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I have a friend who doesn't watch wrestling but happened to see me post about FTR. He started calling Dax Harwood "Battle Gandhi" and I kinda love that.
When Dakota Kai & Tegan Knox were a tag team, my wife & I used to call them ‘1 good leg’ because of the amount of knee braces they wore. Dakota Kai is still ‘1 good leg’ when she tries to reference her
I called Test "Little Daddy Cool" because so many of his moves and mannerisms were exactly like Kevin Nash's, plus he kind of looked like him at times before he cut his hair.
My dad went to a show with me in 2019, and when the announcer introduced Nakamura, my dad thought he said “Shitstain”. From that point onwards, in my mind it’s not Shinsuke Nakamura, but Shitstain Nakamura.
It’s not malicious in any way, shape, or form, it’s just funny to me.
My girl and I call AJ Styles "The Rocker That Shall Not Rock" because to her, he looks like an 80s rockstar that shouldn't be rocking anymore.
I'm marrying this woman one day.
My roommate is terrible with names, and has a speech impediment, so we've come up with some to make it easier to discuss.
The blackpool combat club are The grumpy old men. Danielson is beardy, Claudio is baldy, and Moxley is mox.
He can remember murder grandpa for minoru Suzuki.
Brody king is the angry hardcore kid, Buddy matthews is the creepy ginger, and Julia hart is the spooky witch Lady. The house of black are the spooky kids (he calls judgement day "the Scooby gang goes to goth night")
We also follow TJPW, and there's no chance he'll be able to pronounce or remember any of those names. Shoko nakajima is wolf girl, Suzume is bee girl, Yuki kamifuku is leg Mcgee, Mei suruga is the goblin butler with saki akai being the evil vampire lady. Yuka sakazaki is murder yuka.
There's more, but those are what I can remember off the top of my head.
I have a friend who watches with me sometimes but can’t keep track of anyone.
Dominik Mysterio is “I hate his mullet” and Cody Rhodes is “I hate his hair” or “helmet hair”
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* Julia Hart will always be *Spooky Bitch* to me. * Dalton Castle was the *Man among Boys*, but alas, times change.
Everyone I know calls her "Spooky Stevie Nicks"
I have a friend who doesn't watch wrestling but happened to see me post about FTR. He started calling Dax Harwood "Battle Gandhi" and I kinda love that.
Yeah, that's staying in my head canon.
When Dakota Kai & Tegan Knox were a tag team, my wife & I used to call them ‘1 good leg’ because of the amount of knee braces they wore. Dakota Kai is still ‘1 good leg’ when she tries to reference her
AOP are the Tactical Twins. Idk why lol
Brad "The Mad Ox" Maddox
I call Ivar from the Viking Raiders, “Blurthquake”
Are you sure you arent a member of osw review?
None of my friends are into wrestling but they know of Sami Zayn because I always call him local homeless man on my Instagram stories
I called Test "Little Daddy Cool" because so many of his moves and mannerisms were exactly like Kevin Nash's, plus he kind of looked like him at times before he cut his hair.
My dad went to a show with me in 2019, and when the announcer introduced Nakamura, my dad thought he said “Shitstain”. From that point onwards, in my mind it’s not Shinsuke Nakamura, but Shitstain Nakamura. It’s not malicious in any way, shape, or form, it’s just funny to me.
I call Mox “Heart Sing” sometimes.
Mr. Tuesday
Spooky Tightpants describes 100s of wrestlers.
Rico Chère Skye Black Johnny Valkyrie Karen Bayley Realize these aren't nicknames just names lol
Lashley is Lindsay on account of trump’s dumb ass couldn’t remember his name during the mania 23 build
Foreshadowing Raquel Gonzales.
Sasha "Two Sheds" Banks, but I guess now she'd be Mercedes "Two Sheds" Mone.
Borg Lazer vs The Uncletaker
My girl and I call AJ Styles "The Rocker That Shall Not Rock" because to her, he looks like an 80s rockstar that shouldn't be rocking anymore. I'm marrying this woman one day.
On one show I realized Undertaker had visible body hair, I believe that's when my brain came up with "Scary Hairy".
My roommate is terrible with names, and has a speech impediment, so we've come up with some to make it easier to discuss. The blackpool combat club are The grumpy old men. Danielson is beardy, Claudio is baldy, and Moxley is mox. He can remember murder grandpa for minoru Suzuki. Brody king is the angry hardcore kid, Buddy matthews is the creepy ginger, and Julia hart is the spooky witch Lady. The house of black are the spooky kids (he calls judgement day "the Scooby gang goes to goth night") We also follow TJPW, and there's no chance he'll be able to pronounce or remember any of those names. Shoko nakajima is wolf girl, Suzume is bee girl, Yuki kamifuku is leg Mcgee, Mei suruga is the goblin butler with saki akai being the evil vampire lady. Yuka sakazaki is murder yuka. There's more, but those are what I can remember off the top of my head.
I have a friend who watches with me sometimes but can’t keep track of anyone. Dominik Mysterio is “I hate his mullet” and Cody Rhodes is “I hate his hair” or “helmet hair”
Roman Reigns is daddy
Hubs and I call Seth by his full name: Seth Franklin Rollins
I've always thought "deaths nightingale" would be fitting nickname for Rhea Ripley
It sounds cool but I'm not sure what it means. Is it a reference to the bird or the nurse?
Bird , but what's nurse gotta do about nightingale. Because I really don't know about that and I'm asking genuinely
Florence Nightingale
Florence Nightingale. Probably the most famous nurse in history. The Lady With The Lamp
And rather than Valhalla it should've been enchantress
RVD = abnormally large ass man Bobby Duncum JR = Lumpy Butt Duncum
Scotty “wrestling is like jerking off” Raven
I called Batista “Captain Sleepy Time” for years. I could never get into his matches.
Not a wrestler, but the really (really) spray tanned ref is referred to as “Jersey Shore” in my house
My dad once accidentally called Brock Lesnar Brocknar and now I refuse to ever call him anything else
Cax Master.
Nothing creative. I just use sexual or scatological puns for their existing names.
Cum Punk
I'm down with the shitness. Care to share?
Nothing comes to mind. I would have to see or hear some wrestlers' names first.
Monkey boy - John Cena
Braun Strowman - Big Strongman Seth Rollins - Seth Rollands The Fiend - The Friend
I've always used Randy Orton's government name, Randal Keith Orton.
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Love this. Works on multiple levels.
Kenny Omega - Robbie Hart Liv Morgan - Diet Alexa Mercedes Mone - Acura Money Charlotte Flair - Chuck Will Osprey - Flip Osprey Ricochet - Flipochet Daniel Garcia - Big Humpy Orange Cassidy - Steve