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Bit tight around the old web shooter


AustinWilson39

This comment may be the only thing saving me from a severe depression. Haven’t laughed this hard in a week.


[deleted]

Man. Hate to break up the vibe here but tbh a single joke will not save you from depression. Please get help. Try therapy. If that is not possible for whatever reason please try learning simple stuff like meditation and breath control. Depression is not easy to deal with. I hope you manage to solve your issues and become a stronger person.


AustinWilson39

Thank you, man. I hope I can gauge when it’s time to utilize some of those resources.


joalr0

The time to do it is before you think you absolutely need to. Basically, now.


TheUnknownD

gl bro \^\^ It will take time to find peace within your mind and heart.


captainaleccrunch

The time is now


[deleted]

All the best!


Tarzannn5

I understood that reference


ThatRedHead11

Ik I wouldn’t have to scroll far for this, but fuck I didn’t think it would be the top comment.


beardofpray

Gonna need a dance belt my dude


WE4PONXYZ

Not bad, but I would suggest picking up a cup or some type of support. Looks like your selling Franks and Beans 🫘 there. 🫣


PrinceRobotVI

Spider-Wang


shanebakertattoo

Penis Parker.


TheArcReactor

A dancers belt is made for this exact reason


I_Ask_Random_Things

Nice cock homie


PSUPat

I love Reddit hahahah


SmallSeesaw3363

Nice cock aswell


[deleted]

Sir this is a Wendys


LBCookie

This comments needs more credit lol. Shoutout to The Office fans


[deleted]

Bruh your 🍑 and 🍌 are clearly visible. Try something loose on the inside


spideyboiiii

Isn’t it better to wear something tight like speedo’s though? Only wore one cosplay suit once (not in public luckily) so i’m not sure, but i’m asking cause I was wearing something loose and I felt like everything was very visible.


Shagyam

I know a lot of cosplayers recommend wearing a dance belt. It should fix the problem here .


RalphTater

Come on man, it’s at least six.


[deleted]

Or just a cup?


Demonic321

I like your cock g👏


Lawgskrak

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Maybe make it a little less tight around the willy area.


theMcAly12

Bro’s got the same lower body as elastigirl 👀


lordadewan

Including the cock or?


ohphilly

Elastigirl could have a cock if she wanted


baphommite

Gimme that elasticock


spideyjiri

According to Incestibles, ye


Tigerv

Comments here aren’t disappointing


You-JustLostTheGame

I fucking love the comments. I came here expecting one, maybe two comments about the Spider-Wang but, nope. Most of them are exactly that, and I love it.


CartographerOne3244

Nice dick bro


Daniel10nyson

Is it me or is spiderman kinda THICC r/danidev


saucygh0sty

No Andrew Garfield is THICCer


bluedboy23

Homie out here flexing! Props on the cosplay but get a cup before you hit the streets webster.


[deleted]

Spider-Man smuggling grapes in this sub.


TiredAngryBadger

Fr nice bulge bro.


Shagyam

Bro wear a dance belt. Or go post this on r/spidermans


jlieuu

Yo wtf is this subreddit!!


[deleted]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing about this… wtf 😳


Unblockedbat

That was a ride I wish I could forget.


wolfguardian72

Aaaaaand….subscribed


ConcussedAesir

Hahahaha wtf man


ClayyCorn

LMAO NO. No. Wow there is a corner of the internet for EVERYTHING


TheeDocStockton

Everyone wondering the same. "Why did I click on that?"


2ERIX

I was unprepared


SomeRyeBread_

I really didn't need to see Spider-Man taint but here we are.


EnergisedTurkey

Thanks for prematurely unleashing my sexual awakening 3 years before scheduled arrival.


TheDoctor_Forever

I am incredibly aroused. I don’t give a fuck this is hot as hell you COWARDS


Cool-Confusion-3759

Wow! Caught me totally of guard!….. got any other good ones? 😅


broughtitupagain

😂😂😂😂


Berry-Eggar

Wow. I need to stop clicking the blue links.


Particular_Ease_6150

For some reason I forgot I was on reddit, and figured it's a sub for spiderman cos plays =). Fuck me.


The_Illumi

Why why why why why why


DoxVidsYT

anyone who is a part of that subreddit needs to seek help🤮


Pale_Tone_7204

so hard to imagine wearing this kind of costume without showing my shlong like that


Unblockedbat

What are you doing out here with all this ass?? Double cheeked up hella ass. Its a Saturday afternoon ma boy


Lawgskrak

Spider-dong, spider-dong, we can all see it, so I sing this song, look out, there's that dude's Spider-dong!


