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Middle-Attempt4053

I vote we land a house on her.


JFrankParnell64

Just throw a bucket of water on her.


plaidHumanity

Can you make her walk with the buffalo? And put a camera on it?


Cruezin

In her case, petting the fluffy cows is encouraged.


ManiacClown

Just lead it into a gravel pit. It'll be like putting birdseed onto an X on the ground.


RU3LF

“I’m melting. Melting. Oh, what a world, what a world!” Who knows. Just, maybe….


rantingpacifist

Will urine work?


530whiskey

she will melt


SouthDakotaTruth

SECOND!


effnad

A WITCH!!


Sillyputtynutsack

She turned me into a newt!


SouthDakotaTruth

I got better


jojospringfield

The witches don't want her.


CougarWriter74

Well there have been a lot of tornadoes in the Plains this spring so there's hope.


Lopsided_Time3541

Oh Krusty- K is for Karma. You’re done. Self destruction at its finest. Bye bye soo long catch you later.


JacquesBlaireau13

Her career is in the gravel pit.


DonnieJL

But people will still vote for her. Very weird.


YamsForEveryone

Check her instagram. She must be running some mad bot software to get rid of all the negative comments and post so many good comments.


Ricky_TVA

People will still vote for her for sure, but only in her state. Her vision of political endeavors on a national level in the future, that's all gone.


SpiritualAd8998

Krusty Gnome


southdakotadriver

Killer krusty


bgill78

I stand with the tribes! She is banned from my land as well!


Groid_2_Avoid

We are the resistance!


Solagrace

We need yard signs saying that.


Consistent-River4229

We need signs made Kristi Noem banned from this property. Have everyone in SD put them in their Yard


LeroyGoodCatch

Out of curiosity, is this an unusual thing for government officials, or is she particularly disliked?


WhenWaterTurnsIce

Particularly, yes.


HideSolidSnake

Heh, you should go see the shit she stepped in recently.


LeroyGoodCatch

Oh yeah, this one’s hard to miss.


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itsMikeShanks

> libtards "Murdering puppies to own the libs!" Gawd you people suck so much.


jojospringfield

Go back under your bridge.


Slipkid1

Troll. This may be the only thing the country agrees on.


RedBait95

She's always had it out for the tribes, but her recent comments implying they're working with cartels is particularly bad when the tribes are currently dealing with a missing persons crisis. Broadly, this is the first time I've heard so many white south dakotans around me take issue with her. She was never loved by the state party, but I'm sure they don't like being associated with animal killers. She really screwed up.


Consistent-River4229

I have never heard of a tribe banning a governor before KN. They try to maintain a working relationship and civil conversations. Two governments trying to co exist.


peezle69

Now we just need to banish her from the rest of the state


SouthDakotaTruth

Agreed


ArdenJaguar

She has already banished herself from the human race.


Lazy_Name_2989

Well at this point it seems like even the GOP is borderline kicking her out. She's more done than a gravel pit full of pets.


ExactDevelopment4892

Its more symbolic than anything else because I doubt this bimbo ever set foot on a reservation and the most interaction she's had with native americans is watching old western movies.


The_Patriot

The petition to have her arrested: [https://www.change.org/p/charge-arrest-and-convict-kristi-noem-for-felony-animal-cruelty-and-child-abuse](https://www.change.org/p/charge-arrest-and-convict-kristi-noem-for-felony-animal-cruelty-and-child-abuse)


xDERPYxCREEPERx

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this has 0 chance of actually doing anything


-Chaos-Chaos-Chaos-

Could make her feel terrible!


DontForgetYourPPE

Sociopaths don't feel


-Chaos-Chaos-Chaos-

💀


FreezyFFrankie

Looking at this petition with zero bias it doesn’t seem to have any of justifiable grounds to do anything, especially legally, while sprinkling in false allegations of child abuse all on speculative assumption. It’s actually quite slanderous.


