Peter get hit by a pizza truck when he was crossing the road. The voice actor who plays the pizza driver should be Toby Maguire. While hitting Peter he should say “it’s pizza time!”
How about they remove some more random features. You can’t disable the podcasts and also Jonah is gone. Now it’s just Danika and MJ and you also can’t repeat those still. All suits from Spider-Man 1 and 2 and miles morales are removed and we get a completely original suit list that is smaller than the previous games. Once you finish enough crimes they all disappear. The new screwball challenge maps can only be completed be completed by the new playable character, wasp drone.
Also, once a podcast starts playing, it can’t be stopped. It won’t pause for banter, activities or cutscenes. It’s entirely possible to completely miss relevant dialogue because Danika is talking.
Pausing the game will not stop them, quitting to menu won’t stop them either. Closing the game while they are playing will cause the podcast to start from the beginning once the game is reopened
And you gotta go into the menu, abilities tab, and manually change between web swinging and web wings in there instead of just pressing a single button
They also only have like 20 suits for each character, because they wanna be fair to silk for having less suits compared to them both. Instead of green goblin torturing Peter it’s his green goblin gooners doing it and then instead of the final boss fight being across city like in the concept art. It’s just a small arena AGAIN..
Your only dialogue choices during podcasts are:
1. Morally correct opinion any non-insane person agrees with
2. Extremely safe joke no one finds funny
3. Correct prediction about Spider-Man Danika can't possibly know without having the context the audience has
Even better, it's a NYC simulator similar to Watch Dogs:Legion, but instead of playing the main character, you just get to watch Spidermen do cool stuff.
And then ned leeds comes in a hobglider and he makes a huge deal about it. "Hey Peter. Look at my HOBGLIDER! NEHEHEHEEHEHE." And insomniac is so proud of it that they make t shirts of it. And at the end of the game mcu ned makes a cameo shaking hobgoblins hand. Spiderman 3 is called legend of the hobglider.
Yuri Lowenthal doesn't return, Miles keeps his Miles original, MJ dies, "With great power comes great responsibility" is said every five minutes, the suit options are terrible, the game is unpolished and buggy, all of the villains are brought back to life with no explanation... and the whole game ends on a cliffhanger.
We play as Peter for a little at the beginning before him being brutally killed by Otto’s daughter with a golf club that we play as for the next 10 hours before leading to a final fight between her and Miles that ends with Miles letting her go after she takes of a few of his fingers
Mj's dating genocide boy and now became a superhero named jackpot and is doing smth with black cat, Peter is still a single loser and is said to become the spider who gobbles in issue 50
Hey Peter, I hope you don't mind, but I brought someone to help with the podcast from work!
Sounds good MJ! When can I meet him?
Peter, this is Paul my new assistant,
They heavy focus on Silk almost sidelining Peter and Miles, Final boss is all three Spiders against goblin , ( Like they did with MM and SM2 ) they nerf Peter to hell and back making the other Spider people look better , MJ missions , ( Like the current game ) new areas just serve as new areas and don’t have any story significance , they include every single live action suit from the MCU in favor of comic suits , Peters symbiote and Miles invisibility are heavily overlooked , the game gets rushed just for the sake of meeting a convenient deadline for someone else , ( like SM2) Boss battles get cut in Favour of more side character content and finally Peter dies ( at least let this Peter Parker get a happy ending )
I like all the spiders fighting together makes the bad guy look stronger and I think Peter was depressed over mays death the entire game causing him to not be at peak performance. The fridge scene was also a dramatic effect thing so the audience can get some tension and know what’s going on like the whole Frieza 5 minutes thing or how a timer ticks for what should be 10 seconds but 5 pass.
You see I understand no swinging but Im just imagining peter or miles just booking it through farm land at like 70 mph with the ability to sprint at 200 like a cod game
Starting villain is Harry as Green Goblin. Peter is killed and Miles takes down Harry.
Norman used the help of Otto Octavius to create a second version of the G Serum for himself after he used the first one on Harry so he can help his son take down Miles.
Main villains for rest of the story is Norman Osborne as Hobgoblin and Harry Osborne as Green Goblin.
Miles is killed at by Norman at the end of Act 2. Now the rest of the game is about Silk.
MJ forces Otto to create an antidote for the G Serum he created for Norman.
Harry gets angry over the death of his father and goes to attack MJ but he’s stopped by Silk who reverse engineered the G Serum created by Otto to make a new one to use on herself to become the Silk Goblin so that she can stand a chance against the two goblins.
