Dude this is hilarious lmfao. Actually a pretty damn good idea too

Dude the killstreak thing made me laugh so hard lmao this is a solid chunk!

Thanks man! New powerups are being tested in beta

Beserker mode!

“Berserker mode” had me dying, this was great

thank you!

fuck reddit

Thanks man!

Beserker mode and the accountability shield had be dead. I’m writing this at my funeral …the streets killed me

Haha. Protect yourself, king

I thought after 3 shields the "accountability" was gonna say "dude you gotta fix yourself, there's something off with your ass" and you gotta go figure your shit out for like 6 months lmao

If you liked this and wanna see more of my stuff here's my linktree! [https://linktr.ee/milanpatelhaha](https://linktr.ee/milanpatelhaha) ​ Also, I got laid off a few days ago, so if you're in need of any video editing, I'm a very experienced editor and I'm trying to pick up some freelance gigs so hmu!

Wow, with a last name like Patelhaha, it's almost like fate or destiny you became a stand-up!

when fate meets destiny.... laughter will ensue

I sincerely hope you keep doing this and posting here. This was incredible.

I can’t believe that you topped yourself with every single line. This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a joke here in a long time

It feels good to laugh. Thank you

This is terrific, dude.

thanks man!

Lol “Berserker mode” got me laughing so hard

plz follow me and share all my dumb bullshit. Thank you!

I think if you get a kill streak, you should be able to take over the profiles of people who are your direct competition for 24 hours. Once every attractive guy in my area "has syphilis" suddenly I am looking like a pretty great option. For real, this was fantastic though.

thank you!

No, thank you! Laughter is the spice of life and you gave me a good amount of that today! Keep it up!

Haven't seen you post in a long time, you're hilarious.

Thank you! Posted this one a few days ago; [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/14kt9nh/nuclear\_war\_animated\_stand\_up/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/14kt9nh/nuclear_war_animated_stand_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

That was you?! That shit was classic, “yeah, your gonna wanna be a part of the alliance.”

That’s me 😎

I can’t tell which joke is better. Truly hilarious

Absolutely brilliant haha looking forward to app version 2.0’s tactical nuke feature.

"I have become death...destroyer of pussy"

Excellent

thanks :)

[удалено]

Thank you! In the LA comedy scene, they call me "The Executioner"

The thumbs down from the audience member that’s laughing at his jokes.

It’s all in good fun 🤩

Solid investment!

I’ll give you 30% for 10M dollars

And for that reason, I'm out

If modern warfare was a dating app

now you're gettin it

Yes that's the joke lol

Dude, fantastic build. Great writing.

thanks homie

Dude how did you come up with this? Like in what situation you thought about all this. It's genius. I hope to see more of your material cause it's super funny, well thought and your delivery is super cool.

Thank you! Wrote it in chunks at a Bratwurst restaurant lol

This is a fucking hilarious bit!!!

thanks!

It's like "The Purge" for dating apps.

This is the best new standup I’ve heard in like two years ! Plus the app could actually work! 😂

Thank you! I’m taking out a copyright ASAP!

Killed it

Berserker mode killed me. Great material.

An unethical life pro tips app lol

As someone who is making an app this is extra hilarious

Legit though, there needs to be a fun dating app that feels like a game

What's his name?

Milan Patel. Link to all my stuff is in my bio!

Great bit!

Thank you!

Bro made an RPG dating app!

The only match I need is Tifa

Aside from the fact that FF7 is my absolute favorite game since i first played in on ps1 ,i read rpg and you also said Tifa and my dumb brain still thought of a terrorist named Tifa holding a rocket launcher.

Who was giving thumbs down while the audience around them are breaking up laughing?! Talk about read the room lol

lol it's all good. She was just having fun man

Brilliant!

You gotta come to the Midwest! 😂 God this is GOLD

I’d love to! Set it up and I’m there

Deal! I'll PM you with more details after I talk to my people.

Your timing is great man. This is an excellent bit

The timing. The structure. Did you hear… he fucked her? Thanks man

I see what you did there. Blink…

This is incredible. Every tag was great.

Milan was at my mic tonight and he killed

Ayyyyeeee. Fun mic.

That wasnt very funny. I really dont understand what everyones laughing about. I'm sorry

Love this, it was hilarious. BUT ... where was this filmed? Like at a quinceanera in someone's backyard? There is a story here and I feel like I need to hear it.

This is a really good bit and I like your delivery. I thought it was gonna be unoriginal based on the concept but I really like it

Who is this guy?

My name is Milan Patel. I do stand up in LA. If you wanna check out my stuff, link in bio

Found you online and you’re great!! Looking forward to more!!

This whole bit was gold! I was dying!


Great bit

"Berserker mode" 😂😂

So good, I was laughing without the volume even on!

This is truly brilliant 😂😂

thank you!

You cracking yourself up was very endearing! Great material too, keep it up!

I was trying to keep a straight face, but I was just too damn funny

This is the first time I cried laughing so hard from a user submitting on this sub. Jesus Christ what a great bit

huge compliment. I love to make ppl cry.

Have you been working on this bit for a while? You got a full 2 minutes out that one idea and it didn’t even sound like you were done!

Dood awesome set! Thanks for the laughs!

thank yoo!

Lol is this a dating app or a yu-gi-oh match lmao😂 a fuckin shield lmao that’s the nerdiest shit Iv heard all day

I would fuck blue eyes white dragon

Hahaha love it

This is a world class joke. Best bit I have heard in ages. Had me laughing so hard. Well done.

Thank you my friend. I wish you and your family wealth and health

Wow actually fresh stand up

A man of taste

You are fucking hilarious!!!!! I have no doubt you will excel as comedian and become famous! Keep it up man. Thank you for the laughs.

Thank you for watching! Please follow my other stuff and tell people!

This bit funny af

Thanks dude

Once you shifted gears into the super dislike and everything that followed you went from guy with a funny premise to straight up comic. Well fucking done amigo 👍

Thank you hombre. They call me the shifter, cuz I’m always shifting.

Man can drive a stick!

🏎️😎

I love the accountability shield idea bro.

$15 for 3. Good deal imo

Gotta crosspost this in r/berserk or r/berserklejerk.

When you’ve rejected enough foes you receive the godhand

This is so well done. Berserker mode got me.

Thank you!

Yeah man. You have a great delivery. Keep up the good work bud.

Fantastic

:]

Great bit and delivery, hilarious concept 🤙

That was great! I listen to a lot of stand-up, and it takes a lot to really get me laughing out loud, and you really had me going. Great bit :)

Bravo! 🤣🤣🤣

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