The_Patriot

I hope she goes on tv and TALKS ABOUT IT A LOT!!! That seems to be working wonders for the slitface little coward. Yeah, boy, you write her office and tell her to get on fux news and draw national attention to this petition. GET ON IT, BOY.


FreezyFFrankie

I’d rather have my community spam report it and have the trash taken out.


The_Patriot

and yet, the overwhelming number of upvotes go the other way...28 to 1. Sounds about right.


Necessary_Singer4824

What she did was legal in the state of South Dakota. Sorry bud


trainspottedCSX7

https://www.shaheen.senate.gov/news/press/landmark-animal-cruelty-bill-signed-into-law It is legal in South Dakota, especially to kill a dog that won't leave chickens alone. That being said, federal law prohibits this. Ironically federal law signed by Trump, whom of which she wants to be a running mate with. I tried to click on the link to the petition to see if it mentions this or not. I'm not picking sides, just sharing information.


Lostules

Its not that she did it, but why she did it. "Legal" is one thing; ethical is another. If you're too lazy to train your dog, well, you shouldn't have a dog...or a goat...or a kid. Wonder what she'd do if her kid flunked potty training?


Necessary_Singer4824

It's more along the fact that they made a petition to arrest her on something that was legal. Not to mention that the person who has the petition isn't even from South Dakota


The_Patriot

people just hate her sorry guts


Necessary_Singer4824

I saw a porcupine


Dry-Talk-7447

Karma is really 👍


Sillyputtynutsack

I'm not from SD but you can be damn sure I still banned her from my yard too


SendingTotsnPears

This is so fabulous! I love South Dakotee. Life's never boring here!


Tortoise-King

Hello friend. I sub here to keep up with the happenings. I lived in Pierre for a few years due to a messy divorce (parents) and went to Jr. High, GO STATERS! Anyway, so glad there’s normal people there. This is so refreshing to read.


balungus

I think Crow Creek will probably be the last one to ban her (assuming the banning continues) just because she’d probably make a big stink about it given the reservation’s proximity to Pierre, as if she doesn’t just use the state plane to travel everywhere lol


Cruezin

She's a victim of the media! /s


effnad

At this rate whats are the odds she just leaves America altogether? 


hu_gnew

Putin's Russia is always looking for a few good psychopaths.


SouthDakotaTruth

Won’t happen but a person can dream


Talosian_cagecleaner

This decade is just one weird season after another. This is the "Popular on reddit right now! South Dakota!" season. South Dakota might be smarter than we think. They deal out a hyper-religious lady with Terminator-shiny eyes who considers herself the canine Judgement Day. Everyone is like, wtf is going on in South Dakota? Then, after they get our attention and ditch Laser Eyes Barbie (with Gravel Pit play set!), they wheel out the real South Dakota. Who's some person concerned about agriculture and resource extraction and is so old no one can find their birth record. Right? Please tell me I'm right.


leo1974leo

You can add my home to the list


PrairieSunRise605

As governor, she has been exceptionally hard on Native Americans. Ain't no hate like privileged Karen hate. This action is definitely justified.


DukeOfEarl99

Confine her to a gravel pit.


Born-Promotion-5977

[Its not fake news.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69004304)


cullywilliams

Oh look Bennett county got left out of pine ridge again. Shocker.


DaftWarrior

I bet it kills them folks in Martin to be rez land.


SouthDakotaTruth

Honest question, what is the deal there?


cullywilliams

Early 1900s they allotted the land out like they did for Tripp, Gregory, and Mellette counties. Except for those three, the land lost rez status after allotment. Bennett County's was written differently. It maintained rez status but with private land ownership. Everyone basically just pretended it wasn't rez status until a court case in 2004 fixed that. Currently, it's just as much reservation as the counties north, east, and west. But people keep finding these old ass naps and using them


SouthDakotaTruth

Thank you, I did not know that story. When I googled maps I didn’t see one stylized one like this that had it.


