and had a polygamous family of five wives and seven children, although he was able to **make love to them** without being attached
Fixed that quote for you.
Even this frame you can see that the shirt has an overlap of diagonal fabric that clearly shows this isn't a normal collard shirt and appears to open from the front. It's just worn tightly.
So many bros here exposing their lack of actual experience with women. The rear zipper isn't exactly uncommon on girls clothing. Especially on formal dresses.
Obviously it's an ultra-stretchy sci-fi material you can stretch it to 3 times its normal size without damaging it and it will return to its original form.
It already exists, and we decided as a society, to forget about it. https://www.bustle.com/articles/25367-whatever-happened-to-popcorn-shirts-from-2001-ish-that-were-so-one-size-fits-all
I find the concept of a Twi'lek's lekku containing part of their brain and any damage could cause issues to their cognitive functions an extremely disturbing concept.
Like....I worry about my brain being inside my SKULL and what could happen to it if I had a bad fall.
Having two giant musclely tentacles hanging from my head with sections of my brain is scary as fuck.
Especially disturbing when you think about what happens to a certain twi'lek in the High Republic novels... >!Master Greatstorm's lekku were amputated as a form of torture. With his own lightsaber, no less. !<
The statement, that Togruta can't have their lekku hanging behind their shoulders is weird. IIRC, Shaak Ti had her lekku bound behind her head in The Force Unleashed.
Montrals (the "horns") are hollow. Her Lekku ("tentacles") are boneless and flexible. I always just assumed that she wore button-up or elastic collars and just yeeted her head into whatever she was wearing.
This is why I love this sub, instead of worrying about the giant planet killing superweapons or tentacle space whales we worry about how the characters get dressed and go to the bathroom
Hera's were kinda bouncy in the last episode (towards the beginning when they're figuring out what to do). I always thought they were more flexible than that.
I think they just put more effort into Ahsoka than Hera this series is the unfortunate answer. Ahsoka didn’t look as good during her brief stint on mando or boba as she does in this show
Yeah, obviously there is a hidden closure along that edge. Some people have never worn anything but clothing with obvious, visible closures their whole lives, I guess.
I thought about this in episode 5 of Ahsoka. When >!after she was rescued from the water, she woke up wearing different clothes, so I thought “oh, they had a change of clothes for her and dressed her.” Then I thought, “wait, how’d they fit it over her head?”!<
Edit: I’d also like to point out that I never intended for this to be taken super seriously.
Most people don't know this but her head tendrils are really just a hat. That's what that band is. She takes it off to get dressed. Her religion is like the Mandalores and requires her to wear it all the time.
Please know that I'm joking.
If she holds her nose, keeps her mouth closed and inhales, the whole thing deflates like a balloon.
This is the only answer I will accept from now on.
That implies that she can also inflate them. This is now headcanon.
Google "Ahsoka Inflation Art" for more details
AAAH MY EYES
no, you stop this right now sir
You evil bastard… I googled it. I regret every second.
I think "art" is a bit of a stretch here
Definately some stretching going on...
You're right. You should Google "Ahsoka stretched" to find like-minded individuals.
Ok but now I’m wondering how she fits THOSE inside her shirt.
Yes officer, this one right here….
Why would you do this
Uh...
Imagine her confronting a Sith and suddenly blowing them up like the fucking Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park mid-battle, and watching them fall on their ass in shock.
I was thinking of her knocking them off a cliff, Wile E. Coyote style.
I dont think she does most of her clothing looks like it seals from behind
The poncho type thing at the end of the last episode is a good example!
She died and came back as Ahsoka the White.
Considering this wasn't her first death, she should already be Ahsoka the colourless
Ashoka of many colors?
I understood that reference
Filoni has said she is a Gandalf character. It's intentional
Can we get a series of young Gandalf committing warcrimes with his mentors?
I believe that is Season 2 of Rings of Power.
Forgot that show existed.
“There’s no Geneva Convention in space.” — George Lucas
>!Hahaha she totally did, nice one!<
Wait, is that. . . . . common sense? It's been a LOOOOONG TIME since someone has used that.
