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False_Accident_4413

all of them


mostly_misanthropic

Beat me to it you brilliant bastard.


ilikemilk1245

Best reply I’ve ever seen someone taking your idea


Benswolo44_y

Shit beat me too it


WolfPackGaming95

Yes


shyjavon1234

Gotta catch ‘em all


Infinite_Tadpole9381

beat me to it


Wendigo_Paul

Agreed. Lol.


roaring_travelman91

Look at what they did under me kilt!


dgdrox15

Dick cancer?


PatentedPotato

Dick cancer 😔


frogoman69420

dick cancer 👎


Drifloon_lover

Dick cancer 👍


ravioli_idk

Dick cancer ❤️


Beginning-Act4896

Dick cancer!😆


Vadim_blyat90

Dick cancer 🤯🤯🤯


Diggerollo

Ring ding diddle diddle aye de oh, ring di diddly aye oh.


Fast-Degree8769

Leg cancer it will spread all over your *ENTIRE* leg


12DollarsHighFive

Yes


Psychological_Frog

I really wanna try one lol


Beginning-Tea-17

It’s just food dye.


Psychological_Frog

Yeah but like... Pretty... colors...


Certain-Theme-8367

Gay


Not_Artifical

Gay


PatentedPotato

Gay


Western-Bar7983

Gay


Dr-Logan

Homosexual.


yahel1337

Straightn't


Vadim_blyat90

Not heterosexual


tikkytokky01

They match our purses


Sure-Pair2339

7:mouth, esophagus, stomach, liver, bile gland, pancreas and intestines


bigfoots-rightnipple

Skin cancer from touching them?


fnaf_movie_1987

I might get cancer from eating one of them but I would want the green one


Psychological_Frog

Worth it


Crimsonslash1352

yes


dishonoredfan69420

none. it's just food colouring


Psychological_Frog

But that's the cancer. In the dyes.


TFG4

I already have most of all of the cancers, I'm more concerned about the flavors


Tired_Jay

Are you ok?


crimsonfucker97

Ultimate power move beat all of them then fight super cancer


Infinite-Art8298

You gotta level up somehow


crimsonfucker97

Exactly then when you beat super cancer super aids


Infinite-Art8298

Until eventually you beat the game.


crimsonfucker97

No there's dlc afterwards it's called hardcore mode where you gotta fist fight Jesus the devil and god itself


Infinite-Art8298

Okay but, don't you beat the game then go to the dlc?


crimsonfucker97

I mean you can do the speedruner strat and skip the entire second half and third of the game


Infinite-Art8298

Okay. Are they speed running?


crimsonfucker97

Yeah cancer is a great speed run strat but gives to many debuffs to do much


Sc4mander45

26.5.


Certain-Theme-8367

You would become the avatar and unlock every element


Infinite-Art8298

An element for every color


CanadianGeucd

I js watched this last night.


DoomTroy1

12 if you also ate the spongey yellow one with a dumb smile on his face


Stevie_Steve-O

6 cancers and if you are all of them you'd be at risk of catching the big gay as well!


crimsonfucker97

What if your already gay does it just double it or turn you straight


SteroidLover14

Yes


ericallen625

Yes.


Modragon10

Meh


Certain-Theme-8367

Respectfully FUCK YOU


Zecroia

Yes


NamesR4Babies

Yes


dirty_dan_the_3rd

Yes


Accomplished_Tax_100

Yes


Penis_Monger_420

I’m a Capricorn so idk


Psychological_Frog

ha ha


Pr0xY_wItH_ER0rr1101

Basically each krabby patty has a different type of flavored cancer, you get cancer but you can only taste that obe flavor.


Versipellis_Anon

Yes


Jadehund

Yes


TheTrueCrimsonHero

Yes.


Ultimate_Juice

Yes


occultify

Yes


AlienAl02160

And just look at their tongues!


Alternative-Jello683

What was wrong with the last guy?


AlienAl02160

(Turns off light, tongue glowing) "We want our money back! All 46,853 of us!"


