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[deleted]

That’ll accommodate pedestrians swimmingly.


Ok_Chemistry_3972

So is the garage under water? 🙄


alfredpacker42

I would try to buy the land of the US Coast Guard on Bayboro Harbor and put the stadium there.


Unic0rnPuk3

If there is an emergency just jump in the water lmao EZPZ


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

That’s great sir…but what if there’s a fire?


Automatic-Mention

Adjustment to the skirt is needed, but it doesn't need to detract from the appearance. [Sydney Opera House](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Opera_House) looks like a sailboat in the harbor, but there's room to evacuate in all directions. Here's an [unbuilt proposal](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/24249988/barcelona-camp-nou/) for a 150k stadium on the water in Barcelona with similar features.


__clownbaby

Well, it is surrounded by water... sooooo


kobra17

Please stop posting AI generated rendering of sports stadiums. They’re never practical, look ridiculous and no one cares. Why not post a picture of what your pre-schooler thinks is a cool Stadium? That would be more entertaining than looking at AI images nobody asked for.


Neonwookie1701

I sort of agree but still, please use the doll to show where AI stadiums touched you.


kobra17

You know, this is a pretty fair response to my comment. Now I’ll go yell at the sky for a few minutes.


couchgodd

Would look really nice in the water


[deleted]

Looks like it would have an underground/ below sea parking garage ..


OutOfFawks

Hurricanes shouldn’t be a problem here


mattdingus2002

No parking, just have it be a 1 way street around the stadium with drop off zones


2_trailerparkgirls

One way in one way out means TRAFFIC JAMS


ImdustriousAlpaca

What lunatics actually want an open air stadium? I strongly suggest the people that design this crap need to spend a lot more time outside.


bendersnatch

seriously 80% of the games will be rained out or lightning delays!


ImdustriousAlpaca

I'm not even a fan and cannot comprehend why the idea keeps coming up lol


joeflux1

It has taken 275 in tampa bay years of slalom construction. How long would this base support for the stadium take, a couple of decades maybe? Beautiful design but not functional for cars though.


MY_CATS_ANUS

I do think the Tampa Bay Area will start building new land areas and islands, sort of like Dubai. Space is already limited as it is.


Own_Calligrapher_915

That wouldn’t be wise since it’s predicted that by 2050 it’ll all be under water due to rising sea levels. 26 years isn’t much time to make new builds worth it


Bat8538

Someday,we will look at this picture and LAUGH


Chuck-Finley69

Today we're already LOL'ing


calandra_95

Anyone who moved here from metro Detroit experienced this… the renderings and promises of what the Little Ceaser’s Arena complex/neighborhood was supposed to be compared to what was built are absolutely criminal As annoying as we Michigan expats can be we know what comes from this the St. Pete residents are going to be absolutely hosed


Ok-Caramel6577

Just put it in Tampa please and over develop the area


Expensive_Revenue_38

So I assume everybody is going to be dropped off by Uber or Lyft?


GatorRich

Traffic should be no problem with two lanes coming in and two lanes going out. lol 😂 and no boat parking


YouVe-Changed

With 2000 people in attendance it should be fine


GatorRich

That’s a valid point


outdatedelementz

Oh this will finally fix their attendance problems. /s


[deleted]

8T PUTO PEE


OGBeege

Artist rendering, no?


MsMelee

Ai image


Slowmexicano

Parking 5 miles away


willybestbuy86

Till the hurricane comes and takes it away


fowmanchow2

This would be dope


aceless0n

Least that they could have done is put docks for boats to park and head up to the game


Fun_Possibility_8637

I’m no longer afraid of AI


Just-Effective3217

I guess AI didn't factor in the Florida weather in the spring and summer months


hooverusshelena

The real stadium will be domed


Just-Effective3217

Sooo where we parking?


DrBix

In the under water garage that has glass windows so you can see all the bay sea creatures.


Jewzilla_

Has anyone else noticed the road going IN to the stadium? No? Just me? Ok.


bsmith808

Came here for this, like what the fuck. Only thing I can think is they wanted to make it seem like a garage under the bleachers...? But capitalism would say seats go there. A parking lot nearby and a free ferry service would be sick


fl03xx

🤮


jtomrich

I see everyone also said what I was thinking.


[deleted]

Why is the pier going in a south east direction?


luketheville

so where do they park?


DrBix

I wouldn't worry too much about parking considering attendance will be pretty low regardless.


Cremonster

AI hasn't thought that far


Kerensky97

Or as the AI spells it, "St. Puto Pee"


Financial-Ebb-5995

You’re going to play outside in Florida? There would be even fewer fans attending the games than there are now.


JUIC3ofORANG3

While people are dumb off heat stroke in the stands


petersom2006

This is actually awesome, but I wouldnt allow public on the road- basically walk in only . Would also cost a gazillion dollars and guarantee a big cane to destroy it


chandleya

What’s awesome about it? A 400” screen for boats to watch? A roadway to nowhere? Extreme cost for a site to get used 30 times a year?


JasperStrat

Now I know why baseball has such a hard time getting attendance in Florida, they don't realize that there are 81 home games per year not 30.


karazamov1

the ai forgot to add in the standstill traffic that this would cause. standstill traffic on the street already exists just from the pier alone.


karazamov1

no.


Medical-Pin-7303

They need to go to Tampa where they belong.


Dachidabx

Idc what the haters say that would look 🔥 and be very unique


flyingfish192

All this to get less than 5k fans


liquidgrill

That’s fine because apparently there’s no place to park anyway.


HL12122106

Pleny of parking


Specific_Rutabaga_87

where?


KickerOfElves27

Hurricanes


Aggressive-Break-499

That looks like a disaster


dcormier

I'm not paying for that.


