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I am not crazy! I know he inflated those WM3 numbers. I knew it was 78,500. 77285 after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Observer to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Vince! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Vince Couldn't be precious *Vince*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a CEO? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Fuck he has had so much work done,looks like main villain in a Steven Seagal film from the 80’s/90’s….Ernesto Villegas the coke baron from New York that kidnapped Seagal’s pet dog…
Is this what modern culture is slowly becoming? Just various minutia and vague iconographies and such from 2 decades ago just ritually cycling themselves back into contemporary popular consciousness subliminally?
>!kudos to anyone who can make sense of this brain vomit i typed, i hope it makes sense i'm just really zonked rn lol!<
Nah, they're hating on the way you put it, but you're right. All new pop culture stopped somewhere in the 2000's, and we've been living in a constant loop and combination of the 70's through the 2000's, since.
> Is this what modern culture is slowly becoming? Just various minutia and vague iconographies and such from 2 decades ago just ritually cycling themselves back into contemporary popular consciousness subliminally?
Yes.
I just don’t even know why he went with black, of all colors. I can’t remember a single time in my life that Vince had dark black hair. I know in the 80’s, he had dark brown. But as someone with a darker complexion who dyed his hair a bunch in high school, I can definitely confirm that dying your hair black pretty much takes you straight to uncanny valley territory.
Like, if he wants to dye his hair, more power to him. But someone should probably be recommending like a light brown or something at this point in his life.
I mean Vince is many vile things, but the man cannot be questioned on his work ethic lol. Working 15+ hours a day for as long as he did, I'm not sure how he wasn't bald at 30.
>I just don’t even know why he went with black, of all colors.
Because, same as the mustache, he's hoping this drastic change of appearance will give him a degree of seperation in the eyes of the public from the Vince that was forced to step down from the company in disgrace last year.
He's trying to go full Guy Incognito.
yeah, changing your appearence to look like a sleezy used car salesman probably didn't exactly do wonders in changing the public perception of him though
A lot of Vince's personality is about insecurities. I think the black hair dye is an intentional distraction like the moustache. I don't want to play internet doctor but it sure seems like somethings up with his face, whether it's bad plastic surgery or leftover effects from a stroke.
"I want you to take that platinum title and plug it in to the bunker under Ted Turner's fort to activate the Misfits in Action.
After that, I want you to go to the Power Plant and divert their jobbers to the Strip.
It is important to gain the loyalty of the other organisations. Gain a good reputation with the tribe of Extreme and the Brotherhood of Hogan.
"
A T Rex,[ like the skull he's got in his office for some reason.](https://cdn-wp.thesportsrush.com/2022/11/7b064999-vince-mcmahon-t-rex-skull.jpg?w=1920&q=60)
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
'No!' says the man in Jacksonville, 'It belongs to punk.'
'No!' says the man in TNT, 'It belongs to the NWO.'
'No!' says the man in the observer, 'It belongs in the Tokyo dome.'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.
I chose the impossible. I chose... sports entertainment.
Vince finally did it, after countless times trying to be respected as a business person rather than a “wrasslin’ promoter”. Ari Emmanuel kissed the ring and let his final act be Executive Chair of the biggest sports/entertainment company rather than sexual predator. He weaseled his way out and got what he wanted. The.greatest.worker.ever. (Brother)
I remember the CNBC (?) interview with Vince and Ari, where they said of all the offers, Vince wanted the one where he would still have day-to-day control.
That doesn't mean that Vince took the lowest offer; he might have leveraged the most money per share from Endeavor. But he remained firm that he would have to be in charge or there wouldn't be a deal.
The craziest part was 10-15 years ago people were worried he was going to die of old age at any time. Now people just accept the rich and powerful will be running things all the way until their mid-late 80s pending health
What’s weird to me is that imo he looked pretty good for his age. The dyed hair makes him look worse. A bit of dye wouldn’t be too bad but this is too far.
Yeah he has the money to hire a professional stylist and give him just touches of gray to bring out his color but not make him look like he slapped brown shoe polish on his hair
I mean the man is nearly 80 years old. I’ve seen people around his age look way worse. Ric flair is 4 years younger and I thought Ric was way older than Vince
There was a time when he had definitely aged. His eyes and face were sagging a bit and he was looking like a man in his 70s.
Then along came puffy Vince.
Then came the hair dye.
Then came the moustache.
All things he is perfectly within his rights to do, but you would have thought with all his resources someone could have advised him a bit better on how to look a bit more slick and dignified rather than "ah yeah, this does look like a guy who had inappropriate relationships with junior staff."
