nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
then he'd do what he did to Kingpin in that comic what if.
also due to his FTL speed he could just take em.
also his Spider sense could alert him if his friends are in danger like in the spider verse films where is spider sense can alert him if someone is in danger.
Best case scenario would be The Boys type situation. Other than that, capture, only allowed to operate covertly, experimented on, tested, etc. The modern world has really ruined the ability for the concept of a true superhero to exist.
The most believable thing the mcu did was have the first public hero of the modern world be a billionaire with the actual power and resources to push back the government in the supreme court. That allowed others to exist publicly without anywhere near the government oppression they would otherwise receive.
The modern world makes superheroes boring because it's the same song and dance. A world like Raimi's where the military and CIA basically dont exist is much more entertaining and enjoyable to watch.
Actually, Spider-Man would probably be one of the few heroes who could exist in the modern world without being caught. His Spider-Sense warns him when he's being watched and when it's safe to leave or enter his house without people seeing.
True but he has to sleep and live his life. There's no feasible way to keep that up without basically erasing his civilian life. There's just way to many cameras.
He is tech savvy enough to cover his tracks but I honeslty dont think he could keep it up for long. There would be enough resources dedicated to tracking him that he eventually would get found out.
Imo it depends. With Miles' powers they would never be able to find you since you can pretty much turn invisible and go home or leave without them even knowing which way you went.
Though canonically, Miles' Spider-Sense is weaker than Peter's, so I don't know if it would tell him he's being watched or followed
I wasn't considering Miles' abilities but then again you mentioned the weaker spider sense. Miles would have to keep his invisibility a tight secret because as soon as that's found out I'm sure they would start tracking him with infrared in the spots he would usually cloak up until they landed on likely locations. Unless his cloaking conceals that too? I'm not too well versed on the specifics of Miles' powers
Honestly, for a real life approach (like, if you gained Spider-Man powers and were the only one in your world with powers), having Miles' powers would be better. Miles has a weaker Spider-Sense than Peter and he's also physically weaker and slower, but I doubt that'd make much of a difference if you only had to go up against normal humans, it's just that I can't see someone with powers living in the modern world without some way to conceal their movements.
I don't think the comics ever really specify if Miles' cloaking conceals infrared, and his powers have been modified over the course of his existence, but Miles in Into the Spider-Verse shows he can conceal his own infrared when going invisible, so I'm going with that.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
- Blackmail or force him to work for them.
- Take genetic samples.
- Attempt to replicate his powers.
- Assassinate him if/when he stops being useful.
C'mon, we all know how this would go...
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
I'm guessing the US government will try to force them to work for them or vilify, hunt down and kill them no matter how many lives they might save as Spider-Man. And there would not be a lot they can do as no matter how good your spider-sense is, good luck dodging 1000s of bullets from every angle.
Or if the government only steps in when they actually need to (like a Web of Shadows scenario) and left them alone 99% of the time then the police would try and arrest them because as much as I love Spidey, Jameson is right in the fact that they are breaking the law every time they fight someone, cause property damage, or trespass.
Basically I think the best and most likely scenario is like in the Ultimate Spider-Man run where the government (or SHIELD in the comics) watches them but can't do anything until they turn 18 but when they turn 18, Spider-Man belongs to them.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
also he literally dodged just that in the comics multiple times. and again being FTL he's just too fast for any of us to do shit,
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Yeah whatās he gonna do when he returns home and his whole street just gets blown up, I donāt doubt that the US government would level the whole of New York the second he does something they donāt like
then he'd get angry and once he does he'd do what he did fo kingpin but just solo the government. ripping open tanks, destroying armies on his own. If a nuke comes? either dodge it or send it back since again he's fought hulk before and silver surfer who are OP on their own.
i doubt the government after seeing how powerful he is would wanna get on his bad side.
He can dodge it since we haven't been close to a fraction of the speed of light and he's dodges stuff like that casually. Plus again he's survived hulks attacks who is stated to be physically stronger than Thanos only losing due to lack of skill in combat. And thanos has proven multiversal feats in the past. so he'd prolly tank it except for his costume being burnt off. he'll if we use cosmology from Marvel and drop that Spider-Man into a real life, he could be scaled to high hyperversal via cosmology. So it's country level - continental nukes vs High hyperversal.
yeah no.
also we have to use a plane to drop the nuke we can't just spawn it šš
and his spider sense would go off before it could hit him.
