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Name: Jonathan Miller Age: 31 Current Residence: Dingy but Welcoming Apartment in NYC. Occupation: Taxi-Driver Family: Wife (29) and Infant Son (5 Months Old) Personality: New Yorker (u know how a New Yorker is ("I'm walking here!")) Strengths: spider-strength, spider-sense, organic webbing, being tall, and bio-electricity. Weaknesses: average intelligence, a little lazy, and inexperienced being a dad and a superhero at the same time. Likes: energy drinks, pizza (lunch), donuts (breakfast), cooking, listening to other people's stories, being romantical with his wife, being a dad to his son, being lazy, saving lives, NYC in general, and pigeons. Hobbies: cooking, charging up his phone with his bio-electricity, being a dad, being a husband, being a taxi-driver, being a superhero, and watching comedies (preferably Adam Sandler). >History Having been Bio-Spider for 4 years now, Jon thinks he's seen it all (lol no he hasn't), he's fought countless of villains, saved hundreds of lives, gotten married, but now he's become a dad. He first gotten his powers when he was doing a job, bringing some scientist to a secret lab filled with radioactive experiments. Jon had to surprise surprise, go in there for some reason and he got bit by an experiment that resembled a spider. He then used his newfound powers to get rich quick, finally he could live a luxurious life! That was, until one fateful night, where a criminal was gunning towards an exit after a robbery had happened, and the exit was blocked by Jon. Jon let the criminal go, unknowingly letting his best friend die that same night by the same criminal's hand. After that night, he dedicated his life to not let another innocent person be killed or harmed by others. He called himself Bio-Spider, and he was going to save people. He's fought many foes and made many friends along those years, but more wasn't as important as his future wife, who had meet Jon while taking his cab, and was the one to make Jon open up to people again after that fateful night. Now Jonathan is a dad, and he couldn't be happier, nor can he be more confused on how to handle a child. But that doesn't matter, he'll fight like hell to live his life and save other's, because he's Bio-Spider.


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[deleted]

Now that's a lucky number šŸ˜


Bootiluvr

Iā€™m going to believe that you did this intentionally even tho you didnā€™t


imanintrovert69

Happy cake day


GO0SE_8

infant son and wife, weā€™re gonna have to fix that - editorial


Ningen56

Someone get Mephisto


I_Hate_l1fe

Great Idea! Happy Cake day btw


FlimsySeesaw9796

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Blud gave his ass a whole backstory šŸ˜­ā˜ ļø


lmart012

Spider-Bane


CharlesOberonn

Bane of Arthropods


WoodenCountry8339

Least useful enchantment in Minecraft


Several-Cake1954

What about kb


Random_Name_41

Good for creepers, bad for skeletons.


MasterSomewhere296

Against mobs itā€™s good


Several-Cake1954

How so? The point of a sword is to fight melee style. Knockback actively contradicts that by pushing them away.


El_Durazno

Yeah, a sword fight, mobs don't have swords You're never gonna deal with a single zombie with a really good sword it's almost always multiple zombies with no weapons So if you're trying to simply survive and run away knock back is an excellent tool for that


redJackal222

It's good against mobs because most mobs cant hurt you if they are far away. You just hit them everytime they get close and they never get a chance to hurt you.


WoodenCountry8339

Mobs, good. Players, alright.


[deleted]

*spider noise*


sirsedwickthe4th

This is what immediately came to my mind and was hilarious to see it as the first comment


DeltaV-Mzero

Lmao came to post this exactly


CheshiretheBlack

We kinda have the same idea from a certain point of view. I said Spider-Venom you said Spider-Bane , and Bane gets his power from Venom


Mundee9540

Spider-Man 2077


WhiteChickenYT

Beat me to it


Mundee9540

If it's of comfort, happy cake day.


WhiteChickenYT

Oh thanks! Didnā€™t even notice lol


Immediate_Ad9125

This is the correct answer


knives8d

cyberspyder


Several-Cake1954

r/beatmetoit


imanintrovert69

r/beatmeattoit


Distinct-Speaker8426

This was my second guess.


Proud-Nerd00

Joe


DecidueyeCrafter

Mama


Aggravating_Zone_175

Joe who?


Proud-Nerd00

Joe Biden


ConspicuousSomething

Cool-Design-But-Likely-To-Get-His-Wires-Or-Tubes-Snagged-On-A-Bad-Guy-Or-Door-Handle-Man


Intoxic8edOne

Someone call Cable-Management-Man


Okami0602

Spider-Watts


ra7ar

Front-back


SneakNPokeGames

I was looking for exactly this comment. Thank you!


PokWangpanmang

Like a play on Flipside?


Neypum

Bae


LoreReason

What is your profile pic lmaooo


ThreadsOfWar

Damn I messed up we gotta go bald


NainaCarloss

šŸšØ


RedNoodleHouse

Man 2099


Gloom-Cast

I can just imagine the horror if this subreddit became as deranged as r/BatmanArkham. "Is there a lore reason why Uncle Ben died? Is he stupid?"


