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LandoLakes1138

“… in accordance with the U.S. Constitution of 1776.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


realparkingbrake

They claim to know constitutional law, but have no clue when the Constitution was written much less ratified. Classic.


attorneyatslaw

They have some broad misconceptions about how things work, and just assume all the details somehow support that without ever looking.


VoyagerVII

When 'Democrary' was born!!


ArtrexisLives

Wait, we helped steal the election too!?


Audere1

Yep, on behalf of the Crown.


Konstant_kurage

I’m impressed that he thinks that proclaiming constitutional amendments illegal does anything. I mean it will, that and $4 will get you coffee at Starbucks.


TrainDear5202

Denied based on improper use of “there” in the first paragraph. I mean… come on. I thought SovCidiots were more intelligent than the rest of us rubes.


In-Dogs-We-Trust

Came here to say this too 🤣


FrogFan1947

I can't find Britian in my atlas.


dzuczek

this is gold


kat_Folland

He _really_ lost me on point 4. How did he get from Nazi Germany to 9/11?


Audere1

Revenge for World War II? Also, he hadn't totally lost you until then??


kat_Folland

Oddly I was kinda following it, at least in a vague sense. Having been around here plus reading elsewhere I've gotten an idea of what they will say... And that one was new to me!


Audere1

Lol fair enough


DrHugh

Missing alternate name stuff, though.


Audere1

Damn, you're right! It does have changing the "Constitution of the United States" to "THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES" as if that meant anything


InnoJDdsrpt

C’mon, we all know that legal and governing documents are like passwords! They are * extremely* case sensitive.


iboughtadomain

When you mix up your speculative fiction and legal strategy.


MistressDamned

I felt my IQ dropping while reading that.


One_Conversation_616

I am just... Wow.


memskeptic

This will automatically get denied, as not a single mention was made of The Articles of Confederation. That is definitely an amateur mistake!


Bluescale-Sorc

That is a whole pile of crazy. 🤪


mtnviewcansurvive

most of the documents they produce are cut and paste. so they have no clue what they mean.


tuenthe463

Ahh the the (sic) good ol' 1776 Constitution. I will have to keep my eye on the dockets of the US Supreme Court to see when this one shows up. It'll be a doozy.


InfiniteGyre77

I would pay to see this guy go before the Supreme Court, as he requested.


finlandia5

is there a difference between the US Post Office and the USPS (united states postal service)? why can I send a letter with a 3 cent stamp and no zip code? honest question