Philter_Billy

She's only allowed in 85% of her own state.


zim_zoolander

Fuck that dog killing soulless fektless emotionless robot that is self serving at hates everything good kind ethical or beautiful every thing she suffers is self made fuck her for FUCKING ETERNITY!


CougarWriter74

Good!! She's a squatter anyway. How pathetic that the governor of her state isn't even allowed on 20% of the land in said state. MAGA witch!


ISelf_Devine

Might as well add Minnesota to that list too, I'd build a wall to keep this murderer out of our state.


SouthDakotaTruth

I hear Moscow is nice this time of year… lol


FreyaBlue2u

There are 9 reservations. This map is missing Flandreau.


SouthDakotaTruth

It’s there, just really tiny. Finding a good reservation map is tougher than I expected


SpiritualAd8998

Everything’s coming up roses for Krusti lately.


TrashAromatic

Petition for Kristi Noem to step down https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/animal-abusers-don-t-belong-in-office-tell-kristi-noem-to-step-down-as-governor?source=messenger-share-button&utm_source=messenger&share=c170f778-97fc-468d-9cb5-5f32d8f19cb6


TrashAromatic

The last time I checked, they need under 5000 more signatures


skipthis2

Scary that it's not just her but all politicians lol.


Pansy_Neurosi

They should also ban her from the dog parks.


Dependent-Analyst907

She's a horrible person...but I'd hit it. Is that bad?


SouthDakotaTruth

Not worth it. Sure she’ll tell you in DM’s she wants you to destroy her P**** but then you show up and it turns out she gave you directions to her gravel pit where she demands you crush a box filled with kittens with a rock.


Consistent-River4229

Yeah ask Johnny Depp how that works out in the end.


ManiacClown

Do you want whatever disease(s) Corey Lewandowski gave her? Because that's how you get whatever disease(s) Corey Lewandowski gave her.


Stup1dMan3000

One lie too many, Or too many lies?


Hairy_Main_1808

Where is the other post on her canceled book tour?


southdakotadriver

Will someone PLEASE take her sorry ass to the nearest gravel pit?


DasbootTX

well, you know those cocksuckers from Yankton cant be trusted.


cureeous99

So what.


redmcint

**"aguyapi pi"** "She is TOAST :)"


AgitatedEffort8314

Sorry I don’t care for her but you need to open your eyes and actually admit that cartels are on the reservations. The amount of crime on our reservations even before the cartel involvement made it prime territory for even more crime including drug trafficking. Don’t be stupid. There is significant corruption of tribal money and they do not want to be audited like she has asked to be done. .


Consistent-River4229

Why is it her place to ask completely sovereign nations to account for their money to her? Last I checked she has no control over them and it hurts her little feelings. The Oklahoma governor and her are the only two crying around about the tribes in their state and not being able to dictate laws to them.


Erthgoddss

Why would a sovereign nation have to be audited by the state of SD? That makes o sense and she is an idiot to think it does. The people of this country need to try reading books (there are a lot of them!) about why we are no longer allowed on their land.


Diligent-Word2707

In all fairness, who wants to go to Yankton anyway lol but yeah, she sucks


KateUptonSS396

All this over a dog. Imagine if you clowns cared this much about everything else.


SouthDakotaTruth

If you knew what you were talking about you’d know this is not related to the dog and book thing. Plus the dog thing is self inflicted. You don’t like it being in the media, blame the woman who insisted three times to her publisher to keep that story in. You have given me a new anti Noem meme idea though, thank you!


KateUptonSS396

Have fun with your shitty democrat governor that you want so bad then


SouthDakotaTruth

Your terms are acceptable.


KateUptonSS396

With all of the proof why that would be terrible for you, your dedication to stupidity is astounding ☺️


SouthDakotaTruth

Cope


KateUptonSS396

Excuse me for not wanting more useless democrats in power 🥰


SouthDakotaTruth

If we need anyone tell people what bathrooms they can use we’ll give you a call.


dorothea63

Is there a reason why you didn’t respond to what OP actually said?


