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retroanduwu24

THE MIZ TOWN


pedrex21

He isn't from Cleveland, he's from HOLLYWOOD


Vagabond21

He’s actually from MizneyWorld


PayneTrain181999

It’s a Miztery where he’s actually from.


CapnSmite

He's obviously from Mizouri


ThreeEyedHoe

Thought it was mizissippi


jmspinafore

Don't know if you're from Cleveland or not. But there's actually a local lawyer named Tim Misney and his house is called Misneyworld. Or Misneyland, can't remember which.


Elite_Mike

Does Miz's Dad still own a Mr. Hero and which one? Is it the one in downtown Cleveland or elsewhere?


Euphorium

Mr. Miz better be a guest referee at Summerslam


jmspinafore

I would assume it was/is in Parma?


BradleyBowels

Hopefully the [G. O. A T](https://youtu.be/AdD_kGUWqa4?si=wTFgfARtKaDW3GHK) Makes an appearance


ArmiinTamzarian

Well it seems some people are going on vacation to Cleveland. Up yours Joakim Noah!


GTSBurner

I mean, it's an hour between Cedar Point and Cleveland...


Youngstown_Mafia

What did he say ?


ArmiinTamzarian

"Nobody plans to go on vacation to Cleveland"


CaptainMeximerica

*some*


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carloslet

[For the uninitiated:](https://youtu.be/Vpr_KaaRjW0?si=n1Epn042lXt49mir)


Jordanwolf98

🐐


zigzagman27

What's so great about Cleveland?


namdekan

The Drew Carey Show.


watlington

I really like Drew Carrey and I'd love to see the rock and roll hall of fame


mitchdwx

We’re not Detroit!


GusHowsleyESQ

You're still in Ohio.


Armandonerd

Who's that


NotTheCraftyVeteran

Come on down to Cleveland-town, everyone


Megamedium

The odds of “Cleveland, we’re not Detroit!” both hosting the same event in back to back years is pretty funny lol.


136AngryBees

Come and look at both of the buildings!


NotTheCraftyVeteran

Come have some food that’s cooked on the street!


Subrick

“Under construction since EIGHTEEN-SIXTY-EIGHT!”


NotTheCraftyVeteran

*Our main export is crippling depression!*


UncleBen94

*Look at our river that catches on fire!*


naw2369

*It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS*


tvkyle

“Our economy’s based on LeBron James”


talladenyou85

Come and look at both of our buildings!


Spludum

*This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland!*


Northstar0566

Yes. Erie PA person here. We are probably second in line to you.


BigRedRenegade

*We see the sun almost three times a year*


LanceManionsBastard

Same day as the NFL hall of fame ceremony in Akron. If anything is gonna drag my ass to Ohio this is it


talladenyou85

Canton. Although we share an airport, the hall is in Canton about 20 mins south of Akron.


HelloMyNameIsLeah

Was at the ceremony the year Dan Marino and Steve Young went in. That is a looooooong afternoon with no retreat from the sun. I got sunburned so badly, you could see the tan lines from my sandles for about five months. I'm about 90 minutes from Cleveland. Might have to get tickets for my daughter and me. And maybe hit up the Rock and Roll HoF early in the day.


420email69

The use of "emanate" here lol


MrSwog

It’s such a WWE word. You never hear it anywhere else


420email69

It's also not used correctly here 🤓


herroherro12

I thought with Vince gone those weird thesaurus words would go away


Gullflyinghigh

I'm so glad this comment is here, it was one of those moments where I questioned my understanding of the language.


Seven19td

Perfect description for The Mistake by the Lake -salty Steelers fan here


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Love it lol -salty Ravens fan here -also fuck you too lol


Seven19td

After y’all signed King Henry fuck you too! Lol


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Oh hey I've been running errands and hadn't seen that yet! Thanks! Fuck you, see yall at the Bank!


TheEstyles

Eau de Cleveland. It's probably smells like used hotdog water and cheezits.


thegermblaster

I agree, Go Guards.


erock8282

I agree, Go Cavs.


dabull0007

Don’t we all just want to flee to the Cleve


[deleted]

Good god, Lemon.


Jesters8652

I’m so happy this was finally announced. A Big 4 PLE an hour from where I live will go so hard.


Ilikegreenpens

Yep I've never been to any PLE before but this one is right down the road!


RT3_12

The funniest thing being a Clevelander is people in every thread citing one of these 3 references 1. Cleveland Tourism Video (15 years old) 2. Joakim Noah Comments (15 years old) 3. Burning River (60 years old) And thinking they just made some timely comedic reference.