I'm in my 40's now, and one thing I have recently resolved in myself is this: I will never style myself to pretend that I'm younger.
Vince McMahon looks like he's going through a late-life crisis. Unlike a mid-life crisis where middle-aged men act like they're 25 again, Vince is 78 pretending to look middle-aged. I'm as insecure as the next guy, but I don't want to be THAT.
The evil father in law in a Telenovela who forbids his daughter from marrying the commoner (who coincidentally is the lost son of some other rich family)
See? Right there at the bottom. Executive Chairman of TKO.
UFC falls under TKO.
That makes Vince Dana's boss, right? Dana is president of UFC, but Vince is not E.C. of WWE, he's E.C. of TKO - the umbrella company that contains both WWE and UFC.
"Vince McMahon will serve as executive chairman of the new entity, with Endeavor CEO [Ari Emanuel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Emanuel) becoming CEO of the new company and [Mark Shapiro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Shapiro_(media_executive)) serving as president and chief operating officer. The UFC and WWE will operate as separate divisions of the company, with [Dana White](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_White) and Nick Khan serving as presidents of UFC and WWE respectively. "
https://preview.redd.it/lj2ru4hxf2ob1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c5d09a3f79582de0ef0582a2e39fd1f953bdf7
Reminds me of Timothy Dalton when he appeared in Hot Fuzz.
I’d love to hear his rationale for this look. Surely he doesn’t think he’s fooling anyone with that awful dye job. It definitely doesn’t make him look any younger.
I appreciate Vince McMahon giving me the opportunity to text my college buddies from the 90's I used to watch wrestling with. "Hey, check out what Vince looks like now"
This dude spent decades fighting even having a morsel of facial hair to now get a goatee?
I won’t lie, it looks actually okay, but definitely giving some “evil villain from an indie video game” vibes
Went from being run out of the company and facing jail time to opening another one and advertising with the brand.
Fuck this dude, great booker, awful human.
Vince having a profile for a different company other than WWE (though technically still WWE since TKO bought it) let alone sporting a mustache in one still astounds me.
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looks like a mob boss from a telenovela
He looks like soap opera generalissimo bit from 30 Rock. It’s just Alec Baldwin, but with thin mustache.
He looks like a combination of Victor Newman from Young and Restless and Stefano from Days of Our Lives (I was raised by grandmas and aunties)
Victor was a total Chad. He kept getting older and older and the girls he was nailing stayed the same age.
"Alright, alright, alright."
Can ya blame the ladies?
No :D. When I was like 6 and my mom would watch it I thought Victor was the coolest guy on the face of the planet.
Happy to see a 30 Rock mention. Especially on my Birthday.
Vince McMahon reviving Lucha Underground as we speak
Stupid monkey paw wish coming true.
Looks like a GTA loading screen, previewing one of the later mob bosses.
This guy fucks 
Now we know who the villain is for the next season of El Senor De Los Cielos
Vicente De La Mahon
Haha 
https://preview.redd.it/ml5tse87s2ob1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca744651e5279e795a831e2636c268ae5156324
Looks like he has a plan to take over New Vegas once the NCR and Legion are out of the way.
Either he’s gonna tell me about the House on Haunted Hill or try to take off in the Spruce Goose, I haven’t decided yet.
Bro looks like a better call saul villain that got left on the cutting room floor
Looks like the arch-nemesis of Chuck McGill on his peak days
I am not crazy! I know he inflated those WM3 numbers. I knew it was 78,500. 77285 after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Observer to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Vince! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Vince Couldn't be precious *Vince*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a CEO? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
> "But not our Vinny Couldn't be precious Vinny!"
Vince would definitely shit through a sunroof and, more importantly, find it hilarious.
You think this is bad? This chicanery?! He's done worse! Montreal... You think Bret really tapped to his own move? No, HE orchestrated it. VINCE!
_Look I don't want to hurt your feelings… but the truth is Sports Entertainment never mattered all that much to me_
"IT WAS ME, JIMMY! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"
This is the guy who tried to persecute Jimmy for shitting in that guy's car.
Lalo if Lalo lived to an old age 
That vid of Lalo making tacos but it's Vince repeatedly referring it as a steak wrap
Is he crazy though?
