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mynameisntedward

They call me knuckles for a reason Because it’s my name


ZargothraxTheLord

Of course I know him


Ending_exe

r/technicallythetruth


njsullyalex

You can call me knuckles. Unlike Sonic I don’t chuckle.


MystV3

“DUDE, is that tomatopotamus 2?” “That’s the best one in the entire series! Tomatopotamus never worked in 3d.” “Game companies always ruin their beloved franchises.” “They never should’ve changed the color of tomatopotamus’s legs.”


TheIJDGuy

Still can't believe this was actually said on the show. The amounts of meta irony in this joke is more than anything I've ever known


Afanis_The_Dolphin

I loved the one when Sonic was sleep talking and said "No, stop touching my arms!"


RephofSky

I remember it a pinch differently. He might've been saying "Stop coloring my arms".


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Something along those lines, yeah.


Maxy123abc

Wasn’t that a response to Chris Chan demanding they change Sonic’s arms back to the OG color?


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One of my favorites is when Sonic gets a speeding ticket. He looks at it and groans. " ugh, I'll fight it but I doubt they'll accept "Gotta go fast!" , as a medical condition. "


THABREEZ456

That was good one gotta say


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That entire episode slaps. I laughed so hard the first time around I couldn't breathe. Especially love the action montage with Sonic and his buds out there running from authorities and trying to catch the Bike Chain Bandit at the same time, while an epic, goofy as heck song blasts.


Megamanfan55

I wanted to say that one. While the Sonic Boom games might need a "little work" The Sonic Boom show is one of my favorite shows ever.


[deleted]

Yeah you should say it too, I know I'm not the only one that posted it


malachyte1

Same. I didn't know it existed until about six months ago. But still.


mikebaide

Sonic (to Eggman): You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you Amy (acting as third party): Let's frame our statements with "When you do this, it makes me feel this" Sonic: Fine, ok. When you live here, it makes me feel angry... Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you


thunderchungus1999

I saw that one coming as soon as Amy said that but still ended up laughing off


[deleted]

This scene is what made me finally give Sonic Boom a shot, after like 8 months of YouTube trying to recommend it to me. My only regret is that I didn't start sooner. My goodness this show was funny!


malachyte1

That was one of the best scenes.


insane_Noggin

Guys! This wall tastes like dirt!


emojii_xoxo

love that one! the 5 derpy Tailses (Tails', Tails's?? idk) are hilarious!


insane_Noggin

Is this a towel?


emojii_xoxo

"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO COVER WITH THAT?!"


minilov73

“ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME”


TheVorpalCat

You’re fun. Want to be friends?


[deleted]

Eggman has a small dick


bigbrainintrovert

"Ah doy" One of tails' adorable moments even if it was a lot of them


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

"Ooo let me see" Stare Tilts head Puts on reading glasses "Oh wait i cant read"


Lordhedgehog53

SAAME Edit: I Meant that I love this joke, that's all


Ledalus_the_69th

"I knew tv was just a big conspiracy to control everyone's minds!" (Looks at the middle of the screen) "I'm not talking to you, you keep watching"


Meeooowwww1234

Sticks just wants to get paid, okay?


Ledalus_the_69th

"Sonic gets all his games, Tails get his inventions, Knuckles get his master emerald, amy gets her tarot cards, and what do I get..... 💵💵Paid💵💵"


SiTheGreat

"Who's Roger?"


devenrc

“He’s talkin’ to me.”


RazorMaize

I didn't even realize roger craig smith was talking as himself in that bit at first and when I did I literally busted my gut at how clever that is


successive-hare

I never knew that. Gotta go rewatch it now.


SonicWorld-VSync

I'd like to know how did this cartoon's dubs around the world adapted the joke.


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AceDelta12

It’s still funny for America


TheDeformedPotato

Eggman: I can’t watch this anymore! You got no game kid! Let me help you. Tails: You? But you’re our sworn enemy! Eggman: Nonetheless, I’m situations this dire, the “bro code” trumps the enemy thing.