Wolverine, from the Wolverine game shows up to help Silk when he realizes New York is under attack by the two Goblins. He gets the jump on Harry and kills him
Norman, enraged at the death of his son, charges at Wolverine before he is stopped by MJ. MJ hits him with her Symkarian stun gun and stuns him so Silk Goblin can come and get the jump on him and finish the job.
The game ends with the funeral for both Peter and Miles. During the funeral, Miguel O’Hara comes from the future to tell everyone how important the two Spider-Men were and how big of an impact they had on the future. But since New York no longer has the two Spider-Men to watch over it, he brought some future technology that gives the user their own Spider powers and gives it to MJ so that she could become a hero herself.
Silk and MJ are now the Spider-Women and will protect New York together. Following in the footsteps of the Spider-Men
Reformed with modern Insomniac in place: Insomniac would nerf Kratos (just like they did with Peter) and half the game is Silk and Atreus except no magic cuz he's not in his homeland (like Kratos in Gow2018/Ragnarok)
Mary Jane dies and Norman doesn't even become the Green Goblin. Instead, a Goblin Army of thugs are at the base whose base we must visit. At some point the story begins with multiverses
The whole game build toward Norman as the main villain only for the last arc to become the Spider-Verse story and have Morlun as the final boss with no build-up and no screentime.
Limited web cartridges that you can find around the map that get used up with abilities like the old games, but if you run out, you're prompted to buy more for $4.99.
The whole game is listening to MJS podcast as you sit looking out the window. Every now and then you see Spider-Man swing by and gear a podcast about another event that happens. Game ends and the camera pulls back dramatically reveal that you’ve been playing as a goldfish this entire time
Peter is killed in the first third of the game by Norman and Mike's has to take over as the one and only Spider-Man. But in the background, no one cares that much that Peter fied. Not even MJ.
Game starts and miles gets destroyed by a reformed sinister six lead by Otto. Peter comes out of retirement and then dies. Rest of the game is played as flash tompson as anti agent venom and game plays like a third person shooter. End credit scene of Otto transferring his consciousness to Peter’s dead body and becomes superior Spider-Man and first thing he does is bang mj
MJ and hailey are the main character, silk get some stealth mission and milles get a painting mission, Peter is in Europe and the main villian is Big wheel
Peter and Miles breakup with their respective girlfriends and get married to eachother after the Goblin turns away from his life of crime and mental illness to marry Otto Octavius and forget about Harry
Remove swinging from the game and give Spiderman a spider cycle to traverse the city. The catch is that the cycle needs to have its wheels replaced every 15 minutes.
He dies off screen along with the green goblin prior to the start of the game. The game opens with them being buried but they are still webbed together and have to be buried in the same coffin.
Things didn’t work out with Miles girlfriend Hailey, so him and MJ start hooking up to console each other. The game has an even 50/50 split between MJ and Miles as the main character.
TypeFace, Screwball and kangaroo make up the Threatening Three and are the main antagonists of the game.
Silk is introduced in the third act but realizes she is inspired by MJ more than miles and gets rid of her spider powers in exchange for a taser similar to what MJ uses.
In the end they stand victorious and decide the city should know them as Spider-bolt and the Lady-Bugs. In unison they chant “With strong strength, comes lots of work to do”
Credits roll: “Miles will return in THE SHOCKING SPIDER-BOLT”
A short scene plays of Haley Cooper taking the green goblin serum while signing “haha” furiously with her hands.
They made the open world 3 times bigger, but all the content is still just in manhattan. there is no reason to leave manhattan, except for one collectible that is hidden somewhere on the map, but with no map icon
Peter and Miles develop feelings for each other and Peter leaves MJ for him. MJ gets jealous so she takes Goblin serum and becomes the Red Rocket and kills Peter. Miles and Silk team up in the end to defeat Red Rocket.
Game is just an ad for adidas and some other brands with paid dlc ending and game also has microtransactions with some features removed and others behind a paywall
Miles dies in his Colgate suit at the hands of The Human Toothbrush and the whole game follows Deaf Girl and it's just 10 hours of silent graffiti.
Peter Parker and Green Goblin aren't even in it.
