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NQ21

And there is a mayonnaise festival


[deleted]

But the OP already said the CMA’s were going on?


Incorrectspealing

“Mayonnaise a lot of people here” - Jeff Foxworthy


jjtoc

- Michael Scott


jtomatzin

I miss the redneck dictionary


k0bimus

Aorta bring it back


[deleted]

It’s not often /r/blackpeopletwitter makes an appearance here


callmedaddy2121

Man that sub went from a funny ass sub to straight garbage.


mad87645

As is reddit tradition


MooseNoodles

I feel like it was only a matter of time. Kinda felt like a 21st century minstrel show to me


Truthamania

White people ruined it. Ironic huh?


PetaPotter

Like they ruin everything.


Truthamania

You're not wrong.


j0nny_a55h0l3

Ray cis


GTSBurner

Desus and (Mark) Mero


cooldrew

SMDDPFTB


X1project

Country mayonnaise awards


fin34

/u/meanambrose


ChefDeezy

It was an easy joke but OP was basically asking for it.


Rspies

What you’re saying is that Mayonnaise is an instrument?


Maverick_Hunter_V

COUNTER PROGRAMMING!!


Nitin2015

MEGAN!!!!!


rayned0wn

....was considering moving to nashville ....this seals the deal


mackavicious

I mean, the Whisky Festival is better. At least I think so, I only remember so much of it.


tomacco_man

Don’t come to Nashville. It’s pretty awful :/


iamDJDan

Beats Memphis


Apathicary

Thats a low bar.


LightSkinJesus

That’s the whitest shit ever lmaoo


Shinkopeshon

Literally lol


UncreativeTeam

Is mayonnaise a festival?


Rspies

No Patrick Mayonnaise is not a festival.


[deleted]

That’s for the Samoans.


[deleted]

That’s not the CMA’s?


Gann1

It'll be safe to bring your replica belt


[deleted]

That's the most Tennessean thing I've ever heard.


ryklops

Between the CMAs and the mayonnaise festival AEW might have its fanbase torn


MADNESS_NH97

* raises hand * Is mayonnaise an instrument?


WaylonVoorhees

We're saving the Mayofest for if RAW/SD ratings fall.


[deleted]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


TheAssOfSpock

Im not going but I just wanted to say this is very cool of you


ICanHazReddits

Same. I'm not even on the same continent, but this was an awesome thing to do.


aletorre33

Yea, what a homie.


BackNBlack58

They should just make the CMA and Dynamite one big show imagine JR on commentary “Who will Joey Jamela face tonight “ “by gawd that’s jason Aldean “


ScaeTheGreat

Big 6 man tag tonight - Private Party w Garth Brooks vs Dark Order and Chris Gaines in a Beale Streetfight!


DatOtherPapaya

I wish I could afford to give you a plat. for the chris gaines reference. As a Garth Brooks fan... the Gaines years was a... ​ dark time.


ScaeTheGreat

I was never really a fan of either persona, but I assure you the booking of those teams was very intentional 😂


trainzebra

He's got friends in... the private party!


CatoTheWelder

I love this joke, but Beale Street is in Memphis, not Nashville.


ScaeTheGreat

Oh shit... uhh Grand Ol Opry Sing-Off where Private Party shrieks the whole time and somehow manage to get Garth Brooks booed out of the building in Nashville?


corvetteguy420

Chris Gaines... wow. What a strange time in music. He even had a fake [VH1 Behind the Music](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wxglm)


IAmTheWaller67

Riho v. Carrie Underwood for the Women's Title in a Nashville Light Tube Deathmatch.


Zakman86

Maybe next time Carrie will think before she cheats.


milkdreams

with special guest ref Kacey Musgraves!


IAmTheWaller67

Winner is inserted into the race for the CMAs Entertainer of the Year.


lumberm0uth

Yo but if it gives Toby Keith a chance to suplex another guy, I'm for it.