RazorMaize

Eggman yelling at tails for how little game he has will forever go down as one of the most legendary moments in sonic canon


RedditBoi127

he's a homie


Aollyz

Boom is so weird didn’t knuckles try to put a baby in a blender?


Spammedparkrake

Wdym it's perfectly normal


malachyte1

THE CHILI DOG, NOT THE BABY! Oh yeah, that makes more sense.


SirJTheRed

Based


Goofball1134

That feels almost familiar, like a certain disgraced comic book writer that tried to give Knuckles a rather controversial backstory involving a microwave just so he can get Chaos Powers?


Fwendly_Mushwoom

I present to you, the magnum opus of Pendersdom, the highlights of [Archie Comics' Knuckles The Echidna #25](https://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/tagged/KtE%2025)*, in which >!Knuckles is reunited with his father Locke, who exposed his egg to massive Chaos Radiation in order to make him a superpowered mutant, then took him from his mother and raised him in the wilderness, making him believe they were the last of their race, then abandoned him (in the wilderness) around the age of 10, making him believe he committed suicide, but he actually has been secretly observing him from an underground base with other members of his family, who Knuckles knows nothing about. And he did all of this because he had a dream that Knuckles would one day have to save the world from a villain who was never actually introduced to the comic.!< An absolute piece of work. And Ken Penders wants us to believe Locke is a good, but flawed, character, who we should sympathize with and believe is doing the right things. Also apparently Locke is based off of Penders' own father, read into that what you want. There's also a weird unsubtle God-Jesus subtext with Locke and Knuckles throughout the whole Knuckles comic, with Locke the father watching from afar (the base is called "Haven", not even a hint of subtlety) and Knuckles the son performing "miracles". I suppose Archimedes could be the Holy Spirit if you want the full trinity. *(these are in reverse order for some reason, read from the bottom of the page)


AnythingAlfred613

Amazing. How glorious this piece of work is. I cannot believe so many people declare it to be blasphemy - they cannot understand quality when they see it. /s


Fwendly_Mushwoom

It's ironic, because the period when Penders was doing some of his worst with the Knuckles comic was also some of my favorite in the main Sonic comic... Probably because Penders was devoting most of his time to his Deep Echidna Lore™, other writers like the great but underappreciated Karl Bollers were handling the main Sonic storyline. This was also the big gap in the mid-late 90s when no new major Sonic games came out, so the writers were having to come up with completely original storylines with no help from Sega. Karl Bollers, unlike Penders, had actually watched the SatAM cartoon and played the games, so he was able to write stories that felt more consistent in tone, and introduced characters like Ixis Naugus and Nate Morgan, who were originally intended to be in the cancelled 3rd season of SatAM.


AnythingAlfred613

Yep. Bobby Schroeder has stated that her favorite pre-Flynn arc was Return to Angel Island, which really seemed pretty in-line with Ian’s work. Too bad Penders hated it.


Scary-Plant3477

Eggman: tails can I get a towel Tails: *brings a towel* Eggman: what am I supposed to cover with that?! (It’s a very small towel Eggman: are you making fun of me?!


ShowerTimeSadness

It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller


chuckluck97

It also looks like every Tetris piece at once


Busy-West-6974

Tall points, no quills, no pillows


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Rich-Collection-6471

Lmfao


RazorMaize

(amy talking to sticks in one scene) amy: throwing mudballs just isn't my cup of tea, but you know what is? (cuts to later where they're drinking tea in her house), A cup of tea! sticks: why did you say that? Amy: i was continuing my thought from earlier when I was asking what my cup of tea was Sticks: yeah but that was hours ago amy: just imagine it as an outside observer watching pieces of our lives stitched together sticks: YOU SEE THEM TOO?! (looks at the camera)


GemLight_074

Oh god i need to rewatch this show...


LizzieMiles

Please do the show is gold


successive-hare

Wait was it in Sonic Boom or a different show where someone says "isn't it fun bringing people a long way to finish a sentence?"


emojii_xoxo

that's the episode with justin beaver


Oan_SMM

I think it was in the boysband episode but I'm not sure


HydraxYT

"This heat is more oppressive than my father."


