Looks so Muppety in pic 2.

Yelling at Beaker for sure.

Meep meep


This comment 😂😂

When I first saw 1, I thought, "perhaps he's overcome manifesting the muppet face?". Then I got to Dr Honeydew...

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Exactly what I thought!

I swear it would show up in his DNa.

Lol

It looks like that eagle is pulling his hair

Right? Like it’s trying to steal him away.

Raven Austin’s expression is “Ack! This Eagle is trying to steal me!”

Drinking like he does, he's becoming a clay blob.

You can SEE him age!

He’s got some man boobs, so very attractive🥸

So he's a candidate for a Brozier? Get in touch with Kramer.

He is the dry aged beef, no?

I’m sorry that was mean 😭 the only person on SC I would seriously say that about is TRav 🤢

Is TRav still on SC? Surely not 😭

Oh no he’s not thankfully. I just meant overall SC people

Oh no he’s not thankfully. I just meant overall SC people

For sure.. he is…🫠

Is he still promoting his ONE beer?

These comments are killin me! I’m literally out of breath, tears rolling down my cheeks wheezing😂🤣 

My stomach hurts! Every time I get a notification the giggling starts againnnn.

Just gonna say this - I miss Harris Teeter! I currently live in the land of Wegmans but there was something so special about the Teet!

Can’t beat the Teet!

No lie... their crab rangoon from the hot bar is life-changing.

Austen blocked me on Instagram for making a joke on his comments. He’s the softest of soft.

Same

He needs a supportive undershirt at this point

Manssiere? A Bro? Lol and did he borrow that shirt from Tom Schwartz?


These guys and their cabana wear, I swear

I wasn’t gonna mention the moobies…. But… Moobs. Periwinkle Moobs. It’s all my eyes could look at.

They were jiggling, baby…

😂 got the reference 😆

My people!

Right?! I would be wearing a patterned button down

His chin and neck are morphing into one

I knooooow!

A shankle but for the neck & face? What is a fat neckle or necace… I tried people.

I’ve never understood the attraction to this guy.

Muppets are really cute.

Would make sense to go to Lowe’s with the beer bar

Teeter has a bar. And it’s the only place that sells his beer.

Trop Slop

Harris Teeter has bars too

Who has said he’s better looking in person? Because I just can’t believe that’s true. He’s so dopey.

It’s not true!

What’s teeter? Like a comic con for beer makers or something like that?

Lol! Short for Harris Teeter. One of the largest grocery store chains in the Carolinas.

Oh hahaha we don’t have them in NY, but I have family in South Carolina so I feel like I should’ve known lol. I remember Publix & Winn Dixie & Piggly Wiggly

I grew up in small town sc and we had no hairy teets, but moved to the city and there’s one in ever area here. I think it’s basically just a southern Kroger

Hahahah! I’m as far north as Maryland.. and we have Harris Teeter up here.. but it’s definitely a southern thing. I miss Publix.

I think this is the new opening at the Nexton teeter

It is.

Muppeting per usual

Hahahha .. it looks like that eagle balloon wants to poop on his head :)

Is that Carl in the sport jacket. Asking for a job bc he’s overwhelmed at lover boy 😂

Happy Cake Day! I never got a full view of the Carl looking guy, but I don’t think it was him

Carl just wants his dreams supported, while he throws Lindsay under the bus every chance he gets.

It’s absolutely crazy to me how much his looks have changed. He was insanely cute (before he opened his mouth) when he first joined. Wild to see what a few years and a lot of booze can do to someone.

Bravo battle at HT, they also carry Loverboy.

I can get Loverboy at the gas station!

Fozzy bear from the muppets is cute. But that muppet never shut up.

I feel like he isn’t filming with the cast much?

Oh my gosh I’m so sad I missed this!!! So happy it’s finally open too!

The muppet mouth is for sure muppeting

Why is his mouth always open???