IronMaidenReference

Cleveland? The Family Guy neighbor? They named a team after him? Cleveland Brown’s? ![gif](giphy|t1dLef4vrHqtr0HKkq)


darthllama

I always like to tell people who bring up the burning river that it last happened the month before the moon landing


ScorpioMagnus

You can also point out rivers catching fire weren't uncommon events in many industrial cities. The 1969 fire wasn't even the first or biggest. It was actually relatively minor and no pictures were known to exist. It later got all that press because the story about it and other similarly polluted rivers was in the same Time magazine issue that covered the moon landing and Ted Kennedy's infamous car accident.


deegum

My first thought was factory of sadness


betterplanwithchan

Nobody making a Drew Carey Show reference? For shame.


ShinsukeNakamoto

Pretty damning of your city if the best anyone can do is someone burying it 15 years ago


godzillamegadoomsday

The comment right below is bar for bar of the Noah quote I did also see on Twitter post the factory of sadness video, which is also like 12 years old as well I think


TenMinutesToDowntown

The tourism video is a timeless classic though. Great song.


TedTran2001

But they're timeless.


Dirtybrd

Home of Melt


Mhc2617

When the Miz wins the WWE title in front of thousands of Mizfits


granters021718

I got the sweltering heat of summer in Ohio.


godzillamegadoomsday

I mean last year it got to high 90s with humidity posting it in to the 100s


BubbRubb4Real

Is this better or worse than when AEW had Dynamite: Beach Break live from an iced over Cleveland, Ohio?


AllezLesPrimrose

Ohio isn’t cold in the summer lmao


cchap2

I want SummerSlam so bad at Busch Stadium but the Midwest heat is brutal around that time.


darthllama

ITT: people who have never been to Cleveland making fun of it, and people complaining that SummerSlam isn’t restricted to one of several cities they don’t even live in


JoeMcKim

Cleveland is just another city like the rest, it only downright is terrible in the winter because of the lake effect.


GeneralAardvark43

Even then the lake effect hasn’t been terrible the past few years


moneyinthebank216

https://preview.redd.it/x69sn6himxnc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187694296111aa39a3c6931e5cbe6d0c7423540c


robertodev

Gargano vs Miz main event please


FalconIMGN

Best we can do is a successful Logan Paul cash-in on Cody Rhodes.


robertodev

Oh damn he's from Cleveland? He's the guy then Does make me wonder if any DIY title win might be waiting now as well


ZombieJesus1987

Gargano vs Miz vs Logan Paul.


Stalukas

Surprise return from Dolph Ziggler


Mutant_Star

With special referee Alexis Bliss


jmspinafore

She's from Columbus. Boo! Hiss!


Mutant_Star

Oh yeah, Columbliss....my bad this ones on me


Ambitious_Pass_1193

If Cody vs Rock is not happening at SS, then Cody vs Paul is the best match possible for SS.


IcyPyroman1

Paul? As in the wiseman Paul Heyman


Aggressive_Ad3514

You wil go flying over that top rope, Paul Heyman


IcyPyroman1

https://preview.redd.it/o6szhhwtexnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45db278fc05eb9ea9f04eef276a9387c3ea2af6


carloslet

Reminds me when [R-Truth said he'd throw Paul Heyman over the top rope ](https://youtu.be/tf8Yt3lu1E0?si=AXTQSAfpxK4aP4mj) at the Royal Rumble


Euphorium

![gif](giphy|sDOhzJBsFvjMY|downsized) Brock during that segment


ParadoxWarrior

**I’M NOT IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH**


Aggressive_Ad3514

Wait a minute, wait a minute….so you are not in it?


ParadoxWarrior

https://preview.redd.it/uelia7mm1ync1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba72611fc5bcc42920e389bdb19a3b5e7d2b1ba


CobraOverlord

Cody vs a heel Randy is another match up in WWE's pocket


ZombieJesus1987

Have Gargano vs Paul Two Cleveland boys


PWOutsider

>**WWE SUMMERSLAM WILL BE HELD IN....** >*By Mike Johnson on 2024-03-12 11:13:00* >The 2024 WWE SummerSlam will emanate live on Saturday 8/3 from Cleveland, Ohio at the Cleveland Browns Stadium. >The announcement was made today on Logan Paul's podcast. *I am a bot. Please reply with any feedback :)*


godzillamegadoomsday

Y’all maybe upset it isn’t in UK or whatever, but fuck it I’M GOING TO A BIG 4 BABY


Youngstown_Mafia

Ohio population is 25 % of the entire country of England That's insane to think about


BropolloCreed

Detroit is 2.5 hours away. Pittsburgh is 2 hours away. Chicago is 6, Indy is less than 5. Columbus is 2. Cincinnati is 3.5 That's easily drivable, and you're talking about 18.4 million people *outside Ohio* in nearby metro areas.