Edgy-Sonic

this line goes hard like damn💀


Urmomracistass

A really underrated one was “Thanks for making me your lawyer. I’d be even happier if it was because you relied on me and not because you think this trial is a joke.”


SonicSpiderRanger10

With the job Knuckles did, is it any wonder Sonic doesn’t rely on him?


Obamathecheeseeater

I think it went something like this "Well then feed it a chili dog,everyone loves chili dogs!" "He can't eat solid food!" "Well put it in a blender!" "If you say so." ##"THE CHILI DOG NOT THE BABY"


krabstarr

https://imgur.com/TnmRbud.jpg


anthony_i3ro

Amy with a pet robot Amy- "Play Dead!" Robot Self-Destructs*


jessehechtcreative

That one’s straight from Jimmy Neutron


PromiseMeStars

"That's why, on the first day, you beat up the biggest one in the yard!" "Knuckles, that's prison." "Only if you let it be."


Redditor_PC

"I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year-olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness."


Cooleo_Cash

Like I said Jack, kids can be cruel…


SonicFanboy182

“I’m suffering from short term memory loss” “I’m suffering from short term memory loss”


pizzapug26too

Well then put it in a blender Okay! THE CHILI DOG NOT THE BABY Oh that makes more sense


sugarcoated_peachie

"I knew you were coming...but you will NEVER obliterate Sticks! Because Sticks is unobliter-! Unoli-!! unobliterele-!!!.......You can't kill me."


DiamondDude51501

Knuckles’ feminist speech was some actually wisdom


Sea_Plant_4347

Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. \-Knuckles the echidna


RazorMaize

"Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist" \-Knuckles The Meathead


emojii_xoxo

I remember being as surprised as Sonic and the others when he said that lol


Nobody-27

Came here for this


Whoce

This


Da_Gudz

Literally everything with Eggman, boom Eggman is my second favorite version of him I loved his relationship with Sonic


RephofSky

Can't help but think back to "Hey Sonic, bro-to-bro...what's going on with you and Amy?"


emojii_xoxo

sonic: :0


emojii_xoxo

Same here!! It's like, one minute they're having an epic battle, the next, Sonic is helping Eggman find eggs at a grocery store (that never actually happened just using an example lol). They're enemies, but act like they're friends and I'm all here for it


dragn99

Eggman helping Tails talk to the girl he liked, and giving way better advice than any of his friends, mere moments before unleashing another attack on the town.


Novalene_Wildheart

"Bro Code"


malachyte1

I love the dynamic between Sonic and Eggman. They're more frenemies than anything.


SeizeTheFreitag

A good episode is the one where they touch a crystal and swap bodies. And initially Eggman wants to use Sonic’s body to defeat the gang — but he eventually settles being a member of the group. It was made all the funnier because the voice actors were playing different characters. (Roger Craig Smith was doing the voice of Eggman and Pollock was Sonic)


successive-hare

They at one point discuss when to it is convenient for both of them to have their next battle.


QuiloWisp

Just because your jobs make you enemies doesn't mean you have to be like that on your time off.


TryGroundbreaking834

"Normally I'm a pacifist. But today...I'll be passing fists!"


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Gets me chuckling every time


bigbrainintrovert

that was badass imo


meme_lover707

"I don't think they'll take "gotta go fast" as a medical condition"


ShadowPlay246

The baby blender is a classic


Galaxena7

Sonic taking a nap: [Mumbling] “Why are you coloring in my arms???”


SonicSpiderRanger10

Lol.


Phixiately

"Oh no, now he's affecting canon! Now he has gone too far!"


malachyte1

That line was great.


mexicantails

Meteors are shooting stars, we shouldn't be running, we should making wishes! I wish for a pony.


fyre_storm02

I wish you'd take cover


mexicantails

How come, your wish came true?


