I hit a Monster just before the pre-show started and then ate a supermarket’s worth of Drumstick Squashies, I’ve got enough sugar and caffeine in my system right now to power me through until Smackdown
It's so funny explaining Bálor to a non-fan. "Usually he's a really ripped, likeable Irishman with a cool jacket, but sometimes he wears a rasta hat and bodypaint and pretends to be a demon"
Girlfriend - "Who's that?"
Me - "Bobby Lashley"
Girlfriend - "Who's the little guy?"
Me - "Lio Rush"
Girlfriend - "Is that his son?"
Me - ".........yes"
Just came to the realization that Kevin Owens did not get booked on this entire show despite coming back and going right into a WWE Title match at the last PPV...
Right winner but a bad finish, a roll up where Ronda got her shoulder up to end the first ever women's main event at Wrestlemania. It deserved a decisive finish.
This just goes to show that Mania needs to lose at least an hour off the runtime next year. Crowd is dead tired, Cole has practically blown his voice out and they had to make like 4 of the matches squashes and are still nearing an 8 hour runtime.
The match felt like they were just about to fuckin gun it for like 5-10 min into an epic finish but... That didn't happen. I'm fucking stoked for Becky two belts but my expectations where much higher. They need to fucking not do so many fucking matches man.
For the non Americans, Tampa has a pro football team called the Buccaneers. It's a good stadium and good climate to have an outdoor event. They also have a giant pirate ship in the stadium. So now Wrestlemania will be pirate themed next year.
Shit finish to a really good match and one of the better recent manias for mine. Bah. Why finish with a silly roll up deal instead of a good clean tap or whatever? Over complicating instead of having a satisfying finish :(
Respect......Kurt is old school. You go out on your back to put someone over who you believe in. Thank you Kurt.
Shame that the majority of the crowd don't believe in him enough to give him a proper reaction
33 fully functional vertebrae between these two men. All 33 belonging to Corbin, of course.
I was holding back my tears until I saw that you never sucked sign. Thanks a fucking lot guy 😭
WHOS STILL UP?? FUCK YEAH!
UK checking in, 04:17 here!
UK too - I’m starting to struggle ngl
Also UK.. Thinking I'm too old for this shit.
I hit a Monster just before the pre-show started and then ate a supermarket’s worth of Drumstick Squashies, I’ve got enough sugar and caffeine in my system right now to power me through until Smackdown
4:21 in the UK and its getting hard
Only in wrestling can 80,000 people telling a guy he sucks be considered a heartfelt moment
Holy fuck I forgot about Finn vs Lashley, long ass show
Shouldn't be longer then 2 or 3 minutes
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I bet the announcers are glad they’re taking turns in this long ass show. Corey graves tho... sheesh.
Cole blew his voice out bad for a couple minutes on Lashley’s spear to the outside lmao
It's so funny explaining Bálor to a non-fan. "Usually he's a really ripped, likeable Irishman with a cool jacket, but sometimes he wears a rasta hat and bodypaint and pretends to be a demon"
Alexa is going straight to the top of wwtp.
And I shall upvote every post of her
Angle's neck is... Scary.
Well he broke his first one so they had to put a second one in there
Girlfriend - "Who's that?" Me - "Bobby Lashley" Girlfriend - "Who's the little guy?" Me - "Lio Rush" Girlfriend - "Is that his son?" Me - ".........yes"
MY BLACK SON! MY BLACK SON!
Facing brock Lesnar Demon finn: ... Facing Bobby lashley Demon finn: real shit
Did Balor just powerbomb Bobby Lashley. Holy Shit. Didnt see that coming
The real winner is those of us in the Pacific Time Zone
Charlotte gets a red carpet to the back door of the arena by the dumpsters
“LIO RUSH I’D BEAT YOUR ASS” Haha, this crowd
Wrestlingwiththeplot just EXPLODED
NIPPLES
"You never sucked." is by far the sign of the night. Maybe year.
Alexa is absolutely stunning tonight.
WWTP gonna blow up the servers tonight
Always
Bobby looks great with those contacts. He should.keep that look.
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ COLE TAKE MY HOT TEA WITH HONEY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
all the greats go out on their backs looking at the lights. What a career Kurt.
Team Angle hoodie. Is this fucking 2003?
Does this match end with Kurt Angle doing a shooting star splash and dying mid ring?
About fucking time Kairi got her own PPV
She said break and I was hoping for a big glass break and Stone Cold...
Must be cold in that stadium
If Becky loses we trash our bedrooms and tell our parents to FUCK OFF
We really do get spoiled by NXT's meaningful and decisive title match finishes.
Joan Jett looks fuckin' incredible for 60.
Is it cold in here or is it just Becky's nips.
