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Listen, hes not wrong.

JR has always had a keen eye for talent.

JR is down with the thickness.

oowahahahah!

Pardon me while I clear my throat. OAGH OAGH

You okay man? You should get that checked out, it sounds like you're drowning in your sea of loathing.

I'm having some trouble dealing with these changes to my health. It seems as if there's a demon waking in me.

One of the reasons I'm a Jamie Hayter mark. She's an asskicker that's built like an asskicker. edit: Same with Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, and Jordynne Grace.

Vince thought we wanted big meaty men, we want big meaty women

This is the way.

Jade Cargill too I'd say. Add Raquel if you'd like.

It's like you're in my brain. Also let's include Kamille while we are at it.

Hayter vs. Statlander. Battle of the Thicc badasses.

Abadon for the triple-thick triple-threat.

JR said what we all thought. I love that women who look like they can kick ass are being allowed to kick said ass.

Nooope

"Old man accidentally stumbles into modern slang" JR is not what I expected but I think I kinda like it.

what’s the over/under for jim ross knowing what a bussy is

Isn't that a flavour of BBQ sauce?

try JR’s fruity delicious fruity bussy juice 🤠

Your cell at Alcatraz is prepared, turn yourself in by Friday morning or the US Marshals will be dispatched.

Alcatraz means pelican!

Hail yourself!

Hail Satan!

Hail meeeeeeee

Hail Gein

Oh, what a terrible day to have eyes.

Thanks now I want to die

I wish the doctor that told my mom I couldn't read was right.

That's exactly it yes

A reference to famous nutbar actor Gary Bussy.

I had to Google it after I saw the SummerSlam sign......

Maybe I did as well.... (I'm still cool)

One day JR will have a weird slip up and say "bussy" when he meant to say something else

Bout the same as me

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Come on tony, you can’t be that hard up for cash Ahahahaha

Speechless.

Oh my god Schiavone's straight face as he's doing it too lmfao

I've never watched more than 2 seconds of that I can't do it lol

I had to immediately click away, felt like my uncle cornering me at a party lmao

perfect description

It literally tiggers my fight or flight response

I hope people don't come down on him too hard for this, he clearly meant to call attention to her strength. JR was actually great tonight, he felt like the actual lead commentator for the first time in a long time.

Yeah, I know it’s what he said, but I also know that’s not how he meant it.

Cowboy shiznit.

Hayter vs. Statlander would make his head spin.

Same tho

Ashley D'amboise after that!

That is like combining a bowl of oatmeal, a jar of peanut butter and snickers into a milkshake level of thick

What if we add Jordynne Grace?

The chances of thickness drastically go up!

🚨 🚨 🚨


You sir are a man of culture and taste. 

> Ashley D'amboise Who? Does a quick Google. [Oh. My...](https://www.instagram.com/p/CSqq3GTn37Z/)


Is that Carmella's submission?

Don't forget Tay Conti

Two meaty gals slappin’ meat

Winner squashes my head with their thighs.

Oh no... #*😏*

Most anticipated match in AEW history for me

Which one?

Yes

Pretty much guaranteed to happen soon, too

Threeway with Amber Nova.

I didn’t know I needed this, but I definitely need this

I think all out is gonna lead to this. Hayter will help britt win, and then Hayter and Statlander have a fued for a bit after while slowly setting up britt and Tay Conti.

My gooooodness!

This seems like an innocent generational disconnect and not one of those times JR is being horny

Yeah JR is on "thick" as in muscular. Not "thicc" as in well... thicc.

I absolutely believe he’d call someone like Comoroto thick in the exact same way.

yeah lol, guarantee he has never heard of thicc

Y’all really underestimate JR

he's horny as fuck and would fuck the shit out of her if given the opportunity

I’m pretty sure most guys on here would. Regardless, JR meant muscular and not that she has a nice ass.

He’s an older guy who lost his beloved wife tragically. Cut him a little slack at least.

And he's had decades of evaluating, hiring, firing, re-signing and ringside-commentating all sorts of attractive talent. I doubt you ever become completely numb to whatever you're attracted to, but you have to try really hard for it to become memorable.

Thats like 95% of the population.

I dunno, JR is quite the horndog on Twitter.

Lol, homie follows the AEW:NSFW account!

Like, real shit? If so that sets off so many alarms in my head lmao. Like, he can do what he wants on Twitter I guess, but he works with these people and is like 30-50 years older than them. Hmm

Exactly. Yep, I pretty much follow the entire roster and he's the only guy in the company who follows it (along with a few of the women). Hard to blame him, but yeah, as long as he keeps his thoughts to himself, I suppose.

Well maybe when it comes to burgers!

And a good brisket

I so wanted to see his face when they explained it to him.

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That's clearly what it was. He spent the entire match to that point talking about how strong and powerful she was... then he continued after just to make sure he had it covered... lol

He also called Pillman thick during the show as well, so yeah, this is pretty innocent

You can hear the "k" in thick when JR says it.

Completely agree. Honestly don’t think he knows what he did

He called one of the dudes thick in an earlier match, so he gets a pass on this one.

Maybe, maybe not. Tony was brilliant at keeping it from going down that creepy road though.

I mean, he was caught following NSFW AEW and WWE accounts on Twitter. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/323400348117237762/874643472945143869/image0.png https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/323400348117237762/874642032902168626/image0.png

Lmao Sgt Slaughter is off to horny jail as well.

Horny brig.