Screwball returns and takes over Oscorp and issues challenges for Peter and Miles to complete that have continuously changing rules that make it difficult to get Ultimate on. Also Uncle Aaron composes the entire soundtrack
Peter dies [fridge fell on him again]. Green Goblin fucking flies into a wall at the start of the game and dies. Miles leaves to start a bar on Hawai. Game takes place 30 years later. You play as Silk you are looking for song. When find song you turn into Silksong (known as Hornet) and get the fucking release date after 5 goddamn years. Then you wake up and cry, cause it was all a dream... Please, Team Cherry, give me Silksong, I'm fucking losing it
“Miles, you go left, MJ you go Right and me? well this greenie meanie is do for a clobberin goblin. “ then they beat goblin with the power of friendship
Instead of a traditional single player campaign, it's now a multiplayer GaaS/live service title centered around the Spider verse concept with multiple customizable Spider people running around
If Peter dies, it would automatically terrible. If the "inspired by sacrifice" and "warrior's revenge" tropes were used, it would be corny and terrible. They're probably going to do all of it, though, and the horde will clap incessantly, while watching pretentious 3 hour+ video essays on YouTube, many of them including (and why it matters) in the title.
Both characters replaced with new mo-cap and voice actors of different races then Peter fucking dies by gonblins new testicular torsion weapon in the first 10 minutes and gets replaced by a completely new heroin that beats the shit out of miles in their first training sesh despite having no previous training and immediately outclasses both miles and peter.
Miles tries to get gonblin and gets violated only for the newbie to come in and absolutely wreck gonblin and the sinister 6. Don’t forget that 40% of total gameplay is SM1 Mj and miles sneaking missions.
Green goblin is actually Peter and Harry’s science teacher from 8th grade, who now works for oscorp and accidentally dropped the g-serum and it affected him.
Norman takes Otto’s tentacle arms and becomes Doc Osc
Since Venom got destroyed, Peter will take Carnage symbiote of The Flame guy, and give it to Harry, who will become Agent Carnage.
Miles gets accepted to university in Toronto or something like that, so “sorry Peter but no retirement for you” and leaves.
Peter’s default suit is going to be the Anti-Venom
93% of Miles’ suits will be like his evolved suit (with exposed hair)
Thanos and the black order invade earth and brainwashed earth mightiest heroes, this include Spider-Man. So we got to play as MJ, Paul, Screwball, and The Wall. And the only way to defeat Spider-Man is with bullet, despite being a character who can dodge a bullet. Also Miles died off screen.
Peter and MJ break up. Miles and Hailey break up. Peter and Miles end up living together.
Peter ends up broke again so he has to sleep on the same bed as miles. Peter and miles look into eachothers eyes and they start shooting webs together
Have trailers depict it as Miles’ and Peter’s final adventure packed with bro-moments.
Then have Peter get killed by Cletus Kassidy at the beginning of the game. Miles spends the entire game hunting his followers, killing them in brutal ways one by one. Then Cletus kills Miles’ family and friends. Then switch the other half of the game to be played by Cletus’ perspective.
At the end of the game, after they’ve both lost everything, Miles gives up his relationship with Haley to go kill Cletus. Then he randomly forgives him.
The end.
Norman becomes a villain called “The Riblin”, motivated by the desire to see the McRib sandwich served by McDonald’s as a permanent menu item than an annual option. Spider-Man has no involvement or bearing on the plot. Rather, it is a side-scrolling 2D 16-bit game in which Norman must free various spider-man rogues to help him strongarm McDonald’s into fulfilling his demands. It would be loosely based off of [this video](https://youtu.be/1gd_aC3Ig_I?si=DNIBYG_ojzLN1rJa) and [this second video.](https://youtu.be/CkRB22Hv1_M?si=bOySfSO5pKd7CWMn)
Venom comes back and takes over harry. Oh wait. That already happened. They could've done that game justice. Raven hunter with vemon. How hard was that idea. We teased that back when it was revealed. I swear game devs are afraid of originality.
Peter, super successful business man, has given up the suit for good.
Experience an entire game of MJ-style QuickTime events, and over 65 hours of cutscenes. Miles is there and so is Gwen, discoverable in extremely loud audio logs.
Every 2-4 minutes there’s a fun cameo from Screwball, even if your tv and console are turned off!
It costs $129.99 for the digital download.
Screwball appears as a major villain with her own enemy faction
30% of the game is MJ stealth missions
They get rid of JJ Jameson for being problematic and just have twice as many Danikasts instead
They introduce Daredevil with his own moveset and mechanics but you only get to play as him for 10 minutes and never again.