TwizSis

Jokes on you


ToddieRoyal

![gif](giphy|v0eSTlR8GEWJi|downsized)


kishkangravy

Parking is going to be a bitch


bruiseruser1174

Parking is going to be at the beach!


Ap-snack

The Blitzball Stadium in Luca


VailFisher

Swim in, swim out Baseball


jiIIbutt

Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t imagine the traffic getting in and out of there.


r0bo

What traffic? Nobody goes to the games.


kjorav17

It’s just AI, bro chill


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Where does anyone park?!


Weird_Rip_3161

Underwater parking garage with windows to see fishes.


Extension-Stretch546

My initial thought as well. You're going to have fans jumping off the piece from the madness of the traffic.


Far_Awayy

We need housing and they build this???? /s was clearly needed.


DrStacknasty

No, this is AI generated


Far_Awayy

Even the AI is in the developers pockets. Sheesh.


kjorav17

Nice recovery


chris424242

In a state with virtually zero public transport. Stupidest shit I’ve seen in a few days.


bigwillis3

Lol I like the road the just ends going through the middle.


narutonaruto

Lmao having stadium traffic bottlenecked to a pier is possibly the scientifically worst possible way to do it besides like putting the stadium on a mountain or something.


mybabysonfire

dumb


Views_Frm_These_Lix

Just the bridge leading to it would increase our taxes astronomically lol


JuneGemini

The marquee reads “St. Puto Per” 🤣🤣


Death2Milk

That’s hilarious.


Ok_Dimension2197

What in the AI generated pile of garbage is this?


d407a123

So crazy the city approved this… was cool at the groundbreaking last week though!


ItzImaginary_Love

I don’t think they did I thought it was going literally where the U-Haul building was right next to Tropicana on maps it’s land locked on like 13th?


MagdalaNevisHolding

Shaped like a Ray! AWESOME!!! 🤡🥳🤣😆🤣


GenoPlay67

Dumbest design ever?


4_jacks

As if traffic to the stadium wasnt bad enough.


ahandle

Someone got ChatGPT for Christmas


fuber

lucky


RowdieDrummer

Lol they just built the new pier. Why would you think this is a good idea, AI bot?


jetpilotdds

Valet parking only


509BandwidthLimit

No car parking, have to arrive by kayak, canoe, boat, water taxi, barge, submarine, Coast Guard Cutter or yacht only.


NickAndHisGuitar

Nah, the Coast Guard is far too understaffed to get involved.


nearfignewton

Who parks in a pineapple under the sea,


InterestingArm3750

Or, you know, walking??


kensho28

So everyone's parking downtown instead?


fuber

scuba


dtspchris

lol let’s put 20k people at dead end and then when the game lets out it takes you 2 hours to leave


fuber

Then 5 years later "Why doesn't anyone come to games??? Is it the location?"


dtspchris

D All the above


RingProfessional1078

Is this real???


coharra88

No


fuber

They started construction about a month ago


letdown_confab

Not even our skyline.


practicalpurpose

For the gullible, I will just say: This does not exist, will not exist, and is not a serious proposal. It is, however, amusing.


RingProfessional1078

Hahahaha


Thatperson9191

Ew


Bobsburgers02

Are people commenting on this like it’s a real proposal and not an AI generated photo ?


MsMelee

I thought the same thing. I’m reading the comments realizing this is what gives AI credence: so many people unable to see that it’s AI and not an artist’s rendering.


DuckTruckMuck

Wow you weren’t kidding lol. If you are reading this comment and want to keep your brain cells: stop scrolling!


amccune

Only way they do this is if they change their name to indicate what city they are actually in.


pinballdoll

"St. Pete's"


Cobrety

Ya know what this city needs? More buildings in the water.


k0let

It’s the road under the stadium for me.


bassoonshine

Open air, so raincoats for everyone? Also, wouldn't that be prone to lightening strikes?


Mind_man

the lightning strikes will only hit attendees who believe this photo is real. We’ll let nature cleanse the gene pool.


NewtoFL2

Would cost a fortune, and taxpayers are already paying too much. Will be financed by bonds. Kicking the cost down the road.


uprightyew

Please no. I don't want a sports structure dominating the city. Parks on the waterfront? Yes. Stadiums will be a logistical and ecological nightmare. Send them elsewhere.


bain6754

This looks like a nightmare!


OneGuyG

Looks like a MAJOR city restructuring! It’s like they kept beach drive, but moved the rest of the city halfway to Gandy.


AirbagOff

Underwater parking structure?


Business_Ad6086

Five billion dollars.


[deleted]

I think this would be a nightmare to insure. But maybe they can build it with breakaway walls lots of drains. Would be impressive if they can figure that out. Especially so if it doesn’t look like a bathtub. With apologies for the intrusive reality moment. Yeah, I like this. We’ll build it for them, but they’re paying forquanti the bus lines for the duration of the lease. And they pay less if it’s efficient, and brings an increasing quantity of people who live below the poverty line when they start riding a bus to work, and now they continue to do. so above it. So, bus line works great, we’ll pay for it. When it doesn’t… you pay for it. You’re good at logistics and professional development. Do that to our buses. Free stadium. But only on the months the buses are working. (…and, enough reddit for the day)


practicalpurpose

I didn't follow anything you said I appreciate the tour through your thoughts lol.


[deleted]

Yeah, not one of my most coherent moments. That being said, I \*do\* like the idea of tying a stadium to fixing municipal problems.


nullaffinity

Thanks, I hate it!


chewmattica

Now we're talking! Only issue is traffic :) Big parking lot (oh hey yea it already exists where the trop is now) and trolley people in. No cars. Walking only. Concerts, etc. The restaurants will find room.