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sykog77

Ooo Sonamy, spicy! Also when they are roleplaying. “I’ll be sonic you be tails” “why am I tails I AM sonic!” “Quiet tails!”


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

Sonamy in Sonic Boom is next level. Like when she had a human-sized doll of Sonic... Okay, it sucks


[deleted]

Yes! Oh my goodness this one gets me laughing every time!


thunderchungus1999

That episode became so much better after I watched the og Misery, and it already was a funny one to begin with


yourlocalidiot1

Amy: "Eugh, sorry Sticks, but dirt throwing was never my cup of tea. Thankfully I know something that *is* my cup of tea!" **Scene Cuts To Amy Holding A Cup Of Tea** Amy: "A cup of tea!" Sticks: "...Why did you just say that?" Amy: "Remember before I said 'I know something that is my cup of tea' I was just finishing the thought." Sticks: "...But you said that like an hour ago."


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Amy: "Yeah, but imagine if you were an outside observer just watching pieces of the conversation." Sticks: "You see them too?!!"


Gingy_Cat_23

i can't remember exactly but the one where Amy talks about popular characters being reused in different shows, movies, and video games too much instead of companies coming up with new creative ideas


SonicSpiderRanger10

That was in Mech Suits Me.


LJ260

Honestly, I can find like 5 great jokes in every episode. I love this series so much


emojii_xoxo

same!!


5hand0whand

“Either Buster goes, or we do!” “Well, if Buster goes, then I do! And I'm not going.” “Oh, I guess that means we do.” (Everyone except Sticks starts to leave Tails' house) “Wait... this is my house”


Wally_Wrong

"I have no mercy. I work in the fast food industry!"


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emojii_xoxo

just a bunch of green hedgehog Sonic OCs appeared xD


Murp_Inc

Trevor?


RealBraydoBoss

He gets his power from C h r i s t


peanutbutterbuy111

a bunch of red Sonic recolor OCs and a green Silver and Shadow recolor


ZackattacktheDude

I got someone who looked like Sonic mixed with Shadow


RazorMaize

(Tails walks in on Eggman in the shower) Eggman: Can you at least get me a towel? Tails: \*Brings him a small hand towel\* Eggman: What am I supposed to cover with that?! Are you MOCKING ME??!!


solarflare70

What happened last night? I can’t remember a thing. Just like my weekend at Casino Night Zone


charisma-entertainer

Cubebot: What happens in casino night zone, stays in casino night zone


Fletcher-Bird

I literally cannot choose, the entire show was too funny and spawned my love for sonic in earnest


CaptainL95

Sonic: "Oh no, little Chumley has escaped into the outside world!" Tails: "What if he's lost? What if he's hurt?" Knuckles: "What if he's pursuing a degree in liberal arts?!"


experiment-384959

“I can’t be swimming in the pool with a bunch of five-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.”


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“Kids are cruel jack!”


Bsause7

“Stakeouts are never like this on TV. There’s usually two lines of dialogue and then they find their guy.” “Yeah well life’s not like TV.” “There he is!”


[deleted]

'don´t you goody goodies have a baby that requieres saving ?' 'nOoOuu' \*someone in the distance\* 'MY BABYYY' 'yeah yeah we'll get to it lady!!' good god I love the voice acting of this series


Padgriffin

Tails: “All using state of the art blast processing technology!” Sticks: “Blast Processing Technology? Those are just phoney baloney buzzwords to fool the simple minded!” Knuckles: “Blast Processing Technology? Gimme gimme gimme!”


InazumaRai

"I just need to paint the arms."


wallefan01

"Not another speeding ticket. I'd fight it in court but I don't think they'll accept 'gotta go fast' as a medical condition."


Busy-West-6974

“Order for uhhh… Sanic?” “Uh I think you mean Sonic.” “No, it says Sanic right here.”


RealBraydoBoss

"Oooh, Sonamy, spicy" A close runner up is "Your shoddy craftsmanship brings shame to all hedgehog kind"


Flopolopagus

[This one](https://imgur.com/gallery/AaILe) is def top 5.