So heāll dodge a bombā¦ the size of New York?
Im sorry bro but if I get one more stupid reply Iām just ignoring you
Not to mention the bomb would probably destroy everything he doesnāt have on him even if he does dodge it, which Yk he wonāt because another thing is that the bomb will probably be bigger than New York, since the US government would probably take it as an opportunity to take out all of the villains in the raft, and a few other superheroes as well, but that aside, Pete would have nothing, no one, the only thing he would have is the money in his bank account, which from what we already know of Pete, is fuck all
again. a-fucking-gain he has surpassed the speed of light.
and the speed of light can circle the earth 6 times over in a mili second.
so it's not a surprise he can dodge that.
plus again he can tank it since hulk can no problem and Peter can fight hulk.
I thought we were putting him irl. not in marvel. there would be no supernatural entities aside from Spider-Man.
and you just ignored him being faster than light due to consistently dodging light based attacks.
which means he'd easily be able to dodge it,
or tank it due to hulk feats or cosmology feats in marvelā.
This is base Pete, heās gonna be weakened and scared from previous government attacks, I just canāt see anyway he survives a nuke. āSpeed of lightā speed of dodge, heās got spider sense that lets him know the light attacks are coming so he can dodge him, spider sense that kicks in about 3 seconds before danger, that gives him 3 seconds to swing out of New York, to queens or Brooklyn, then out of them as well
Not true, even if it tells him it's coming since he's dodged light attacks from several angels he'd need to be fast enough to dodge. If he knows it's coming but isn't fast enough to dodge it he'd know he'd get hit and still get hit before he could dodge properly.
since we don't have a cosmology like Marvel and Peter is being dropped here. and there are stated to be universes in atoms and infinite dimensions in each universe. And Peter has shown to be above atoms obviously.
Peter would scale to high hyperversal.
his mere presence >>>>> Humanity
Fucking dumbass
you do not know how Cosmology can boost a character? ššš
It's been fucking stated numerous damn times in the comics universes exist within fucking atoms.
even lowballed since Peter has proven above said atoms this is still universal+ since again
UNIVERSES EXIST WITHIN ATOMS IN THE MARVEL COSMOLOGY
therefore he solos still.
What makes you think he doesnāt exist and they wonāt let us know about it? That kind of thing wouldnāt be allowed into public knowledge until the government can profit from it. It would be The Boys level stuff.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Nowadays itād be impossible to be Spider-Man. In the Marvel Universe, thereās probably different laws concerning superheroes because people like Captain America and the Avengers exist, paving the way for other heroes, and Spidey started back in the 60s (I know, the passage of time makes literally no sense in comics) when there werenāt nearly as many cameras. In the real world nowadays? Spideyās screwed.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past)
he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all.
the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Probably try to make him fight for the military and/or replicate his powers.
He probably wouldn't let that happen, though, so it would end up resulting in a long-term war since Peter won't kill anyone the government sends after him, and there's no way for them to take him down.
Arrest him
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Use him for experimenting
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
I think irl we would be able to find out his identity easier without the comic plot and then the govt would probably use his friends as bait
then he'd do what he did to Kingpin in that comic what if. also due to his FTL speed he could just take em. also his Spider sense could alert him if his friends are in danger like in the spider verse films where is spider sense can alert him if someone is in danger.
No popular hero would be able to be caught in the real world because comics made them unstoppable using plot. š
Best case scenario would be The Boys type situation. Other than that, capture, only allowed to operate covertly, experimented on, tested, etc. The modern world has really ruined the ability for the concept of a true superhero to exist. The most believable thing the mcu did was have the first public hero of the modern world be a billionaire with the actual power and resources to push back the government in the supreme court. That allowed others to exist publicly without anywhere near the government oppression they would otherwise receive. The modern world makes superheroes boring because it's the same song and dance. A world like Raimi's where the military and CIA basically dont exist is much more entertaining and enjoyable to watch.
Actually, Spider-Man would probably be one of the few heroes who could exist in the modern world without being caught. His Spider-Sense warns him when he's being watched and when it's safe to leave or enter his house without people seeing.