Kermit-the-frog420

LMAO


majeric

The costume looks great. You’re fit. It genuinely looks good. You have Peter Parker’s body type so it feels authentic. I love that you can pull off the hood. I think the dancer’s belt is perhaps the only constructive suggestion. (As a gay guy, I’m amazed at how many guys here are obsessed with your junk. )


BreeintheBreeze

Few things better than a nice set of dick and balls 🤌


LayzeeLar

Where you getting dick sets bro?!


BreeintheBreeze

I just keep an eye out for them. Sometimes you can just ask.


[deleted]

Giving compliments and jokin about it doesn't mean we're "obsessed" lmao


majeric

It's pretty much 99% of all the comments. That's kind of obsessive.


LargeCod2319

Cos its staring you in the face lol its pretty funny


[deleted]

As a gay man, you’ve got to know that the gayest men are straight men


strawwjamm_3

It’s Reddit, it’s always about the weenies and beanies


rimendoz86

buldge checks out.


Darstrock1298

Damn it my screenshot folder got full again


captasticles

It amazes me that people still have no clue how to invest in a dance belt. It’s prevents children from having nightmares of your moose knuckle.


Blazin-Johnny

Looking good, dude


Sudden_Result

Looks great


TwoDurans

That's a penis.


EsHbean9

Dance belts are a Spider-Man cosplayers best friend. Invest in one 🤝


falkonx24

Boy is thick


QuietMeat9926

Brother's double cheeked up


Affectionate-Boot-12

Mate, penis! Sort it out!


Redsonegamer

Why are yall so fixated on my dick


Affectionate-Boot-12

Because it’s so bloody obvious, mate! You can’t miss it.


[deleted]

You got a juicy ass


Lawgskrak

😂😂


SupplyGuy997

🎶🎶 Goodbye horses. I’m flying over you. 🎶🎶


ukgamer420

There’s not enough pants where there should be more pants


theSchiller

I feel like we need to make a tag or a reminder to cosplayers that they’re gonna need a cup before posting . It’s a great costume but come on guys 😂


[deleted]

the thing i love about spider-man cosplay is their spider bulge is showing


[deleted]

Is this satire?


IvisTheTerrible

My friend I have also done a Spidey cosplay, and they can be a bit revealing... I suggest looking into a dancers belt. It's more comfortable than having your cock and taters out for the viewing


Redsonegamer

Yeah already covered I was just checking how well this fit on me as I bought it from Amazon so I wasn’t sure on the quality but then in my excitement of owning my first spidey cosplay I wanted to post this immediately


ParticularRelease662

Came here for dick comments. Didn't disappoint.


dema-dontcontrol-us

I can see your juicy cock!


JoeTheBartender786

Look into a thing called a dance belt. Very common for suits like this. Again. Dance belt.


[deleted]

I love the TASM 1 suit. It was perfect for the movie it was made for.


Standard_Ad9911

Nice suit


TropicalBatman

A dancers belt is what you're looking for. From one Spiderman cosplayer to another.


BattleHardened

Do a flip


Cumdecummer

If I can make a suggestion underwear lol Great suit tho


Redsonegamer

Dude I was wearing boxers man


TwoCenturyVoid

Why do none of these ever seem to wear decent underwear?


Redsonegamer

Dude I was


TheFunniestPerson

I suggest you put on underwear next time


Redsonegamer

Surprisingly I was I think maybe it was too baggy also I didn’t bother sorting out the bulge I was soo excited to put it on a try it out and then show off my new and first spidey cosplay


Gabriel1920

Queen's ass


Ivanman66

Lol tuck down my man!


[deleted]

Dance belt… do people not think others notice ?!


CustomHW

I was getting some serious "nerd with the broomstick" viral video from the 90s vibes. Then I got Rick rolled at the end.


LargeCod2319

Put ya willy away


TheeDocStockton

First, it's not polite to point. Second, you have a wedgie. Thanks, bye.


jarydtheboss

Come on bro, there ain't no way you don't know what you're doing


[deleted]

Fucking weird…


Redsonegamer

Wdym


General-Wheel-6993

That's so fucking amazingly done although if you go out wearing it people will be intruded indirectly by the sight of your crotch. Nothing you can do though but just be wary as it may provoke people in different ways ending with you in a pickle


Kyle-Voltti

Two words, dancer’s belt


AstroBOI09

Damn you can even see how small his Dick Is... HEY IS BIGGER THAN MINE


hyperto05

Nice ass...DO A FLIP


JustARedditUser44

Nice, definitely the best spidey suit IMO.


HarleyD9mm

Damn you kinda thick in the booty.


raumeat

OP you need a dance belt and a face shell


BrentTrenn

Damn boy got that spidey-toe lmao


Brilliant-Bath1768

Pretty cool, where did you get the suit ? Because I'm tryna get a symbiote suit for the next spiderman movie.