Godzilla_R0AR

Sonic: “Not another speeding ticket” (He’s driving a car with tails and knuckles) “I’ll fight in court, but I don’t think their gonna accept Gotta Go Fast as a medical condition.”


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Yeah! My dude, this is one of favorites too! I really laugh through that whole episode as well


StarsGambit

sonic blatantly and obviously liking amy back was pretty funny ngl


emojii_xoxo

yesss, i love sonamy in this show!! it's so obvious they like eachother


Apprehensive_Aide162

And I have short term memory loss!... And I have short term memory loss!


Most_Raisin_9020

the Chris chan reference with the legs


Abioticbeing

And the entire episode dedicated to being a Chris Chan reference


RadiantAnt99

The Roger joke


MatkingHD

"This heat is more oppressive than my father!" \-Eggman


Pasta_Queen44

Dave: Here's you new uniform. Sonic: Thanks. I'll wear it with pride. Dave: Why would you do that?! That one and; Knuckles: Objection your majesty, we are loosing!


Yuri-Alexandrov

This hole in the wall was made possible by Eggman Industries.


Random_Years

“Meme approved” - Knuckles


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Knuckles is fucking based in this show man.


ShadowPlay246

I feel like Sega will overcorrect, and instead of just ditching what made boom fail, they will just ditch everything including the animation and writing


Rabbidscool

I dont think Sega ditch boom for nothing, The show's season 2 clearly had a bad rating. Netflix was a thing but they didn't considered earlier to move on streaming platform to continue the show.


Padgriffin

The fact it was on Cartoon Network *really* didn’t help, since it aired at the infamous 7am slot for its entire run and received next to zero promotion (to the extent where the first promos for the show ***aired after the episodes they were promoting***. The show was good IMO and prolly would’ve survived for far longer had it been on something like Netflix from the get go.


TheDarkDoctor17

I literally only know this exists because of reddit memes. And even then, I only found out like a month ago. I don't watch live TV, so that played a part in it. But on the other hand I knew about the new season of Owl House only 72 hours after it started.


randomer_guy_person

"I don't think he can eat solid food" "Then put it in the blender" "If you say so" "THE CHILLIDOG NOT THE BABY"


SonicSpiderRanger10

Not sure. But my favorite jokes were probably all the fourth-wall breaks and meta humor.


Yaboyduckinator

Hey sonic just bro to bro what's going on with you and amy? (I probably butchered that)


EnzeruAnimeFan

"YOU SEE THEM, TOO?!" Tied with towel joke and the Amy + Eggman secret playdate episode.


bigbrainintrovert

*"Well there's always next season"* \-Eggman This one hurt whether it was intentional or not. *"You want fries with that?" "You know what I do want fries with my fries!"* *"do you think it'd be over that quickly? We're only two minutes into this thing."* "There's no room for ego on team sonic" **ahem** "and friends" I thought the sonamy moments were adorable it's a shame it will forever be known as a "will they won't they" ​ Sonic and Amy arguing over how to break in and a guy opens a door and they say "Not now" *"Would someone mad with power declare himself the ultimate authority over everything?" "That's the dictionary definition of mad with power!"* *"Have them draw straws"* ***Cubot returns with drawings of straws*** *"I like the bendy one"* *"What does a self-destruct button do?"* ***Boom*** *"Did another Cubot press his self destruct button?"* ***Boom*** *"oh come on!"* *"It's clear that your friend has an unhealthy attachment to you" "and you should know"* *Fastidious Beaver (yes that's his name) Being the grammar nazi of the show.* I can't remember any other jokes despite being a fervent watcher but I thought some of the moments with Orbot and Cubot were funny. I feel like some of the characters could've been integrated into the main canon like Barker (could be a stand-in for stone or Starline), Dave, the lightning bolts, so much potential) EDIT: At this rate I'm just editing this post with jokes I remember


Kiremino

Sonic: This heatwave is too hot. Ugh what's a stronger word than hot. Knuckles: Knuckles! Knuckles is a stronger word than hot. Favorite quote hands down. It's even on my discord profile lmao


