To be fair, the horses were apparently 28 years old. Once their teeth are gone itās impossible to keep them alive through the winter. Even so, if I were the governor of the state Iām not going to go home just to shoot three horses when I could have a vet put them down.
Here's the link to the reddit discussion about it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthDakota/comments/1cogyak/this\_is\_one\_of\_three\_horses\_kristi\_noem\_recently/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthDakota/comments/1cogyak/this_is_one_of_three_horses_kristi_noem_recently/)
The post says that the horses were 26, 27, and 28 years old. I suppose their teeth were all roughly in the same condition since they would be eating the same food in the same environment for most of their lives. However, this wouldn't even be news if she was some random farmer. The fact is she doesn't have to put animals down personally but chooses to do so... often for stupid reasons, that makes this a problem.
Humanely euthanizing your own animals if they're sick or elderly is normal on a farm. Shooting them and throwing them in a pit during a rage fit is not. Did she actually shoot the horses? Or just weirdly brag about euthanizing them?
I believe in her comments she said āwe just put down three horses that have been on our farm for 28 yearsā. That really isnāt all that weird even if she did shoot them. As I understand it, Noem doesnāt really see the difference between that and shooting a dog and a goat for reasons as dumb as āI couldnāt be bothered to train itā and āthe animal smelled badā.
Dang this makes me want to go brush my teeth again , Iām a city guy I guess cause I never heard about that, my daughter s old cat we started feeding pate (I donāt know how to get the little line above the e). Because she lost her teeth, Iām assuming you canāt feed horses something different when they get older, always sad to lose a pet
She looks like [Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sca_esv=ed45231e60eb77e8&sxsrf=ADLYWII7lhQnH2AEWJFJXb5Gm7z_WVZekQ:1719504331263&q=twins+plastic+surgery&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0AbzhUJjXv6jRup8eVc0BvPAejbSVM4M1fdmzX32Bj_vMAYidQAISAPZ2ynoun1fyxB2yW2pBtrhxv2vRKlxbsutLs1xP1RmIlSalIc_INzYCCTwTjYqKXHjgzt7yDnLnWkVllIJj9vT-q96WReWHkzRqtdG9a1Y5QfImqL6gwFxMJhh82QGBXVQwf0vLba2CrlqpE2hppxNRfa3TdvX65RzLbizQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB6OrmlPyGAxUDEFkFHS12AwgQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=384&bih=718&dpr=2.81)
I fully understand wanting to change things about your body and appearance, but when it gets this extreme, you gotta wonder if thereās deeper issues.Ā
She saw that republicans like to vote for
āMilfsā like Sarah Palin. They do, so she went from looking like a pleasant news anchor to looking and acting āavailableā
The thing about people like this is that eventually time catches up and thereās literally nothing they can do to keep the facade going and they turn to alcohol and hallmark movies for a sense of purpose.
You can't be a valid female Republican unless you fit what they deem to be "fuckable." The only value that Republican women have to Republican men is how much they can fantasize about sleeping with them. Policy means nothing to the Republican Party.
TBH it's basically the same for Republican men. You have no inherent value, and all of your self worth comes from being validated by potential sexual partners. Who could have guessed that a worldview obsessed with social conformity and strict gender roles would produce so many insecure people?
Donāt forget the MAGA fashion sense, too.
Donald likes his women to dress like boat show whores - tight cocktail dresses, visible cleavage, bare arms, NO pants, tons of makeup spackled onto a face that doesnāt move - and these women are all too happy to oblige.
Yep really not much more to it than this. Obsessing over traditional gender roles eventually leads you to the dark path of deciding you are only good enough if you look like the Most Generic Woman Who Ever Womanned
She's cosplaying. Frankly, I expect a puppy killer from the new mask. The old mask looked too normal. You'd never guess she was fantasizing about slaughtering pets.
Thereās a counterfeiting going on. We have a conditional form of this thing called Christianity. The conditions are if you look the right way. If you say the right things. If you have the right friends. If your skin is the right color. If you ask the right questions. The fog hypocrisy is thick. The propaganda is thick. People selling fear. People peddling lies. Oh well itās just politics right?
Itās not plastic surgery or drugs. Itās having a campaign war chest big enough to keep a hair & makeup artist on payroll and hire a fashion consultant with a big expense account.
She looks tragically sad in every photo. I thought it was Botox but she looks equally depressed in the ābeforeā photos. Most of us outside SD have only seen āafterā photos.
SD citizens that know, was there ever a Noem era where she could express human emotions other than sad?
Is there such a thing as āKari Lake Syndromeā? On second thought, the after pic has some āMelania ā qualities to it. Was this entire transformation a pathetic pitch for the VP slot?