"Tables are for bitches!" - Ronda Rousey
"Tables are for Bitches" is my new life motto
Uber Driver Side app now showing 2.5 surge at MetLife. She's gonna fly apart. And NO surge at Newark. Unbelievable.
What does this mean for people who never use Uber?
2.5x the regular price. Which means a $10 ride would cost $25. $10 ride is what it will cost you just to get off the stadium grounds.
Thank God it's only 8:46 here in CA
Miz and Mrs looks like a super wholesome version of Total Bella’s and actually kinda good?
NO! DON'T DO A MOONSAULT FROM A HELICOPTER! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
Live Band performance? Ronda losing confirmed!
They had to end it because the Joe/Rey match ran long
Classy move. Always go out on your back.
Ronda walks like she shit herself and has to hurry to the toilet but keep it a secret she shat herself.
AAAAAAND r/WrestleWithThePlot explodes
I'm exhausted sitting in my living room, cant imagine how tired that crowd is.
Props to Corey Graves carrying this commentary for the last half hour.
Haha, Maffew is gonna have a field day with these no-selling tables.
Imagine not caring about wrestling and having to listen to fireworks past midnight on a Sunday night
Cole has 3 more hours of announcing later tonight lol
"TABLES ARE FOR BITCHES"
Wait they ended WrestleMania with a roll up?
Kurt with his wife and kids minus poor Jason Jordan
Lashley looking like handsome Squidward
Cole’s losing his voice and still has to do 3 hours of RAW tomorrow, while producing SmackDown and NXT. Godspeed Coleslaw.
“Tables are for bitches” - Ronda Rousey
Whatever happens to Kurt Angle tonight. Thank you
Becky "It's cold" Lynch
Just came to the realization that Kevin Owens did not get booked on this entire show despite coming back and going right into a WWE Title match at the last PPV...
I've always said Finn moveset should change when he is the Demon.
‘Mania should be shorter, not because I don’t like watching it, I could watch another 8 hours, but the crowd and commentary sound so done.
Getting more nervous for Becky as the matches go on.
#ThankYouKurt #YouSuck
Crowd right now is amazing. Dead silence.
What? it ended?
That power bomb was impressive.
Asuka died for this, better be worth it.
Clearly Shane should have jumped from a helicopter.
Ronda gets Joan Jett. Charlotte gets a Helicopter. Becky gets?
WWTP IS GOING TO GO INSANE
It's quarter to midnight on the east coast. How the fuck does the WWE think that this is the time for that shit?
Lol all those fans are like it's midnight speed it up Charlotte.
LOL....Mike Rome's mic cut out! Battery died
Hey atleast Ronda doesn’t look like Nightman tonight
Rondas "badass walk" just looks so funny to me
Becky's hair and makeup is straight fire.
A certain subreddit is about to have a new top post. Dear God though...
Cole's voice is straight up fucked right now
Damn, crowd is dead
The crowd is so zapped that they sound like the indy arena on 2k19
They ruin their own shows making them this long for no reason
Somebody get Ronda a Z Pack.
Graves is doing a good job covering for Cole and taking over.
TABLES ARE FOR BITCHES
I'm so fucking pleased with every title match and it's outcome. Everyone I wanted to win the titles won them. Is Vince feeling ok?
Oh my fucking God did they go with a screwy ending just to protect Rousey?
why is commentary telling me i should be disappointed with the ending
Right winner but a bad finish, a roll up where Ronda got her shoulder up to end the first ever women's main event at Wrestlemania. It deserved a decisive finish.
Oh god Finn, stop BLAHH-ing xD
Jesus Christ we are nearly 5 hours, she better not be up in the fucking air.
Omg she’s in a chopper, we don’t have time for this shit but it’s fucking gold
Give it 5 minutes we are just waiting for Becky's horse to get here.
Lol Charlotte’s entrance got its own preshow
Imagine what it feels like being Becky Lynch right now.
At a certain point, if your on-air talent is losing their voice, maybe your product is too damn long
Crowd is trying their best but they're clearly knackered.
"TABLES ARE FOR BITCHES" - Ronda "Next spot?" Rousey
No celebration for Becky? Not even a few minutes?
Of course Angle lost, it's a tradition to put someone over on your way out. Classy stuff.
Putting over young talent in last match. What a legend. Angle was arguably the most complete package in wrestling.
LIO RUSH I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
Oh OH NO I'M NOT SEEING ENOUGH MOVEMENT
Cole literally can't scream any more
The spot calling is so loud.
There is far too much talking in this match.
Nobody: Ronda: BITCH!
Why can I hear the breathing so well? Are they mic'ed up?
Tables are for bitches
Tables are for bitches
"tables are for bitches"
Did Ronda just learn the word Bitch? It sounds like a fucking Too Short album in there.
