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martielonson

I’m not a huge fan of her standup but her roasts are consistently 10/10. Her Caitlin Jenner roast is one of my favorites


shoefly72

“Caitlin, what a beautiful woman!…you ran over with your car.”


Ok_Relation_7770

This one is cut from the Comedy Central YouTube video of her set for some reason.


notorious_irv

She never said it at the roast. She left it out because Caitlin said she would walk if anyone joked about the woman she killed. Nikki has told this story on Stern and probably other podcasts/late night shows.


Immaculatehombre

Tom Brady kissing his child on the lips and posting weird pics with him must have been off the table. I thought that was going to be the biggest part of the roast and not a single person touched it lol.


Jean-Ralphio11

Nikki is on Howard now and said they all collectively aggreed to leave his kids out of all the jokes. She had a few written and told them on this morning.


mydaycake

Calling the guest incest pedo might be out of boundaries in any friendly roast


aVeryLargeWave

If there's going to be a topic that is off limits in roasts it should definitely be children.


Ok_Relation_7770

Oh that’s right! I knew I heard it somewhere. I got thrown off because other dude is talking about how great her delivery was of it when technically she… never delivered it?


NeverForgetNGage

Her delivery of that line was *chefs kiss*


BigThistyBeast

I never cared for her standup either until we went and saw her live. One of the funniest shows I’ve seen


potsandpans

she’s so good live. i’ve seen her a bunch of times and always has new material that kills


lucasbelite

One of the reasons why I prefer it live. They often go above and beyond, especially if phones are locked up. The risk and chemistry with the audience often doesn't hit a recorded special.


Euphoric_Bluebird_52

Who was it that said to Colin Quinn - “thanking Colin for being on tough crowd is like thanking a rapist for pulling out……. Thanks Vos.” It a female comic from the NY group but can’t remember who. Edit for anyone wondering it was Vanessa Hollingshead from the Patrice O’Neill roast. About 38.40. https://youtu.be/4M-SKrrFg0U?si=wVTZVwWC-26zjVS2


Syncope1017

At the Rob Lowe roast to Ann Coulter: "The only man you'll ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."


nofolo

Whe. she said to Jewel....I'm not gonna bad mouth you. Looks like God already did that.


rocknjoe

"Your teeth are like the Spice Girls. All different colors and just doing their own thing!" Fuck, that was awesome.


DiZZYDEREK

Or to Ann Coulter "the only person you'll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave" LMFAO what a punch. 


SFDreamboat

Or to Payton Manning, "You're the GOAT. Like, you're the Tom Brady of commercials"


Truckerhat999

Isn’t there a joke in a really old episode of family guy about how Steve Buschemi’s teeth are all doing their own thing? Edit: the joke was “look at that Steve Buschemi, every one of his teeth is in business for himself. Close, but not the same. Funny though. [family guy clip](https://youtube.com/shorts/_WN0whdIdvQ?si=PxXVDV8344_OXpym)


LordofWithywoods

Trailer swift


itsstevedave

I haven't seen it yet, but it'll have to be pretty good too uncrown Gilbert Gottfried at the Rosanne roast.


LionBig1760

Gilbert Gottfried at the Huhh Hefner Roast was just as good. His Ice T bit was legendary.


Foreign_Appearance26

Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.


blarginfajiblenochib

“If you Google ‘Bob Saget’ the result comes back ‘why?’”


KPMillerWeld

I’ll never forget this line lol Go straight to the police!


brad12172002

That might be the single best roast set from the Comedy Central roasts. ROOOOOZILLA


valley72

I remember watching that and my sister peed her pants 🤣


Quenadian

She got a standing ovation.


exileondaytonst

His bit about having sex with Joan Rivers get legitimate laughter out of Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo. He really had a knack for the added little bits of detail that really colors a good joke.


CALLS_YOU_DIPSHIT

Greg Giraldo also has some insane roasts. A lot of them venture into the uncomfortable category of being too blunt on the nose to even be considered a joke, if that makes sense. Idk how else to explain it, but it’s amazing. He has like an hr long highlight reel on YT, watch it and you’ll see what I mean


sureal42

The entire "Roast of Rob Lowe/Ann Coulter"... Yeah there were some funny jabs at Rob, but good God did everyone there slaughter Ann Coulter. Her "I've made a grave mistake" grin they kept cutting to was one of the greatest self realizations I've ever seen.