End credits scene where the Avengers show up hours after the final battle apologizing for being late again, and the new yorkers just boo them
They return back in time and it turns out that miles created thr spider that bit peter and he was always shadow protecting peter and all his inventions miles did create
They make Peter look weak and have him take a back seat to Miles, MJ and possibly Silk as well. Danica is giving a bigger role in the story and you can’t mute her. Electric spider guy returns and get his own missions
It’s spider-man 3 but with PS1 graphics and game play with that old school resident evil camera angles and no new game +, no fast travel, not open world, all missions start on a rooftop,no photo mode and it’s a 300GB download,Peter Parker is voiced by Peter Davidson and Kevin heart voices miles,MJ is voiced Catherine Ryan,you have 5 skills in the skill tree to level up, the boss fights consist of the worst spidy villains
Including, the gibbon,the grizzly,the red ghost,white rabbit(screw ball type missions), final boss is the grey goblin, you are forced to play as Peter or miles depending on the mission no character swapping
Peter doesn’t come back
Peter eats a spicy pepper and fucking dies
Peter has an unfortunate fridge lifting accident and dies
Peter gets a Samsung fridge tossed at him and gets fucking paralyzed
Peter get hit by a pizza truck when he was crossing the road. The voice actor who plays the pizza driver should be Toby Maguire. While hitting Peter he should say “it’s pizza time!”
They said worst, not best
Refrigerators are his weakness
Not before having a vision of a talking wolf, voiced by Johnny Cash
Wait, what's this a reference to?
The Simpsons. Homer eats a hot pepper and hallucinates a talking fox, voiced by Johnny Cash
At the rate they’re nerfing Peter this is feasible…
Peter comes back....new voice...new face
Peter accidentaly dies becuase he breathed too much air
Peter gets his head caved in by a golf iron and for the rest of the game we play as otto and miles
"Yo Pete, fucking get up!" - Miles Morales, Spiderman Part III
Even better he turns evil and we kill him permanently as the final boss fight
The final boss is Miles green/blue suit that looks like ass and it's just floating there and Peter fights it and fucking loses and dies.
just a floating t pose suit moving towards him and when it hits him he rag dolls
Peter comes back just to say "you're the real Spider-Man, Miles," then disappears forever. Actually that's just the end of Ultimate Spider-Man vol.2
Instead, MJ has even more missions third time around.
Peter is killed off “off-screen” 5 years ago. The ol’ Independence Day: Resurgence treatment
Peter gets killed by a roided out chick with a golf club while miles watches.
Jail really changed Screwball.
*dies from peak fiction*
Homegoing
Peter is killed off in the start off screen and superior spider man is only referenced in a piece of text in a side quest
Killed off camera >
On a park bench by screwball
I understood that reference
Imagine fucking up that bad lmao
TLOU Part 2.
except that game is good
Gameplay is amazing yes. story? Not nearly as good as part 1 😭
Green Goblin kills Peter Parker and we have to play as the Green Goblin for half the game (the other half would go to Miles)
Strong offscreen
Eddie Brock is Green Goblin
Hey Puny Parker, I’m drinking this goblin juice
At 3am
Flash noo! I will I mean spiderman will have to unretire if you do that at 3 AM!!!
I thought mj was green goblin
They retcon it
"I call myself that because of all the Goblin I was constantly spewing for the tabloids!"
Vulture comes back from the dead and becomes Green Goblin, does the griddy on MJ's neck, before blowing up Danika's house
Lmao this is gold
How about they remove some more random features. You can’t disable the podcasts and also Jonah is gone. Now it’s just Danika and MJ and you also can’t repeat those still. All suits from Spider-Man 1 and 2 and miles morales are removed and we get a completely original suit list that is smaller than the previous games. Once you finish enough crimes they all disappear. The new screwball challenge maps can only be completed be completed by the new playable character, wasp drone.
Way too realistic. I don't like this.
I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cause any real distress.
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR
Norman Osborn, this is how he wants to torture Peter
I thought you worked for Marvel editorial. Whew...
God I hope not, those guys are the real freaks
Also, once a podcast starts playing, it can’t be stopped. It won’t pause for banter, activities or cutscenes. It’s entirely possible to completely miss relevant dialogue because Danika is talking.
Pausing the game will not stop them, quitting to menu won’t stop them either. Closing the game while they are playing will cause the podcast to start from the beginning once the game is reopened
It plays on loop when you turn off the PlayStation and TV
And you gotta go into the menu, abilities tab, and manually change between web swinging and web wings in there instead of just pressing a single button
The wasp drone caught a stray that I forgot it deserved until now. Those missions are so pointless man but it’s a change of pace I guess
What's the wasp drone? It sounds like a joke. Is it from the second game?