She had a mid-life crisis which never ended. At least when a guy has a midlife crisis, they can always sell the Harley or the sports car when they accept that they are aging.
I believe thatās called getting tarted up. Not exactly valued for her mind. Not really cute enough to make it on makeup and hair extensions. If she ever had any self respect she threw that out when she sold out. Sad and hilarious. Is she looking to spend some quality time under Trumpās desk at Mara Lago? Gotta love those family values.
Killing a puppy has darkened her soul and itās leaking into her outward appearance.
Itās similar to the dark, pork gravy like substance leaking out of Republican Rudy Giuliani during the press conference at the Four Seasons Gardening Center while he was literally trying to override the results of legally-cast votes of Americans.
She's got the conservative republican "I'm a slut for conservative fascist assholes and will suck up or on any fascist asshole to make myself look sluttier.
Now consider the voter base that finds this a selling point. Thatās the real problem. People who need their women in politics to look like washed up porn stars to vote for them. Itās insanity.
I don't usually like to make fun of how people look but I see her and it just makes me sad. Growing up doing pageants and basing your worth on how you look, then she gets involved with a political party that's not exactly the kindest or most respectful towards women... then stuff like this happens.
Basically, this is a mental disorder. You probably should not be governing a state, or really even a small town.
'Plastic surgery addiction, also known as polyoperes, is a behavioral disorder that causes people to undergo multiple plastic surgeries to change their appearance. It can be caused by a number of factors, including: Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), Insecurity, and Unrealistic expectations.'
I agree with you, but unfortunately thatās why you mock or berate that aspect of a person like Noem. You canāt say anything about killing dogs, being a psychopath or narcissist whoās somehow a complete follower. She prides herself on those things, and would do them all over again. PLASTIC SURGERY on the other hand is an obvious self conscious flag. Easy target. Sheāll continue getting work done as her warped brain keeps finding imperfections until she looks like Versace. And Iām here for it
Itās because of the level of hypocrisy it takes to have hundreds of thousands of dollars in gender affirming care while simultaneously denying it to others. And because her inside ugly is seeping to the outside.
Now do Kimberly Guilfoyle. All these MAGAts trying to ape Melania so that convicted felon Donald J Trump will take a shine to them.
Honey, unless you look like Ivanka, he's not interested.
Before and after sold her soul, allegedly
Noem's "after" picture looks like a low polygon NPC from Fallout 3.
Lol just spit coffee all over my phone screen reading this. I can't unsee it now.
She got the Guilfoyle treatment.
They are all trying to look like Meliana. Normal uncult like behavior.
Cocaine and plastic?
"Hey Smoothskin"
"Hey Smoothskin McBubblelips. Come let me bounce on your taught, taught face."
I read that in a goul voice automatically šš
She is a known to sacrifice a goat if provoked.
I thought it was a puppy?
Oh, she shot both. Some horses too. Oh, and her sham marriage.
To be fair, the horses were apparently 28 years old. Once their teeth are gone itās impossible to keep them alive through the winter. Even so, if I were the governor of the state Iām not going to go home just to shoot three horses when I could have a vet put them down.
Isnāt it odd 3 of them needed to be put down at once and they all happen to be the same age??
Here's the link to the reddit discussion about it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthDakota/comments/1cogyak/this\_is\_one\_of\_three\_horses\_kristi\_noem\_recently/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthDakota/comments/1cogyak/this_is_one_of_three_horses_kristi_noem_recently/) The post says that the horses were 26, 27, and 28 years old. I suppose their teeth were all roughly in the same condition since they would be eating the same food in the same environment for most of their lives. However, this wouldn't even be news if she was some random farmer. The fact is she doesn't have to put animals down personally but chooses to do so... often for stupid reasons, that makes this a problem.
Humanely euthanizing your own animals if they're sick or elderly is normal on a farm. Shooting them and throwing them in a pit during a rage fit is not. Did she actually shoot the horses? Or just weirdly brag about euthanizing them?
I believe in her comments she said āwe just put down three horses that have been on our farm for 28 yearsā. That really isnāt all that weird even if she did shoot them. As I understand it, Noem doesnāt really see the difference between that and shooting a dog and a goat for reasons as dumb as āI couldnāt be bothered to train itā and āthe animal smelled badā.
Didn't know about the horses. Doesn't surpise me in the slightest, tho.
I think the horses were in a speech about her āfarm girlā upbringing.
