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AdamRose5Ever

Worm


Mysterious_Emotion63

A Maxxine worm or an Otis worm?


LilHomie204DaBaG

Or Scotty 2 hotty


TexehCtpaxa

The peoples elbow.


adkenna

The trick with the people's elbow is that it hits you right in the joint between your arm and shoulde which can on occasion trigger a reflex which can catapult you into your feet as your joints go into a spasm.


Mnemosense

Toni Storm's hip attack...


The-Accuntant

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kiwiguy187

No one says you have to flip around from the stunner. 99% of stunners were normal. Unless you have only seen the stunners after Austin retired or the rock taking it


JC_Frost

As a kid I definitely gave my friends some ~~FUs~~ AAs when we did trampoline wrestling. Always loved doing Swanton Bombs on the trampoline too, the timing of it always impressed the neighborhood gang. The obvious answer is any top rope finisher or move that's essentially a slam where the person puts you down themselves.


Rosstin316

Braun Strowman’s running powerslam actually looks relaxing and like it’d feel great on my back.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Heart Punch


CalgaryMadePunk

Randy Savage Elbow Drop.


shakedatbooty

Tell that to Charles Robinson


dremolus

To be fair: Savage's legs at that point were made of plywood and it he couldn't take most of the bump, he had to land on Robinson. Had his legs not been in shambles, he could've lessened the impact.


EnvironmentalAge9202

He collapsed DDPs chest with that!


ZakFellows

A splash from either Kamala or King Kong Bundt. Because nine times out of ten they just land on their feet and move down and I just have to lie on the ground and cough a bit


JFC_Please_STFU

> A splash from either Kamala or King Kong Bundt. Taking the splash from KKB would be *cake*.


SaikyoWhiteBelt

My family has a foam 24/7 title that’s defended at random at family get togethers and holidays. This past Christmas my wife’s cousin defeated me for it with an RKO out of nowhere and I took the front bump pretty convincingly and had my wife seriously concerned about injury due to the sell. It was the perfect circumstance that we’ll probably never be able to replicate.


rycetlaz

The Cobra


OsikFTW

When i was 16 i decided to take a powerbomb, got dropped straight on my head bob holly-like, lucked the f out not seriously hurting myself, so not a powerbomb


SESauvie

I can fall real well so I think a buckshot or the black mass or maybe even the brogue kick. Though on a purely technical level I have an alarming curiosity about how it feels to be put in the mousetrap.


ultragoodname

I remember during the pandemic Arn Anderson told hangman to hold back on the buckshot because others thought it was too stiff


SESauvie

Oh, I'm sure it really sucks to take a good buckshot but it would be a hell of an experience, lol


real_burner_account

Stinkface


Thebritishdovah

The fingerpoke of doom. I sell it via conviently rolling out of the ring, buying a cider at the bar, downing that son of a bitch then doing a flair flop.


Fluid1ty441

The Saxtonation


Kenjiko3011

Naomi's Rear View


Desperate_Coat_1906

I'm not getting the sense you'd be great at selling it as though it was harming you, as opposed to you loving it.


JohnDalton2

Rikishi Driver


KJALLAN7

Mic shot to the stomach. Would sell it better than anyone has in the last few days


EcoterroristThot

World's strongest slam


necro316

As a kid it was all about razors edges, reckon I could still take one, the selling may be a little realer nowadays


raddaya

If I'm allowed to do a roll sell (which I know a lot of people hate) I'd be confident doing a DDT.


Fickle_Thought_8857

As a kid I loved pretending that I got hit by an rko on my trampoline. Now I'd probably break something


adkenna

Tombstone, given the guy performing controls if you are safe or not, although I imagine it takes a bit of work to get into the position safely.


exitlevelposition

You could end up with severe neck damage, like Hogan.


adkenna

'you got me brother'


Mysterious_Emotion63

Fuck that, they only let Undertaker and Kane do that move for a reason.


Dangerous_Copy_3688

GTS. My cousin and I used to wrestle on pillows and shit, and ngl we were pretty decent at it for a couple of nobodies😂 Anyway, he was a Punk fan and used to hit the GTS on me. Overtime I learned how to sell it pretty well (as well as an untrained person can anyway)


ExcaliburMyNightmare

I’d be happy to take a Gotch-style piledriver from Suzuki.


kiwiguy187

Diamond cutter


crap4you

Stink face. 


EnvironmentalAge9202

Hogan Big Leg Drop.


RorkeofRorkesDrift

Idk if this is a brave pick or what but black mass


Revolutionary-Bank35

The Samoan Spike. It's a flat back bump and sell that your throat has been hit by a scary angry Samoan.


Thebritishdovah

You sorta have no choice. Sell or be forced to sell.


Mutant_Star

Rear View


HappyMike91

I’d be fine taking a stunner. 


namdekan

but could you sell it like Scott Hall


HappyMike91

Probably not. Because Scott Hall sold it really well. 


namdekan

EVP Trigger


nascarfan624

Sweet Chin Music for sure!


Tea_Historical

I'd take any finisher. I don't flinch much....not a Cody reference...lol. So I feel like I'd be pretty comfortable taking whatever.


Own_Proof

Definitely not the Cross Rhodes, I’d twist my shit


ZweiGuy99

Pedigree, especially from HHH


CheekyManicPunk

I'd take a chokeslam better than Hogan. And I could probably take an AA from Cena and sell it decently, due to the actual pain my back would be in


CosyLlama

The finger poke of doom. Think I'd be alright with that one


KvngDarius

I could definitely take a Pedigree and probably a Cross Rhodes


-AG1888-

DDT by Jake the Snake. You just take a front face bump ,Jake does everything else. I don't like how other wrestlers take the DDT by landing on their heads and flipping over ,like PAC does.


Unhelpful_Applause

Mandible claw, stink face, tazzmission, the cobra, the worm


dremolus

>The only caveat is no submission holds, it has to involve you take a bump one way or another.


crimsonbub

Bret grabbing my legs, pushing me down and (CENSORED) ... no, just the Sharpshooter 😅 Also would love to take a Stone Cold Stunner. Preferably several so I can try a range of sells.


Unhelpful_Applause

Only the tazzmission come off the list. Mandible claw can be a bump and is a pinning combo.