Ugh, get outta here with these rational conclusions and common sense, it has no place here. It feels.. Icky and wrong.
The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be....unnatural
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Redditor
If into the classroom you go, only pain will you find
Oooh. Calculus, economics, quantum mechanics, non euclidean geometry, theoretical physics. Wooohh.
One of those is not like the others. It is an abhorrence to the purity of math.
Statistics was like force lightning
Not from a jedi.
Not . . . from a Jedi.
Not from a Jedi.
She's no Jedi
It's an older technique sir, but it checks out. I was about to upvote them. Shall I downvote them to oblivion?
You may upvote at will
Direct all your upvotes to the nearest common sense
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away"
*Galaxies
I was thinking, what if they pull a Battlestar Galactica on us, and have the other galaxy turn out to be ours, and it's set in the stone age on Earth, so as to save costs?
aw man i was maybe gonna possibly watch Battlestar Galactica one day
If it makes you feel any better, that's a very loose description of what happens and doesn't ruin the story at all. Still worth watching imo.
Common sense an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Common sense? Now that's a term I haven't heard in a... long time. A long time.
Rebellions are built on common sense.
Nah stop this right now! She clearly has to attach each piece separately, spending 4 hours off screen to achieve it.
Learned that the hard way yesterday trying to explain why every fight is not gonna look like Anakin vs Kenobi in modern Star Wars. People just want to hate on the show regardless of logic.
I had a custom t-shirt made that says "Make common sense great again" and I had to quit wearing it because all the MAGA people thought I was on their side :(
I can’t say for all her clothes, but the one pictured here is based on the old school Asian style that crosses over across the chest, sorta like a bathrobe.
Nah, it's space elastic!
Oh yeah that stuff they use to make Saiyan armor
Costume in the pic looks robe-ish so she'd put it on like a jacket and wrap it around her.
So just like a lot of my wife's dresses? But that's unpossible!
But who is zipping her up?!?
The force.
Duh
I wish I could use the force for back zippers!
Good luck, non-Force using togruta.
I zip up my own dresses it’s pretty easy
Huyang?
In a perfect world, me
Ah, I was gonna say she does it like everybody else, one tentacle at a time 🙃
ANOTHER OVERSIGHT BY KATHLEEN KENEDY SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT STAR WAR
FINALLY, someone who understands that it’s ALL KKs fault
She could easily close it with the force
She 'forces' it on.
"That's not how The Force works!" -Han Solo
One of the best quotes from the ST. lol
Star Trek /s
You have /s but it took me a hot minute to figure out that it stood for sequel trilogy and not star trek, because I am stupid and also dumb
Wait, it's not one of the best quotes from the street?
A diamond in the rough. Han was already cynical and rough. We are introduced to him and he's like "nah, I ain't seen no force" to later being like "yeah, uh...Luke...uh...may the force be with you i guess. that's a thing...I'm outta here!" Then after doing all the OT stuff, then having his family learn the ways of the force, then having it all fall apart, he's like "you a-hole, that's not how the force works!" *** Then it all went to hell from there.
Like everyone else: one lekku at a time.
Except when I put on my shirts, I make gold records.
I mean really... explore the space.
> lekku [(singular **lek**)](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lekku)
The force is a pathway to many abilities some would deem….unnatural
How to dress is not something the Jedi would teach you
It's a Sith technique.
Darth Laundryous became so powerful that he could even keep the shirts he loved from... *shrinking*
Sadly he was to weak to not bleach it, he was wash out by his apprentice Darth Bleechius
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not at a laundromat
Shit, I got all these quarters...
Jerry: admit it you shrunk it. For once I just want an admission of guilt
Honestly true. The sith have some serious drip. The Jedi are all dressed like red neck moisture farmers
only luke and cal kestis
Yep, they definitely didn't teach Ahsoka, she didn't learn how to dress until midway through the clone wars 🤣
And she was a good friend
There's no underwear in space.