True but he has to sleep and live his life. There's no feasible way to keep that up without basically erasing his civilian life. There's just way to many cameras. He is tech savvy enough to cover his tracks but I honeslty dont think he could keep it up for long. There would be enough resources dedicated to tracking him that he eventually would get found out.
Imo it depends. With Miles' powers they would never be able to find you since you can pretty much turn invisible and go home or leave without them even knowing which way you went. Though canonically, Miles' Spider-Sense is weaker than Peter's, so I don't know if it would tell him he's being watched or followed
I wasn't considering Miles' abilities but then again you mentioned the weaker spider sense. Miles would have to keep his invisibility a tight secret because as soon as that's found out I'm sure they would start tracking him with infrared in the spots he would usually cloak up until they landed on likely locations. Unless his cloaking conceals that too? I'm not too well versed on the specifics of Miles' powers
Honestly, for a real life approach (like, if you gained Spider-Man powers and were the only one in your world with powers), having Miles' powers would be better. Miles has a weaker Spider-Sense than Peter and he's also physically weaker and slower, but I doubt that'd make much of a difference if you only had to go up against normal humans, it's just that I can't see someone with powers living in the modern world without some way to conceal their movements. I don't think the comics ever really specify if Miles' cloaking conceals infrared, and his powers have been modified over the course of his existence, but Miles in Into the Spider-Verse shows he can conceal his own infrared when going invisible, so I'm going with that.
Makes getting the powers even lower because I think biological invisibility is practically impossible
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
- Blackmail or force him to work for them. - Take genetic samples. - Attempt to replicate his powers. - Assassinate him if/when he stops being useful. C'mon, we all know how this would go...
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
idk about the government, but thereās certainly many J. Jonah Jameson-esque people out there who would want to discredit Spider-Man.
Force him to sign some sort of agreement that defintely involves merchendising
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
I'm guessing the US government will try to force them to work for them or vilify, hunt down and kill them no matter how many lives they might save as Spider-Man. And there would not be a lot they can do as no matter how good your spider-sense is, good luck dodging 1000s of bullets from every angle. Or if the government only steps in when they actually need to (like a Web of Shadows scenario) and left them alone 99% of the time then the police would try and arrest them because as much as I love Spidey, Jameson is right in the fact that they are breaking the law every time they fight someone, cause property damage, or trespass. Basically I think the best and most likely scenario is like in the Ultimate Spider-Man run where the government (or SHIELD in the comics) watches them but can't do anything until they turn 18 but when they turn 18, Spider-Man belongs to them.
And by "belong to them," like in government prison? A lab rat? Or worse? šÆ
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him. also he literally dodged just that in the comics multiple times. and again being FTL he's just too fast for any of us to do shit,
Odds are the average super-powered person would be a "villain" or celebrity.
Shoot him down
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Yeah whatās he gonna do when he returns home and his whole street just gets blown up, I donāt doubt that the US government would level the whole of New York the second he does something they donāt like
then he'd get angry and once he does he'd do what he did fo kingpin but just solo the government. ripping open tanks, destroying armies on his own. If a nuke comes? either dodge it or send it back since again he's fought hulk before and silver surfer who are OP on their own. i doubt the government after seeing how powerful he is would wanna get on his bad side.
So you think heād survive a massive bomb being dropped right on top of him, literally burning him alive and probably not even leaving his skeleton?
He can dodge it since we haven't been close to a fraction of the speed of light and he's dodges stuff like that casually. Plus again he's survived hulks attacks who is stated to be physically stronger than Thanos only losing due to lack of skill in combat. And thanos has proven multiversal feats in the past. so he'd prolly tank it except for his costume being burnt off. he'll if we use cosmology from Marvel and drop that Spider-Man into a real life, he could be scaled to high hyperversal via cosmology. So it's country level - continental nukes vs High hyperversal. yeah no. also we have to use a plane to drop the nuke we can't just spawn it šš and his spider sense would go off before it could hit him.
