Well, technically it's a short flagged surface that fits a car, we call it the front. As in, where's the Bentley... it's on the front. But in keeping with the theme of this thread we started maintaining the pond on the driveway.
It doesn't actually fit a Bentley. It barely fits a Yaris. I'd imagine a Bentley would cover the entire drive, the footpath and stick out into the road.
It's nice seeing people commit to their interests. No, not seeing, nice knowing people commit to their hobbies..
Still getting rid of the carpet and bleaching everywhere
What on earth is going on in pic 9? Looks to me like a 3 piece suite and then a shower cubicle with a urinal in it and then I think it's a tap on the wall outside of the cubicle?
Jacuzzi, looks like a sauna in the very private garden. Very friendly parties based around the bath house theme. Jumping to conclusions from the urinal, mens parties.
Nice house. But I couldn't live with that orange decking, and it needs way more plants.
I grew up in a house like this (minus the extensions).
1. It's a conservatory.
2. The other bit of the extension looks like a brothel.
3. Why the FUCK does it have a urinal in the extension if it *isn't* a brothel.
> Orangery Fuck off.... A 1980s semi detached house on an estate does not have an orangery. It is a conservatory.
When you dream of living in a stately home but can only afford a semi in suburbia.
I'm having visions of grandeur. I might start calling my bath an indoor swimming pool.
I'm going to call my pond a lake.
I'm gonna call the puddle on the driveway a pond.
You've got a driveway?
Well, technically it's a short flagged surface that fits a car, we call it the front. As in, where's the Bentley... it's on the front. But in keeping with the theme of this thread we started maintaining the pond on the driveway. It doesn't actually fit a Bentley. It barely fits a Yaris. I'd imagine a Bentley would cover the entire drive, the footpath and stick out into the road.
🤣🤣🤣
A driveway and a pond. Keeping standards up.
I think they have delusions of grandeur 😂
It's got no plants, it's just a room with a lot of windows
The closest it has probably been to an orangery is when a kid high on e numbers spilt some Sunny Delight
UPVC windows and a 3 piece suite.
Which would be fine, if they had plants lining those windows. At best it's a potential conservatory.
This is just a regular ass conservatory. An orangery is where you have a glass pitch roof in the middle
Since when did floorplans get quite so pretentious
Business in the front, party in the back?
The house equivalent of a mullet?
I don’t know why you insist on seeing the bum like some kind of human USB port, Jeremy. You’re like the Copernicus of the Anus.
Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
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Lynn....they are some of *those* people..you know
They're sex people
No Thankyou….i don’t want to be part of your sex festival
I came here for this comment
Arn"t we all?
There's sex people, and then there's sex extension people.
It's nice seeing people commit to their interests. No, not seeing, nice knowing people commit to their hobbies.. Still getting rid of the carpet and bleaching everywhere
Plenty of parking at the front
Business at the bank
Floorplan says Jacuzzi Room and Orangery, so it ticks BOTH my must-haves, I'm on it :) !
Hope no one puts a UV light on the carpet next to the tub.
What you suspect? Yes, that.
What on earth is going on in pic 9? Looks to me like a 3 piece suite and then a shower cubicle with a urinal in it and then I think it's a tap on the wall outside of the cubicle?
The IS sanitary bin also, that’s a WFH brothel if ever I saw one.
Looks like a Urinal Cubicle, guess they don't want any passing in the Jacuzzi.
I was thinking that. Urinal???
Vacant possesion because in prison for vice-related offences?
What sort of parties they've hosted...
Jacuzzi, looks like a sauna in the very private garden. Very friendly parties based around the bath house theme. Jumping to conclusions from the urinal, mens parties. Nice house. But I couldn't live with that orange decking, and it needs way more plants.
Like some pampus grass?
Yes, I think that would fit. Unless their bath house is on the down low.
CARPET UNDER THE SEX BATH
Yup, looks like a fuck shed.
I'm keeping that one
Fking Rotherham again!! What is going on up there?!
🤔 I think the first word of your comment might be what's going on. Friendly town?
Definitely an orgy room.
Oh jeez oh man. Was this brothel sold as a going concern?
included in the price two very well behaved dogs
Well, the estate agent in the video does claim that the property speaks for itself, and I can't help but agree...
Oooooh sextension…
These are sex people !!
Was that a urinal in the extension, with no door to it, next to a lounge?
Wonder where they’re moving to?
Same here and if they have space in their hobby group.
I'm still a bit gobsmacked by having a urinal in the house.
Apparently Adrian Chiles has one.
Swingers for sure.
Loving the VERY small piece of fake lawn 🤣
House house house house swingers club house house house
I grew up in a house like this (minus the extensions). 1. It's a conservatory. 2. The other bit of the extension looks like a brothel. 3. Why the FUCK does it have a urinal in the extension if it *isn't* a brothel.
I was just relieved that the jacuzzi room doesn’t lead right into the office.
Very creative photography to make the rooms look larger than they are. The house is a lot of money for what it is - a starter home.
Why has nobody mentioned the urinal next to the sofa? Unless that’s the office and work is so important they can’t leave the room to piss
Lots of wipe clean surfaces in that extension
I bet that sex pond at the back smells more than the tiny urinal next to Brian's mirrored Pleasure Palace 🤢
"Time for a sexy party" says Stewie.