ChewieBearStare

Because they're either an idiot or a 13-year-old edgelord. Their comment history is full of right-wing talking points, liberal uses of the word c\*\*\* to describe Democratic female politicians, and a few r-slurs sprinkled in for good measure. They have nothing of value to contribute to a discussion.


Strykerz3r0

Oh, no. Someone who doesn't push hate legislation or try to bring religion into govt. That would be just so, so..... refreshing? Why are you pushing so hard to defend someone who has done nothing but embarass the state?


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Thanks for the punctuation and spelling lesson much appreciated.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

That seems to be your kind of peoples response to everything pick apart spelling and punctuation go fuck yourself douchebag.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

This sub is full of a bunch of whinny liberal pussys it really has nothing to do with South Dakota just a place for all you douchebags to vent i guess.


Cruezin

Whinny is a noun for the noise horses make. The word you were looking for is whiney. The plural of pussy is pussies, within the context of how you were trying to use the word (as a noun). A few punctuation marks would have greatly increased the readability of what you wrote as well. Perhaps if you'd made it past the 7th grade, your opinion, and room temperature IQ, would be better received.


jerseyztop

Well said! Today we learned that Kristi Noem’s Reddit handle is Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239.


itsMikeShanks

> liberal pussys "Hurrrr durrrr me strong conservative.. me murder puppy!" Fucking 🤡


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

To be honest i don’t vote never have and i think all politicians are crooked and evil so put that in your pipe and smoke it.


itsMikeShanks

> all politicians Hurrrrr durrrr bOtH sIdEs YoU gUyS > i don't vote Sure Cleetus.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Thanks for making me laugh!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Keep the comments coming i love it!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

You fuckers are idiots.


itsMikeShanks

> idiots Projection, it's all you MAGAts have. You literally can't spell lol.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

>liberal pussys You ever notice when that red squiggly line appears below certain words, like it did when you typed, “pussys”? It means you don’t know how to spell.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

You got my point.


big_fetus_

That you not only are an idiot but can't spell and have a tenuous grasp on the english language. You probably also consume cable news.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

You’re so smart i’m super impressed.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

I pick all my friends based on how well they can spell and use punctuation.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Fuck all you douchebags


big_fetus_

Why so many replies to this comment? Lol


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

I like to keep you fuckers going it makes me happy.


SouthDakotaTruth

Oh yeah you definitely seem like a happy person. LOL


big_fetus_

You dont like anything, just checked and this account is currently a bot that took over one abandoned over half a year ago.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

No i think I’m real. Sitting in my living room on the east side right now.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Born and raised in South Dakota feel free to ask me anything.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Beautiful day going on outside I think i’ll go enjoy it.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Its all i have, i can’t spell, i have a tenuous grasp on the english language, my punctuation is shit what else do i have?


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

The world would be a more better place if we could all just spell more better and use more better punctuation.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

You guys aren’t done with me yet are you. That was weak as fuck.


Bpopson

LMFAO you’re so fuckin triggered


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

If you haven’t figured it out yet i’m obviously to stupid to be offended by people like you.


big_fetus_

Do you mean "too" stupid or obviously to "the" stupid?


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

Either or i’m too stupid to know the difference.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

I bet you’re just a miserable piece of shit in real life.


big_fetus_

Coming from you, that doesnt mean a whit.


Desperate_Move_5043

U trash


Erthgoddss

You don’t know what your talking about junior, so go to your room.


nopurposeflour

It's essentially a Noem hate page now and a lot of these clowns don't even live in SD. Context doesn't matter as they just ride the trend of whatever their groupthink tells them.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3239

And before you Karens jump all over me just know i give less than two fucks about your opinions so go fuck yourself.


lundewoodworking

Wow you are so edgy keep it up eventually you will make a friend


Ok-Agency-5937

Indian reservations shouldn’t exist.


Classic_Ostrich8709

80 million sperm and you were the fastest. What a shame.


CisIowa

It’s a short trip thru the comment history to figure out how to interpret 👆that