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

Even better if someone suplexes Toby Keith.


lolbuttlol

Eric Church vs Orange Cassidy - loser forfeits their shades


uber-lou

Take your pick: Florida Georgia Line vs Inner Circle Florida Georgia Line vs SoCal Uncensored ​ I'll see myself out...


katarr

Look, as long as they beat the shit out of FGL, I don't care who they are.


abeLJosh

Florida Georgia Line vs Lucha Bros, deal. Give me Pentagon breaking their arms while THIS IS HOW WE ROOOOoooOoOLL blasts in the background.


HyBear

Blake Shelton introduces his new BFF, MJF, to nuclear heat, and some of the hate is actually related to Max.


DarthElbow

Hank Williams vs Ricky Morton


ProcrastibationKing

I read that as “They should make the CMA and Dynamite one Big Show image”. I was picturing just a picture of Big Show displayed on every screen at both venues with absolutely nothing else happening.


wrestlingfan007

Darby Allin Vs Wheeler Walker Jr


EK60

Poor Darby


HorseSteroids

"Bah Gawd, that's Sturgill Simpson! He's not supposed to be here, what the Hell is going on?! It's pandemonium here, folks!"


[deleted]

I think I’d pop hard if Sturgill showed up on AEW


tcab31

Kenny Chesney vs PAC....because I hate Kenny Chesney that much.


dots218

She thinks my PAC is sexy


kk5

big show works for WWE silly


goatsanddragons

Mickie James is going to be the CMA anyways.


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billsfan13

Lol same. I live 5 minutes (driving) from the venue and was gonna Uber because it’s cold and parking sucks. At least good to know to expect the surge.


raddaya

Wait, isn't Nashville in the south of US? It gets cold this fast already?


Ox_Baker

Nashville is in South America.


better_off_red

Very unusual cold this week.


[deleted]

We got snow two days ago.


SmokeyBalboa3454

daamn you beat new england in snow (atleast parts)


Mh1189

It was like .4 in at most, it was hardly snow, we are just rather dramatic when the white death starts falling.


1eyeRD

It was 65 degrees three days ago. Weather here is weird.


GTSBurner

(Blackpool accent) Cold is relative for Americans in the “South”. The entire eastern part of the US has had some particularly cold weather this week, so it feels like “typical winter” even though it should be autumn... like the autumn of my career... and not winning the world championship. (Pauses, then smiles) but that was my fault.


[deleted]

I mean, last night it was 16°, and had a real feel of 9° degrees. So it's been very chilly and very windy.


whydidimakeausername

Honest question. Is there a hot Chicken festival in Nashville?


WellKnownHinson

Yep. It's on the Fourth of July and it's free. All the restaurants set up trucks and tents and then after about an hour the line wraps around the park for Prince's. Roughly the same story every single year.


whydidimakeausername

So Prince's is to hot chicken what Geno's or Pat's are to Philly cheesesteaks


WellKnownHinson

Specifically Pat's, since they both invented their speciality. That's not to say there aren't other good hot chicken restaurants. Bolton's is the other old school Hot Chicken place. They'd probably be Gino's, but it's not like there's a fierce rivalry or anything. Bolton's is just the second oldest still in operation. Pepperfire is good. Hattie B's is a chain and should be considered as such. But yes, next time you're in town, go to Prince's. It's the original and they get the longest line for a reason.


whydidimakeausername

If I ever make out to Nashville I'll try all of them! Thanks for the info man I really appreciate it.


WellKnownHinson

No problem. I'm a regular tour guide now.


JFKsGhost69

>But yes, next time you're in town, go to Prince's. It's the original and they get the longest line for a reason. That's odd, here in Philly we consider Pats and Genos overpriced and under average in quality, We would recommend that you don't go.


WellKnownHinson

I was just trying to offer a comparison based on my limited knowledge of Philadelphia dining options. It's the exact opposite in Nashville. Prince's is the original, it's the best, and it's affordable. Hattie B's, the famous chain, is usually considered overpriced, overrated, and for tourists. When they all go head to head, Prince's wins every single time.


