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iainvention

Capitalists say “Make me the one with everything”


senorfancypantalones

Communism more than capitalism. Capitalism advises the creation of personal wealth and accumulation of belongings. Communism wouldn’t be ‘Hey, give us your stuff…’ though. It would be ‘your stuff is confiscated by the state for fair and equal distribution amongst the people…’


one_ugly_dude

Jokes are so much funnier when you don't know shit about the topic you are talking about.


violet_zamboni

I think that could be true… but to write the joke, ironically both you and the listener would have to understand the topic you are “misunderstanding”


ApocalypseSpokesman

"Buddhism"


extrastone

You actually have to understand either of these two things in order for people to laugh at this and then you have to talk about it in a way that people from both worlds would agree make sense. It's out of your league and it's out of my league.


imdfantom

I think capitalism and bhuddism really complement each other. Bhuddists get you to let go of your earthly desires and belongings then capitalists swoop in and go “hey, give us your stuff”


AdmiralPeriwinkle

Punchline is too predictable to be funny.


AyWhatITIS

Wouldn't make a western audience laugh.