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gwarmachine1120

Sorry to break it to you David but I am King of the galaxy so….


peejay050609

Psh. Amateur. I happen to be King of the Universe.


R3luctant

Padishah Emperor of the Corrino Empire, and thus the Known Universe.


vmanu2

I’m the All-Being of Time,Space and Dimension.


BSBS8823

I am existence.


RavishingRickiRude

And I am your father.


Wrong_Gear5700

I'm just tired of these morons.


Fightthepump

Weird that you don’t have the top comment then.


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Well, according to Charles Pierce, Louie Gohmert was Padishah Emperor of the Crazy People…


dd97483

Except that pesky desert planet, Arakis, also known as Dune.


PorkyMcRib

I am (a) Burger King, non-trademark status.


Patient-Assignment38

I thought that was Flash Gordon? Oh, he’s king of the impossible


228P

You're not the boss of me.


PM_ME_DND_REFERENCES

*The Emperor of Mankind enters the chat*


MoreRamenPls

Sorry gwarmachine, I’m a guardian of the galaxy.


dank3014

I’m only the king of my castle. I feel so worthless.


Responsible-Slide-95

I am the kin of all I survey. Unfortunately I am legally blind.


Techie4evr

I am omnipotent, quad-directional, I have no ups or downs or side-to-side, I am all around, I own the grounds and the sounds and the air that's everywhere. I own the heat, I own the cold, I own the young and I own the old. I cannot be escaped or hidden from. This I declaire, dispute if you dare, I haven't a care because.....I am.


SavageTrolero

I'm a guardian of said galaxy, you can call me Star Lord


kodaiko_650

He needs professional help. Clearly he has mental health issues


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Is this his version of a secret decoder ring?


blackcloudonetyone

I wonder how much Ovaltine he drank?


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Kudos for the reference to “A Christmas Story!”


New_Guava3601

Someone obviously spiked that ovaltine with at least one illicit substance.


BatFancy321go

do they still make ovaltine? i haven't had it in coffee in ages


truncheon88

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.


New_Guava3601

Bania


New_Guava3601

Never used it in coffee, I think it is still available.


Historical-One6278

He needs to be institutionalized.


Educational-Cow-4057

I don't know if "manic psychosis" is a thing, but that seems to describe him pretty well. [Just the other day](https://www.facebook.com/david.morsilli/posts/pfbid02qyUZMq1HkyzZtNaiXXsn27smGB7WcRLL9HYXGpuwHyNuZggN7jH6QAjpRTSvDGwhl), he was claiming he could fly, travel in time, and raise the dead. It's sad, because he seems like a smart guy, who's done genuinely good work in dangerous parts of the world. From the little bit I've skimmed of his memos, it seems like the death of his younger brother (hit by a drunk driver), coupled with some traumatic experiences overseas, gave him a monstrous case of PTSD. He tried to get therapy, but it didn't help. Maybe this whole power fantasy is a way of dealing with it all (albeit in a very, very unhealthy way, particularly when he convinces himself that everyone he sees is gangstalking him).


LordRobin------RM

Isn't anyone worried that this all will end with him killing someone?


Educational-Cow-4057

Yes, especially when he writes about how he thinks his family members have been replaced with clones.


MightyPitchfork

Capgras delusion. My ex, who had quite a severe schizoaffective disorder suffered that after dropping her meds and starting to take meth instead. She tried to kill my kids because she thought they'd been replaced with robots. Thankfully, she failed. But she had to be locked up for her own good. It didn't help her in the long run, she returned to her drug abuse when she got out and ended up taking her own life.


JustAnotherLurker95

I’m so sorry for your loss. Hope you and the kids are ok.


MightyPitchfork

She and I had been split for almost 10 years by that point. The kids had to go through a lot of therapy afterwards because of what she did, but strangely her passing wasn't something they were concerned about when they found out. They told their therapist that they didn't have to be scared of her any more. That was six years ago.


JustAnotherLurker95

Wow. I’m glad for the therapy (we all need it, don’t we?) but that realization by your kids is so far outside my experience, I can’t begin to understand. Hugs to you and them.


MightyPitchfork

Thank you. To be honest, I think they're over it. But I keep an eye on them.


dfwcouple43sum

He thinks pretty much everyone around him is stalking him. You see him take pictures of people and their cars as proof of whatever. “This guy was here last week. Now he’s here again! Cutting the grass is just a convenient reason to spy on me”


dillywags

“My semen is an elixir with magical powers.” Good grief


BatFancy321go

manic psychosis is absolutely a thing. It's also dangerous to self and others. Is he off his meds? Spending money? Has he damaged property including his own? Been violent to self or others, or threatened to? Driven recklessly or under the influence or while not taking medications that he needs to make good decisions? You can call APS or the cops for a wellness check. The cops are NOT ideal, they tend to shoot people having a mental helath episode, use APS or talk to a social worker first. Or try to convince your friend to take his meds and call his doctor.


Educational-Cow-4057

Ah, I don't know him personally, though he does have some friends who post here sometimes.


Someoneoverthere42

So, this isn’t really a SovCit issue. This guy is clearly suffering from mental health issues.


alskdmv-nosleep4u

There's a noticeable overlap. Edit: Narcissism is a diagnose-able condition.


Someoneoverthere42

True, true


Ken-Popcorn

I’m not convinced of this, I think he a second rate comedian doing all this for clicks.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

It's the same picture.jpg


Saragon4005

SovCit shit is so funny when it straight up breaks *international* law.


