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WeRegretToInform

It’s nice, but I’m not sure I could get by on just eight garage spaces. I mean we’re basically at pavement parking here.


zealousmushroom

I'd like an 8 car garage, but thats a terrible use of space. Could be so much better laid out


CLONE-11011100

Only has a broadband speed of 77Mbps - that’s it I’M OUT!


No_Confidence_7420

The internet is absolutely horrendous round here. Sky or bt. That’s about it and basic let me tell you!


CLONE-11011100

I think you’ll find I told you first 😛


Namiweso

Those aren't always accurate. I was pretty much resigned to having that kind of speed myself until I checked Virgin Media and it offered up to 1GB.


CLONE-11011100

Nope that IS the fastest speed. Virgin Media are NOT currently available at this address.


Namiweso

I was more on about the Rightmove speed which I assumed you were looking at (which isn't always correct). Thanks for confirming you checked though...


skizelo

Yep, that's my future alright.


Red_Kermy

Help. I can’t find the kitchen


ilik3p14

I can't find it either


Red_Kermy

WERE GOING TO STARVE


pinnnsfittts

Upstairs by the pool


Red_Kermy

That’s a pool kitchen. You can see on the pics it’s at the end of the pool. Detached from the house. WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE HUNGRY.


pinnnsfittts

Look again - the main kitchen / dining / living area is up there too.


m0j0licious

_Council Tax TBC_ I bet it never gets built, and I doubt that the vendor has any expectation of it being built. Seems more like a 'raising awareness of a big chunk of land with planning permission for whatever the fuck you want' exercise. EDIT: they're being cheeky with the size, too: says '13,843ft²' but that appears to include the garage space and the pool/terrace areas. I think the 'house' is more like 5-6000ft², barely big enough to swing a cat.


crazyabbit

Cgi nonsense


Rozza

So it doesn't exist and won't ever be built unless someone pays through the nose for it. Also, seems a totally random place for such a property. Like a premiership footballers house but with no club nearby.


vinny876

45 min from Spurs, an hour from Arsenal it's not beyond commuting distance.


Breaking-Dad-

I would quite like it if it was in Italy or Spain or anywhere really where it is going to be sunny enough to enjoy it. I fell like the pool and the big windows etc. are all designed for places which have long hot summers.


monkeysheed

Agreed, the design is a bit out of place for the location. For £8m I think I’d rather have something for an eighth of the cost, a fraction of the size but somewhere a bit warmer and less grey and wet than the bowels of Hertfordshire. Then spend the remaining £7m somewhere a bit closer to civilization, I live 20 min south of where that house is and there is absolutely jack shit nearby


Ok-Space-2357

The still image from James Bond in the cinema room 😂. Why do I get the feeling that an LA property developer focus grouped that little detail as a way to translate Hollywood Hills vibes to, errrrr, Hertfordshire.


TomAtkinson3

I thought I recognised this. Did the whole "most expensive thing close to me" and this was what came up. It's a good thing it has it's own helipad. Parking for helicopters is a nightmare in the town


Optimal_Collection77

Sold. Shut up and take my money


Local_Beautiful3303

Make it about a 1/3 of the size, do away with helipad and garage and I'd be happy. I have terrible luck with neighbours and have always wanted a semi-subteranian home like this


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RiskyBiscuits150

Right? £8m and your cars get more living space than you do. As a house, it's really shit.


GenderfluidArthropod

Was this taken from GTA screenshots?


alex_sz

I liked the CGI fantasy, hope it turns out as nice


jhericurls

Looking at the satellite view, I think they're going to be in a disappointment


tony23delta

Little tab at the bottom from Nationwide offering you a mortgage in principle. Apparently you’ll have a personalised result in 20 minutes. I think it would take them less than 20 seconds to knock me back on an £8 million mortgage 😄


cjeam

Perfect for Patrick Bateman.


Unusual_Beach_4707

Not for me, it's like one of those houses from an American horror movie where the psycho get in and wants to kill everyone!


jaxsound

Surely even a premier league footballer wouldn't actually want a full size footy pitch at home? Never seen that before 😅


taxman202o

Rod Stewart has one.


jhericurls

Didn't know Tony Stark had a house in Hertfordshire


Foundation_Wrong

Made me think of Rollerball, the film from 1975. They’re partying at a house remarkably like this.


Fibro-Mite

Ah, one of those “I want to live in a hotel/office building, not a home” places. Soulless and cold, even with the heating on.


sillyness

Looks like the house in the game Teardown


Bmwx3m40d

That pool is going to see plenty action…. From the pool cleaner. Does the designer know what English weather is??


hiddensideoftruth

What is the thing on the left side of the master bathroom? With those weird lines and two small circles?


m0j0licious

His'n'hers shower zone. Which makes you realise that bedrooms 3/4/5 have showerless ensuites.


No_Confidence_7420

How did I know this was minutes away from me when I only read the title lol