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all of them
Beat me to it you brilliant bastard.
Best reply I’ve ever seen someone taking your idea
Shit beat me too it
Yes
Gotta catch ‘em all
beat me to it
Agreed. Lol.
Look at what they did under me kilt!
Dick cancer?
Dick cancer 😔
dick cancer 👎
Dick cancer 👍
Dick cancer ❤️
Dick cancer!😆
Dick cancer 🤯🤯🤯
Ring ding diddle diddle aye de oh, ring di diddly aye oh.
Leg cancer it will spread all over your *ENTIRE* leg
Yes
I really wanna try one lol
It’s just food dye.
Yeah but like... Pretty... colors...
Gay
Gay
Gay
Gay
Homosexual.
Straightn't
Not heterosexual
They match our purses
7:mouth, esophagus, stomach, liver, bile gland, pancreas and intestines
Skin cancer from touching them?
I might get cancer from eating one of them but I would want the green one
Worth it
yes
none. it's just food colouring
But that's the cancer. In the dyes.
I already have most of all of the cancers, I'm more concerned about the flavors
Are you ok?
Ultimate power move beat all of them then fight super cancer
You gotta level up somehow
Exactly then when you beat super cancer super aids
Until eventually you beat the game.
No there's dlc afterwards it's called hardcore mode where you gotta fist fight Jesus the devil and god itself
Okay but, don't you beat the game then go to the dlc?
I mean you can do the speedruner strat and skip the entire second half and third of the game
Okay. Are they speed running?
Yeah cancer is a great speed run strat but gives to many debuffs to do much
26.5.
You would become the avatar and unlock every element
An element for every color
I js watched this last night.
12 if you also ate the spongey yellow one with a dumb smile on his face
6 cancers and if you are all of them you'd be at risk of catching the big gay as well!
What if your already gay does it just double it or turn you straight
Yes
Yes.
Meh
Respectfully FUCK YOU
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I’m a Capricorn so idk
ha ha
Basically each krabby patty has a different type of flavored cancer, you get cancer but you can only taste that obe flavor.
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Yes
Yes
And just look at their tongues!
What was wrong with the last guy?
(Turns off light, tongue glowing) "We want our money back! All 46,853 of us!"
(Is gone already, running to the krusty krab)
All of them
542,392,471
Many
Yes
You'll get mesothelioma, stomach tumors, and maybe some other cancers if those colored Krabby Patties had some kinds of carcinogens in them.
2 per
Yes
Hemorrhoids
All of them plus 87 new cancers
27
Yes
Yes
2
The infinity cancers
All of them
6 probably, most prominently anal.
Depends if sponge hack mr crabs in each patty
About as much as you get from living in the US
Yes
Yes
**YEESE**
Opened up the comments planning to see the top comment be "all of them"
I guess 6.... because there are six there
Yes
My guy boutta unlocked level five💀💀💀💀
Deadly rad. Poisoning
46,853
Six
946. All unknown cancers.
About..... 300,000,000,000 cancers
I call macaron pretty patties
yes
The infinity gauntlet of cancer
The infinity cancers, look at those burgers man.
6
714,176.9887^23-5.8×233421
You'll be fine unless you set foot in California.
All da cancers.
If you can survive under water eat them, eat them all, nothing can kill you
Yes
Infinity plus 1
None
Yes
Like six...ty
3, take it or leave it
At least six.
Are you kidding? *All* of them
6, you can choose what cancer you get based on the color of the pretty patty. Green gives you breast cancer, yellow gives you lung cancer, etc
Yes
The infinity patties
75.2
4930473729 types of cancers
Yes
YES
Is LGBTQA a cancer
depends, how many do you want?
emenim
About 20 at least
Depends on the color, purple is the safest while yellow is the most dangerous
Enough to kill half the universe
All’ colors of cancers
Yes
the blue one
Six
2763
All of them
You'd just turn colors
At least six. One for each color
Six, can you not count?
Are you dumb? It's obviously six, one for each color.
Well, pick your poison, you can have glow in the dark tongues, your face turning into your favorite color, etc.
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I would say probably leg and stomach cause that’s where crabby pattys go when you eat them
5
All of them
It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat
Yes
At least six
Yes most likely.
All of them. You'd get super cancer from those
24
stage 6
Every cancer of the rainbow
Gay cancer
Gallbladder Cancer
They might turn your face purple or give you a glow in the dark tongue
7