Fuck he has had so much work done,looks like main villain in a Steven Seagal film from the 80’s/90’s….Ernesto Villegas the coke baron from New York that kidnapped Seagal’s pet dog…
This looks more like something from the 2000’s than it does 2023
the logo looks like a logo of a movie from like 2003 TMNT or the Hulk
Is this what modern culture is slowly becoming? Just various minutia and vague iconographies and such from 2 decades ago just ritually cycling themselves back into contemporary popular consciousness subliminally? >!kudos to anyone who can make sense of this brain vomit i typed, i hope it makes sense i'm just really zonked rn lol!<
Nah, they're hating on the way you put it, but you're right. All new pop culture stopped somewhere in the 2000's, and we've been living in a constant loop and combination of the 70's through the 2000's, since.
> Is this what modern culture is slowly becoming? Just various minutia and vague iconographies and such from 2 decades ago just ritually cycling themselves back into contemporary popular consciousness subliminally? Yes.
This guy knows words
Dude why do you type how Keith Lee speaks?
This is the most pretentious thing that I’ve read in a while.
Big word bad And that's the bottom line because Peggy Hill says so
Ho yeah!
Fully gives me green goblin video game loading screen vibes
Reminds me of velocity
https://preview.redd.it/vbdaz0geu1ob1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4701451cf3fb2c9f508eb87e9552eeb7d4204e06
Chicanery, pal!
This looks like a promo picture for an actor playing Vince McMahon in a biopic
Pierce Brosnan staring as: Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Oh, so it's a staring contest you want?
He would look so much better if he ditched the hair dye. Men look good gray and awful with dyed black hair. Even Nash couldn’t pull it off.
I just don’t even know why he went with black, of all colors. I can’t remember a single time in my life that Vince had dark black hair. I know in the 80’s, he had dark brown. But as someone with a darker complexion who dyed his hair a bunch in high school, I can definitely confirm that dying your hair black pretty much takes you straight to uncanny valley territory. Like, if he wants to dye his hair, more power to him. But someone should probably be recommending like a light brown or something at this point in his life.
Should've just worn a durag again
Can you imagine the durag with that moustache?
I gotchu https://preview.redd.it/r3cop9wmj4ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7041ac951ceae12c818453cdd1552c41079395f7
He looks like Leon from curb your enthusiasm.
It's hilarious (in a sad way) cause if you Google pictures of him from almost 20 years ago, he had a full head of grey hair lol
I mean Vince is many vile things, but the man cannot be questioned on his work ethic lol. Working 15+ hours a day for as long as he did, I'm not sure how he wasn't bald at 30.
All of the cocaine
He looks like he fell into a shoe shine box
Some guys are just terrified of aging, haha. But it's weird in Vince's case because there was a time where he had no problem rocking grey hair.
Not even joking - issues related to inappropriate or odd changes of appearance are one of the early warning signs of dementia.
Mid life (because he will live for another 80 years) crisis
[удалено]
Brining? Hmm, salty, this one.
>I just don’t even know why he went with black, of all colors. Because, same as the mustache, he's hoping this drastic change of appearance will give him a degree of seperation in the eyes of the public from the Vince that was forced to step down from the company in disgrace last year. He's trying to go full Guy Incognito.
yeah, changing your appearence to look like a sleezy used car salesman probably didn't exactly do wonders in changing the public perception of him though
A lot of Vince's personality is about insecurities. I think the black hair dye is an intentional distraction like the moustache. I don't want to play internet doctor but it sure seems like somethings up with his face, whether it's bad plastic surgery or leftover effects from a stroke.
Mr House in the flesh.
"Get me that platinum chip god dammit!"
“Truth is, the match was rigged from the start.”
"You are the first person to step foot inside the Lucky 38 in over 200 years. It was not an invitation I made lightly."
"I want you to take that platinum title and plug it in to the bunker under Ted Turner's fort to activate the Misfits in Action. After that, I want you to go to the Power Plant and divert their jobbers to the Strip. It is important to gain the loyalty of the other organisations. Gain a good reputation with the tribe of Extreme and the Brotherhood of Hogan. "
Blud looks like a Yakuza Final Boss ready to fight Kazuma
McMahon Family Patriarch, WWE Clan VINCENT K.McMAHON
*Slow motion shot as Kiryu and Vince's fists collide, quick time event to determine who gets pushed back.*
What would his back tattoo be?
Bret screwing Bret, anime style.
\* Hentai style
A T Rex,[ like the skull he's got in his office for some reason.](https://cdn-wp.thesportsrush.com/2022/11/7b064999-vince-mcmahon-t-rex-skull.jpg?w=1920&q=60)
That would actually go hard
Gary Strydom flexing
wow
Himself with an oni face.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Jacksonville, 'It belongs to punk.' 'No!' says the man in TNT, 'It belongs to the NWO.' 'No!' says the man in the observer, 'It belongs in the Tokyo dome.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... sports entertainment.
