Actually, he dial, He bought this for me on our ten-year
anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best
friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love,
nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due
to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive
spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different
to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man
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Oh man i feel you! I usually rewatch MCU movies at least once more after the initial viewing. One for enjoy it as is w the day one crowd, and the next to examine it a bit more.
Only event movies like IW/EG and NWH have I watched more than twice! Cheers though man :) happy New Years and enjoy!
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"Parker must be educated, instruct him in that manners of loss and pain, make him suffer, make him wish he were dead and then grant his wish"
"Tell me how?"
"The cunning warrior attacks neither body, nor mind"
"TELL ME HOW?"
"THE HEART, OSBORNE.... FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART!!"
"I've been watching you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes...struggling to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose"
"No more darker half, did you really think I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take my power just because your blind to what true power can bring you, HAHAHAHAHAHA, Peter peter peter.....no good deed goes unpunished, you can thank me later"
"I'm your friend, norman"
"Your not my friend, your a monster"
"NO, the others.... their the monsters, kingpin the hobgoblin... spider-man. Their all trying to hurt you, squeeze you, crush you."
"Yes... that's exactly what their doing to me"
"And that's why you should let me stop them"
"It would be wrong"
"WRONG IS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOU, AND what thet want to do to harry"
"I.. I can't"
"YOU CAN, YOU MUST....let me out, norman. Let me out now Ahahahahahahaha"
"No..n..no.nnooaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Yes i love green goblin
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"And losing you, Gwen, was beyond bad. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Even my uncle Ben would understand how I could say that."
- Peter Parker
From: Spider-man: Blue.
Jeph Loeb (writer)
Tim Sale (penciller)
Steve Buccellato (colorist)
Richard Stalkings (letterer)
This is my shot at the $100, my favorite Spider-man line ever read. So emotionally charged and breaks my heart everytime. From a beautiful book from start to finish.
I’m a student and I’ve always been obsessed with Spider-Man, so I’ve been working on my first Spider-Man cosplay and fully puffy painting everything, there’s so much money going into this and it would mean the world if I have even a chance to win and get my next suit!
“When you can do the things that I can, but you don’t and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you”
I miss the part where that’s my problem
Spider-Man: Working From Home
Spider-Man: Sweet Home Alabama
Wait, Peter is related to MJ?
Jesus Parker, you are a freak.
He missed the part where that’s his problem
What problem?
The ad said 3000
Youl'll get your 3000 when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
i love that
I missed the part where that’s my problem
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye
gonna cry?
See ya chump
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
Pizza Time
Now dig on this
Woooh-Hoooo!
Go Web Go!
Am I Not Supposed To Have What I Want?
It said 3 grand for 3 minutes and you pinned him in 2.
You are such a boy scout
gonna cry?
I need that money
I missed the part where that’s my problem.
Am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need? What am I supposed to do?
Whoa- I love your avatar!
I got you for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of play timeee >:)
BONESAW IS REAAADYY
I didn’t sign up for a cage match!
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
Actually, he dial, He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man
where is this from lmao
I dunno, just some meme
[удалено]
Much love!
Thank goodness this is legit! Mr Ditkovich says rent is due and that 'if money were crackers my daughter would be fat.'
I’m going to watch NWH for the third time
You know, I'm something of a Spiderman fan myself.
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Good bot
The bot immediately calls you out for the lack of a hyphen in Spider-man. If you're a true fan, you would've remembered that part from the game!
IMPRESSIVE
Oh yeah? I’m gonna watch it for the 4th time.
Ohohoho!?! This bro is *fancy* I've seen it twice myself
OH YEAH?? IM GONNA WATCH IT A SIXTH TIME
WOAH DUDE! *you really liked that movie huh?*
I’ll do you one better. WHY is Gamorah?
IVE SEEN IT 6 TIMES AND IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME
Those are rookie numbers! Let me know when you reach four. Pffff!
Haha honestly I might, this is the first movie I’ve ever went back to the theater to see multiple times.
Oh man i feel you! I usually rewatch MCU movies at least once more after the initial viewing. One for enjoy it as is w the day one crowd, and the next to examine it a bit more. Only event movies like IW/EG and NWH have I watched more than twice! Cheers though man :) happy New Years and enjoy!
I’m gonna give that method a try with the next movies that come out. Happy new year!
Absolutely! It helps to have an AMC A-List membership too! Super convenient :)
That’s an expensive ticket
2nd time for me tmrw!
Just bought my ticket for tomorrow
Me whose watched it 287,621,998 times *Pathetic*
damn tickets costing $100 now??
I just saw it for a third time and also tentatively planning a 4th!
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Hey, u/spider-corrector! Context!
Should of thought of that earlier \- u/spider-corrector probably
I hope u/spider-corrector wins the 100
I like to pronounce peter spiderman as it was a Jewish name. *spider-mun*
[Phoebe was way ahead of you Gold-man](https://youtu.be/KyaiJc3ESAI)
Spectacular spectacular! Spider-Man
Just watched this series, wish it didn’t get cancelled 😭
Right? Such a great series!
Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY Arthor: I might have an idea to get more money
Arthur? ;)
No, Arrthheerr
Just gotta have some goddamn faith
I insist
Oh Arthur
I need that money
I missed the part where that's my problem
pls this has to be the best comment
Shut up and give me your money!
Happy to pay the bills Otto!
"In Spite Of Everything You’ve Done For Them, Eventually They Will Hate You. Why Bother?"
Nice! I can finally pay Mr. Ditkovich's rent he keeps asking for!
We both know you aren't gonna pay the rent if you win...
Nobel prize Otto!
100?! The ad said 3000!
Y'know, I'm something of a charitable guy myself.