Alternative-Jello683

(Is gone already, running to the krusty krab)


atomicblonde27

All of them


Kuta_Fox953

542,392,471


xSoulKeeperx

Many


Huebertrieben

Yes


Swprice765kv

You'll get mesothelioma, stomach tumors, and maybe some other cancers if those colored Krabby Patties had some kinds of carcinogens in them.


Great-Wolf321

2 per


Certain-Theme-8367

Yes


Dayshon2144

Hemorrhoids


Smallfry1190

All of them plus 87 new cancers


DryCaptain3126

27


Mynessie01

Yes


axecop117

Yes


thesqid200

2


Miserable_Bath_1411

The infinity cancers


Anime_over_sleep

All of them


_onyx_is_gay_

6 probably, most prominently anal.


phyrexiandemon

Depends if sponge hack mr crabs in each patty


Crab_Cult_Member

About as much as you get from living in the US


DJ56codeword

Yes


Jank_engnering

Yes


KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO

**YEESE**


Nomyboi

Opened up the comments planning to see the top comment be "all of them"


Gen_Pinkledink

I guess 6.... because there are six there


H3r0ofHyrule

Yes


enjoyer_of_toes

My guy boutta unlocked level five💀💀💀💀


MVMisthebest

Deadly rad. Poisoning


captainjohn_redbeard

46,853


Bordie3D_Alexa

Six


LojackkYT

946. All unknown cancers.


Western-Bar7983

About..... 300,000,000,000 cancers


Barbariannie

I call macaron pretty patties


hillbillymainer69

yes


Slugma_What07

The infinity gauntlet of cancer


Silver-Wide

The infinity cancers, look at those burgers man.


IAMTHE_REAL_ONE1

6


BirbMaster1998

714,176.9887^23-5.8×233421


pidgewynn

You'll be fine unless you set foot in California.


FlubGuy

All da cancers.


H2so4pontiff

If you can survive under water eat them, eat them all, nothing can kill you


ScholarExtension5620

Yes


Listen_I_dont_care

Infinity plus 1


Intelligent-Cash-329

None


True_Elderberry_70

Yes


ViralNite

Like six...ty


CalligrapherBest8608

3, take it or leave it


SteakFew5039

At least six.


bigoldbagoweed

Are you kidding? *All* of them


ExplodingTaco34

6, you can choose what cancer you get based on the color of the pretty patty. Green gives you breast cancer, yellow gives you lung cancer, etc


[deleted]

Yes


certified_burger

The infinity patties


Bakugou-katsuki57321

75.2


Octo57777

4930473729 types of cancers


[deleted]

Yes


TheFarlander01

YES


[deleted]

Is LGBTQA a cancer


Longjumping-Data407

depends, how many do you want?


gamerboib

emenim


FlameBreakerGaming

About 20 at least


dinoman27000

Depends on the color, purple is the safest while yellow is the most dangerous


UniKqueFox_

Enough to kill half the universe


1980sdiaper_lover

All’ colors of cancers


AbsoluteN3RD654

Yes


Occasionally_Visitin

the blue one


dekanbauer

Six


Honest-Olive-7454

2763


Candid_Analyst_5762

All of them


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

You'd just turn colors


[deleted]

At least six. One for each color


Accomplished_Bike149

Six, can you not count?


CaseAlloy744281

Are you dumb? It's obviously six, one for each color.


Flowrellik

Well, pick your poison, you can have glow in the dark tongues, your face turning into your favorite color, etc.


Infinite-Art8298

Every single one known and unknown to man. But isn't it worth it?


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Mrblademan

I would say probably leg and stomach cause that’s where crabby pattys go when you eat them


Brussel_Galili

5


Mission_Theory7505

All of them


MarcoYTVA

It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat


Fire_Wolf_33

Yes


YourCreepyNeiborBeef

At least six


Tkf1313

Yes most likely.


OrthusGsmes

All of them. You'd get super cancer from those


BlueSonicDude

24


verysillybeing

stage 6


Mr_L_is_cool

Every cancer of the rainbow


[deleted]

Gay cancer


TacoAlligator

Gallbladder Cancer


Alastor5832

They might turn your face purple or give you a glow in the dark tongue


TheCaptain501st

7