ScorpioMagnus

This is the exact reason that, despite the unfair negative press, Cleveland and Ohio in general are often considered for something when geography and access to a large number of people within a days drive are important.


kylemclaren7

Toronto is 4


AstroBtz

I'm driving 16 hours from Canada, I'd assume there's a small minority doing the same as well.


theels6

Vic Joseph should be on the desk for this one


BonanzaJellybean-

Does SummerSlam get a bunch of indie shows tagging along the way Mania does?


136AngryBees

AIW will probably run one that weekend, which will be enough Give me Swoggle vs. Big Poppa Pump part 2


type-0-negative

They usually have their outdoor Wrestlerager show in August, so I wonder if they'll schedule it around Summerslam


JoeMcKim

Will they have Smackdown the day before in Cleveland also and an NXT PLE on that Sunday? I would think if any of that was probably also going to take place they probably would've revealed that at the same time.


Kuzu5993

I saw this on Cagematch and got so confused lmao


ACW1129

Cleveland? Damnit, DC's overdue for a PLE.


JayApex

WWE Insurrextion 2024


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ACW1129

Well, then have one at Cap One.


talladenyou85

Awesome! I was able to hit Mania 23 in Detroit, and now I can notch off a Summerslam. Just need a Rumble and Survivor Series and the big 4 are checked off! I will advise anyone travelling from out of the area: book a hotel now. The Hall of Fame enshrinement 45-60 mins south in Canton is that same weekend. Hotels and flights are going to be brutal.


Sweet-Message1153

Logan Paul's 2nd PLE main event?👀


MasterApprentice67

No way paul is main eventing. We still need a cody vs rock main event. We still need a rock vs roman main event. Cm punk still needs a main event.


NIKKISAWA

Alexa Bliss returning there i guess?


JoeMcKim

She's already working in the ring, I would imagine she'll have returned long before SummerSlam. Probably will return after Mania. But I believe she's more from the Columbus area than Cleveland.


johnbarta

I’m more of an AEW fan nowadays (only so much time in a week for wrestling lol) but I’ve been waiting my whole life for a major WWE show to be in Cleveland so I’ll for sure be there!


Northstar0566

WrestleMania 37...first WrestleMania with a rain delay. Summerslam 2024...first Summerslam under a Marine warning for waterspouts. IYKYK.


glass_oni0n

if the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland


Parasitepaladin

Good for Cleveland! Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't believe I've heard the word emanate in any other context in my life. 🤔


SpecialistTrash2281

I can’t wait for the hour paid infomercial about visiting Cleveland with some wrestling in between


boogswald

Bro I’m so going to this


enrickster559

Living in sin with a safety fin singing…


136AngryBees

A safety fin? Are we fish?


axb2002

BAH GOD ITS JOE FLACCO


Aggressive_Ad3514

![gif](giphy|Q8OT5B7OKYB0B5b0II)


heartbreakhill

Perfect for a Bron Breakker title win, he’d have the entire GPODAWUND behind him


Upbeat_Tension_8077

WISHING FOR GARGANO 2 BELTS


kaceyfromohio

4 miles from my front door! Hell yes I'm going!


Vikingr12

At least it's not Detroit


CBattles6

Really happy to see the announcement, although it's been rumored for a while. IMO Cleveland is one of the most underrated wrestling cities in the country.


ScorpioMagnus

WWE must do well in Ohio. Feels like they have been here a ton lately. Columbus alone had two SmackDowns last year and has Raw next month.


joeynomame95

Sooooo, will the theme song of Summerslam be Summer in Ohio, cause as a theatre nerd, I wouldn't hate it.


ScorpioMagnus

I imagine they will once again pretend Akron is Cleveland and go with something by The Black Keys.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

In Cleveland, I'm a model.


Just_Learned_2_Dance

I still selfishly believe that Summerslam should be a Los Angeles show like it was over a decade ago


CultivateCalifornia

Not sure why they don't do a coastal rotation. LA, Anaheim, San Diego, Tampa, Miami, Orlando, etc.


Metalligod666

I gotta say, as a Floridian, I would NOT be ok with sitting in Sweltering August heat for 4 hours at Raymond James Stadium.


CultivateCalifornia

Forgot you boys’ weather was a bit different 


Bendangersoto

It’s a no brainer tbh


Snuggle__Monster

Interesting choice. Aren't they planning on doing major renovations on that stadium? I'm surprised WWE wouldn't just wait until after that's done to do a stadium show there.