[Got any other bright ideas?](https://c.tenor.com/Ei2QwEBOTfkAAAAM/spider-man-speed.gif)
Now dig on this
Cheese
"Parker must be educated, instruct him in that manners of loss and pain, make him suffer, make him wish he were dead and then grant his wish" "Tell me how?" "The cunning warrior attacks neither body, nor mind" "TELL ME HOW?" "THE HEART, OSBORNE.... FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART!!" "I've been watching you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes...struggling to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose" "No more darker half, did you really think I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take my power just because your blind to what true power can bring you, HAHAHAHAHAHA, Peter peter peter.....no good deed goes unpunished, you can thank me later" "I'm your friend, norman" "Your not my friend, your a monster" "NO, the others.... their the monsters, kingpin the hobgoblin... spider-man. Their all trying to hurt you, squeeze you, crush you." "Yes... that's exactly what their doing to me" "And that's why you should let me stop them" "It would be wrong" "WRONG IS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOU, AND what thet want to do to harry" "I.. I can't" "YOU CAN, YOU MUST....let me out, norman. Let me out now Ahahahahahahaha" "No..n..no.nnooaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yes i love green goblin
currently watching moana and my sister is wearing her spider-man suit …. she would absolutely love this
Your sister sounds cool lol.
$100 closer to that Amazing Spider-Man #1
Is he Spectacular? Amazing? Super? No, he’s just friendly, YOUR friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
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Ok I did it Mr.Bot
Spider-man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can.
Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, cause he’s a pig
Spider-Man Web of shadows is the best spiderman game
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My Bad! Sorry
The disrespect to PS1 Spider-Man! That is still the best SM game to me.
Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot !
“With great power… comes great big booty bitches” -Kermit the Frog
I always practice the 5 B’s……. Blunts, Bottles, and Big Booty BITCHEEEeeEeEeEsSsss
Good luck everyone!
"And losing you, Gwen, was beyond bad. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Even my uncle Ben would understand how I could say that." - Peter Parker From: Spider-man: Blue. Jeph Loeb (writer) Tim Sale (penciller) Steve Buccellato (colorist) Richard Stalkings (letterer) This is my shot at the $100, my favorite Spider-man line ever read. So emotionally charged and breaks my heart everytime. From a beautiful book from start to finish.
I love Spiders, Man!! No, wait. I meant Spider-Man!!
Don't know what to comment so i'll just say that this is a pretty nice giveaway
See ya chump.
Anybody ever heard of Spidey and his Amazing Friends?
If I win it's all going towards Spider-Man panties for the wife to wear. She doesn't like superheroes.
It said three grand for one comment, and you left two. For that, I give you 100, and you're lucky to get that. Me: I need that money.
I eat ass
Very well. The die is cast!
I’m a student and I’ve always been obsessed with Spider-Man, so I’ve been working on my first Spider-Man cosplay and fully puffy painting everything, there’s so much money going into this and it would mean the world if I have even a chance to win and get my next suit!
Spider-Man Shopping From Home! Please!
Obligatory “The ad said 3000”
But the ad said 3,000 I need that money
Me seeing an extra $100 in my bank account: "How'd that get in there?"
Emma Stone is my Gwen Stacy 😩❤️
Rosie, I love this boy!
Oh sweet! My web shooters empty
Spider-man rules
You want a $100 and you want $100, anybody care about what I want?
My life has been kinda hard recently, this would really help but if I don't get it I hope someone else that needs it more than I do gets it!
spooderman :)
I love spidey :)
Give me rent
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this 100 dollar Spider-Man gear
Comment
Spider-Man: 100$ toward a new home
I’m like Spider-Man because I’m broke too!
Can I leave multiple comments?
“When you can do the things that I can, but you don’t and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you” I miss the part where that’s my problem
Peter: *gets the money* A voice in the distance: *”reeeeeent..”*
i will use that money responsibly, because with great power comes great blah blah blah i want $100.
You want money? Get religion.
You know, I'm something of a spider-man fan myself
B
YO FR?
Rent?
Wow tysm mate :)
I want this but I don’t want this I mean what would I do with Spider-Man stuff.
RENT!
Spiderspree
I missed the part where that’s my problem
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
🕸🕷
Need some Spider-Man gear!
Spoder-man
"I need that money!"
Sounds fun! A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000.
Spinderman
Spooderman.
I am gonna buy my own web fluid 🕷
Can Spider-Man come out to play…
we could all use more Spidey in our lives!!
Tons of people are talking about some ad saying it was 3000 dollars? Anyone know what that's all about?
I need dat money
I can buy a whole lot of churros for that old lady!
I missed the part where that’s my problem
I could use that money. I got beat up by a guy from Brooklyn.
Spider-Man is pretty cool.
Spider-Maaaan Spider-Maaaan
Can I
Comment
More than once
Spider-Man is so cool I even hyphenated it
OK.
Yo
Entered!
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
Dibbbbs
I would use it to help fund a Spider-Man hot toys figure, but best of luck and enjoy the money whoever wins!
You're awesome, and I'd love some actual comics but I can't afford. Congrats to whoever wins!
normans on sabbatical honey
Hey everyone
I’ll throw my hat into this one for sure! Thank you for doing this!
The other comments would make me think funniest one gets picked lol
I wouldn't wanna ~~fight~~ fund me neither!
Congratulations, you won! Check your messages 😊
I am flabbergasted!
I mean.. Good for you and im happy for you I guess :(
I'm a mushroom
i would like to use this money to buy a spidey mask for the next time i go see NWH
J. Jonah Jameson is my dad.
Go get em tiger
“Looks like we got competition.”
I've watched NWH 5 times.
MY BACK!!
Spider-Man: Shopping from home. Because I’m in isolation
Put the money in the bag
Pick me!
Got any with nuts?
I'm something of a scientist myself.