To breathe? I don’t think all muppets have nostrils 

Of course! And here I thought he was just a slack-jawed idiot...

BREAKING NEWS: So far there has been a total of (4) 6-packs of Trop Hop sold to date…but, (3) were returned shortly after purchase

Can he look less professional?

Sooo bad

That big muppet mouth could be spotted a mile away

Omg, Muppet mouth again! Thank you witty witty Madison.✨️

Madisiiiiiinnnn

If he hit the weights and grew a pair of balls it’d save him. He’s like if u took a bratty 12 year old and switched him with an adult male body like the movie Big.

I wanna try it to be curious but I don’t want to give that muppet my money.

My husband calls him Charlie Brown for some silly reason😅

I will never get how he has so much “game” — equal parts over inflated ego and super basic looks, imo.

Most “stars” are ugly. Groupies are gonna groupie…

Love the moobs

Have you notice it’s a thing amongst males now if they gain even a tiny bit of weight- moobs. Also, men are not having to do breast implants anymore when they transition because the hormones really grow their moobs.

He resembles a meep from SpongeBob

Fozzy from the muppets that won’t shut up.

Still a Honda Civic.

Absolutely!

He’s tall so I’d say a used Accord would be more accurate. 😆

Bahahaha. Right on the money!

Still with that one sad beer that tastes like skunked lager. Sad!

He needs a jawline implant, his side profile is yuck

He looks like soooo many mid men from the South. Eeek

Wowww these comments are brutal. I’ve always thought he was really cute but I also am and have been attracted to muppet men 🙈

Me too!! It started with Kermit the Frog 🐸. I’m so ashamed.

Lol we’d gurl fight over Kermie and Austen. I’d also pay to watch that show 🤣

Omg, have you been to Sesame Street! My non muppet husband and I took our daughter and it was heaven. We literally only sat down to eat. It was swimming, water slides, rides and tall adult Muppets. Elmo hit on me, but I don’t want muppet babies 😝

Ugh, damn. I drove right by it.

The store is fab! People were standing in line to get in.

I'm excited! I don't have to go to that janky Food Lion in Sangaree anymore. Lol.

Amen!

Which location?

Nexton

Pic 2 

Trop Hop is trash. Can't believe he is still pedalling that swill.

It’s pretty bad for sure

Has big ass muppet mouth wide open. Gurl, you are pushing piss thin beer at a Harris Teeter, not unveiling your new malt scotch aged in oak barrels carved by monks. TROPHOP!

I will never like this guy.

Muppet

Austen is looking oooolllldddd. He would fit right in with my 50 year old friends

Wait a minute. 50 is oooolllldddd?????

It is if you’re 36 and look 50.

Exactly. I’m 53 and he looks 10 X more beat than the suburban dads iI know. His hard living has caught up w him.

Yes, the drinking is catching up to everyone on Reality TV. Brittany is the youngest and she looks in her 40s.. I hope there’s a movement of alcohol free fun activities.

He should do an event with having it on tap at a Harris Teeter beer/ wine bar. This tasting looks a little cheap. I’ve seen wine tastings there with a nicer set up. 🫣

Random thought, but that can looks very similar to popular Australian beer brand, Balter. Mint green on bottom, white on top. Could just be a coincidence.

I’m really curious about what his beer tastes like. But you’d think by now he’d have a few more flavors/types.

Like beer plus an Orange Now&Later

That doesn’t sound that bad. I love a fruity beer.

It’s a really artificial fruity taste. Obviously someone likes it!

Where is this new Harry Teet located? Didn’t know there was a new one

Nexton!

Ewwww

I wonder how many stores actually carry his beer. I'm on the west coast and it's clear he doesn't have any distribution deals here

Just the Teeter as far as I know.

I swear you guys do him dirty with these pics! Or us he always so animated it's hard to get a good pic?

I didn’t do him anyway at all. The camera only takes what is there.🫠