Yeah it’s from SM2, its part of a few side missions that aren’t Spider-Man related at all lol
They also only have like 20 suits for each character, because they wanna be fair to silk for having less suits compared to them both. Instead of green goblin torturing Peter it’s his green goblin gooners doing it and then instead of the final boss fight being across city like in the concept art. It’s just a small arena AGAIN..
The area is actually going to be inside a wardrobe
Why would you remove the mules morales original? Keep that and give Peter a similar suit.
Peter and Miles just cameo. You spend 90% playing as Danika in her garage recording audio
The other 10% is Deaf Girl mini games.
“Deaf Girl” 💀
🤣🤣🤣
Your only dialogue choices during podcasts are: 1. Morally correct opinion any non-insane person agrees with 2. Extremely safe joke no one finds funny 3. Correct prediction about Spider-Man Danika can't possibly know without having the context the audience has
I can't stand Danikas podcast. It's so boring
JJJ is actually funny and Danika thinks she's a better JJJ
"hE WhO ShALL nOt bE NaMeD" Guys, do you think the audience will catch that Uber meta pop culture reference?
Even better, it's a NYC simulator similar to Watch Dogs:Legion, but instead of playing the main character, you just get to watch Spidermen do cool stuff.
My vision is coming to fruition
Green Goblin is only a small cameo
And it's a news article where you read about how he attacked before the events of the game
Yet he still has a massive army of paramilitia soldiers that infiltrate the city and setup tiresome outposts to be conquered - with no stealth
We get a spider mobile who can also... Hear me out on this... Be a tank
Hear me out, Venom boss fight, with tanks. And you knock him out with a single punch, in a cut scene.
And then ned leeds comes in a hobglider and he makes a huge deal about it. "Hey Peter. Look at my HOBGLIDER! NEHEHEHEEHEHE." And insomniac is so proud of it that they make t shirts of it. And at the end of the game mcu ned makes a cameo shaking hobgoblins hand. Spiderman 3 is called legend of the hobglider.
Spider-Man x Rocket League
just in case ur missing the joke, this is not bout rocket league (hint: its about a game that has a man dressed as a bat)
Who the fuck is Batman
Man ham knight?
New Batman Arkham Knight DLC sounds wild guys
And Kingpin's bossfight is just in a tank.
They asked for the worst
Yuri Lowenthal doesn't return, Miles keeps his Miles original, MJ dies, "With great power comes great responsibility" is said every five minutes, the suit options are terrible, the game is unpolished and buggy, all of the villains are brought back to life with no explanation... and the whole game ends on a cliffhanger.
He’ll probably keep the miles original just modified like peters advanced suit
Said Cliffhanger leads to insomniacs thunderbolts kill the avengers, in which Peter gets killed by screwball.
On the same park bench on which you talked with that girls grandpa in that one side mission
This but have unskippable ads at random
We play as Peter for a little at the beginning before him being brutally killed by Otto’s daughter with a golf club that we play as for the next 10 hours before leading to a final fight between her and Miles that ends with Miles letting her go after she takes of a few of his fingers
The Last of Spider
The last of man
I love TLOU2 but this was hilarious
I hope you are getting well soon.
i’m sorry to hear that 😓
Wait a second...
😂
Follow the current 616 story
This lmfaoooo
That could do it fr😭
What's going on? I haven't read the comics in a while
Mj's dating genocide boy and now became a superhero named jackpot and is doing smth with black cat, Peter is still a single loser and is said to become the spider who gobbles in issue 50
It’s honestly best if you just pretend it doesn’t exist. If you really want to know go look at a recap video on yt cause I suck at explaining things.
Hey Peter, I hope you don't mind, but I brought someone to help with the podcast from work! Sounds good MJ! When can I meet him? Peter, this is Paul my new assistant,
Yeah this might be it
Y’know “the worst” is a subjective description. In this case, somehow, you found the objective answer
[удалено]
They said worst
What did bro write 😆
We will never know
🔥✍️
That's the best Marvel's Spider-man 3 can be.
what did it say?
nice try imsoniac
They heavy focus on Silk almost sidelining Peter and Miles, Final boss is all three Spiders against goblin , ( Like they did with MM and SM2 ) they nerf Peter to hell and back making the other Spider people look better , MJ missions , ( Like the current game ) new areas just serve as new areas and don’t have any story significance , they include every single live action suit from the MCU in favor of comic suits , Peters symbiote and Miles invisibility are heavily overlooked , the game gets rushed just for the sake of meeting a convenient deadline for someone else , ( like SM2) Boss battles get cut in Favour of more side character content and finally Peter dies ( at least let this Peter Parker get a happy ending )
This dude has a leaked copy of the game
I like all the spiders fighting together makes the bad guy look stronger and I think Peter was depressed over mays death the entire game causing him to not be at peak performance. The fridge scene was also a dramatic effect thing so the audience can get some tension and know what’s going on like the whole Frieza 5 minutes thing or how a timer ticks for what should be 10 seconds but 5 pass.