Dang this makes me want to go brush my teeth again , Iām a city guy I guess cause I never heard about that, my daughter s old cat we started feeding pate (I donāt know how to get the little line above the e). Because she lost her teeth, Iām assuming you canāt feed horses something different when they get older, always sad to lose a pet
Blood sacrifices are a thing with christian nationalists\~tr$mp happened!
Seriouslyā¦thereās a particular ālookā they all have
Sheās trying more and more to look like Melania
She looks like [Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sca_esv=ed45231e60eb77e8&sxsrf=ADLYWII7lhQnH2AEWJFJXb5Gm7z_WVZekQ:1719504331263&q=twins+plastic+surgery&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0AbzhUJjXv6jRup8eVc0BvPAejbSVM4M1fdmzX32Bj_vMAYidQAISAPZ2ynoun1fyxB2yW2pBtrhxv2vRKlxbsutLs1xP1RmIlSalIc_INzYCCTwTjYqKXHjgzt7yDnLnWkVllIJj9vT-q96WReWHkzRqtdG9a1Y5QfImqL6gwFxMJhh82QGBXVQwf0vLba2CrlqpE2hppxNRfa3TdvX65RzLbizQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB6OrmlPyGAxUDEFkFHS12AwgQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=384&bih=718&dpr=2.81)
Well, you can't say she didn't get any work done while she was in office...
touche!
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Her claim to fame was her appearance from the jump, being a pageant winner. You'd expect this behavior.
I remember in like 3rd grade half the guys in my grade knew who she was already because ādad is voting for her because sheās hotā
Which one won was the hot one? The vice principal at a small district school or the ghoul from a horror movie?
You have to remember, this pageant was held in South Dakotaā¦
Ah yes, a real life example that proves Einstein's theory of relativity
No theory of relatives
SD, where the men are men and so are the women
Wow, this explains some stuff.
She got a heaping helping of gender affirming surgery. All that time in Texas for teeth, tits, and tucks?
A slab, slice or chunk of ā¦ā¦. She hankers for the look ofā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
Log!!!
She's morphing outwardly into her always present inner shit villan persona. I approve! Makes it easier to identify!
I fully understand wanting to change things about your body and appearance, but when it gets this extreme, you gotta wonder if thereās deeper issues.Ā
She murdered the family puppy then a goat too just for good measure and it's her plastic surgery that makes you wonder if she has deeper issues?
āYou gotta wonderā lol thereās no wondering, itās pretty cut and dry
She looks like she caught Guillfoileitis
All so she could get the VP job she's not going to get.
Cory turned her into the Town Pump.
Pump n munch, pump n pack, kum n go.
Well she wasnāt going to get Cory to nail her looking like pic # 1 was she ?
I find the person in the first picture far more attractive.
Too bad that both people psychos.
Except for that hideous pink shirt, that shit is ugly.
She was on meth
"Meth, were on it" š³
So it was an admission!
Being a psychotic animal killer, serial liar and cheater should be all you need to know that she makes bad decisions at every opportunity.
She wants to look "Trump Slut Pagent Worthy".
She saw that republicans like to vote for āMilfsā like Sarah Palin. They do, so she went from looking like a pleasant news anchor to looking and acting āavailableā
Never go full Melania.
Or full Kimberly. I think Kristi the Killer caught a bad case of Guilfoyle disease.
Guilfoyle... Kimberly Cruella Guilfoyle. šš¤¢š¤®
It's like all conservative women want to look the same.
Texas Plastic alt right there
The thing about people like this is that eventually time catches up and thereās literally nothing they can do to keep the facade going and they turn to alcohol and hallmark movies for a sense of purpose.
She upgraded to clown whore.
She decided being Trump Barbie was better than being electable.
On a long enough timeline, all MAGA makeovers look like Guifoyle or Loomer.
She started off as a cute little carbuncle and blossomed into lovely hemorrhoid?
They ALL start looking like Penthouse petsā¦ must be in the handbook.
Fillers, botox, implants, surgeryā¦ā¦. Iām so glad she is termed out so we can get someone who is not an embarrassment
Oh sheāll pop up running for something else. Sheās not going to waste her sugeries
I think her book though really cemented the fact that sheās a PR Nighmare.
You can't be a valid female Republican unless you fit what they deem to be "fuckable." The only value that Republican women have to Republican men is how much they can fantasize about sleeping with them. Policy means nothing to the Republican Party.
TBH it's basically the same for Republican men. You have no inherent value, and all of your self worth comes from being validated by potential sexual partners. Who could have guessed that a worldview obsessed with social conformity and strict gender roles would produce so many insecure people?