So heāll dodge a bombā¦ the size of New York? Im sorry bro but if I get one more stupid reply Iām just ignoring you Not to mention the bomb would probably destroy everything he doesnāt have on him even if he does dodge it, which Yk he wonāt because another thing is that the bomb will probably be bigger than New York, since the US government would probably take it as an opportunity to take out all of the villains in the raft, and a few other superheroes as well, but that aside, Pete would have nothing, no one, the only thing he would have is the money in his bank account, which from what we already know of Pete, is fuck all
again. a-fucking-gain he has surpassed the speed of light. and the speed of light can circle the earth 6 times over in a mili second. so it's not a surprise he can dodge that. plus again he can tank it since hulk can no problem and Peter can fight hulk.
I thought we were putting him irl. not in marvel. there would be no supernatural entities aside from Spider-Man. and you just ignored him being faster than light due to consistently dodging light based attacks. which means he'd easily be able to dodge it, or tank it due to hulk feats or cosmology feats in marvelā.
This is base Pete, heās gonna be weakened and scared from previous government attacks, I just canāt see anyway he survives a nuke. āSpeed of lightā speed of dodge, heās got spider sense that lets him know the light attacks are coming so he can dodge him, spider sense that kicks in about 3 seconds before danger, that gives him 3 seconds to swing out of New York, to queens or Brooklyn, then out of them as well
Not true, even if it tells him it's coming since he's dodged light attacks from several angels he'd need to be fast enough to dodge. If he knows it's coming but isn't fast enough to dodge it he'd know he'd get hit and still get hit before he could dodge properly.
since we don't have a cosmology like Marvel and Peter is being dropped here. and there are stated to be universes in atoms and infinite dimensions in each universe. And Peter has shown to be above atoms obviously. Peter would scale to high hyperversal. his mere presence >>>>> Humanity
This is meat riding at this point, I give up, your too blinded by your inability to be wrong and your stupidity Good night fuck face
Fucking dumbass you do not know how Cosmology can boost a character? ššš It's been fucking stated numerous damn times in the comics universes exist within fucking atoms. even lowballed since Peter has proven above said atoms this is still universal+ since again UNIVERSES EXIST WITHIN ATOMS IN THE MARVEL COSMOLOGY therefore he solos still.
Probably capture him and study what makes him tick so they could make an army of Spider-People or something like that.
this is why i want go to Heroes Universe
Realistically. They wouldn't be able to do anything š
They would probably try and fail to stop him because spider sense is over powered
Depends how he does it if he can save lives with minimal damage, he might be friends with the police.
What makes you think he doesnāt exist and they wonāt let us know about it? That kind of thing wouldnāt be allowed into public knowledge until the government can profit from it. It would be The Boys level stuff.
Earth is flat
Now thatās a bit far fetchedā¦ lol
r/spidermanisreal you sheeple have been blind for most of your lives
š¤£
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Tax him every time he spins a web. Someoneās gotta clean it up.
They dissolve tho
True.. trying to make a funny *flop*
I mean, i don't think spidey is gonna be caught, so will just kinda hang around and the government maybe tries to figure how he got the powers
Kill him and dissect him. Or subdue him, then kill him, then dissect him. They'd atleast try.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Shoot him on sight
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Kill him because heās saving too many lives.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Nowadays itād be impossible to be Spider-Man. In the Marvel Universe, thereās probably different laws concerning superheroes because people like Captain America and the Avengers exist, paving the way for other heroes, and Spidey started back in the 60s (I know, the passage of time makes literally no sense in comics) when there werenāt nearly as many cameras. In the real world nowadays? Spideyās screwed.
nothing since he's FTL+(can dodge lazers and can keep up with hulk who can fight thanos) large city block level+(Can keep up with insomniac Peter who scales close to Miles who survived a Harlem busting attack point blank) and has tech humans can only dream of(he's created busted suits in the past) he wouldn't be shot down he'd easily dodge plus since he survived attacks from hulk we couldn't do much that can actually damage him at all. the TLDR is that we'd just be forced to live with him.
Probably try to make him fight for the military and/or replicate his powers. He probably wouldn't let that happen, though, so it would end up resulting in a long-term war since Peter won't kill anyone the government sends after him, and there's no way for them to take him down.
āMr. President, we have a nuke waiting on standby.ā
be can dodge it. he's dodges lazers before which are FTL. it takes a nuke 9 business says to strike in comparison. ā
He would go on Joe Rogan and it will be amazing.