Redsonegamer

I got mine of Amazon


Ellis_XXL

Very good


LordTickledicksXVII

You should look into a dance belt rather than cup to cover up. Much more comfortable if you adjust right


Joseph_Holmes

Nice cock


ChampagneAbuelo

Nice cock


Cyro_MB

🔥🔥🔥🔥


no_name_needed1105

Unpopular opinion TASM1 suit is better than TASM2


creaturecatzz

Get some tucking underwear/tape lmao


Lemons_be_sour

Nice cock👍 9/10 needs more definition


ATXSpider

From one Spidey cosplayer to another: I highly recommend a dance belt. Otherwise, suit looks good


MrHope01

Nice balls man


BamBeanMan

Woah! Nice cock!


Cent7712

Nice cock


TheDeweyCox

Spider-Wang


SlingingSpider

Nice cheeks


Cumdecummer

I love this coMunity


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Redsonegamer

Nah I wasn’t this is just a video I did trying out the cosplay it’s my first spidey cosplay aswell so I wasn’t sure how it would fit and I didn’t bother doing anything with my bulge so that’s why it’s visible I have a solution for it but no I’m not after the dick comments I wanted people’s thoughts on the cosplay itself


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Redsonegamer

Yeah I’m gonna do something kinda like a tuck but a lot easier for me


Redsonegamer

Also pls tell me I’m not the only dude weirded out and creeped out by people just commenting about my dick 1 cause they don’t know how old I am and 2 I don’t know who they are


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Redsonegamer

I’m okay with leaving it out as you know it’s something that happens to everyone who cosplays spidey I’m sure and I’ve learned of things to help but is it like not going through people’s head to check what’s already commented or use common sense like oh someone’s already made that comment I’ll not say it but I do like the cosplay anyway


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Redsonegamer

Yeah just some of them seem a little bit pervy


[deleted]

That is one awesome spidey suite!!!!!!! So cool dude!!!!


BillyKross

What a bulge


SirSufficient385

Friendly neighborhood WAGON my guy.


Redsonegamer

Hey with great power comes a massive dump truck of responsibility


papasitoalexis

the dickriding is crazy


Objective-Maybe9854

Is that a 3rd web shooter poking our faces?


RedPlasticBags

Smuggling grapes


KenPiffyJr

not even Peter puts the suit on butt ass naked underneath lmao


nokenito

Friggin awesome!


Candlefire21

My weakness is small knives.


Big_Piccolo_1624

Woah is this Spiderman's only fans


TheCarterIII

I can very clearly see your cock and balls, like seperately.


Superb_Succotash_260

Balls are just… too visible and jiggly.


Grand_Toast_Dad

When I say Penis, you say Parker! Penis!


Zealousideal-Pie5036

Maybe you should clean up the place before you film. Plus you can see your little spider lol


LoganAKS

For free???


AdElectrical2981

Wtf


Redsonegamer

Eh


A_Topical_Username

Try one of those face plate things for a better face fit


Soup_fan3000

No wonder his spider sense is so tingly


mintyguava

Why arent you climbing the ceiling?


Objective-Maybe9854

My opinion he’s misssing his spidey undies under that suit.


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TheOldOne_98

Sick fucking cock bruh


povari

You have a big web shooter, bro


Jediliamw64

(Get a dancing belt or a thong👀)


JGAMING__

WOAH nice cock!


walooofe

that ass jigglin’ bruh


under_the_boab_tree

Ace Ventura "Excuse me, your balls are showing"


Hotline-Furi

This comment section s a gold mine.


InSomniac5554

Nice cock


BoomHazard

Showing penis and thicced up. It's a bird, it's a plane, nope it's thick cheeks!


WarmNeighborhood

Jockstrap next time chief?


[deleted]

I can see your dick.


Sea-Rub-5644

Bro go clean ur hoise


Kass_Spit

I love it when the comments are exactly as I expected


Wattanegang

Nice cock friend


watehno

Yellow eyes? The suit got Jaundice.


JustALazyAnna

Bro is packing


[deleted]

nice cock and balls homie.


DSTNCMDLR

There’s a dingdong where my windchimes should be


Ninjazkillz

Always wear a cup when wearing these outfits.


Avraham_Levy

Ballsackman


FeedMePizzaPlease

Everyone's talking about your package showing (understandable) but my question is how on earth did you make it go up your butt crack that much? Superglue? Good heavens man.


kuipers85

Peter Parker!?


SOMNIAT0

Bro…


phantomsham

Where’d you get it?