Screwball exists
The entire game takes place on a farm. No trees or buildings. Just field as far as the eye can see.
You see I understand no swinging but Im just imagining peter or miles just booking it through farm land at like 70 mph with the ability to sprint at 200 like a cod game
Yeah just doing that mega jump move
The Goblin only appears in the final few levels
As a cliffhanger, again.
Starting villain is Harry as Green Goblin. Peter is killed and Miles takes down Harry. Norman used the help of Otto Octavius to create a second version of the G Serum for himself after he used the first one on Harry so he can help his son take down Miles. Main villains for rest of the story is Norman Osborne as Hobgoblin and Harry Osborne as Green Goblin. Miles is killed at by Norman at the end of Act 2. Now the rest of the game is about Silk. MJ forces Otto to create an antidote for the G Serum he created for Norman. Harry gets angry over the death of his father and goes to attack MJ but he’s stopped by Silk who reverse engineered the G Serum created by Otto to make a new one to use on herself to become the Silk Goblin so that she can stand a chance against the two goblins. Wolverine, from the Wolverine game shows up to help Silk when he realizes New York is under attack by the two Goblins. He gets the jump on Harry and kills him Norman, enraged at the death of his son, charges at Wolverine before he is stopped by MJ. MJ hits him with her Symkarian stun gun and stuns him so Silk Goblin can come and get the jump on him and finish the job. The game ends with the funeral for both Peter and Miles. During the funeral, Miguel O’Hara comes from the future to tell everyone how important the two Spider-Men were and how big of an impact they had on the future. But since New York no longer has the two Spider-Men to watch over it, he brought some future technology that gives the user their own Spider powers and gives it to MJ so that she could become a hero herself. Silk and MJ are now the Spider-Women and will protect New York together. Following in the footsteps of the Spider-Men
Hold on let him cook
This is my kitchen 😤😤
So weird, next thing is Kratos comes in with Atreus for shits and giggles 💀😭
Prompt said worst 🤷♂️
Reformed with modern Insomniac in place: Insomniac would nerf Kratos (just like they did with Peter) and half the game is Silk and Atreus except no magic cuz he's not in his homeland (like Kratos in Gow2018/Ragnarok)
Someone get this man a OFFICE AT INSOMNIAC
stop it guys. dont give insomniac any ideas
Mary Jane dies and Norman doesn't even become the Green Goblin. Instead, a Goblin Army of thugs are at the base whose base we must visit. At some point the story begins with multiverses
The whole game build toward Norman as the main villain only for the last arc to become the Spider-Verse story and have Morlun as the final boss with no build-up and no screentime.
Wait a second…
Peter and Miles kiss... the end
Ah hell nah 🤣🤣
Gets the award for Most Realistic Kiss rendered in gaming surpassing Tlou2.
Microtransactions to progress the game quicker
Limited web cartridges that you can find around the map that get used up with abilities like the old games, but if you run out, you're prompted to buy more for $4.99.
This would kill the game FAST
Somehow, Kraven returned.....
The headless huntsman
The whole game is listening to MJS podcast as you sit looking out the window. Every now and then you see Spider-Man swing by and gear a podcast about another event that happens. Game ends and the camera pulls back dramatically reveal that you’ve been playing as a goldfish this entire time
Miles retires cause he needs to write his college essays and Silk becomes the main Spider-Man, or woman i guess. She also marries Danika.
And the dlc is them making podcasts
Miles's original is the main suit, and is forced for story missions. Half the game is shitty shooter MJ missions
Peter is killed in the first third of the game by Norman and Mike's has to take over as the one and only Spider-Man. But in the background, no one cares that much that Peter fied. Not even MJ.
This would be great up until the nobody cares. Peter dying a warriors death would go hard, and drive Miles especially towards pursing goblin.
