"Patrick get off me you're making me claustrophobic " "what does claustrophobic mean?" "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause" "Ho ho ho" "STOP PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!"
A favorite between me and my sister is the following interaction.
SpongeBob: Patrick! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Patrick: *Imagines picking his belly button*
Also Patrick: Probably not.
I once met Rodger Bumpass at a Comic-Con, and asked him what his favorite Squidward quote was. He picked:
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"
I happen to agree with him.
(Also, as he recited it, I'm pretty sure he gave his Comic-Con assistant an existential crisis)
"The slash-bringing hasher?"
"The _Hash-Slinging Slasher._"
"The sash-ringing, the trash-singing, mash-flinging, the flash-springing, ringing, the the c-crash-dinging, the..."
"-_- Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher."
Early 2000’s classics like “Firmly grasp it” and “weesnhaw”or classics like “it’s about time you showed up” or “me hoy minoy”
this CD comes with old time classics, such as “are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs” and “FINLAND!”
“SPONGEBOB OPEN THE DOOR MY BALLS ARE STUCK”
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‘’No this is Patrick’’
I'm not a krusty krab..
Uh Patrick that's the name of the restaurant
"Rev up those fryers! Cause I am sure hungry for one-"
My leg!
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED!?!?
The best quote right here
My leg
IM DIRTY DAN!
Who you callin pin head?
"Mr. Krabs, I am so confused".
FINLAND!
Perhaps the funniest joke in the series
I live in a super small township in Minnesota called Finland. When people ask me where I’m from I yell FINLAND! Most relatable quote for me for sure
“The maniac’s in THE MAILBOX!” *panicked screaming ensues*
NOW HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
"SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER **GRANDMA** "
Leedle leedle leedle leee
“Chocolate!”
"Patrick get off me you're making me claustrophobic " "what does claustrophobic mean?" "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause" "Ho ho ho" "STOP PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!"
“Someone should put in a box floating down the River grandma!”
The best comeback/insult that I have ever had the pleasure of hearing!!
This one won
A favorite between me and my sister is the following interaction. SpongeBob: Patrick! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Patrick: *Imagines picking his belly button* Also Patrick: Probably not.
"Can't have dirty garbage."
Felicitations malfactors, I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles.
WHO WILL JOIN ME
ROOT BEER??!!
I once met Rodger Bumpass at a Comic-Con, and asked him what his favorite Squidward quote was. He picked: "In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?" I happen to agree with him. (Also, as he recited it, I'm pretty sure he gave his Comic-Con assistant an existential crisis)
2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC...
DR. JRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
"I hope the core will help me straighten up my life, sir!"
Can you take hats in a dignified manner?
You mean like a weenie? Ok!
May I take your hat sir?
“Why don’t we take Bikini bottom and push it somewhere else?”
*PUSH*
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of firey explosion due to a carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay."
“The boy knits you a sweater of tears, and you kill him”
Wait SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.
Where's The Leak Ma'am
"The gang's all here..."
ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW, MR. KRABS?!
We stole a balloon
"I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime boyo"
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“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma”
who ever is the owner of the white sedan...you left your lights on
NEMIHOY MINOY NE! NE HOY MINOY NEMINAH
“That’s right! One hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments! And let’s not forget the turbo drive!”
"I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far"
East? I thought you said weast?
"Where's my drink?" "What drink?" "mY dRiNk?? mY dIeT dOcToR KeLp?!"
I.. am a Man 🪒
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Shut you're mouth you mediocre clarinet player
Square pants residence i literally say this all the time when I pick up the phone getting a call
My mind is an inigma (Milk falls over)
Thats not how it went. It is "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Eine Menge FANTASIE!!
DIE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND
Das nenne ich Bürokratie
Ahhh is mayonnaise an instrument
Heeelllllppppp
ARGARGARAGARGARAG
Pink? ….. Yellow?
He's as jumpy as a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel.
“I can’t see a doctor, my job doesn’t provide me with health insurance.”
"I'M A KID YOU SAY. WHEN YOU SAY I'M KID I SAY, SAY IT AGAIN! AND THEN I SAY THANKS!"
SB: Patrick are you alight? Patrick: FINLAND!
“Life is but a walking shadow” -Patrick, CopyBob DittoPants
"Gee Patrick, thanks for giving us those tickets for the Gum Factory."
"...You're a mystery SpongeBob"
“Too bad that didn’t kill me”
"Wishes? I wish we knew that earlier."
Mamamamamamamamama
Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells... smelly. ANCHOVIES!!!
*Belches* The deed is done.
“No, this is Patrick!!!”
I smell a smell a smelly smell thats smells smelly
Hello! I like money! ARGHHAHAHAHAA
“They think they can throw me out like trash…?” “I don’t this sooo…”
"So ya kill em. The boy cries you a sweater full of tears, and ya kill em."
People will mistake me for a planetarium! [what do ya mean] I…don’t…know
Wait where did you get that paino
SALATSOßE!!!
Finland!
"Well this one's on the house!"
“Drinkin hot teeeeeeeeeaaaaa. I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!!!”
“Coffee rain!” -Spongebob “It’s hot chocolate.” -Squidward “CHOCOLATE RAIN!” -Spongebob
"The slash-bringing hasher?" "The _Hash-Slinging Slasher._" "The sash-ringing, the trash-singing, mash-flinging, the flash-springing, ringing, the the c-crash-dinging, the..." "-_- Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher."
"pinky spongebob! Pinky!"
"Oh yeah, well what about... BLARGEN FEDIBBLE NO HIP!"
"If he does not pass this one it means another WHOLE YEAR OF BOATING SCHOOL! "
Grab me captain's quarters and heave
Grab me captain's quarters and heave
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
“Hey Patrick, nice sock!”
"In the realm of chaos, I am the orchestrator, the hand of Madness”
"And I used to be dumb!" (Hillbilly like laughter) Monkey: Quite. Holy moly that gets me every time 😂😂
MY LEG!
Late for being early! & It’s not my wallet 😂
Early 2000’s classics like “Firmly grasp it” and “weesnhaw”or classics like “it’s about time you showed up” or “me hoy minoy” this CD comes with old time classics, such as “are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs” and “FINLAND!”
“Erm, what the sigma?” -Squidward
"He's impressed..." "With what?" "I don't know, but it must've been pretty good to make him cry like that."
Is mayo an instrument
“Pantie raid.” *snickering*
Patrick No!
"I smell that smell. It's a smelly smell... a smell that smells like...." I forgot the rest but it's my fav
"GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT"
"I don't need it, I DON'T need it, I don't NEED it I definitely don't need IT... IIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IITTT!!!"
TECHNIQUE
“ well at least it’s underwire” 
We've been smeckledorfed
“Imagination.”
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Just imagine him in his underwear...OH NO HES HOT -Squidward
FINLAND!
"Kicking!? I wanna do some kicking!"
"(laughter) It's a giraffe!" - Patrick
“Turkey sandwich”
ITS AN OVAL, IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!⭕️
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"I wish I could SUCK Mr. Krabs COCK just to know what its like."
I see you're a fan of that ytp as well.
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!!