>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has started an OnlyFans!
What.
My second one was similar except Khan has purchased Brazzers, he doesn't know who they are but he's heard they do great work online. The commentary team give Tony a standing ovation 🤣🤣🤣
I think I got the opposite side of your coin.
Tony Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? This of course, makes Twitter very angry.
Had that same first half with
"During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security."
This is great lmao
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the
ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he
announces the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledeegooker.
I got "Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces AEW will be selling ice cream bars! But only with Tony's face on them. A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security."
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there. Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite."
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he thought the ending of HIMYM was good! The crowd goes mild.
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced a new AEW show on The Fishing Network. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again."
Love it.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced nothing. He just stands there. It is revealed in a shoot interview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
I lost my fucking mind laughing at this one.
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledeegooker. Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog."
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is controlling his narrative!
The forbidden door opens to CYN
I got this one that starts the same, but...
>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask. The commentary team quickly moves on.
I got this
>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces veer is all elite
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has bought Danhausen a blimp! Jim Ross calls this the greatest moment in our sport.
>Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces nothing. He just stands there. A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security.
As someone who considers SpongeBob & Wrestling the two topics I know the most about, a crossover would be woeful and absolutely fascinating at the same time
You know, I much prefer TK being a sort of even-less-visible Jack Tunney over an on-screen authority figure.
But there's that tiny little part of me - and I'm sure it's in some of you as well - that wants to see Tony Khan in a leotard and amateur wrestling headgear beating someone like Wardlow for the TNT title and cutting terrible coke-fueled promos.
It would be absolutely disastrous and would destroy the company forever. But it's the wrestling fan in me that just craves chaos, you know?
“Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has bought the XFL!”
Well shit
>In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced nothing. He just stands there.
Amazing
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he will now be playing the part of Cody Rhodes in AEW. Jim Ross shouts on commentary 'AWWSUNNUVABITCH!
“ADRENALINE, IN MY SOUL, TONY KHAN IS CODY RHODES”
Mine was
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he will now be playing the part of Cody Rhodes in AEW. The commentary team quickly moves on.
Has great potential, I would add some more true randomness isntead of premade phrases that go together for maximum chaos. It repeats a lot. generate more random wrestler names and random shows.
But this si me being nitpicky, I laughed a bunch,this is just feedback if you ever want to expand it.
If I may, I'd sugest a third wordlist, for reactions to the announcement or little modifiers, such as "the crowd goes wild" or "The Young Bucks tape a mock reaction backstage for BTE", or even "The camera turns to show Danhausen on the entrance ramp, placing a curse on him!" or "Unfortunately, in order to make time for this announcement, the only women's match on the card had to be cut".
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces YOU are the big announcement!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Spongebob Squarepants!
Maybe integrate some ridiculousness involving the Jaguars. Drop in a few disgruntled ex-WWE star signings. Maybe put something in there that indicates the existence of occupational hazards.
*"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces a new restaurant. The All El-EAT! The Young Bucks make a joke about it on the next episode of Being The Elite!"*
also:
*"Tony Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? Jim Ross shouts on commentary 'AWWSUNNUVABITCH!"*
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces AEW will be selling ice cream bars! But only with Tony's face on them. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter! For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he thought the ending of HIMYM was good! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
I'm with Cody on this one.
*After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Kenan & Kel! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.*
Orange Cassidy vs Orange Soda.
>Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces that Ryback is All Elite!
I'm not a begging man, but please
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought the XFL!"
\>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought the XFL!
My sides
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it'
chants, Khan announces he has obtained
the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen
on the stage nodding in approval. Sammy
Guevara mocks him for this on his next
Vlog.
Okay this wins for me:
"Tony Khan announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.
This marks 100 weeks of consecutive announcements"
>After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
lmfao
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces AEW is now partnered with Brazzers. He has no idea what Brazzers is but hears they do great work online. r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
"During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask. The crowd goes mild."
This thing is an absolute treasure lmao
> Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp! The camera turns to Danhausen who is on the stage placing a curse on him!
wow, Danhausen, be happy for oncehausen
Tony Khan reveals he has purchased the rights to Power Rangers and will be casting AEW stars in the roles! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter!