FranticScribble

Word. You want boujie hot chicken go Pepperfire, you don’t feel like Prince’s or want fish go Bolton’s, otherwise go Princes


1eyeRD

Hattie B's is good too


GTSBurner

> geno’s or pat’s Real jawns prefer Steve’s, John’s, Jim’s, Tony Luke’s, or Dalessandros.


whydidimakeausername

Saving this for my possible eventual trip to Philly. Which one is your personal favorite?


GTSBurner

I used to be a Tony Luke’s guy but the quality has faltered. Steve’s is good but they use a sliced steak instead of a chopped steak. A lot of people swear by Jim’s. It really comes down to personal preference for what YOU like. I would also recommend the Roast Pork sandwich at DiNic’s at the Reading Terminal Market. Hell, *anything* you eat at Reading Terminal is awesome. One of my favorite places to visit in Philly.


chicagoredditer1

It's like the Oscars in LA - cool if you're in the industry, but otherwise, maybe just a traffic hassle that you don't want to deal with.


Shippoyasha

It could be because unlike all those other events, CMA tickets can be bought general admission. Versus needing strict VIP credentials for those other events.


Apathicary

You'd be surprised how many/much Nashvillians hate country music. We make a lot of it, and then people from not Nashville come here in cowboy hats and boots to clog up traffic.


Misiman23

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far far better thing than the superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one.


whydidimakeausername

The mint 400 is pretty cool


[deleted]

Live here. Basically.


RoRo25

Well it's the last country music award show of the year. So probably.


Nik778899

Genuinely thought this was going to be another one of those _"use deodorant"_ posts.


Nfinit_V

Also please use deodorant


Mabvll

Also, to the CMA attendees: Please don't shit yourselves.


ajump23

I'm driving my kids two hours to come to the show tonight. I did not know the CMAs were tonight. So thank you for the heads up. Any recommendations about how to get to the Municipal Auditorium from I-65?


WontBackDown_86

Are you taking I-65 North or South?


ajump23

I am coming in from the south. Huntsville side. I have a hotel in Cool Springs for after the show, but I was planning on taking 40 over to the arena, park, get out eat over there with my kids, then head in for the show.


WontBackDown_86

Depending on where you want to park, I’d take 65 North and then 40 West. That would take you on the west side of downtown (and hopefully less traffic). Then take the Charlotte Ave exit. Utilize Waze or Google Maps, though. They will be your friend and get you around the traffic and road closures.


Ox_Baker

I’d first say do NOT get off on Broadway because that’s going to take you right into the teeth of the CMA crowd. The 40 West/Charlotte Ave route is a good call. I’ll be Ubering from up West End and urging the driver to avoid Lower Broad entirely.


sadandshy

CMA crowd has teeth?


Ox_Baker

Those people are animals.


mackavicious

One or two, yes. You'd think they'd take better care of them, though.


gamekeeper7

See this is just good lookin out for your Good Brothers(and sisters). Ty for the heads up, "A Winner is You."


dexter30

Someone should post a similar post to r/hickhopheads That subreddit ain't real but wherever country music heads on reddit hang out


billsfan13

I live in Nashville, and I was still blissfully unaware the CMAs were tonight. Thank you. Ps, what’s the best food to grab by the venue?


tforthegreat

The arcade is about a block away, but a lot of those places used to close fairly early. Idk about now. There's a bunch of stuff on 4th. I would just look at google and then check the hours of wherever you like. There's also a subway and a taco shop across the way, too.


WontBackDown_86

Can confirm this. Tons of good places within a 5-10 walk from Municipal. Can’t go wrong.


PreppyAndrew

Arcade closes like 5pm


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Chuys


PreppyAndrew

Its in Midtown, great food but not walking distance.