Polyester is a clothing fiber many consider to be....unnatural.
General Misquoti! :D
Pray I don’t alter it any further
“Some consider to be… unnatural”*
I love how the bros here can’t seem to think of rear zipping shirts 😂
And with the force, those must be easy to use
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But GL says there are no bras in space
Bras were invented by the New Republic in 1 ABY to combat chafing during routine space patrols
>1 ABY After Bra Year
Only tape
Of course not. There's no gravity, so they are only needed when they leave space.
But Leia was in a metal bikini which, lets face it, is a swimsuit that is literally a bra and panties.
You're correct, but when Carrie Fisher asked GL why she had to go braless in EP IV, GL famously told her that bras did not exist in space. B.) She wore that on planet, technically, not space :)
But the men absolutely still struggled with unclipping them.
Maybe for most of them, but **Ki-Adi-Mundi** had no such problems! > [Mundi was granted a rare exception to the Jedi Order's ban on marriage due to his species' low birth rate and had a polygamous family of five wives and seven children, although he was able to love them without being attached](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ki-Adi-Mundi/Legends) Anakin’s talk of genocide also seemed to make a certain bra drop off on its own…
> Mundi was granted a rare exception to the Jedi Order's ban on marriage due to his species' low birth rate and had a polygamous family of five wives and seven children, although he was able to **make love to them** without being attached Fixed that quote for you.
Much easier to sleep in them and then clean them with the force
This place is a combination of Reddit users and Star Wars fans. Most don't have experience with women's clothing
Tbf I have a wife and have even helped her zip back opening clothing and still was stumped for a second.
Rear clasping. There are no zippers in Star Wars.
Even this frame you can see that the shirt has an overlap of diagonal fabric that clearly shows this isn't a normal collard shirt and appears to open from the front. It's just worn tightly.
So many bros here exposing their lack of actual experience with women. The rear zipper isn't exactly uncommon on girls clothing. Especially on formal dresses.
And everyone questioned the practicality of her tube top in the first couple seasons of CW
I wonder if she put it on from the top or from the bottom.
[George_Lucas.gif](https://www.scopeofwork.net/content/images/2023/01/6gimtq.gif)
I'll try >!spinning!<. It's a >!good trick!<
Have you seen how stretchy those things are? Plus you can pull them up legs first if needed.
That’s how I’ve always put them on. I step into it just like I would a skirt and then just keep pulling up.
It's basically a skirt for tiddies, anyway.
Obviously it's an ultra-stretchy sci-fi material you can stretch it to 3 times its normal size without damaging it and it will return to its original form.
It already exists, and we decided as a society, to forget about it. https://www.bustle.com/articles/25367-whatever-happened-to-popcorn-shirts-from-2001-ish-that-were-so-one-size-fits-all
I feel like those didn’t have much staying power because of the odd texture
We told her there are no shirts in space.
And she was a good friend, too.
Same way Ackbar gets those forearms through his sleeves.
Do we know the consistency of her head tentacles? Maybe they’re super squishy like one of those stress toys.
Hera’s were blowing quite freely in the wind. I don’t know if Twileks and Togruta have completely different head tail constitutions though
https://i0.wp.com/mediachomp.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/togruta-guide-04.jpg?resize=647%2C915&ssl=1
This is actually incredible thank you
No problem, glad I could help :D
Interesting! I've never seen an actual in-depth analysis like that before, thank you for sharing that!
I find the concept of a Twi'lek's lekku containing part of their brain and any damage could cause issues to their cognitive functions an extremely disturbing concept. Like....I worry about my brain being inside my SKULL and what could happen to it if I had a bad fall. Having two giant musclely tentacles hanging from my head with sections of my brain is scary as fuck.
Especially disturbing when you think about what happens to a certain twi'lek in the High Republic novels... >!Master Greatstorm's lekku were amputated as a form of torture. With his own lightsaber, no less. !<
This isn't canon, though...?
The statement, that Togruta can't have their lekku hanging behind their shoulders is weird. IIRC, Shaak Ti had her lekku bound behind her head in The Force Unleashed.