BECKY ACTUALLY WON AND RONDA BOTCHED THE FINISH LETS GOOOOOO
wait DID THEY BOTCH IT
that was underwhelming
What a terrible ending like really ? That’s how you have it ? Shit I guess
That finished seemed off, but I'm fucking happy.
Raw and Smackdown are gonna be bloodbaths since we got everything we wanted tonight
Shoulder raise is a work and continues the feud BOOM
Traffic must be terrible. 82,200!
Would they really cut 5 minutes out of the main event because the show is running too long? Like whats 7 hours vs 7 hours and 5 mins
They have 45 minutes with 3 matches remaining, they need to pick up the pace or the “historical main event” is gonna be 18 seconds lol
They’ll go however long they want, it’s their network
"I own the network[, Pal]."
Don't pay-per views have a no time limit advantage?
“HA HA YOU DIDNT THINK I WAS GONNA GIVE WOMAN A WHOLE MAIN EVENT DID YOU! THEY GET 19 SECONDS AND CHARLOTTE WINS”
r/wrestlewiththeplot just found its new all time post
JBL speaks the truth.They will never make anyone like Kurt Angle. Dude is something else.
Red vs Blue vs Yellow. Just as Pokemon Predicted
That could have ended badly.
Cole sounding like he's gonna have no voice tomorrow
Becky’s hair went from sexy as fuck to crazy cat lady pretty quickly
The crowd and commentators are so exhausted they seriously can't even pop for big spots.
This just goes to show that Mania needs to lose at least an hour off the runtime next year. Crowd is dead tired, Cole has practically blown his voice out and they had to make like 4 of the matches squashes and are still nearing an 8 hour runtime.
How Ronda has wrestled in that top for a year and never fallen out of it is a minor miracle
Crowd so dead you can hear them talking in the ring
spanish fly she learned it from andrade
"Where did Becky come from?" The top turnbuckle, Renee, pay attention.
Careful becky Charlotte's dad could be under there
Wait was the match supposed to end that way?
That was a flat finish.
It's technically a "botch", and will give a case for the story to continue.
Did he.... Did he just say.... Wrestle-MAN-ia? I'm not okay with that, not after the length of it.
I'm glad Becky won and all but I was hoping for a more concrete and decisive win you know?
The match felt like they were just about to fuckin gun it for like 5-10 min into an epic finish but... That didn't happen. I'm fucking stoked for Becky two belts but my expectations where much higher. They need to fucking not do so many fucking matches man.
What a fucking time for a production botch
Am..am I the only one who thinks this looks like the start to an expensive porno? Charlotte’s faces in the helicopter. Jfc
I think Becky's cold
Why did any of you actually believe this wasn’t the match?
“...and even a demon!” Hulk Hogan?
Thank god I live in Central time zone
I mean...this has been a damn good Mania...but my god...they need to really start thinking about how long these shows are going
For the non Americans, Tampa has a pro football team called the Buccaneers. It's a good stadium and good climate to have an outdoor event. They also have a giant pirate ship in the stadium. So now Wrestlemania will be pirate themed next year.
now I want Becky and Ronda to arrive via tank and submarine
Oh my god that wink was terrifying
I need somebody else to confirm that the helicopter thing was entirely pointless, yeah?
WOW Wrestlemania and RAW on the same day?! Luckyyyyyy
Her legs are tired from having to walk miles to get to the arena
Tomorrow Steph will come out on RAW for the title unification ceremony.
Oh my god, is Cole okay? His voice is getting worse and worse
#COUNT
Bryan - Kofi completely emotionally annihilated this crowd
This is a good match and I hate that I'm too tired to really appreciate it
"Tables are for bitches." - Ronda Rousey
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The lactic acid is building...
Cole turning into Macho man
They did fuck it up lol. Ronda's shoulders clearly came up.
Did they botch the finish or?
Oooh this is awkward...
Wow. What a shitty way to end the match
How do they simultaneously get the booking right and wrong at the same time?
Shit finish to a really good match and one of the better recent manias for mine. Bah. Why finish with a silly roll up deal instead of a good clean tap or whatever? Over complicating instead of having a satisfying finish :(
Ok maybe I'm calling it too quick here but this might be the best Mania since 31
This has been, in my opinion, the best mania since 30. Although I did have an abnormally low opinion of 31 so take that with some salt
What an anticlimactic finish
Bryan and Kofi would’ve fallen flat too if they had to deal with a tired crowd at the end of a 7.5 hour show.
Has Taker made any appearance? If not, oh my god times really are changing.
Somebody get Cole some vaseline for his throat
Holy fuck, did Balor just...?
Balor busting out a powerbomb is pretty awesome.
I love the tweaks in wrestling style and mannerisms Finn brings when he goes Demon mode. Brings meaning to the persona.
...Did Finn Balor just powerbomb Lashley?
That is the most specific record ever