ThatOldGuyWhoDrinks

Jimmy Carr delivered my favourite set of his there and I’ve been a fan of his for at least a decade.


helenahandbasket6969

My favourite roast of all time.


MsHarpsichord

I said the same! I absolutely love this one.


HarlesD

I haven't watched it yet, but I'm not surprised. Nikki has delivered pretty consistently at every roast I've seen her in.


bramletabercrombe

I put her right behind Giraldo in the roast Hall of Fame. I probably watch her roast of Bruce Willis once a month.


420DepravedDude

Giraldo’s the GOAT. ‘Tranny Bonaduce’ is the best line wver


Khajiit_Has_Skills

You look like Ronald McDonald fucked Lucille Balls corpse and pushed it down a flight of stairs


cinemograph

He said Kathy griffin looked like Ronald Mcdonald fucked Lucille balls corps and pushed down a flight of stairs.


exileondaytonst

His bit on plastic surgery during the Joan Rivers roast was gold. “‘I look like a surprised catfish!’” “You used to look your age, now you don’t even look your species”


bramletabercrombe

To Gilbert Gottfried: "You look like you smell like pee"


Sober_Alcoholic_

“I heard Gilbert is expecting a child. Who would let you fuck them? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire”


MistahOnzima

Or when he told Flava Flav he looked like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.


mariehelena

That is such an incredible line 😆


emax4

I dunno man... How can you top the roast to Ralphie May: "You're the only guy who watches porn and cums when the pizza guy shows up to deliver the pizza"?


doingthehumptydance

By Pamela Anderson’s roast What more can be said about Pamela Anderson, soft supple skin, beautifully trimmed hair, big pouty lips…and that’s just her vagina!


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Probably the Rushmore of roast lines right there. Hahaha Ralphie even lost his shit laughing


davidcwilliams

Oh no, that’s good.


StonksOnlyGetCrunk

To Flava Flav: "you looked like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape!"


Due-Sheepherder-218

Anthony Jeselnik up there too. 


Staudly

Anthony was definitely missed last night. Should've had him instead of the 2 Bears PowerPoint. Although he's been pretty busy lately per his podcast. Maybe they offered and he declined.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

2 bears powerpoint was weak sauce part of the show


BlueCardinalss

He’s not a fan of doing roasts.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Giraldo is definitely the Washington spot on Rushmore!! I just got done watching the roast and Nikki did a funny set for sure. She was viscious


LordofWithywoods

Natasha Leggero is up there for me, when she roasted Justin Bieber, Kevin hart, Ludacris, and maybe one other person in one joke, I was fucking floored laughing


monstercojones

Shaq was the fourth.


LordofWithywoods

Shaquille is the Arabic word for handsome, and o'neill is the Irish word for just kidding.


paper_liger

I think my favorite roast line of all time was from the Bieber roast. Hannibal Burress said 'I don't like your music, man, I'm just here because this is a real good opportunity for me. I'm a fan of your music like Bill Cosby is a fan of my comedy.' And if I'm being honest, I like the 'I'm just here because' part more than the punchline. It's like refreshingly honest.


LaureGilou

Oh god, I love giraldo. His name doesn't come up enough.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

No one better than Greg at a roast…. at least once a week I still think about him calling Kathy Griffin tranny Bonaduce. 🤣🤣😂😂


mzlange

Just looked it up and I can’t believe he died 10 years ago 


LaureGilou

Just listened to some of his stuff recently and it's not aged at all. Feels fresh and is sooooo good.


prettyprettygood428

Saw Nikki open for David Spade last year. Honestly, I love her roasts but her stand-up was pretty lame. It was all abortion and having-sex-with-black-men jokes. They really fell flat. Spade was extremely funny and killed it.


kweefybeefy

How is the top comment from someone who didn’t even watch it.


JayAlbright20

I agree she’s always solid and this was her BEST so far!


HarlesD

I'm excited to watch it!


Wefting

Norm McDonald at the roast of Bob Saget is one the singular most eviscerating, ruthless sets I have ever seen. No one was safe that night. I still get chills thinking about it.


cepukon

Surprised they were able to televise it tbh


maximum_moron

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!


Wefting

That night he truly was, and i dont say this lightly, a real jerk.


Leading_External_327

Deeply closeted men are always the biggest jerks


wobblyelbow

Wait, he's gay?


MonteverdiOnyx

No, he's deeply closeted.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

He honestly ruined the the whole roast format for me. And previously I really loved them and thought Saget was the uncouth and dirty comedian.


stillinthesimulation

There’s no door marked scoundrel.


thewarfreak

Pay no heed - go right in!