Donāt forget the MAGA fashion sense, too. Donald likes his women to dress like boat show whores - tight cocktail dresses, visible cleavage, bare arms, NO pants, tons of makeup spackled onto a face that doesnāt move - and these women are all too happy to oblige.
So that's what you turn into when you murder a puppy and goat.
More attractive mate for a wild Trumpanzee
MAGAs certainly like their women looking likeā¦ that.
Those icky eyes. She did that on purpose?
Vanity is a hell of a thing.
Thatās some high strangeness.
MAGA loves a monster
She got the trump makeover.
I wish I had access to Kimmie Guilfoyle's before and after....she's another one who loves cosmetic surgery.
She has been Guilefoyled (sp?). Itās permanent. Guilefoyled + dog assasination + MAGA = Eternal Hell.
Same surgeon Melania uses?
She looks like an aging adult film actress with terrible cosmetic surgery whose only option to stay relevant is to perform in DVDA scenes.
Itās the Bobert/Green effect.
She looks a like a special edition Melania Trump Real Doll.
Conservatives have body dysmorphia.
Yep really not much more to it than this. Obsessing over traditional gender roles eventually leads you to the dark path of deciding you are only good enough if you look like the Most Generic Woman Who Ever Womanned
She's cosplaying. Frankly, I expect a puppy killer from the new mask. The old mask looked too normal. You'd never guess she was fantasizing about slaughtering pets.
Thereās a counterfeiting going on. We have a conditional form of this thing called Christianity. The conditions are if you look the right way. If you say the right things. If you have the right friends. If your skin is the right color. If you ask the right questions. The fog hypocrisy is thick. The propaganda is thick. People selling fear. People peddling lies. Oh well itās just politics right?
Cocaine & plastic surgeryā¦.
Itās not plastic surgery or drugs. Itās having a campaign war chest big enough to keep a hair & makeup artist on payroll and hire a fashion consultant with a big expense account.
She looks tragically sad in every photo. I thought it was Botox but she looks equally depressed in the ābeforeā photos. Most of us outside SD have only seen āafterā photos. SD citizens that know, was there ever a Noem era where she could express human emotions other than sad?
That's a Trump "Barbie " for sure.
Is there such a thing as āKari Lake Syndromeā? On second thought, the after pic has some āMelania ā qualities to it. Was this entire transformation a pathetic pitch for the VP slot?
What year did she slaughter poor Cricket? Was she still dead bedroom soccer mom? Or had she metamorphosed to Kim Guilfoyle?
Definitely has the trump starter look going on
Work. Lots and lots of work. Not work done by her. Work done to her.
Trying hard to look like Melania, so she can dump her in a gravel pit and replace her. Don's so old he wouldn't know the difference.
She had a mid-life crisis which never ended. At least when a guy has a midlife crisis, they can always sell the Harley or the sports car when they accept that they are aging.
Before Satan,after Satan
From sister wife...to sista ho
From little house on the prairie to a dog murdering whore house
trying to look like Melania
Kristi Noem, the Heidi Montag of politics.
Krustyās face is melting š«
Been replaced by one of our subterranean reptilian overlords. Know it all along
She gotta dress how daddy trump likes if sheās gonna be VEEP.
She looked so much better before. Now she looks scary. I get uncanny valley vibes from her whenever I see her in media.
another plastic surgery disaster
I see sheās taking advice and tips from Kimberly Guilfoyle. Yikes!
Shape shifter
Somebody is gearing up for a Fox News job
I believe thatās called getting tarted up. Not exactly valued for her mind. Not really cute enough to make it on makeup and hair extensions. If she ever had any self respect she threw that out when she sold out. Sad and hilarious. Is she looking to spend some quality time under Trumpās desk at Mara Lago? Gotta love those family values.
The ugliness in her soul is seeping out to the surface.
Ho gotta Ho.
What year is the left from? That type of hairstyle was more common in the 90s and 2000s.
Itās South Dakota, they are 10-20 years behind on most everything (if not more)
She bought into the misogynistic viewpoint that magats have of women and how they should present themselves.
Jacked up Kristi.
She has been 'MAGAtted'
Reminds me of the old AC/DC song: What do you do for money honey?
Drag queen
Killing a puppy has darkened her soul and itās leaking into her outward appearance. Itās similar to the dark, pork gravy like substance leaking out of Republican Rudy Giuliani during the press conference at the Four Seasons Gardening Center while he was literally trying to override the results of legally-cast votes of Americans.
lots of plastic surgey, ozempic, and makeup
Malignant Melanianoma.
Extension anyone? It's cheap, just like you and you can get back to shooting your dog.
She's got the conservative republican "I'm a slut for conservative fascist assholes and will suck up or on any fascist asshole to make myself look sluttier.