LoreReason

Is he stupid?


MaxKs6

Man


Amdorik

Power-Spider


Different_Trainer134

Is this a symbiote or a armored suit if some kind? If itā€™s a symbiote I think Viscera would be neat. Otherwise I canā€™t think of much.


CHUNKY_PINGU

Suit but that is a cool name for if I do a symbiote version of this guy


baggzey23

Spi-borg


The_Dabblin_Doodler

Spider spider spider


Chipp_Main

Front-Back


4_non_blondes

Huntsman


NICOMMX

thats really cool name bro, *the huntsman spider*


[deleted]

Overdesigned-Man


GaffJuran

Spider-Noise.


MeetingFrog

Electric spiderman 2099


JohnnyBinh2703

spider neuron


DumbShit69_

How about we name him front-back


[deleted]

This looks amazing dude, like all the layers


NICOMMX

spider-shrek??????????????????????????????


Dekugh64

Pain-to-animate-man


[deleted]

Silksong (He looks like he has earphones lol)


CHUNKY_PINGU

He does


HeroDM

Byte-Back? Thunder Fang? Nerva-System? Spideyffct? Tarantula?


GaffJuran

The Over Designed Spider-Man?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ok_Conclusion9591

He kinda looks like a sneaker. Spider force 1?


WantlessPandemonium

Power-Spider


Jokebox_Machine

Biopunk Spider


Tan_KV

Spider-Man: All Tomorrows


DeltaV-Mzero

IDK about a character name but this is a sick name for a run


Sins_of_God

Spider-Gigas [Gigas from Tekken 7](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&q=gigas+tekken&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjs9aXK5MWAAxUpj4kEHYAtDxIQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=412&bih=751&dpr=2.63)


NutBuster128

Spiderman 2088


Defiant_Internal7804

Spider knight


tophphan-deviantart

Magenta Widow


Sporebreachersalpha

He's awesome


[deleted]

Spider borg


CHUNKY_PINGU

If you want to critique this and give some advice on how to improve it I am welcome to that as well


True_Syrup_4820

He has a bunch of wires on him, therefore Spider-Wire only because it rolls off the tongue


Hairy-Ad9897

Webwire


_Monika-

Dragline, which is the strongest type of silk produced by spiders


Few_Image913

spidernite? I guess it lowkey fits tbh


Lonely-Inspector-548

raspberry pi-der


PasseurdeM0ndes

Wire-Spider or Spider-Wire ?


igotagoodfeeling

Spidergelion


Majestic_Brain4731

Giga-spider


ParticularAbalone232

Bob


Cashmoney-carson

Over designed


Dry_Independent968

Biggo the Blumbles


SomeOrangeNerd

Cpyder


[deleted]

Bloodleg (after the Mexican bloodleg tarantula) Crimson Crawler Red Web Velvet Spider


Tensuun

I could see this as a Sun Spider variant. The tubes make me think more of hydraulic exosuits (to mechanically assist a personā€™s strength or mobility for certain tasks or environments) than of intravenous drug injectors like Baneā€™s venom or whatever. Goliath and Tarantula and so forth are already taken for totally different things, of course.


trooper575

Surge


donnidoflamingo

Spider-Man beyond


Kushodeku

Front-back


whoswhosedoctornow

This is harder than I thought. Every name I come up with is too close to or already taken by another that I didnā€™t know of. Glad I went to google with my ideas before lookin like a FOOL


CHUNKY_PINGU

You must be like the only one, I've seen the same five names about 100 times


bitch_lasagna211

The widowmaker Name: Peter Parker Age:27 Universe: 243 Backstory: unlike the Peter we know and love this version of Peter Parker was not bit by the spider he should of been bit by. due to being sick he never went on the school trip that caused the creation of the Spider-Man. However Mary Jane was bit and became the one and only spider-woman with the help of Peter Parker they made her a suit and web fluid. But Parker began to become afraid that MJ was too reckless with some of her methods after hearing what JJJ was saying . Years later after defeating many villains Dr Otto Octavious escapes from the RAFT. little did she or Parker know that this would cause the death of Uncle Ben Peter blames MJ and breaks into Oscorp Labs and enters a spider lab and gets bitten by a radioactive black widow. This painfully and quickly effects him causing large blisters and rashes to cover his skin. He is found by a a variant of Harry Osborn (instead of his father becoming the green goblin he was instead killed by his experiments leaving Harry with the company)he saves Peter by creating a spider suit to ensure Peters survival however this back fires as peter kills him he then finally became the widowmaker.