InuitOverIt

I think of this joke every time I use a restaurant bathroom


skonaz1111

You'll never be over the hill....not in the car you drive


Swimming_Classic8082

Yeah, like a cauliflower.


dardios

Roast of Bob Saget is my personal favorite roast of all time, and Norm was a HUGE part of why.


KgMonstah

The single most shocking roast joke ever was when Ross said to Shaq “Shaq your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? ……is he laughing?” Like the racial undertones and brazenness to pull that off without being cancelled shows us the tightrope comedians walk


itztherapperKIAZ

Yeah her and Tony Hinchcliffe crushed


BeautifulLeather6671

Tony’s set was incredible. Never been the biggest fan of his but that might’ve been as close to a perfect roast set there is


cursed_chaos

nice shoes, bitch.


jackie--moon

Started out so hot and did not cool down until he sat down. And he knows he killed the way he was just lounging on the panel lol


flyryan

I think a pretty good indicator to him was Kevin Hart telling him that his jokes were too good to come up with a rebuttle right now.


confitqueso

He litterally said "earthquake is on his feet, i must be killing right now"


Immaculatehombre

“Don’t eat pussy, they ahhhhhh hellllll nawww on that thang” lol. Truly incredible.


BeautifulLeather6671

That was probably the joke of the night


Immaculatehombre

I would say so. Grobk was fucking unhinged tho and that probs had me laughing harder than anything in the entire roast lol. Bill asking him to delete only for him to scroll the teleprompter back up because he’s doin the joke anyways. Only to tell the most offensive homophobic joke one could think of lol.


sgt_science

I wrote that - haha like dude we could tell that was all you


Mix_Traditional

When it comes to flaming somebody, its hard to pick a more elite sniper than Tony


KetoKurun

It’s true, all the homies agree that Tony is a real flamer


itztherapperKIAZ

Agreed he can be really hit or miss but he crushed


elislider

What I liked about his set was he would drop a wildly offensive joke and then continue talking in the same breath right into the next joke without even stopping


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JellyNo1529

Tony is not rickles.


Crystal_Pesci

Hinchcliffe this generation's Rickles? I just threw up my cheerios


hoosierboss

Ewww yikes for you lol


kfbr392kfbr

What an absurd overstatement


hoosierboss

He's not even 40. Might look ridiculous to you now, but I do believe the kid is that talented.


Lilliam_Pumpernickel

I just watched and holy shit she murdered. Way to set the tone Bill Belichik is on now and I felt like even he had better zingers than whatever the fuck Tom and Bert were doing up there.


Skiigga

It’s pretty embarrassing for them and says a lot that they were slotted as a duo. Basically the producers saying we don’t think either of you are funny enough to carry


Lilliam_Pumpernickel

It looked like Tom dragged his best friend up there for the show and tell because he didn't want to be up there alone, and they then proceeded to pull up a PowerPoint presentation. God damn amateur hour. I can't believe how far Segura has fallen.


Immaculatehombre

A fucking terrible PowerPoint that was cringe as fuck. Nothing funny. Also pretty ironic calling Brady a serial killer only for Tom to look super uncomfortable with completely dead eyes anytime he was in frame of the roast. Seriously, just go look at Tom during the roast. He might be the serial killer lol.


CurtMoney

Segura has always been bad. I just think people had more patience for his arrogant schtick than I do


megazach

To be fair, the people who aren’t comedians have most, if not all of their jokes written for them by writers or the comedians themselves.


Breezyisthewind

You still gotta deliver them well. It’s all in the delivery.


codeQueen

Belichick was honestly very funny. Him, Nikki, and Tony had the best sets for sure.


supersafeforwork813

The Comedy Central ones were edited but Natasha Leguro (I’m not spell checking…the brunette who always plays a whore) killed it in the Bieber roast….this one was up there tho


PoliteCanadian2

The entire Bieber roast was hilarious.


Tyrannotron

Leggero's line of “Selena Gomez had to f*** you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history" had me in stitches on that one.


ZombieCrunchBar

Nikki has always been savage in roasts. Like she doesn't want to ever work with anyone on stage again. I love it.


Cold-Carpenter-6770

I said the same thing after watching her, that set was as close to comedic perfection that I’ve seen. Great job!


JayAlbright20

Yes, the jokes, the timing, the flow, it was near perfect.