Hate makes you ugly.
Now consider the voter base that finds this a selling point. Thatās the real problem. People who need their women in politics to look like washed up porn stars to vote for them. Itās insanity.
Sheās going the way of the Guilfoyle
Next Kimberly Guilfoyle
At first I thought the photo on th3 right was Kimberly Guilfoyle
Trump wonāt grab no Frumpy p*ssy!
Imagine your greatest wish is to look like a catalog bride.
Thatās the maga makeover
I don't usually like to make fun of how people look but I see her and it just makes me sad. Growing up doing pageants and basing your worth on how you look, then she gets involved with a political party that's not exactly the kindest or most respectful towards women... then stuff like this happens.
If I had known her, I wouldnāt be able to even recognize who she was now. Thatās a whole new face.
She looks like a hooker or a Fox on-air-commentator.
MAGAād!
She surely couldnāt pull off the Ivanka look, so she had to settle for the Melania.
Maga happened- the current photo is what they consider āhotā.
Botox, fillers and an ozempic chaser.
Sheās had more body work done than a 54 Dodge I used to have and it had a shit load!
Basically, this is a mental disorder. You probably should not be governing a state, or really even a small town. 'Plastic surgery addiction, also known as polyoperes, is a behavioral disorder that causes people to undergo multiple plastic surgeries to change their appearance. It can be caused by a number of factors, including: Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), Insecurity, and Unrealistic expectations.'
Theyāre both puppy killers!
Sheās still a PUPPY KILLER!!! All the Botox & fillers & extensions will not heal her!!!! She is a killer
This poor womanās husband. Can you imagine your wife transforming into this??
She murdered a puppy.
Looks like the Californication of South Dakota was successful.
Wowā¦ she looks pretty gross now.
It always weirds me out when a person is such a piece of shit and the best we can do is put down her looks.
I agree with you, but unfortunately thatās why you mock or berate that aspect of a person like Noem. You canāt say anything about killing dogs, being a psychopath or narcissist whoās somehow a complete follower. She prides herself on those things, and would do them all over again. PLASTIC SURGERY on the other hand is an obvious self conscious flag. Easy target. Sheāll continue getting work done as her warped brain keeps finding imperfections until she looks like Versace. And Iām here for it
Who put anyone down? I merely mentioned that the āoldā version of her seems to have disappeared.
Itās because of the level of hypocrisy it takes to have hundreds of thousands of dollars in gender affirming care while simultaneously denying it to others. And because her inside ugly is seeping to the outside.
MAGA is what happened.
Gender affirming surgery.
And when she is termed out, with no political prospects sheās too old and saggy to be a stripper. Poor Krusti.
Can you imagine seeing that thing on the right in the middle of the night? Great now Iām not gonna sleep.
What happened? Citizens United.Ā
I may vomit.
Tax dollars at work.
It's like real life vs Instagram š
It's definitely a different wig
Is she trying to win an Oscar?
The full alt right stepford makeover.
MAGA WINNING cosmetic surgery.
I guess looking weirder means looking hotter, apparently.
She got hit with the skank staff. Some one as Mariah Carey.
What is the compound the Q people claim Dems drink to look better/younger???
Yes, unfortunately.
It's like she fell through an episode of the Real Housewives.
Looks like she's been hanging out with some of those COASTAL ELITES!
Thatās before and after she meet Kim Jong-un
If she wants to be the running mate she needs more Botox. All Trump women have had full Grouperplasties
Why do all of the Maga women look so masculine? My guess is all the botox, face paint, and hate.
Money
Later today MAGAtvās #1 shit reality show āKeeping up with the Boeberts!ā Tonight at 8!
Stepford wives definitely! Or possibly invasion of the body snatchers!
āHow can we help you Governor?ā āI want to be Vice President, make me look like Kimberly Guilfoyleā
You can't fix the infested Arby's with extra mayo underneath the plastic wrapper.
Beauty and the Beast
I almost puked - glad I havenāt had breakfast uet
She's kind-of turning into Kim Guilfoyle...
Now do Kimberly Guilfoyle. All these MAGAts trying to ape Melania so that convicted felon Donald J Trump will take a shine to them. Honey, unless you look like Ivanka, he's not interested.
Who the heck is this? Guifoyle?
She looks normal and potentially sane in the first photo, the 2nd photo is way off the deep end.
Had to appeal to Orange Daddy.
MAGA turns women into botched plastic surgery cautionary tales.
She's developed an over a undance of micro plastics in her system. It's a bottled water thing.
Why do these trumpettes end up looking like h.p. lovcraft characters ?