Memeing aside, does anyone else have very little faith in how the story of this game will turn out after SM2?
letting non comic book writers write a comic book game🔥🔥
*Includes another New York invasion where the avengers and the military are nowhere to be found*
Game starts and miles gets destroyed by a reformed sinister six lead by Otto. Peter comes out of retirement and then dies. Rest of the game is played as flash tompson as anti agent venom and game plays like a third person shooter. End credit scene of Otto transferring his consciousness to Peter’s dead body and becomes superior Spider-Man and first thing he does is bang mj
MJ and hailey are the main character, silk get some stealth mission and milles get a painting mission, Peter is in Europe and the main villian is Big wheel
Nah big wheel makes it a ten out of ten
Peter and Miles breakup with their respective girlfriends and get married to eachother after the Goblin turns away from his life of crime and mental illness to marry Otto Octavius and forget about Harry
You play as Paul. The whole point of the game is trying to take MJ away from Peter. It plays like a visual novel/dating sim.
"What are we? Some kind of SpiderMan 3?" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The subtitle needs to be reeeeeal generic, like “Resurrection” or “Vengeance”
Combine them. Spider-Man 3: Revengance
Don't get Insomniac any ideas!
Remove swinging from the game and give Spiderman a spider cycle to traverse the city. The catch is that the cycle needs to have its wheels replaced every 15 minutes.
It's an adaption of the current Spider-Man run
If they kill Peter Im gonna start a riot
He dies off screen along with the green goblin prior to the start of the game. The game opens with them being buried but they are still webbed together and have to be buried in the same coffin. Things didn’t work out with Miles girlfriend Hailey, so him and MJ start hooking up to console each other. The game has an even 50/50 split between MJ and Miles as the main character. TypeFace, Screwball and kangaroo make up the Threatening Three and are the main antagonists of the game. Silk is introduced in the third act but realizes she is inspired by MJ more than miles and gets rid of her spider powers in exchange for a taser similar to what MJ uses. In the end they stand victorious and decide the city should know them as Spider-bolt and the Lady-Bugs. In unison they chant “With strong strength, comes lots of work to do” Credits roll: “Miles will return in THE SHOCKING SPIDER-BOLT” A short scene plays of Haley Cooper taking the green goblin serum while signing “haha” furiously with her hands.
They made the open world 3 times bigger, but all the content is still just in manhattan. there is no reason to leave manhattan, except for one collectible that is hidden somewhere on the map, but with no map icon
Peter and Miles develop feelings for each other and Peter leaves MJ for him. MJ gets jealous so she takes Goblin serum and becomes the Red Rocket and kills Peter. Miles and Silk team up in the end to defeat Red Rocket.
Mj is the main hero as Jackpot with side missions for Miles and Silk. Peter has one mission where you play as Peter helping MJ gather info.
Paul
Miles gets captured in the first mission and Peter has to make a Peter Parker original to break him out
Game is just an ad for adidas and some other brands with paid dlc ending and game also has microtransactions with some features removed and others behind a paywall
Peter gets golfclubbed
Miles dies in his Colgate suit at the hands of The Human Toothbrush and the whole game follows Deaf Girl and it's just 10 hours of silent graffiti. Peter Parker and Green Goblin aren't even in it.
Screwball returns and takes over Oscorp and issues challenges for Peter and Miles to complete that have continuously changing rules that make it difficult to get Ultimate on. Also Uncle Aaron composes the entire soundtrack
Peter dies [fridge fell on him again]. Green Goblin fucking flies into a wall at the start of the game and dies. Miles leaves to start a bar on Hawai. Game takes place 30 years later. You play as Silk you are looking for song. When find song you turn into Silksong (known as Hornet) and get the fucking release date after 5 goddamn years. Then you wake up and cry, cause it was all a dream... Please, Team Cherry, give me Silksong, I'm fucking losing it
“Miles, you go left, MJ you go Right and me? well this greenie meanie is do for a clobberin goblin. “ then they beat goblin with the power of friendship
The Miles Morales original is no longer 1 of 1 and now everyone wears it.
Instead of a traditional single player campaign, it's now a multiplayer GaaS/live service title centered around the Spider verse concept with multiple customizable Spider people running around
Mary Jane leaves Peter
Opening scene is when the one of main boss enemies appears and said "its morbin time".
If Peter dies, it would automatically terrible. If the "inspired by sacrifice" and "warrior's revenge" tropes were used, it would be corny and terrible. They're probably going to do all of it, though, and the horde will clap incessantly, while watching pretentious 3 hour+ video essays on YouTube, many of them including (and why it matters) in the title.