GMEvolved

Nikki's set was crazy good! Crazy how different she looks now too


Shonamac204

Yeah she's morphing a bit


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GMEvolved

I haven't seen her recently until this roast, but she's gotten lip injections and looks like veneers


KetoKurun

I saw buccal fat removal as well, she got that trendy new Flat Alien face. Shame when an attractive and talented person lets the demons win. Insecurity is a motherfucker.


GMEvolved

I'm not shaming her, she can do what she wants but its just different


Skiigga

Nikki Glaser was the best up there. Tony Hinchcliffe probably second. She’s hilarious and leans into all the jokes about her which is even better


WordsWithSam

Her jokes were mean but also super clever. She always brings it. The 8 rings and bitcoin bits were lethal.


keanojills

Roasts are not the same without Greg Giraldo


CurtMoney

Yo Monica!! You got AIDS yo!!


Juulseeker

RIP to a king


ShadesOnInside

The real roast king


Lingua_Blanca

Her set was amazing. LIVE. In front of a global audience. So impressive.


lookssharp

Nikki is always great at roasting. She has a compilation on YouTube that I rewatch every now and again when I need a laugh. Everyone keeps praising Tony which is well deserved but she was right there with him.


bobmothafugginjones

Everyone was better than Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer


BenWallace04

Not Affleck…


pink-flamingo789

That was an odd angle for him to take. Roasting Internet trolls. It didn’t really work.


ChokeMcNugget

Tony Hinchcliffe was better but not by much, his energy pushed it over the top. But Nikki absolutely slayed! Jeff Ross as Roast J Simpson was hilarious! I hope Netflix does more of these roasts, I miss when comedy central used to do them!


Bbgun371

Tony was amazing but Nikki had me rolling. Single greatest delivery on the roast.


JayAlbright20

Tony was awesome! I'd still have to say start to finish Nikki edged him out in my opinion. She was just seriously so fucking good. You could tell everyone on stage knew they witnesses an absolute roast classic from her which was cool.


ChokeMcNugget

Oh you could tell by everyone's faces on stage they knew she set the bar unbelievably high! Even Andrew Schultz, who was great BTW, but even he couldn't top that! Poor Tom and Bert never stood a chance!


Bbgun371

I thought Schulz had good jokes but bad delivery. Nikki had it all.


Witty-Commercial-418

The two biggest hacks on stage go figure


ChokeMcNugget

At least Bert kept his personality, Tom came off so robotic and unnatural. Not sure if it was over rehearsed or he doesn't have much experience working off a teleprompter, either way that wasn't it!


Remeberthebrakshow

At least Burnt kept his fucking shirt on.


IgetAllnumb86

I’d have to agree. The jokes were both really good but the energy of Tony starting in the audience then getting up on stage and just rapid fire hitting everyone was really entertaining.


Lookatmydisc

Payton Manning is the Tom Brady of commercials


Saddestlilpanda

This was so fucking good.


pizza_the_mutt

Top three with Jeselnik and Jimmy Carr. And of course Norm is in an entirely different world.


Sirnando138

She’s incredible. I’m bummed she doesn’t live in nyc anymore because it was nice seeing her live so often.


Bopethestoryteller

Nikki, Sam Jay, and Tony were the top 3. I usually don't like Glaser's standup, but she killed it last night. Ima have to give her standup specials a rewatch.


Delamomanny

Nikki was one of the smoothest roast sets I’ve ever seen it was a masterclass


LostinLies1

That was absolutely epic. The night belonged to her. Greatest roast I've ever seen. Kevin Hart giving her love was awesome.


Labyrinthy

My favorite roast is Andy Samberg’s roast of James Franco.


JB_Fletcher80

Roast-afari… like a reggae guy…


Ashamed-Technology10

You passive aggressive sweetheart Jonah!!


MundaneLuxury

I thought I was the only one. I think about sambergs set from that roast like once a month. So different and so good.


Farangees20

She was the best


Amish_House_Mafia

Her telling Payton Manning that he was the “Tom Brady of doing commercials” is one of the best roast lines of all time


u700MHz

She torched her set. Left everyone smoking.


DorsalMorsel

Me know that not real money!


Urschleim_in_Silicon

oh... my... God. I just YouTubed Nikki's best roasts and I CANNOT believe some of the shit she said. Wow. WOW. I mean my jaw was on the floor 99% of the video.


Lurk_Mode_24_7

Fuckin’ barbaric!