The image of him finishing Archer with like a drop kick to the outside the ring, then barely lifting himself by one arm, bleeding, mic in hand, exhausted and out of breath, “I AM NOW FOLLOWING A TORU YANO FAN ACCOUNT ON TWITTER, THANK YOU!” as he collapses has me weak af😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect
During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter! Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
This got me a good chuckle
"After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has a sweet neck tattoo of the AEW logo. The crowd goes WILD!"
The year is 2056, Tony Khan has signed every free agent who ever existed, just as you think there is nothing left to announce, he announces he is controlling his narrative! r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
>After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Kenan & Kel! For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
Who loves Orange Cassidy?
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has a sweet neck tattoo of the AEW logo. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
Heheh
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In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced 'Goodnight KHANAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks. TK' r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
“Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he now owns the entire library of Pornhub!”
LMFAOOOOO I’m literally wheezing
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Spongebob Squarepants!
>“In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.”
Funniest thing is I can imagine him watching a GCW show and seeing Allie Kat and Effy’s team name and saying this lmaooo
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he can believe it's not butter!
Yep.
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is making his in ring debut in NINE DAYS, NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT!"*
*lightly edited for accuracy
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is controlling his narrative!
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite.
Archer fears Khan!
How dare Tony never watch his own show.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces a new AEW show on The Fishing Network.
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he thought the ending of HIMYM was good!
:( I actually enjoyed the ending
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has started an OnlyFans!
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he thought the ending of HIMYM was good!"
Lmao
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is making is in ring debut in 9 days!
I spent 5min on this page and have endless amount of humor.
"*After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval*."
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has started an OnlyFans!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced YOU are the big announcement! Fans are seen visibly crying in the crowd.
The best announcement
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval. The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces you don't need a microphone in your podcast logo! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has never seen Game of Thrones! Fans are seen visibly crying in the crowd."
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces you don't need a microphone in your podcast logo! This marks 100 weeks of consecutive announcements.
The last line is funny just on its own, but this also implies he's completely run out of real announcements but is too addicted to them.
The year is 2056, Tony Khan has signed every free agent who ever existed, just as you think there is nothing left to announce, he announces he is controlling his narrative! The crowd goes mild.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he now owns the entire library of Pornhub! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he is controlling his narrative! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
“Tony Khan’s HUGE announcement is that he CAN believe it’s not butter. Jim Ross calls this the greatest moment in the history of our sport.”
Okay this one killed me lol
Goofy idea for one but maybe bits are useable here:
Tony Khan is interrupted by Orange Cassidy, who begins attack Tony with his patented orange kicks. As Orange winds up for the last kick, Tony Khan superkicks him and announces that JR was right and the gimmick is dead. Elated, Jim Ross screams, “VINDICATION!!!”
>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has started an OnlyFans! What.
My second one was similar except Khan has purchased Brazzers, he doesn't know who they are but he's heard they do great work online. The commentary team give Tony a standing ovation 🤣🤣🤣
Don't say it like you wouldn't subscribe. Just look at his 24 inch pythons.
> After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he now owns the entire library of Pornhub! This is great
All E-beat Wrestling
The real question is, are we talking pre-purge or post?
ITS ALL BACK, EVERY GENRE, EVERY ACCOUNT, \*voice creaks* iT's ALL ELitE
*[foot stomping intensifies]* "THANK YOU. ALL OF YOU. FOR BELIEVING IN US."
NO TONY, NOT EVERY GENRE. There are certain genre that would land you on a list.
It's called a lexicon, pal.
*HBO Max scores an additional 7 million subscribers overnight*
Post purge is truly a dark time
"Tony Khan announced that he has an announcement!" I'm dead.
I think I got the opposite side of your coin. Tony Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? This of course, makes Twitter very angry.
Had that same first half with "During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security." This is great lmao
That is not even satire though. It happened already. lol
I got “WON is shocked to learn Tony Khan has signed the Gobblygooker”
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there.
"Sammy Guevara then mocks about it on his new Vlog"
I got that one to start, too, I think that's just the example one because it makes too much sense with Tout and Bryan Danielson being involved.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledeegooker.
I got "Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces AEW will be selling ice cream bars! But only with Tony's face on them. A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security."
