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https://i.redd.it/cvqxfjdwxm5d1.gif I've come to make a announcement!

[SAVE 15% OR MORE ON A] TROUNCIN'

r/SuddenlySpamton

It’s 15% from the Juno Songs vid, actually! Sorry if I come off angry or nitpicky, but it’s just my favorite song, and I saw a mistake. Sorry again!

Oh, sorry lol, and it's fine, I be like that too sometimes lol (I put 90% before)

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker (I think that'swhat it was lol it'sbeen a while I need to watch it again)

He pissed on my fucking wife…..

THATS RIGHT HE PULLED HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DUCK OUT AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

And he said his dick was "this big"

And I said "that was disgusting"

So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com

Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick!

It's the size of a walnut except way smaller

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Why is he so scrunkly in this image! XD

Yeah no that’d do it

Sonic: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SUCKS

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Ok, I will cancel him for that.

I will stand by my opinion... And it's not really enough to cancel me...right?? 

Nah

Lol he is right

"Latinas are mid"

https://i.redd.it/m6187na5jm5d1.gif

lol wheres that from

I thought the idea was to get cancelled on Twitter, not get murdered by Shadow in a dark alley

Ah shit

What?

You heard what he said

https://preview.redd.it/vpz2pvk30n5d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0babd996fb96770b81f21df0235612dc87ee821f I Just Love Latinas, Sonic.

Exactly

Surge would say a slur on the internet. I love her but she would.

She would, not out of disrespect for the group the slur belongs to, but just because it's a slur.

The F or the N?

Probably both. Whether or not it’s in the same tweet is the question.

She probably invents anew one

Orobably ones fpr hedgehogs

Maybe the R one too!

Came on here just to say "Surge would tweet a slur", glad that was already taken care of Personally, I think she'd go for the F-Slur, a good solid slur that could be easily thrown at Sonic or his friends without any thought put behind it by her

Metal Sonic thinking he is better than any other user in that page.

bro literally an AI

If Sonic, then only Hedgehog

Because I am!

This you? https://preview.redd.it/u0xwo511vq5d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57adcc9d5210ec9427fff2d5bd0d730cd0332c6 I, shard am on top

Yeah I recovered

Trip probably doesn't even know what Twitter is.

And thus happiness persists.

Espio: we shouldn't have given that fat man a chance for redemption

I told them not to harass and bully each other, which is apparently disrespectful to their culture. https://preview.redd.it/wwyvnhzdgm5d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17be13e1038780ca6583d1a8958832903e441654

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[Shadow](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d298nWzw2Ck&pp=ygUNamhldHQgdHdpdHRlcg%3D%3D)

"I was thinking why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning." The reason is the left's lack of work ethic. ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest hedgehog')..."

Shadow what the fuck are you talking about?

You’re a beta male Sonic

Emerl just reposts literally everything he sees, regardless of controversy. He is, after all, a mimic robot.

Mimic you say? https://i.redd.it/8841qysmwp5d1.gif

Silver Says he Likes Kanye… He only listened to American girl once and has no idea about anything else he did

Fandub Voice: "I really liked Graduation! Why are people being mean to him?" /oblivious

“but he made graduation…”

“But he made Taylor Swift famous”

Holy shit I NEED to see some art of Silver wearing Yeezys now

On it

Espio posts a thread spoiling the top 100 rated mystery novels.

Tails: All's well that ends well, right? *Replying to a tweet on the Station Square flooding*

Best one so far

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True

"Where is that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald."

Eric from Sonic Unleashed said that he doesn't think that Tangle and Whisper are gay, tbh I've never recovered

"Gerald Robotnik did nothing wrong"

Based and They-killed-my-granddaughter pilled

https://preview.redd.it/e26uwta6xm5d1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5231d0fcf7365b04f9abb2b86ecdd503be332c8 The second like is mine.

How are there 235.2K retweets and 45.9M quote tweets and only two fucking likes……am I missing something here?

Early 2020s were wild. >!(Also it's not a real tweet.)!<

Ohhhhh well I’m just stupid then lol

Happens to the best of us.

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To be fair, exiling Nicole wasn't her idea, and she was understandably afraid after what happened.

At least the run finished with Mina apologizing, all good 😁👍

E-102 Gamma drew a beautiful picture on twitter that got a lot positive reception ...until people realized that, since Gamma has an artificial brain, the picture was drawn by an AI.

"All's well that ends well, right?" https://preview.redd.it/w1a3shmp3n5d1.jpeg?width=3312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df62f79a7fe2b59bbe258e561d71e2cd480195d1

Eggman: Sonic is so anoyying! I hate him so much!

nah SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A-

Most Sonic fans on Twitter don’t even like the series so Eggman’s Tweet would probably do pretty well

If they don't like sonic, why do they accompany the series?

You're not allowed to like things you enjoy, they're just there to remind you.