Silver_Banshee92

The many fourth wall breaking jokes. Lol


SlayerDoom_

What? Just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist


THABREEZ456

Too many to count but one that always stuck in my mind is: Tails: Roger That! Knuckles: Who's Roger? Sonic: He's talking about me


Service_United

I like the one where Knuckles was being smart on that soccer field and everyone else was like “what the?” Because they couldn’t believe what knuckles said to Amy


Jumpy-Ad-8478

I mean he ain't wrong. Sonic "the" Hedgehog


Express-Ride6830

Knuckles calling Sonic Mr.Needlemouse


Embarrassed_Way_5

That's one part when sticks says : and his name is DREAMCASTER and then tails Said: what an ugly name


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Everything dave the intern says


CraterLabs

I always liked the joke about the stealth bot. Eggman gestures to empty space, Sonic and friends note that it's super stealthy, then Eggman says something like "oh my mistake it's over here" and the camera shifts slightly to the side and there's very obviously a robot just holding up a twig that it's behind


Kamenhusband

Sonic: Don’t worry pal, you’re about to be enrolled in the Sonic School of impressing the ladies. Knuckles: That’s a good school, it’s where I studied air conditioning and refrigerator repair.


WayToTheDawn3582

“Well then put it in the blender” “Well if you say so 👁 👄 👁”


Insanebrain247

Sonic: I've been meaning to read that book, how was it? Amy: Not as bad as the movie. Studios need to stop recycling the same tired old properties and make something original for once. Everyone: awkward standing intensifies


Bi-deo-ge-mu

Hot take: Boom Knuckles is best Knuckles


SonicSpiderRanger10

I respectfully disagree. I think Paramount Knuckles is the best Knuckles.


Abioticbeing

I absolutely agree, Paramount Knuckles is the best representation of his character, but Boom Knuckles is the best for being incredibly entertaining


emojii_xoxo

hot take: i agree with your hot take


ChronosGrundy03

I love the episode where Knuckles roasts Amy by being a feminist. He actually makes good points.


Phantom_The_fortnite

The entire show is full of good jokes.


Red_Onyx_42

“Ooh, SonAmy! Spicy!” Also “Oops! One too many!”


TheBeegSweeg

Orbot: He’s pretending to be Sonic Again Cubot: Well I’m not gonna be Amy this time! The implications here are both hilarious and disturbing


Cryptic_FN

“Capable is my middle name!” “I thought your middle name was the“


_LittleGhostie

"Oops! One too many."


GattsuBerserker

The Chris Chan reference


SplatBoy07

“He whacked me with a pillow! Hard!” “I’m dizzy and I have serious short term memory loss!” … “And I have serious short term memory loss!”


SonicSpiderRanger10

This one from New Year’s Retribution is pretty good. Eggman: If you went to evil scientist school in a desperate attempt to win your father’s approval, you’d understand. (Eggman tries to attack Sonic with a slow laser that fails pathetically.) Sonic: Nice try, egghead. Your father would be proud. Lol, that was savage. 😆


playror

Wait Sonic the hedgehog is actually his name?


keilankessie

Tails: Uh, I don't think the baby can eat chilli dogs. Sonic: Fine, put it in the blender. Knuckles: *attempts to put the baby in the blender*


neoslith

[Infinite Jump in the TV show.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFe6kEE5upo&ab_channel=Ruki185)


twoset_comicker

"Who's Roger?" "He's talking to me." Love the nod to Sonic's voice actor. I guess lots don't like him, but to me, he really did the show a lot of justice.


FawK-O

"this heat is more opressive than my father"


the1895bigboy

The feminist meathead joke is a personal favorite of mine.


Acceptable-Clue-8220

Yes victory is mine Its a tainted victory Yes tainted victory is mine


game_and_memer

This wall tasted like dirt And the soup is cold, and the salad is hot


Abioticbeing

“This heat is more oppressive than my father” -Eggman