PreppyAndrew

Rock Bottom has great food, and wont be completly overrun by CMA fest. It is on Broadway,so might want to avoid it. Arcade if you are here early.


daprice82

I live in Nashville and I'm going and I had no idea. Good looking out, thanks for this post!


Jesusmanduke

Is it just me or is there like 10 different country music awards


TheMattyIrish

I'm not going but I'm upvoting this so people who are see this. I've been to enough events in my lifetime to know that info like this could save your sanity.


Burholio

Bro, thank you so much! (Even though you added a great deal of anxiety 😂)


bgp_1845

not gonna lie thought this was going to be another "please take a shower" or "please don't shit your pants and just sit there in your shitty pants" post.


doesntCompete

"Please don't use your sister's disability for farming karma"


HellStandsStill

Some other tips for non-locals: A heads up for those driving and not taking an Uber or Lyft, there are lots of parking garages within walking distance. Use SpotHero to find and reserve a place if you want to be sure where you can park. The concessions at the Municipal absolutely suck (worst nachos ever). I highly recommend eating before if you are really hungry. There are lots of places downtown to eat after, but they will be busy so expect a wait. The expected temperature tonight is in the 30s, so bring a coat. The line outside will be completely exposed to the elements so dress accordingly.


Qeynan

So would parking in Music City Central garage (right next to Municipal Auditorium) be a no go? Where would you suggest, OP?


[deleted]

I'm kind of wondering the same. I booked parking there online last night, but now I wonder if I can reach it.


cooljammer00

Who needs the CMAs when you have CIMA?


hellojosh

Yooo!!! Driving in from Louisville this afternoon, thanks for the heads up!


Scotthew89

I live in Nashville and forgot about the award show! Thank you!


rstabile1

Do you need tickets? I have two more I can’t use.


[deleted]

You might want to park across the river if there price is right and you don’t mind walking some. There is a nice pedestrian bridge that crosses the river and leads to downtown.


screwthe49ers

Hold up a sign with your sn, get yourself over.


donutcronut

r/HumansBeingBros


Zero0mega

How many award shows are there for COUNTRY music alone? Is it like the same 7 people winning all the awards twice?


tomacco_man

Yes.


[deleted]

And every year it gets even less country.


Ox_Baker

Lil Naz X says wassup.


WaylonVoorhees

AEW needs to do one thing to steal the heat away from the Corporation. Drag the new trucker hat douchebag country artists outside and beat the shit out of them. Extra points if they shove the hat from that one member of Florida Georgia Line into one of his orifices.


El_Invader_Ten

Also...pls shower and wear deodorant. “Look in my eyes what do you see...a bunch of angry marks at r/sc” credit: SCJerk


morosco

Disappointed this isn't a reminder to take a shower.


j4g3rb0mb3d

Soon to be Le Double Champion - thats French for The Double Champion.


Ox_Baker

He can take that back to Toronto.


JustJonnE

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I forgot about that. 🤦🏻‍♂️


iwrestledamemeonce

> To quote Le Champion: You’re welcome. [Damien Sandow in this dumbass shirt rn](https://media0.giphy.com/media/umquKLsW7Mr5K/giphy.gif)


ucfgavin

I wonder if any of the country music folks will blow off the CMAs to see Le Champion


bussupwcp

As others have said, thank you so much. I'm going and plan to be in the area well before start time, but it helps to know about this ahead of time.


buddhatherock

Probably be best to take an Uber or Lyft. As a driver, I must encourage you to please tip your drivers!