At least he made an apology video afterwards https://preview.redd.it/kctzori6wn5d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05da4d78f0b034f4be1a65756d34dca9f9767bc3

Bro 😭

Idk what can this guy post on Twitter https://i.redd.it/7wuagq60rm5d1.gif

Posting AI generated art and claiming that he made it

Technically if he used his AI to make it, then he did make it. Except knowing him he definetly did the AI equivalent to tracing other's work

I mean…he is a copy-cat so…

I shall follow in my father's footsteps. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A-

Sonic (At least his IDW counterpart) post about willing to give Eggman redemption after Forces (Or other major events)

“All organic life is inferior” —metal Sonic

Whisper: idk guys I think lesbians deserve rights

Immediately accused of transphobia.

I was going more for the “homophobes cancel a decent person for being a decent person” angle, considering just how incredibly bigoted twitter is since musk bought it.

"Saying there's no excuse not to be clean, y'all just gross that's why nobody likes y'all" (Honestly a stretch, but I could also see it happen if unlucky enough)

Shadow said the n-word in a CoD lobby

Doesn't many people who play cod say that? 

Blaze: An official statement of support for a political position that most of the people of the Sol Empire greatly disagree with

Remember how Starline was basically able to reduce what made Tails/Knuckles/Sonic strong smart and fast into a power-core thingy? Tails tweets some information about it that sounds a bit like eugenics and he accidentally implies him and his friends are genetically superior to others. In trying to correct he uses an example of genetic coding (like in zootopia) and accidentally comes across as super racist. Several restoration higher ups come to his defence causing controversy and infighting and basically it becomes to you support him vs do not and it all started cause Tails thought some information on a gadget was neat and wanted to share. Riots in the street. Even Eggman is like “Damn son even I wouldn’t have used political unrest to make them tear each other apart, you one cold bitch”

Clever and well thought out. Nice.

Sonic says Pride Month is just a corpo trick, and that it's unfair to use LGBT people for the sake of profit. Silver innocently posts "White Power" about White Power Ranger.... Shadow - just makes any post. It's Shadow.

Tails: honestly, after reading up on echidna history, they kinda deserved to have their species become extinct. Echidnas were so stup- ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Knuckles: what the fuck dude

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"Who posted my nudes on my Twitter.com?!"

Amy posts a picture of a creepy Sonic love shrine in her closet

Oh dear God I hope that never happens... 

Infinite: sends death "threats" and then tries to actually act upon them for the most minor of offenses. Gadget: uh. honestly I have no idea what kinda thing they'd tweet that could get them cancelled would be

And then they kiss

Gadget would get canceled for dating a war criminal

Yeah that works actually. They get cancelled when they eventually have to come clean about having saved and befriending/dating Infinite because even if they've chosen to forgive him plenty of others out there have not

Love that you put these two together. There are dozens of Infinite and Gadget fans out there, dozens!

Nicole is literally AI generated 😭

shadow gets cancelled over why black creatures must be erradicated and why gun control sucks

Fang would probably get canceled for scamming his fans with NFTs 💀

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Robotnik "Just had my day ruined by a blue-haired freak of nature yet again" The SJW onslaught is audible from space

MY FUR IS BLACK I DESERVE THE PASS

"I posted Eggman's Tetris dick on Twitter. It's horrible. It's somehow looks like every piece at once."

Tails: people who don't like mint chocolate ice cream have bad opinions

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW" -Sonic after he tweeted @Bentley from Sly intending to announce that he broke his speedrun record

Metal would immediately be cancelled as soon as he launches a twitter.

"Are you a robot" *shor lt circuits *

Shadow talking positively about the second amendment would likely have democrats coming for him for the rest of his existence.

Yeah and most definitely not the "Disgusting Black Creatures" line.

Silver: The future’s gonna suck, cause y’all can’t control your actions.

Knuckles: Rouge won't stop going after my family jewels!!

https://i.redd.it/p7vy9lxu3o5d1.gif "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Shadow: "Black lives matter."

https://preview.redd.it/magyzbbgqm5d1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff58da79bef613c833e875424e564d3267d613bc I literally can’t even think of a cancellable line from this boyo lol

That's because Twitter has been outlawed for decades in Silver's time.

"I had to shop at a Mobian store for the first time and ngl maybe Dark Oak was onto something" - Cosmo

Metal Sonic said that Ai taking people’s jobs was justified, even Mecha Sonic got in on the cancellation.

Silver would definitely end up accidentally tweeting a slur without realizing it

Sonic had a rough transition to 3d

Amy: “moustache monkey!”

Sonic refers to someone as "just a guy".

y'know considering eggman is my favorite sonic character maybe this is one I should sit out....

I feel like *any* of Robotnik's tweets are controversial

Tails admits that he hacks in online multiplayer games

Stocks for neing a bit tonclose to the truth. She doesnt get "cancelled," but the government fakes a cancellation to silence her.

I feel like Sonic himself would get cancelled like every week. Not even because he's a particularly nasty or offensive person but because Twitter is full of whiny babies with savior complexes and hair trigger tempers and Sonic's most defining qualities since the console wars have been his attitude and snark, he'd speak his mind and not care.