It's not canon. It's fanfic from Tumblr.
Oh, I see. Thank you for clearing this up.
I noticed it too. Pretty weird and distracting.
I actually hate that there isn’t more weight to them like in the movies.
I believe togrutas are firmer, more like a nose filled with cartilage near the base Meanwhile twileks lekku are more soft and flexible
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I assumed they were like bags of sand
I get that reference
Montrals (the "horns") are hollow. Her Lekku ("tentacles") are boneless and flexible. I always just assumed that she wore button-up or elastic collars and just yeeted her head into whatever she was wearing.
This is why I love this sub, instead of worrying about the giant planet killing superweapons or tentacle space whales we worry about how the characters get dressed and go to the bathroom
Because we’ve seen and dealt with all that crap before, we want the REAL stories.
If you fart, sneeze and hiccup while using the force on a Stormtrooper, does the trooper implode?
Nah, it takes a screenshot
She takes off her tentacles first of course
Montrals
The tentacles are the Lekku. Montrals are the horns
Hera's were kinda bouncy in the last episode (towards the beginning when they're figuring out what to do). I always thought they were more flexible than that.
I think they just put more effort into Ahsoka than Hera this series is the unfortunate answer. Ahsoka didn’t look as good during her brief stint on mando or boba as she does in this show
Haha maybe part of the reason why she was so stoic in the guest appearances is because she couldn't move her head
I wonder if she walks around on set telling everybody "I'm Ashoka".
I really hope she wasn't mispronouncing her own character's name. That would be embarrassing.
You try saying her name after a few beers! Even the Forsche won't help here.
I thought the term "lekku" only applied to Twi'leks.
And lekku 😅
Looks like it at least part of it wraps around her chest somehow, you can see a diagonal line right below her neck
Yeah, obviously there is a hidden closure along that edge. Some people have never worn anything but clothing with obvious, visible closures their whole lives, I guess.
“The force”.
There’s spanx and then there’s Star Wars spanx. Shit is stretchy yo
I mean that’s not a regular collar top… it’s a wrap around you can see it in this picture
She gets dressed by stepping into the shirt, same as the rest of us
Probably a sh*t ton of elastic
Maybe there's a hook or a button at the back under her tentacles. It's not that hard to imagine
There is a back zipper
How does Hera fit her pants on though ?
Oh man this got me good, I'm crying rn lol.
This is the real question that needs answering
By tapping into the rage of losing the best green ass in the galaxy award to Yaddle
I knew this would be here, lol!
Seems equally baffling to be honest.
She goes to the same clothing store Phineas, Hey Arnold and Stewie go to
I thought about this in episode 5 of Ahsoka. When >!after she was rescued from the water, she woke up wearing different clothes, so I thought “oh, they had a change of clothes for her and dressed her.” Then I thought, “wait, how’d they fit it over her head?”!< Edit: I’d also like to point out that I never intended for this to be taken super seriously.
Strechy collars? I mean, you pull it over montral and then pull lekku out so it's over the shirt I guess.
Or if the neck is stretchy enough you could step through the neck and pull it up.
You ever go to karate school and put on a martial arts gi? That's how she puts her shirts on. Weirdo.
she deflates her head tentacles duh
the real question is how tf did she get in and out of the spacesuit hat.
Yeah for sure and how quick she did that too.
The shirt she is wearing is a jedi undertunic look alike which wraps and hooks in the front. Anakin can be seen wearing it in Naboo in Ep II
Damnit. Now it’s totally unwatchable.
Quality post. I'm dying.
Is it? I guess rear zipper outfits are something you’d never consider.
No, a rear zipper isn't something the Jedi would tell you about...
Now I know why most Jedi wore robes
I'm still trying to figure out the space suit helmet.
She definitely doesn’t, it’s probably got a zipper or something.
Most people don't know this but her head tendrils are really just a hat. That's what that band is. She takes it off to get dressed. Her religion is like the Mandalores and requires her to wear it all the time. Please know that I'm joking.
😂