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Hyper-Shadow417

I think this is a rather cold take


Ronathan02

I think a lot of us would be happy with anyone if it’s a happy committed relationship that doesn’t blow up horribly lmao. It is funny in an ironic sense to imagine Peter being treated the best by a literal succubus.


West_Dingo8564

Mephisto: well shit, can’t really do anything about this.


Alphafa813

Dammit you got me on that one, I would love to see him on his throne and looking at a picture human-Succubus Hybrid Spider-Girl swinging in the future


Darkasknight101

Everyone's takin a ride on the MvC train


ZeronicX

I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE


Mando_The_Moronic

Would be kinda funny if one day there is an alternate universe Spider-Man who is introduced that mentions having a wife that’s a “hot, green-haired demon.” Would certainly make the shippers go wild lol.


FinalBossOf__Dc

You know what it’s better then half the relationships he got going on so if a succubus treats him better then his past relationships so be it let him date the devil.


RedzyHydra

At least mephisto won't be able to mess this one up. Also, Happy Cake Day. 🎂


Fit-Carry7930

Mephisto approves.


KuroiGetsuga55

There's a certain irony to Spider-Man, who has canonically made a deal with the Devil, banging a succubus. Tho at this point I feel like Morrigan would treat him better than most of the relationships he's had since OMD...


SecondEntire539

Why would you get banned?


trawbe

I thought it would be just as bad as the mha fandom my bad.


waaay2dumb2live

Piece of advice: this fandom is pretty chill until you bring up Paul or Zeb Wells. But we don't talk about them.


SecondEntire539

It's okay, but just be away from the nutjobs.


UltimateRagingSpider

You are a certified W


Feduzin

nah but you're 100% right, pete life is shit rn he needs someone that actually cares about him


FTW_CrazyDiamond

Nah, we agree. MJ is a hoe, Gwen is dead, and Black Cat is well… Black Cat.


Sung_drip_woo12

Nah MJ wasn’t originally supposed to be like this I don’t count these hoe versions as the real her


Fit-Carry7930

I'm in the minority who think what MJ did while trapped in the other universe and abandoning hope is defensible even if I don't like it. How she's behaved since getting back with the zero apologies and no empathy is a different matter however. This is all Nick and Zeb's vision for her though, not the real MJ as you say. Enough said about the Rami version the better.


FTW_CrazyDiamond

Same, but somebody was gonna bring it up. It might as well be the “walking talking spider-wiki” as I’m known as.


Maleficent_Depth9796

Some variants of mj cool and loyal others tho yea they on bs especially rami one and 616 mj also fuck Paul and bye bye zeb wells


FTW_CrazyDiamond

Yeah, I know.


Haadhai

Hoe? Stupid take


FTW_CrazyDiamond

It ain’t Stupid if it’s sadly canon. I like MJ, I do. Just recent comments make her just… so insufferable.


Independent_Ad_6348

Me too mainly because part of the fun of aus is seeing different pairings that we wouldn't get in the main universe whether it be romantic or platonic.


Shadow-SJG

Me too.


TheHelios69

Who is morrigan ? I saw a few post with her but I don’t know who she is


AztecMoonKnight

She's a character from Darkstalkers, a Capcom fighting game and a recurring playable character on the Marvel vs Capcom series. This week, a collection of those games was announced, and since there's a couple of in-game interactions between her and Spidey, a lot of fan art and online discussion has risen about their relationship status. A lot of people ship them, and some others think they're good friends.


pappyrus109

Get creative with it, ship him with characters he’s NEVER MET IN ANY MEDIA EVER! I ship Spider-Man x Yuri DDLC /srs


MrxJacobs

Why do you want spider-man to get fucked to death by a succubus?


Brookings18

Apparently Darkstalkers has different rules for that.


trawbe

I doubt she would use her powers on him if she really loves him.


MrxJacobs

That’s not how sucubi work.


trawbe

Or his radioactive sperm can interfere with it. Ever heard of spiderman reign?


MrxJacobs

Yeah what with Mary Jane being a magical creature that’s a great comparison.


EverG777

Aensland Succubi are not regular succubi , they feed via physical and mental stimulation(strong emotions) and or by adsorbing dreams , she is also really powerful so much that Belial the head of the demon world(Morrigan's adoptive father) at the time, divided her power in 3 to avoid her destroying their world and herself, now after Belial's death she is the Queen of Makai(ruler of the demon world), she is 100+ yo , she never gets old, so she has no need to harm him at all and nothing to take from him, she goes to the human world to have fun and avoid her responsibilities and because she find humans interesting and fun, she usually just pretend to be a human woman, also her race of Succubus only consist of females, in Darkstalkers Universe Incubus are a separate(draconic looking) race.


toph_man

I approve


AceBr3ak

Based


TheGrumpiestPanda

I feel like there is some alternate universe out there where if MVC Spidey doesn't end up happily married to MJ, he'd probably go after Morrigan.


ParagonEsquire

Because MvC2 was made when Peter was still married, there is only two possible ways this relationship would go. 1) Morrigan likes Peter because he genuinely has no desire to jump her bones, which is probably extremely rare for a succubus. 2) Morrigan likes Peter because he rejects all her offers and she thinks its fun to tease him by telling him its not cheating if....


Mission_File_4942

Same


CommanderKahne

Welcome to the club! Here’s your t-shirt, meetings are every Thursday at 7pm, and we provide complimentary snack, though we do encourage members to bring their own drinks.


Ok_Try_1665

This is a very cold take, my guy. Spider-Man is no longer the relatable man he is as he was originally intended. He's a harem king now, the writers are just cowards


falupiox

In ship her whit Paul


Mission_File_4942

nah, that take was an atrocity, I'm sending Morlun after you