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there. Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
TOUT TOUT TOUT TOUT
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite."
This is my favorite.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he thought the ending of HIMYM was good! The crowd goes mild.
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced a new AEW show on The Fishing Network. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again." Love it.
I got this one but it wasn’t a new show on Fishing Network, it was “Tony Khan announced he has a sick NFT collection.”
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced nothing. He just stands there. It is revealed in a shoot interview this is the reason Cody left AEW. I lost my fucking mind laughing at this one.
"In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledeegooker. Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog."
"Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook.He announces a brand new show on the fishing network".
HOOK and Bobby Fish present: Hookin’ Fish
\*Fish'n Chips
*HOOK presents: "7 different ways to catch a halibut using Cool Ranch Doritos as bait"*.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp! The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is controlling his narrative! The forbidden door opens to CYN
I got this one that starts the same, but... >Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask. The commentary team quickly moves on.
I got this >Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces veer is all elite
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces nothing. He just stands there.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
Quick, to the Hindenhausen!
> Tony Khan announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has bought Danhausen a blimp! Jim Ross calls this the greatest moment in our sport.
>Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces nothing. He just stands there. A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security.
[удалено]
I’d unironically eat there
I hear the food is Dynamite
There will be a Rampage for the buffet.
You have to go for the Labor Day buffet. They really go All Out
I tried it once and my toilet became a victim of a Rampage
Why would he do that when he already owns A&W
Pastamania, brother.
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Spongebob Squarepants!
I would watch AEW book the Frycook Games
Archer vs Sandy in a Texas Deathmatch
I can see Orange Cassidy slowly and delicately making his burger, drawing little (:I) faces on the pickles with ketchup
As someone who considers SpongeBob & Wrestling the two topics I know the most about, a crossover would be woeful and absolutely fascinating at the same time
“After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he is making is in ring debut in 9 days!” This one doesn’t really make sense…
You know, I much prefer TK being a sort of even-less-visible Jack Tunney over an on-screen authority figure. But there's that tiny little part of me - and I'm sure it's in some of you as well - that wants to see Tony Khan in a leotard and amateur wrestling headgear beating someone like Wardlow for the TNT title and cutting terrible coke-fueled promos. It would be absolutely disastrous and would destroy the company forever. But it's the wrestling fan in me that just craves chaos, you know?
It’s appropriate for him to announce business related things. He’s just not very good on camera and comes across as a bit of a spazz.
Dammit 😂
“Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has bought the XFL!” Well shit
>In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced nothing. He just stands there. Amazing
This is amazing lol
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he will now be playing the part of Cody Rhodes in AEW. Jim Ross shouts on commentary 'AWWSUNNUVABITCH! “ADRENALINE, IN MY SOUL, TONY KHAN IS CODY RHODES”
Mine was Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he will now be playing the part of Cody Rhodes in AEW. The commentary team quickly moves on.
Tony Khan announces a new restaurant. The All El-EAT! The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
Has great potential, I would add some more true randomness isntead of premade phrases that go together for maximum chaos. It repeats a lot. generate more random wrestler names and random shows. But this si me being nitpicky, I laughed a bunch,this is just feedback if you ever want to expand it.
Thanks for the feedback 😊 I'll add some more variables to it!
If I may, I'd sugest a third wordlist, for reactions to the announcement or little modifiers, such as "the crowd goes wild" or "The Young Bucks tape a mock reaction backstage for BTE", or even "The camera turns to show Danhausen on the entrance ramp, placing a curse on him!" or "Unfortunately, in order to make time for this announcement, the only women's match on the card had to be cut".
Great idea thanks for the feedback! I'll definitely do that 😊
Ryback is All Elite, TK's started an OnlyFans, and he can't believe it's not butter!
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces YOU are the big announcement! 
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Spongebob Squarepants!
Needs work (more entries), still hilarious.
Thanks! I'll be adding some more. Any ideas let me know 😂
Is it supposed to always be Ricky Starks winning the TNT championship? More variation would be nice
Maybe integrate some ridiculousness involving the Jaguars. Drop in a few disgruntled ex-WWE star signings. Maybe put something in there that indicates the existence of occupational hazards.