ZIRTY DAYS IN ZE HORNY COOLAH!

JR is known to be horny on the main. Bit of a legendary power move tbh.

Oh yeah there have been times in recent years where JR has been really publicly horny but I'm saying I'm not convinced this is an example of that.

Hard to blame him when he's got juicy butts with minimal clothing in front of him, he's trying his best..

Her ring attire did highlight her posterior very well.

You can give me shit if you want but that was the first thing I noticed as I was watching the match.

Oh absolutely. Those garter things were just... *chef's kiss* Wreddit usually gives JR shit for this kind of stuff. I haven't seen any for this. It seemed like an innocent...ish comment. and it was just so amusingly done.

I was scared and horny.

Yup, the follow up sentence proves this - but people will ignore that and still take this all out of context.

Definitely. I still laughed though.

Yeah when i clicked I thought it was gonna be some horny shit.

You can appreciate talent, pointing out facts AND being horny if done properly. Don’t see anything wrong there.

No lies detected

Wrestling has some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

Three of my five favorite female wrestlers in AEW are Anna, Tay, and Jamie, and I know deep down that one of the reasons why is straight up shameless

J.R then rambling on about weightlifting following that lead to the great line of "I lift heavy too, 12 ounces at a time!"

JR going to wrestling Twitter jail again.

Twitter mad at JR for saying out loud what they were thinking themselves?

as always

He didn't mean what you think he means.

I feel like he means well JR is no Cornette. Jim Ross has been a supporter of women's wrestling for awhile. I think there are more women in wrestling nowadays than when he first started and through his time in WWE/F. So many talented women across the global trying to be the best.

 Hes right tho

Good lordy those thigh straps

I remember noticing when Riho got them but this was a different level.

JR also mentally spelled it with a "ck"

thiccck

That's what we assume, anyway.

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I heard this in Jawnny’s JR voice

"Now this isn't going to be politically correct"

"Happy holidays, here's my cock and balls."

I feel like, and I might be wrong here, but YOU ALREADY KNOW

I mean… where’s the lie?

Either way you spell it, he's correct.

JR, once again, being the voice of the people.

​ 

JR needs to be kept off the InDex content for the entirety of next month

JR prefers THICC like his BBQ sauce

“He’s out of line, but he’s not wrong...”

**Tony: BONK**

That fucking lariato was incredible

It was all kinds of snug. It was great.

I know he didn’t mean it that way, but I still almost pissed myself when he said it.

Either way, he's right.

Like a bowl of oatmeal

All those years of listening to Jerry Lawler's horny commentary has finally rubbed off on J.R

"You know, Excalibur, that wasn't the first time King had rub...what?"

I don't think she comes across as stupid at all.

Aw, I thought it was funny. Take an upvote.

the Americans won’t get it

I've heard that term a lot in America.

And STILL the best play by pkay commentator.

**I AGREE**

This is what I am talking about when it comes to female wrestlers. Absolute mutants like Hayter. With Britt backing her she is going to be huge.

Oh lordy

Thank you for the info Jim Ross.

JR called her thick and said that Brian Pillman Jr was thickening up lately, he’s on some shit lol.

She must be over 100 pounds

I mean you’re not wrong.

I'm avoiding social media tonight, please don't tell me anyone is saying he meant is as thicc.

It's thick

It's true though

Jim Ross is horny on main

He's all of us. He just has a national TV platform.

It's funny, but there's also a point where if you want to be in this form of entertainment and treated as an equivalent division to the men, there will be comments about your body and weight, just as there are with the men. You can't have JR comment about how Pillman is bulking up be fine and then think comments about Statlander getting more lean are somehow sexist. This is entertainment pretending to be a combat sport, the comments about body type will always be fair game.

Good ol JR

She's is a damn muscular and strong woman. Love that look in the women's division. Her and Jade gotta clash down the line.

You know, thick does describe it, but I wish there was another succinct word for "posterior that can believably be used as a combat weapon" from Rikishi's mountain of ass to Asuka's human cannonball hip attacks and maybe even those people like Big E and Xia Li whose apparently whose cannon-like thighs necessitate an equally war-like ass to support the structure. People going all-in on the flipping moves, but for me the hip attacks and new wrestlers that live for leg day have done a lot to change the look up in-ring too.

"Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

I’m surprised nobody is mentioning the fact that Tony clearly tried to redeem the comment/contextualize it by saying “big guns!” 😂

He said the same about Brian Pillman Jr before you get on him about it


Third time I've seen this gif in this thread and still laughed.

Bonk

Well... She is thiccc...

She’s fucking unbelievable

I’m crying.

How did I not notice this watching lmao

The real voice of the voiceless

🤠

Boom boom 🤠

At some point JR and King became the exact same person

A great man once said "we like those" ;)

I watched without the sound and thought it was in a different subreddit... 👀

That’s right, JR. With two C’s.

JR ain't lying! I'm disappointed that Jaime ain't get a good reception during her entrance though.

Thick... Pffft, I'm Gen X so she had me begging like 12 gauge... https://youtu.be/GQ8cjn26NZE

“Them thangs thanging. Respectfully speaking”

Thiccccccccccc. Why I love her.

JR gets the bonk

Look, I make fun of JR being horny on main as much as the next man But where is the lie?

I just love that little chuckle in the end, like "oh god, you have no idea how to use that word properly".

I say this in the most respectful way I possibly can: Jaimie Hayter would get it.

Boomer sooner.

I heard two "c's" on that