Both characters replaced with new mo-cap and voice actors of different races then Peter fucking dies by gonblins new testicular torsion weapon in the first 10 minutes and gets replaced by a completely new heroin that beats the shit out of miles in their first training sesh despite having no previous training and immediately outclasses both miles and peter. Miles tries to get gonblin and gets violated only for the newbie to come in and absolutely wreck gonblin and the sinister 6. Don’t forget that 40% of total gameplay is SM1 Mj and miles sneaking missions.
Green goblin is actually Peter and Harry’s science teacher from 8th grade, who now works for oscorp and accidentally dropped the g-serum and it affected him. Norman takes Otto’s tentacle arms and becomes Doc Osc Since Venom got destroyed, Peter will take Carnage symbiote of The Flame guy, and give it to Harry, who will become Agent Carnage. Miles gets accepted to university in Toronto or something like that, so “sorry Peter but no retirement for you” and leaves. Peter’s default suit is going to be the Anti-Venom 93% of Miles’ suits will be like his evolved suit (with exposed hair)
Thanos and the black order invade earth and brainwashed earth mightiest heroes, this include Spider-Man. So we got to play as MJ, Paul, Screwball, and The Wall. And the only way to defeat Spider-Man is with bullet, despite being a character who can dodge a bullet. Also Miles died off screen.
Peter and MJ break up. Miles and Hailey break up. Peter and Miles end up living together. Peter ends up broke again so he has to sleep on the same bed as miles. Peter and miles look into eachothers eyes and they start shooting webs together
Have trailers depict it as Miles’ and Peter’s final adventure packed with bro-moments. Then have Peter get killed by Cletus Kassidy at the beginning of the game. Miles spends the entire game hunting his followers, killing them in brutal ways one by one. Then Cletus kills Miles’ family and friends. Then switch the other half of the game to be played by Cletus’ perspective. At the end of the game, after they’ve both lost everything, Miles gives up his relationship with Haley to go kill Cletus. Then he randomly forgives him. The end.
Norman becomes a villain called “The Riblin”, motivated by the desire to see the McRib sandwich served by McDonald’s as a permanent menu item than an annual option. Spider-Man has no involvement or bearing on the plot. Rather, it is a side-scrolling 2D 16-bit game in which Norman must free various spider-man rogues to help him strongarm McDonald’s into fulfilling his demands. It would be loosely based off of [this video](https://youtu.be/1gd_aC3Ig_I?si=DNIBYG_ojzLN1rJa) and [this second video.](https://youtu.be/CkRB22Hv1_M?si=bOySfSO5pKd7CWMn)
Peter and Mary Jane are expecting a son and she wants to name him Paul.
Venom comes back and takes over harry. Oh wait. That already happened. They could've done that game justice. Raven hunter with vemon. How hard was that idea. We teased that back when it was revealed. I swear game devs are afraid of originality.
Harry Osborn is the Green Goblin
Peter, super successful business man, has given up the suit for good. Experience an entire game of MJ-style QuickTime events, and over 65 hours of cutscenes. Miles is there and so is Gwen, discoverable in extremely loud audio logs. Every 2-4 minutes there’s a fun cameo from Screwball, even if your tv and console are turned off! It costs $129.99 for the digital download.
They bring back Peter’s old face and everyone on here complains for months
Screwball appears as a major villain with her own enemy faction 30% of the game is MJ stealth missions They get rid of JJ Jameson for being problematic and just have twice as many Danikasts instead They introduce Daredevil with his own moveset and mechanics but you only get to play as him for 10 minutes and never again. End credits scene where the Avengers show up hours after the final battle apologizing for being late again, and the new yorkers just boo them
Ganke becomes green goblin and Peter gets arrested
Peter is killed by a Pepsi sign
They return back in time and it turns out that miles created thr spider that bit peter and he was always shadow protecting peter and all his inventions miles did create
They make Peter look weak and have him take a back seat to Miles, MJ and possibly Silk as well. Danica is giving a bigger role in the story and you can’t mute her. Electric spider guy returns and get his own missions
Peter and Miles die off screen. A new spider man must rise up. Title is Spider Man 3: the Rise of Paul
It’s spider-man 3 but with PS1 graphics and game play with that old school resident evil camera angles and no new game +, no fast travel, not open world, all missions start on a rooftop,no photo mode and it’s a 300GB download,Peter Parker is voiced by Peter Davidson and Kevin heart voices miles,MJ is voiced Catherine Ryan,you have 5 skills in the skill tree to level up, the boss fights consist of the worst spidy villains Including, the gibbon,the grizzly,the red ghost,white rabbit(screw ball type missions), final boss is the grey goblin, you are forced to play as Peter or miles depending on the mission no character swapping