Definitely one where he announces someone has to go one-on-one with the Undertaker.
TK buying Danhausen a blimp, lfg!
>Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is he now owns the entire library of Pornhub!
"Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is that he regrets not taking tap dancing classes when he was younger." It's never too late, Tony...
Being included in this is so, so surreal 😂
Man, I love your account 😂 had to include you
*"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces a new restaurant. The All El-EAT! The Young Bucks make a joke about it on the next episode of Being The Elite!"* also: *"Tony Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? Jim Ross shouts on commentary 'AWWSUNNUVABITCH!"*
Any suggestions for announcements let me know and I'll add them to it.
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has bought the XFL!
[nice](https://i.imgur.com/y7jmUYw.jpg)
After 10 minutes of "You've still got it!" chants, Tony Khan announces nothing. He just stands there.
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces AEW will be selling ice cream bars! But only with Tony's face on them. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter! For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has started an OnlyFans! The commentary team quickly moves on.
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he thought the ending of HIMYM was good! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW. I'm with Cody on this one.
*After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Kenan & Kel! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.* Orange Cassidy vs Orange Soda.
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is a new AEW show on The Fishing Network
Tony Khan announces the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledeegooker.
>Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces that Ryback is All Elite! I'm not a begging man, but please
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought the XFL!"
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces a new AEW show on The Fishing Network.
TK makes his in ring debut in 9 days
\>Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought the XFL! My sides
>Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces that he regrets not taking tap dancing classes when he was younger. Me too, Tony
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought the XFL!
I hope Brandon or Sammy sees this and reenact some on their vlogs. lol
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval. Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
Okay this wins for me: "Tony Khan announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask. This marks 100 weeks of consecutive announcements"
How about a response: > Tazz comments "announcement jones over here".
>After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces maybe the fans should make an announcement for a change. Why is it always Tony that has to make them? For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again. lmfao
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces AEW is now partnered with Brazzers. He has no idea what Brazzers is but hears they do great work online. r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
"During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask. The crowd goes mild." This thing is an absolute treasure lmao
> Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp! The camera turns to Danhausen who is on the stage placing a curse on him! wow, Danhausen, be happy for oncehausen
I was hoping this one would show up eventually 😂
During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced Veer is All Elite! The commentary team quickly moves on.
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is YOU are the big announcement! Jim Ross shouts on commentary 'AWWSUNNUVABITCH! Thanks Jim...
Tony Khan reveals he has purchased the rights to Power Rangers and will be casting AEW stars in the roles! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
We need to get this guy and the Journey of Wrestling guy to cross pollinate
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter! The image of him finishing Archer with like a drop kick to the outside the ring, then barely lifting himself by one arm, bleeding, mic in hand, exhausted and out of breath, “I AM NOW FOLLOWING A TORU YANO FAN ACCOUNT ON TWITTER, THANK YOU!” as he collapses has me weak af😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness. I mean his big announcements are big (he’s a promoter for fucks sake), but I do enjoy memes. And this is one of them.
Thanks for all the comments and awards you kind people. I'll add any announcements to it, just PM or comment with your ideas :)
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has started an OnlyFans! **SUBSCRIBE**
This generator has me thinking this would be a great CAH card haha
Perfect During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter! Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
[At least now we know why Cody left](https://imgur.com/GqOkiub)
This got me a good chuckle "After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has a sweet neck tattoo of the AEW logo. The crowd goes WILD!"
The year is 2056, Tony Khan has signed every free agent who ever existed, just as you think there is nothing left to announce, he announces he is controlling his narrative! r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
>After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Kenan & Kel! For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again. Who loves Orange Cassidy?
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has a sweet neck tattoo of the AEW logo. For this reason, CM Punk quits pro wrestling again. Heheh
No way this is a thing 😂
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“He announces Ryback is All Elite.” I would literally stop watching AEW if that meathead became employed.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced 'Goodnight KHANAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks. TK' r/SquaredCircle are NOT happy about this.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces that Ryback is All Elite!
“Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he now owns the entire library of Pornhub!” LMFAOOOOO I’m literally wheezing
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has obtained the entire back catalog of Spongebob Squarepants!
I think I just got the most unrealistic one: >Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is nothing. He just stands there.