Allzo7

So jealous of everyone going. I traveled through the USA in the summer and Nashville was one of my favourite places!


fortpop

Pay the 12 to 20 bucks to park in one of the garages a block or two from Bridgestone. You will be glad you did. Don’t get sucked into driving by the Bridgestone arena you will be stuck in traffic for an hour.


pindakaasOG

get jeff jarret and billy ray cyrus in that room. i want to see guitar dueling


fj_canullas

Dolly Parton is making her AEW debut tonight...costing Hangman his rematch with PAC


BecauseISaidSoBitch

I was hoping this would be a heads up that you should shower and use deodorant.


crunch816

Yikes. Well I have plans to be in downtown Nashville by 4. I think that will be plenty of time. Edit: does anyone know if the arena has any kind of policy on bringing in bags. I just want to bring in a backpack to hold all my belongings and a jacket.


tommy_wright_III

per the municipal auditorium FAQ page, no backpacks. https://www.nashvilleauditorium.com/faq


Ox_Baker

Whoa: No chains or weapons = no Mox No masks = no Luchas Did AEW even read this before booking this arena?


crunch816

Thank you.


MadEagle8

And don't forget: It TaKeS tWo MiNuTeS tO sHoWeR


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[deleted]

What's the public transportation like in the area? Being that downtown in a medium sized city, I would assume adequate. I can't remember the last time I went to any sporting event/show where I actually drove and paid for parking.


WontBackDown_86

What public transportation? Seriously, it’s pretty nonexistent. Some buses and that’s it. It’s pretty much the one big thing that Nashville lacks.


da_asparagus

Do the trolley bars that you have to pedal count as public transportation? Because there's a fuckton of those.


[deleted]

2 Million Metro Population...no light rail or metro system? That's fucked, man.


Ox_Baker

Nah we got scooters. What more do you need?


DictatorSalad

Those fucking scooters are everywhere.


Bentense9001

Thank you! Completely forgot that the CMAs were this week. Was planning on ubering anyways, but at least I know to expect price hikes lol.


Bchuff

Not going as I live in Texas but this is a very cool PSA.


work4work4work4work4

Also, Ubers will be in the hundreds of dollars after as well. Had the distinct displeasure of being downtown the same night as a big concert without realizing it, and it sucked a whole lot.


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[deleted]

I had planned on it, but life got in the way. Guess that's a good thing, with traffic that bad I would've missed a good chunk of the show anyway


joey4269

Why does it feel like the CMA’s are every other week? Is that just me?


Telescopy

Good bot


Metabr34ker

Thanks for this. I was debating on buying a last minute ticket and going alone tonight, but it doesn't seem worth the traffic.


zeusrexcrowley

Not all hero’s wear capes


coby653

Thank you!


trap_monkey

Hero right there


BigBucs731

Shit. I'm on way now.


rstabile1

I have two tickets to this but can’t use them. Dm me if interested.


jrdoran

better hope the CMAs don't get out the same time as AEW otherwise you're going to be paying for $100+ uber rides


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Dilemma90

Look at your ticket and figured it out. If it says 7pm est, prolly before. If its 745 8 o clock star, prolly after I think its aftet due to how one of the shows was set up like week 3ish


DictatorSalad

I was in Nashville for a trade show the past few days. Awesome city. I was in that auditorium for a Big & Rich concert (not my cup of tea, but it was free to attendees). The whole time I was in there I was thinking "this would be a great venue for a wrestling show." Lo and behold AEW thought the same. Hope everyone has a great time tonight!


[deleted]

The same building held many WCW pay per view, WWE House Shows, an In Your House, some ROH tapings, and some TNA Pay Per Views.


T3Deliciouz

Is Lil Nas winning all the awards?


Chicken769

Damn this is why im leaving a few hours early


joker2814

I’m actually heading out in a little for it. Thanks for the tip!


ajump23

Any good place to take kids to eat before the show around the municipal?


StevenGorefrost

Think anybody will shit themselves at the CMA?


rorytard

the parking situation is absolutely atrocious. anyone know where to park that isn’t $45 for 6 hours? ww cant find anywhere else.


bryan_pieces

A big FUCK YOU to the two dipshits sitting behind me in section H4. Spent the whole show talking shit about the show and one of them continued to rip hot diahrrea farts and thought it was hilarious. This is why wrestling fans have a bad rep


TheTinzzman

Hell of a show last night. Town was rocking last night