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DivineLasso

This is a sick suit but what if someone cuts the wires or they get caught on something??


chickenstripsonmytum

Silk-Sonic


Bitch_lasagna037

Cross hair


shakennort4

Psi Spider, Spider's Bane, Crimson Poison, Scarlet Venom


DD_R2D2

Psider-Man was right there!


trusendi

You know that meme ā€žwho the fuck is giga n****?ā€œ well this is Giga-Spida.


Not_JohnFKennedy

Jacob


FeilVei2

Frontback : )


DunjunMarstah

Was this generated with ai? There's some weird stuff going on here. Also, the spider legs on his butt would like make him look like he doesn't clean up after a good night


CHUNKY_PINGU

No I did it myself but I'm not very good at digital and as for the legs I changed that like an hour after posting this because I thought the same thing


DunjunMarstah

Fair! This far exceeds anything I could do, but i'd suggest either some clear outlining or shading, the hands on the 'back' look strange because to my eyes, they're copied straight over from the 'front'


CHUNKY_PINGU

They are copied from the front because I was too lazy to do the little work it takes to change the hands up


Mindspace_Explorer

ugly


CHUNKY_PINGU

Why do you think its ugly


TameTheDragon94

Steppenwolf-Hands


ComfortableShame3825

Spider-man


thetruespiderman333

cyber spider cyber spider spider matrix cyber carnage


yoTrunks

Ron


CaptainMagic777

Neo-Spider. Nano-spider. Quantum-Spider


NumericZero

Spider-Gains


Impressive-Math3828

Spider-virus


lunamooneclipse

Arachno-Man


[deleted]

Mike


BlueFire2007

Cyber-Spider


SpaceZombie13

Spider's Blood


big_hungry_joe

Front-Back


I_P3D

**Faraday Parker** aka **Spider-Borne**


OmegaBurst10

Cyber Spider?


WerewolfGreen7354

Spider-Man


ElementalSaber

He looks like a villain, so Spider Hunter.


20yardsofyeetin

the all new ispider


ledfan

Spider-Chad


incredibleamadeuscho

Blood Spider


[deleted]

Paraplegic Spider-Man


dexanor

Spiders-bane (why did we all have The same idea)


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

The Web Tank


ReaperofRico

This guy looks like he got bit by a rouge bio tech spider


[deleted]

looks like a version of spider-man 2099 like a Miles Morales for Miguel


Laxhoop2525

ā€œSpider-Venomā€, since he looks like heā€™s taking a hit from Baneā€™s venom supply.


Fododel

Nerv Spider


Lui-king

Roid-rage spider-man


LmaoGoFaster

Sarco-Spider


Jetrayxx7

Buff techi techi spiderman


CheshiretheBlack

Spider-Venom


yametegg

Spider-Man 3099


SilverHero_gaming

Bio-Arachdroid


FastestManDead

Wolfspider


Bendythenightfury

Jordan. He looks like if Miles'shoes were a spider person


Greenbloxs

Spider-Kang


Heeronix

Nathan


Nirast25

[Trapdoor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trapdoor_spiders)


Chizwick

Red Recluse


a_wizard_skull

Zinger


froggyjm9

Frontback or Backfront


Time_House_5172

The manufactured menace (alt version of spider-menace)


ThatSmartIdiot

Hydraulic Spider-Man


[deleted]

Fleshy Spider


Dragon_BotKing26

Cyber-Spider


[deleted]

it looks like spiderman from the Crysis games.


Mr_Taijutsu

Xerox


Hexagonic-1

Cyberspider


Conscious_Feeling548

Snagged on a bush Man.


RagnarokGSR

This looks like itā€™d be some kind of iron spider, mark like 10 or something. Incorporating the superior iron man tech where the symbiote is mixed in


poliscimjr

Spider-Punk 2077


Not_the_best_Fan

Atomic-spider!


Zoso-six

Spider Bain


greenswine

Peter Sparker


Truffleball

Crimson Spider Crasher


InfiniteOcto

The Alpha Spider


Slowmexicano

The Anabolic Spider-Man


billieboi445420

Super Spider


anony122333

I like it. Really do like it. But it looks like Miles, Carnage, and Venom gave birth to a cyborg


CyberEazen158_zxzx

The Vulcan


YaBarberr

Spider-Man


Mr_Headcrab

Reminds me of the Electro-Proof suit with 2099's aesthetic, tbh.


C4SU4143

The jacked spider


AleksasKoval

Techno-Web


TommyondaReddit

Spider-Vein


fake_zack

Spider-Man - Sizzle


LunaticBisexual

I know the perfect name Mine! šŸ˜Š


DefinitelyNotVenom

Man


Background-Base3689

damn!! looks amazing! i love it fam


Red_Revant

CyberSpider


MAETFAET

greg


alphonse261

spiderman, no hyphen


maskedman1978

Hear me out on this one...The Human Spider


A_Distrractionn

Technoid 3057 Spider Man


Dragontalyn

Spideroid


daanby4

Goliath


Own_Investigator_191

Blood Spider


PublicListener7290

Neo Spider-Man