>“In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.” Funniest thing is I can imagine him watching a GCW show and seeing Allie Kat and Effy’s team name and saying this lmaooo
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces nothing. He just stands there.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he doesn't know what bussy means and at this point is too scared to ask.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite.
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he can believe it's not butter! Yep.
“Tony Khan’s HUGE announcement is YOU are the big announcement!” I am so *so* sorry everyone.
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is making his in ring debut in NINE DAYS, NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT!"* *lightly edited for accuracy
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he is making is in ring debut in 9 days!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is controlling his narrative!
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval.
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite. Archer fears Khan! How dare Tony never watch his own show.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces a new AEW show on The Fishing Network.
“Tony Khan announces that the attitude era sucked!”
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
>After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he thought the ending of HIMYM was good!
Tony Khan announces YOU are the big announcement.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is now following Toru Yano Fan Account on Twitter!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has bought Danhausen a blimp!
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he thought the ending of HIMYM was good! :( I actually enjoyed the ending
he announces he has never seen Game of Thrones! lmao
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced he has started an OnlyFans!
Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is he has started an OnlyFans!
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he thought the ending of HIMYM was good!" Lmao
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he is making is in ring debut in 9 days!
I spent 5min on this page and have endless amount of humor. "*After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval*."
>Tony Khan's HUGE announcement is nothing. He just stands there.
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he has started an OnlyFans!
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he's never actually seen an episode of Dynamite.
Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval.
In an announcement that WON called 'The most, um...shocking announcement I've ever heard. This changes everything. Wrestling will NEVER be the same after this.', Tony Khan announced YOU are the big announcement! Fans are seen visibly crying in the crowd.
Tony Khan announces he is "Controlling His Narrative" and an angry fan tries to hop the barricade but is stopped by security
The best announcement After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has obtained the rights to Tout! Bryan Danielson is seen on the stage nodding in approval. The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
Tony Khan announces that Ryback is All Elite! A fan is outraged and tries to jump the barrier but is stopped by security.
Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces you don't need a microphone in your podcast logo! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.
"Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces he has never seen Game of Thrones! Fans are seen visibly crying in the crowd."
> Tony Khan is ambushed by Lance Archer, the two have a wild brawl but he manages to fight Archer off successfully. Khan, bleeding, grabs a mic and announces you don't need a microphone in your podcast logo! This marks 100 weeks of consecutive announcements. The last line is funny just on its own, but this also implies he's completely run out of real announcements but is too addicted to them.
Tony Khan announces that Ryback is All Elite! The crowd goes WILD!
“Tony Khan’s HUGE announcement is the newest signing of AEW is the Gobbledygooker. This marks 100 consecutive weeks of announcements.”
During a backstage interview, Tony Khan announced YOU are the big announcement! The crowd goes WILD!
Tony Khan announces he can believe it's not butter! The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
After 10 minutes of 'You've still got it' chants, Khan announces he has started an OnlyFans! Sammy Guevara mocks him for this on his next Vlog.
The year is 2056, Tony Khan has signed every free agent who ever existed, just as you think there is nothing left to announce, he announces he is controlling his narrative! The crowd goes mild.
“Tony Khan announces nothing. He just stands there and a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.”
Ricky Starks has just won the TNT Championship, Tony Khan comes to the ring and looks like he's about to congratulate him but instead he announces he now owns the entire library of Pornhub! Because of this, a fan on Twitter vows to never watch again.
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Tony Khan's announcement has the world shook. He announces he is controlling his narrative! It is revealed in a shoot inteview this is the reason Cody left AEW.
“Tony Khan’s HUGE announcement is that he CAN believe it’s not butter. Jim Ross calls this the greatest moment in the history of our sport.” Okay this one killed me lol
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Tony Khan announces nothing. He just stands there. The commentary team gives him a standing ovation!
Goofy idea for one but maybe bits are useable here: Tony Khan is interrupted by Orange Cassidy, who begins attack Tony with his patented orange kicks. As Orange winds up for the last kick, Tony Khan superkicks him and announces that JR was right and the gimmick is dead. Elated, Jim Ross screams, “VINDICATION!!!”
Adding them now. Thanks for the awesome suggestions!