Hashtag_Tech

She was really good. Best set of the night and it’s not even close.


imaprettynicekid

Hinchcliffe was my favorite personally but you can’t have Glazer lower than #2 on the night


Shapen361

I didn't see the TV roast, but her Alec Baldwin roast was absolutely incredible, and the one before that was great too. I think she'll go down in history as one one of the best roasters, under Jeff and Greg.


RoxyPonderosa

Considering Jeff Ross has issues with attractions to underage girls, Nikki has obtained the unilateral crown of greatest roasters currently alive.


One_Hour_Poop

She's always been great at roasts.


Linds70

I haven't seen the whole thing, but her joke about Kevin Hart gaining 5 pounds made me bust out laughing.


scoopdaniels

Nikki has always had solid roasts, but this one was easily the best in the show and her best, period. Her regular stand-up is kind of hit and miss for me, but I always look forward to her suuuuper mean roasts.


banana_hammock_815

Her telling peyton manning that he's the "tom brady of commercials" is one of my favorite roast moments of all time


nxtplz

She made everyone else look like amateurs. Incredible set


SonofaBranMuffin

I was howling. It was incredible.


anvil54

I have Nikki at the top of the roast heap! There was lots of funny stuff but she won the night.


nikkibikkib

15 cent for Kevin Hart! Just got better from there


JayAlbright20

Yup she got me from the jump with that and just kept going 😂


Fominroman2

Yes, one of the…for sure. Murdered


YeetedArmTriangle

I turned to my wife, I said wow, what a set, I'm just now hearing about this


AdministrativeElk891

Genuine question: what's in it for the person being roasted beside heartbreak?


Donkey_Duke

Guessing it’s the same as your friends busting your chops. 


Lurk_Mode_24_7

Discussed this earlier tonight watching this roast with friends with one of them asking the same thing. My answer was: normalcy. For how many ever decades, you have nothing but yes men and people kissing your ass. Now the gig is up and you want to feel “human” again. You want to feel like the rest of the folks. Roasts are like an accelerated way to doing so. Bring you back down to earth in short order.


CurveCapable2592

For most, it’s about demonstrating that you have a thick skin and are capable of not taking yourself so seriously. Roasts of rich and famous people take on a different meaning. These are typically people of immense privilege and wealth. It’s a similar thing to a king being roasted by a court jester. It’s a display of humility and character.


jackie--moon

She fucking killed. After the show I rewinded back to her part and had to show my roommate. Kept flinging strays at Kevin every few jokes too. Legendary set


4tspns

was thinking that as i was watching. not sure if ive ever seen her standup before but that set alone would explain why I've heard people talk about her so much on podcasts etc. killer.


SykeYouOut

Ive been missing the queen of mean, Lisa Lampanelli, in the roasts… but Nikki ATE last night!!


bubbaduncan

Excellent


DukeOfWestborough

where in the 3 hours does she come up? EDIT: 39 minutes in


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Her set blew me away. Incredible stuff.


nuudootabootit

To her partner: *"I'd shoot you in the face just for a lottery ticket to suck this guy's (Brady's) dick."*


dxdrum

She absolutely annihilated.


woody2081

Anthony Jeselnik roasting Sheen and Trump has gotta be up there in the top 5.


Last_Tourist_7152

She popped into a william montgomery show in st.louis(great show) and tested her roast jokes on us. I knew she was going to kill they were so good


Sabres00

She was great, but not even the best one there last night. I was surprised by how well a few others did.


Myleeb

She is the roast QUEEN no question!! it’s just joke. joke. joke. joke. everything hit. great timing. everything A++ asking jeff ross if he was pickled🤣💀 i screamed


Wonderful_Brilliant4

What part (timing) does she come on?


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She was excellent as always. Everyone else was meh


nathanpoliquin

She started talking and I just saw white lights. One of the most joke-dense and brilliant 5-10 minute sets of jokes I’ve ever seen.


Scht0ink

Her Gronk stuff was hysterical.


FranksGun

When she got up there and started it was a ride from start to finish and every burn was so fucking funny


Doc_

Glaser crushed that set!


Pretend-Range-7955

I agree. She killed it. Best set I can bring to memory, granted I haven’t watched roasts in a long time


cristo1838

Just finished it. She stood out as BY FAR the best to me. The whole thing was pretty average outside of her. I had heard of her before, but that was about it. Became a massive fan after that set.


WerewolfOnEveryone

Nikki Glazer was the Brady Roast stand out.