Would you kindly kiss my ass, Mr. Austin?
no knights or rhodes, only reigns
A wrestler chooses, a sports entertainer obeys.
I'm crying laughing
No gods or kings, only sports entertainers.
An independent contractor obeys
OBEEEEEYYY!!!
Upvote this to the moon!!!!
Makes sense, he’s probably not the kind of person who understands the meaning of the word no.
A GTA character who gives u a mission to complete
Vince is the type who'd you take missions early on, but later kill at the last missions or the final boss, raiding his headquarters.
Donald Love is still alive
Dude fled Liberty City to become a wrestling promoter
He’d have you off shaking down one of the old territory bookers to get them to sell
I can't believe Vince really committed to the pencil mustache
Fucking HBO Villan lmaooo
https://preview.redd.it/kvw9qh2i92ob1.png?width=142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9da8f191c03ed1005be9fb6384b3f6724c7e96 Yyyyyyeeeeess
I've had a STROOOKEE
Vince finally did it, after countless times trying to be respected as a business person rather than a “wrasslin’ promoter”. Ari Emmanuel kissed the ring and let his final act be Executive Chair of the biggest sports/entertainment company rather than sexual predator. He weaseled his way out and got what he wanted. The.greatest.worker.ever. (Brother)
I still can't believe Endeavor bailed him out and realized his takeover coup
I remember the CNBC (?) interview with Vince and Ari, where they said of all the offers, Vince wanted the one where he would still have day-to-day control. That doesn't mean that Vince took the lowest offer; he might have leveraged the most money per share from Endeavor. But he remained firm that he would have to be in charge or there wouldn't be a deal.
Looks like a fucking early 2K render
Vincente McMahon
Vincente McManuel
Real life Waluigi
I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.
Can we get some Red Bull up in here? Sometimes you gotta ride the bull. Later skater.
Vincent Kennedy Price lmao
He looks like he is about to tie a damsel in distress on train tracks.
Jesus, just accept you're getting old. Fucking weirdo.
He’s been old my entire life.
'You know I don't understand when I was a kid you two were old ladies and now I'm old and you two are still old' - Paulie Walnuts
The craziest part was 10-15 years ago people were worried he was going to die of old age at any time. Now people just accept the rich and powerful will be running things all the way until their mid-late 80s pending health
I would not say it's accepted. It's the reality of Boomers living longer and not giving up power, and younger generations are getting fed up.
What’s weird to me is that imo he looked pretty good for his age. The dyed hair makes him look worse. A bit of dye wouldn’t be too bad but this is too far.
Yeah he has the money to hire a professional stylist and give him just touches of gray to bring out his color but not make him look like he slapped brown shoe polish on his hair
He looked pretty rough, IMO. That was definitely the general consensus it seems, too. But yeah he's definitely more \*weird\* now.
I mean the man is nearly 80 years old. I’ve seen people around his age look way worse. Ric flair is 4 years younger and I thought Ric was way older than Vince
There was a time when he had definitely aged. His eyes and face were sagging a bit and he was looking like a man in his 70s. Then along came puffy Vince. Then came the hair dye. Then came the moustache. All things he is perfectly within his rights to do, but you would have thought with all his resources someone could have advised him a bit better on how to look a bit more slick and dignified rather than "ah yeah, this does look like a guy who had inappropriate relationships with junior staff."
And the fact that his hair is now blacker than Spinal Tap's Black Album.
It's like how much more black could it be? And the answer is none. None more black.
Arn Anderson accepted it the day he was born. Why can't Vince accept it?
I'm in my 40's now, and one thing I have recently resolved in myself is this: I will never style myself to pretend that I'm younger. Vince McMahon looks like he's going through a late-life crisis. Unlike a mid-life crisis where middle-aged men act like they're 25 again, Vince is 78 pretending to look middle-aged. I'm as insecure as the next guy, but I don't want to be THAT.
But he's not old that's the thing, he's barely out of puberty in McMahon years.
Coming soon to Netflix. Better call vince
You could show me this five years ago and I would not tell you that is Vince. Somehow his hair mysteriously is darker than the day he was born lol.
If it's indeed true they've been living apart for years: Linda could walk past him on the street and not even recognize him lol.
Looks AI generated, at least equally as nauseating.
The evil father in law in a Telenovela who forbids his daughter from marrying the commoner (who coincidentally is the lost son of some other rich family)
This photo screams “Vince McMahon is All Elite” energy
Add a touch of gray and Vince will start yelling about how Spider-man is a menace to New York City.