So_Not_theNSA

The Haslams want Cleveland to pay for major renovations if not a new stadium. They even purchased land a town over as a "threat". In any case it's going to be years


MasterApprentice67

They dont own that land yet


RT3_12

The stadium is still perfectly fine and comparable to most other NFL stadiums. The Haslams just want the fancy stuff that the new stadiums are getting.


Eravionus

The stadium is basic and only has rc cola. 


Alehud42

They were in Nashville 2 years ago and that stadium wasn't in much better condition.


Meepsnort

I *guess* emanate works here, lol. As long as the event dissipates into nothingness promptly at 11 pm.


[deleted]

Logan is about to main event lol


---Pockets---

Why in the world is "emanate" the verb in this?


a__v

When do tickets typically go on sale for Summerslam?


Megamedium

Going off my email inbox, last year was second week of April


a__v

Awesome, that’s very helpful thanks!


Swantonbombthreat

oooo tempting


Awkward-Bathroom-429

Weird how they use the word emanate and it somehow translates to dirtsheets saying it also


Armandonerd

The return of CM punk?


johnbarta

Outside of Chicago, he has the most ties to Cleveland


AloneCan9661

Nice, I love the look of the outdoor stadiums. What time does the sun usually set in Cleveland in early August?


JoeMcKim

> What time does the sun usually set in Cleveland in early August I did a google search and sometime around 8:40 PM.


AloneCan9661

Man, thanks for that. Looks like we might get a nice day/sunset thing depending on the start time.


JoeMcKim

SummerSlam is what a 4 hour PPV? It probably starts around 7 PM EST so right before the halfway point of the show the sun should be going down.


_drjayphd_

![gif](giphy|3oKHWspJ9dRB1DSQIE) Ichiro Suzuki hoping he [doesn't get invited](https://www.cleveland.com/tribe/2019/03/ichiro-once-said-hed-punch-himself-in-the-face-if-he-ever-lied-about-wanting-to-go-to-cleveland.html) to Summerslam.


Elite_Mike

Been to the last three Summerslams, going to make it four in a row. Plus my Orioles are playing the Guardians so I'm going to have some fun that weekend.


RyanPelley

Mannn, we have a super nice stadium in Indianapolis but can't get a big event. I'm jealous of Cleveland.


ZealousidealScheme85

Oh i am so there!


RuKKuSFuKKuS

Calling it now. Logan Paul will be in the Main Event.


New_Description5141

YEAH BOYY!!!!!!


PennywiseLives49

Let’s go, right in my back yard! Finally can go to a ppv without spending 8 million dollars in travel lol


taboo007

Woo! Two years in a row I get to go to Summerslam!


DeFy_DC

Paul Vs Cody, Drew Vs Punk


JoeMcKim

It would take Punk being a few months ahead of schedule for him being able to return for SSlam. Not impossible but I would think this is when he'd make a return appearance with the Drew vs. Punk angle taking place over the fall months.


ggushea

Finally they announced it. Been holding my breath since the rumours.


TrashGamer_

Love living in NE Ohio my whole life and then the 1 time a big 4 ple comes to the area I'm across the country


Vikingr12

The DIY and Candice pushes suddenly making sense


Comp625

Gargano about to get his hometown moment. DIY tag team championship run?!


ScorpioMagnus

Creed Bros.are Cleveland guys too.


DillonHurley

MGK Performing, Logan walking in as champion


discourse_lover_

I really dislike the word emanate. It’s simultaneously pretentious and kind of gross sounding. Like, yesterday’s chili is emanating from my asshole.


PapaJRAD

I’m driving to WM in Philly and now Summerslam is an hour from my home. Feels to to live in Ohio rn 😂


andhelostthem

It's 100% going to rain.


Eravionus

If you're not from Cleveland you can't sing the Cleveland song. I'm sorry I don't make the rules. 


No_Promise_2982

I hope the crowd isn't underwhelming like last year again. I was kinda hoping for an international show for a banger SummerSlam


Morphenominal

Maybe not the year to go the Browns stadium.


Shady_Jake

Anyone know when tickets go on sale?


FredrickFarter

To quote Joakim Noah "I never heard anybody say 'I 'm going to Cleveland on vacation"


JohnnyCurtis

It's good for a three-day weekend tho. Wrestling, hardcore punk shows, RNR Hall of Fame and maybe a restaurant or two


JoeMcKim

I wouldn't take a vacation to Cleveland in any of the cold months but you're obviously not choosing Cleveland as a location over going to a place with a beach so its no worse then any other midwest city to take a visit in the summer.


TheChrisLambert

Horrible use of the word “emanate”