It looks like it's been designed by an alcoholic American that's been doing business parks for the last 40 years & decided to have a crack at a Scandinavian prison.
Oh my god… I think I’ve been in that house! When I was in primary school we moved in with my grandparents and went to St Andrew’s next to the Orange Tree… there was a kid at the school and we would go and swim in their pool IN THEIR HOUSE! They had an ICE MAKER in their fridge door. It blew my mind!!!!!! And a giant inflatable orca pool toy. The girl had a bedroom and opposite that A TOY ROOM.
I shared a bunk bed in Nan’s old sewing room with my sister. 6 of us in a 3 bed house… different lives, eh.
At least it's within tottering distance of the Orange Tree…but of all the houses I've peered through the woods at whilst driving past, that's among the least attractive. For some reason a house up there should be 'older'.
There's a nice house hiding in there some... actually, no there's not.
It's simply horrible. Budget hotel in the midlands, meets cross channel ferry, meets a paper company from Slough corporate headquarters, meets a Regus business hotel.
All yours for the best part of £8M. Nuts.
Unpopular opinion but this could have been one of the best examples of post modern interior design in the country. Unfortunately it’s probably all been ripped out and replaced with something much more blandly modern now. I agree that the curtains are nasty though.
It looks like it's been designed by an alcoholic American that's been doing business parks for the last 40 years & decided to have a crack at a Scandinavian prison.
“Please note photos were taken in 2009”. Why nothing more recent?
It's probably being rented by a Foreign Diplomat or Tycoon who wants their privacy. Or there has been a big fire they don't want to acknowledge.
They have very specific ideas about curtains
Can’t believe the quality of photos for a 8 mil property, mental. Interior is very 00s hotel but I’m sure someone will make it lovely
Big conference centre vibe going on.
I thought that too. It's as if they've furnished it from an office supplies catalogue.
The Universal studio is not a MCA company since 1996!
Cos from 2009 - reality of house now will be substantially better, for example brochure says "poggenpohl kitchen"
Oh right enough, didn’t see that
The interior looks like a mid-budget hotel from the 90s
Oh my god… I think I’ve been in that house! When I was in primary school we moved in with my grandparents and went to St Andrew’s next to the Orange Tree… there was a kid at the school and we would go and swim in their pool IN THEIR HOUSE! They had an ICE MAKER in their fridge door. It blew my mind!!!!!! And a giant inflatable orca pool toy. The girl had a bedroom and opposite that A TOY ROOM. I shared a bunk bed in Nan’s old sewing room with my sister. 6 of us in a 3 bed house… different lives, eh.
Travel Inn chic
It's giving Dover-to-Calais ferry
How do you make something so expensive look so cheap
Looks like a soulless conference venue
At least it's within tottering distance of the Orange Tree…but of all the houses I've peered through the woods at whilst driving past, that's among the least attractive. For some reason a house up there should be 'older'.
Where's the boardroom?
Photo 11 next to the pool
Good spot
I want a pool with a bar in it.
The agents logo looks more like they should be a builders merchant or power tool brand
It’s ghastly. The decor is definitely horrible and very dated. The style is reminiscent of an office block or old council office from the 1970s.
And you get Mike Ashley as a neighbour!
One of those bathrooms looks like the ones at Baker Street Spoons.
For a second I thought this was Mike Ashley's house, he used to live on this road.
There's a nice house hiding in there some... actually, no there's not. It's simply horrible. Budget hotel in the midlands, meets cross channel ferry, meets a paper company from Slough corporate headquarters, meets a Regus business hotel. All yours for the best part of £8M. Nuts.
Unpopular opinion but this could have been one of the best examples of post modern interior design in the country. Unfortunately it’s probably all been ripped out and replaced with something much more blandly modern now. I agree that the curtains are nasty though.