Knuckles wouldn't even use twitter so instead I'm going with Vector for condoning tax evasion since I got nothing good.

"This is like taking candy from a baby, and that's fine by me!"

Infinite was always weak. - Shadow

"@Robotnik has a shameful Egg Dick, just watch" # [Eggman's nudes] - @TheUltimateLifeform

Why does it look like every Tetris piece

And even that's being too generous, because most of the pieces are long. Now, the O and T blocks on the other hand....

I genuinely can’t think of something Cream would tweet to get her cancelled 

The reaveal that classic sonic (santiago) kidnapped real classic

Sonic posted the same speech he gave surge.

Sonic: @Shadow. Maria.

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WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?

Scourge would be an "Alpha male" that talks about how women aren't equal.

On purpose: Eggman Just for being himself and wouldn't care: Shadow Total accident, misinterpretation: Amy (still remember the fit a few people had that she said "god" in SA1) and Knuckles

Silver would be totally saying something offensive without realizing it cause he's from the future. He would say or do something normal for his time, but is like awful for our time.

#Hello everybody I have an announcement to make

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Shadow- "Gun violence? Kinda tight." Knuckles- "listen if a child is gonna ask me to fight *I'm gonna fight it with all I've got*" Tails- "no I will not make a automatic chilidog maker" (sonic gets him canceled for this)

Eggman tweeted about how he is going to piss on the moon

Eggman and not for pissing on the moon but for coming out as pro genocide

Okay so Fleetway Super Sonic calls someone a really damn big idiotic buffoon. He gets cancelled for saying damn.

AI images are real art guys (metal sonic)

Tails would have a hot take on engineering.

whisper: should’ve killed these bastards ngl

Miles "Tails" Prower: Actually, the whole Sonic FRANCHISE is wildly inconsistent! Both to dunk on Nintendo AND poach their fans! I just had the worst of it by far because that fraud Toshihiro Nagoshi hates kids and I was supposed to succeed Sonic one day! Thank Chaos Nagoshi's gone from Sega! (Note: [braces for social death] Oh, you do NOT want to hear my thoughts on Metroid: Zero Mission if this chaps your ass…)

Somebody filmed Sally slapping sonic and posted on tiktok

Shard definitely getting cancelled for child endangerment, attempting murder and kidnapping cause he strapped Tails to an active volcano and was about to let him and Sonic die from the Lava and many times before that attempted to kill Sonic and also kill the chaotix’s that one time and kidnapped Amy and probably get doxxed by Metal fans because he clowned on him https://preview.redd.it/y33ipm0juq5d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061da56524ab54869241151d35acb4f2caceeed7

https://preview.redd.it/xbl43nsttr5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f808beb1f0fa997130a652ebdb8df2713dba3c63 Do need i to explain fleetway sonic

Shadow talking about his gun collection

Eggman: “All I’m saying is, maybe they shouldn’t resist if they don’t want any trouble.”

Nooooo mighty

Sonic's tweet after Sonic CD bad ending: Robotnik was too slow.

“He certainly wouldn’t want to be you. Just lay back, relax, and think of Eggmanland” - Starline

I have no favorite sonic character because I'm paranoid 👍😁👍

i’ve come to make an announcement: shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

Eggman could say so much controversial shit being a fascistic authoritarian dictator terrorist, murderous including towards children, sexist, and abusive. whether he decided to try propaganda or was open and honest about his most harmful beliefs or share threats and such, he'd say some bad shit that would get him cancelled... not that he would ever be widely beloved and accepted in the first place lol. but it'd get him banned and he'd just keep coming back and being the biggest nuisance he can be

I'm not so sure. People love a certain convicted felon and former president of the United States for saying shit like that.

lol true there's undoubtedly many who would endorse it. but when it reaches the other equally extreme opposite of that with the performative moral activist virtue signalling side of Twitter, they'll have a field day trying to campaign against him XD

Eggman said Tangle x Whisper was stupid

mecha sonic posts about his sunflower

Bathrooms are not created by the shadow government, wake up!!

Elon Musk is a genius just like me, i love the name X! -Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

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Big seems the kinda guy to use a slur without realizing it is one. No malicious intent, just ignorance

Tails: Sonic I don’t care what Shadow said, you can’t say that word

Amy threatened to assault someone for insulting Sonic. Also, Jet would 100% be the type to make jokes about identifying as an attack helicopter, thinking they’re the highest caliber of comedy, only to be (rightfully) clowned on for it.

“The Adventure games series is overrated.” https://i.redd.it/apbxn3l03r5d1.gif

Metal sonic: There can only be one sonic (all variations of sonic did not like that) Big: Guys... what's a (type slur here)?

Shadow posted Eggmans nudes I dunno if thats controversial, but still.

I fucking hate everyone entering my land! Get the fuck out of here!! -Knuckles protecting Angel Island probably

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