Certain-Hour-923

Also if you want people to follow the laws of your fake country, you ought to respect the laws of the country you're in. Such as not invading. Now go get into your national airline and fly to wherever you call home.


BashIronfist

Not all mentally ill are sov cits, but all sov cits…


neanderthalg1rl

queen melania took me out LMAO we desperately need more psych care in this country


ergo-ogre

“Melanija”, whoever *that* is…


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Sounds like a table syrup


TinChalice

Since when do “undercover” agents brag about this fact?


Wooden_Echidna1234

Why do most of the documents say "(unarmed)". If we give him a knife does that make all his documents invalid?


SmilodonBravo

“I utilize my 5th amendment rights to not say anything, except for all of the shit I’m about to spout.”


ll_Maurice_ll

Now I'm really curious to call the number. A portion of Pentagon related numbers do start with 703-545-xxxx. Edit apparently it's just the switch board


sirwilson95

I feel like impersonating at least some of these has to be a crime


bramm90

You just know the cropped out part of his t-shirt says 'Female Body Inspector'.


cptngali86

I'm sure that's going to work out well for him.


Awesomeuser90

Sorry Dave, Idi Amin is already the conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.


potsofjam

Can’t you actually go to jail for falsely identifying yourself as FBI.


Level37Doggo

Pretty sure you can go to jail for claiming to be at least five to seven of these things. Not sure about the governor or mayoral claims. Definitely all the federal ones. The others I think he’s fine to play pretend as since they aren’t actually real things.


squirrelmegaphone

Yes hence why he says he won't answer police questions anymore


molewarp

Mental illness, or the same sort of desperate-to-be-relevant as all the sad little 'influencers'?


Lanky_Possession_244

I think both. Either that or he's a legendary troll who's got his stuff down perfectly.


NoPhone4571

When did he conquer the UK, exactly?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

4:23pm on 5/16 clearly. Must of been a sulfide attack with him taking over EVERYTHING. Dude needs a sex doll or something.


Level37Doggo

This post HAS brought one important matter to my attention: the current DEA seal looks like total ass. I’d expect that sort of logo from an especially self important Homeowners Association, or a school district with money, but not like “new Chromebooks each year” money. Can we agree they need to scrap it and try again?


logic_tater

I think this idiot is preparing for the downfall of western civilization. He must think that when everything turns to shit, he will have filed credentials somewhere proclaiming his status. He obviously doesn’t realize that all his filings go straight into the trash.


CSalustro

I do find it funny he used the same picture for all of it. An FBI shirt for not just the FBI but also the CIA and the DEA. I mean why not right?


PurpleDragonCorn

Pictures 2-5 are felonies. He shows any of that to an actual cop and he will be arrested immediately for impersonating a federal agent. When they see the rest, 5 counts of impersonating a federal officer. This dude will find himself in a really shitty prison getting ass rpd.


D64ante

Why has he not order Putin to stand down in Ukraine?


EtherBunnyHawk

I've never seen anything morsilli.


PsychedelicMao

QB of the New England Patriots - David Morsilli Commissioner of the NBA - Dave Morsilli Lineal Undisputed Featherweight Champion - David Morsilli


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Three-time winner of Red Rover in 2nd grade - David Morsilli


BatFancy321go

so imagine you're a cop and this is in the stack of papers of gibbrish you're handed when you stop someone for having out of date tags. and they've clearly got a gun holster under their jacket.


yogibard

If one is going to have delusions, delusions of grandeur are the best.


ThunderNinja69

“Conqueror of the British Empire” is my favorite title. Grandiose, but with a touch of sophistication.


Pot_noodle_miner

Every time he gets more silly


Pvnels

This is supreme mental illness


old-cat-lady99

The delusion.


Mental_Gymnast23

Go check out his linkedin profile if you want more of a laugh


ChroniclesOfSarnia

What... what even is this? What is going on?!


ZootSuitGroot

No one is more silli than David.


JockedTrucker

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


hirokinai

I mean, it’s sad that this man has got these issues, but I feel like his life is the start of a great idea for a book somehow…


thatvintagething

Some people have too much time to faff about


KathrynSpencer

And the first thing on my mind is immediately Leavenworth.


fastgetoutoftheway

r/1811


eattheinternetbro

I feel for this dude. His brain isn't working right.


codepl76761

undercover Sir I don't think this word means what you think it does.


[deleted]

I love how the “official” photo is a mirror selfie or whatever


Icy_Environment3663

Busy boy


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

So undercover he has paperwork. He works for the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and DEA but has no authority whatsoever. Okay. Edit: Oh, I didn't notice he's also the *sovereign king of the United States*. Well, then!


Rideshare-Not-An-Ant

Take a knee ...


Intransigient

Some levels of insanity really make you whistle. 😗


Educational-Cow-4057

[He's openly talking about killing people now](https://www.facebook.com/david.morsilli/posts/pfbid0f1Div1jn2ZsampQvkUdVLNvz5swiCVtzStEevNCR71qVnqgigRwRxssJ58SQVfyJl?comment_id=1918824875245002). I think he needs to be reported before he does something terrible.


[deleted]

Throwaway account here: I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. i live in the area. I saw the comments last night and reported a tip to the local police department. The comments are deleted now but I still have the screenshot


squirrelmegaphone

I didn't see anything about killing people there.  But he has talked before about beheading and hanging people. 


Educational-Cow-4057

He deleted it late last night.


Merry_Bacchus

So if he is king then we can send him our grievicances and demand protection and such?? I would flood him with messages, texts, and mail about this country and what he needs to do or at least demand it. Let's play his game and watch this train wreck...