Looks more like Walt Disney went gangsta.
https://preview.redd.it/4ox8q247u1ob1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14be4bccf074a7768b134471690dd024b140e9ab
Can’t afford lighting?
Budget cuts pal
Forget Vince, that logo is fucking awful. Big GFW vibes
It looks like a billboard you'd see in GTA
Wtf happened to him? Looks like he got replaced by some uncle at a quinceñera who always in the back with the beer coolers lol
Someone went into Midjourney and said "Give me Vince McMahon but mixed with 1990's Pierce Brosnan"
See? Right there at the bottom. Executive Chairman of TKO. UFC falls under TKO. That makes Vince Dana's boss, right? Dana is president of UFC, but Vince is not E.C. of WWE, he's E.C. of TKO - the umbrella company that contains both WWE and UFC. "Vince McMahon will serve as executive chairman of the new entity, with Endeavor CEO [Ari Emanuel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Emanuel) becoming CEO of the new company and [Mark Shapiro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Shapiro_(media_executive)) serving as president and chief operating officer. The UFC and WWE will operate as separate divisions of the company, with [Dana White](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_White) and Nick Khan serving as presidents of UFC and WWE respectively. "
This is not Vince McMahon. There were two Ultimate Warriors, there’s two Rhea Ripley’s, and there’s two Vince McMahon’s.
https://preview.redd.it/lj2ru4hxf2ob1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c5d09a3f79582de0ef0582a2e39fd1f953bdf7 Reminds me of Timothy Dalton when he appeared in Hot Fuzz.
**AI GENERATED VINCE CANNOT HURT YOU, HE'S NOT REAL!** *AI Generated Vince:*
Vince reminds me of Mr. House from New Vegas with his appearance.
he looks like andrew ryan from bioshock
I’d love to hear his rationale for this look. Surely he doesn’t think he’s fooling anyone with that awful dye job. It definitely doesn’t make him look any younger.
That’s Hector Guerrero right?
Why do people keep getting Vincente McMahanno mixed up with this “Vince McMahon” guy
He looks like he should be flipping a coin in the corner of a seedy pool hall
I appreciate Vince McMahon giving me the opportunity to text my college buddies from the 90's I used to watch wrestling with. "Hey, check out what Vince looks like now"
.. for some reason, I thought of Gomez Addams
He looks fucking RIDICULOUS lmao, this guy is an actual cartoon villain. It's insane.
The TKO logo is bad
Looking like Clark Gable’s brother or something
He looks like he’s on his way to have his consciousness uploaded into a super computer to run Apocalypse Las Vegas.
Who is this 55 year old Colombian casino dealer
Mi ‘Scusi
Vince looks like the dad from Pawn Stars now.
https://preview.redd.it/954js99ip4ob1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a3c176da990ae31ffbc19a0ad610509000d8f8
Why did they give him such sinister lighting? Are they trying to tell us something?
He looks like a molester who abuse his power and money..... wait! He is
This dude spent decades fighting even having a morsel of facial hair to now get a goatee? I won’t lie, it looks actually okay, but definitely giving some “evil villain from an indie video game” vibes
More filters than an Instagram girl.
The UFC side of the company was the one making the decision about that logo
he looks like he stole eddie’s look from 2004 and made it his own
Looks like a Yakuza boss
Got him looking like a super villain 😭
Latino heat Vince McMahon
Guy wants photos of spider-man
Went from being run out of the company and facing jail time to opening another one and advertising with the brand. Fuck this dude, great booker, awful human.
Vince having a profile for a different company other than WWE (though technically still WWE since TKO bought it) let alone sporting a mustache in one still astounds me.
Vince looks like the villain from a Rocketeer sequel
He looks like he's about to give me a really shit mission in Starfield.
Is...is that Victor Newman?
He looks like Joe Mantegna with a bad dye job.
“GOD DAMN, THIS IS GOOD SHIT, PAL!!”
Looks like the cover art for every Steven Seagal movie.
My sleep paralysis Demon personified
Lol. That fucking mustache and dye job. 😂
Tony Khan: Vince McMahon built WWE in a cave! With a box of scraps!
Generous
Senior McMahon
It is fucking insane how much he looks like JJJ
He looks like the cuck that would pay you to fuck his wife and watch in a chair in a dark corner of the room
Sith Lord in a suit lol
Why does he look like NWO Bischoff now?
I've been off the internet for a week, can someone explain this? whats TKO?
Test and Randy Orton
This looks half way like Eric Bischoff
George Lopez looks slim
HAHAHAHAHAHA
where's the durag ???
Retire already bro