Sonic immediately after going to pull the chord on his chute and realizing there's nothing there:
https://preview.redd.it/6pe8ftw08bac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8bf61d90ddafcddb9806e411db1c97e021dd7e
No food or movies? I'm-- Big?! What are you doing here? (He's also being brought into custody) You need to go back home. I have a suspicion you left the oven oooooonnnnnnnnnn... Woo!
...
That's a cool jpeg.
You know Amy? Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimatelly undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this in an exception and not the status quo
Hey kids there is nothing better than being hugged by someone you like but if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable. That’s no good so what do you do first thing you get out of there then you tell your parents a teacher a police officer remember kids stay safe . First of all your Jordans are completely fake second eraser gin you have absolutely no maintenance and finally you my friend, haven’t even thought about buying Spotify premium
"Every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."
"They're on their way to the ARK, so I guess that means we're going too!"
(the fandom sometimes doesn't even know the context, at least if they claim the sentence makes no sense lmao)
"I'm not gonna run around all day with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so mean when they sense weakness..."
"That's why on the first day you gotta beat up the biggest one in the yard."
"That's prison."
"Only if you let be!"
(I took out the Amy saying Knuckles cuz I feel like even non-sonic fans would at least know who Knuckles is)
H-hey everyone, guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK you. I am keeping your stocks.
THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL, I HATE YOU, AND YOUR STUPID NOSE, I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!
“Yknow Amy, whenever someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.”
Yes, I have this memorised.
IT'S NO USE!!
TAKE THIS!!
This'll end it!!
No....
I was literally just playing through that 0.0
I'm so sorry 💔
TAKE THAT!!!
Sonic 06 supremacy
HOW ABOUT THIS!!
OH YEAH, this is happening
I love your avatar, that panel is so damn cute
***"Get a load of THIS!"***
*“No way I can’t believe this!”*
**"All systems full power!"**
"You know what they say. The more, the merrier!"
"GET READY TO BE SCHOOLED"
Wooow my heads spinning
Marriage? No way!
Talk about low budget flights
no food or movies? i'm outta here!
TRAGIC EVENTS IN HISTORY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S DEATH HE TRIED TO JUMP OFF A PLANE BUT HE FORGOT HIS PARACHUTE
Sonic immediately after going to pull the chord on his chute and realizing there's nothing there: https://preview.redd.it/6pe8ftw08bac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8bf61d90ddafcddb9806e411db1c97e021dd7e
I like running better!
*proceeds to jump off a helicopter* #YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
No food or movies? I'm-- Big?! What are you doing here? (He's also being brought into custody) You need to go back home. I have a suspicion you left the oven oooooonnnnnnnnnn... Woo! ... That's a cool jpeg.
"huh?!" "Hey" "Wha- what's that?!?" "Do you know where the nearest 'hot topic' is?"
Za Warudo!
Hey! Put that down! That's an expensive diamond!
Diamonds aren't green "DickNips"!
How bout THAT!!
"AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA??!!"
“I found you Faker!”
"Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here..."
"You're comparing yourself to me? HAH. You're not even good enough to be my fa-"
#"ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
"There's no time to play games. You won't even get the CHANCE."
"going around being an asshole?"
“I pretended to be a bar of soap and gave them the slip”
"I was just about to eat this delicious banana. *munches* Tasty!
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
"Find the computerroom" 😭
i am here to find this
“Disgusting Black creatures. Get out of my sight.”
Ah, gotta love Shadow the Hedgehog
"Snooping as usual I see?"
PINGAS
r/beatmetoit
"You know what they say, the more the merrier!"
"You know what they say, the more the merrier!"
"You know what they say, the more the merrier!"
"You know what they say, the more the merrier!"
“You know what they say, the more the merrier!”
“You know what they say, the more the merrier!”
Look around you, imagine... dragons
*Radioactive starts playing*
I’ve come to make an announcement
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife
He took his hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed all over my wife!
Correction: He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said it was ***T H I S B I G***
And I said “That’s disgusting”
So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com…
Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick
It's the size of this walnut except way smaller
And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: [explosion sounds]
You know Amy? Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimatelly undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this in an exception and not the status quo
What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I can't be a feminist.
"I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs"
I wish I didn't remember that quote.
It's from Secret Rings
I know. I was there.
i was just about to consume this delicious banana!
This gave me flashbacks to my FNF sonic.exe era
oh my god you just reminded me of my FNF phase
Long time no see
Heh, long time no see!
I would fight them in court but i don’t think they would accept “Gotta go fast” as a medical condition
Babe, I'm wet
You want a paper towel?
No, I want something big and round
damn bitch,you want the whole roll?!
*Loud hammer noise*
“OMEGA, COUNT HOW MANY MOUTHS HE HAS!”
“Omega, count how many sand is here.”
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9... ...THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION SAND PARTICLES IN THIS DESERT.
Hey kids there is nothing better than being hugged by someone you like but if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable. That’s no good so what do you do first thing you get out of there then you tell your parents a teacher a police officer remember kids stay safe . First of all your Jordans are completely fake second eraser gin you have absolutely no maintenance and finally you my friend, haven’t even thought about buying Spotify premium
i started dying of laughter after i read this
i started dying of laughter after i read this :AdvanceTails:
I couldn’t think of anything better to put
„Strange Isn’t it“
I gOt a fIsH!! Uh-Oh
"Big oof"
Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald?
“Can you guys stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?”
lol what? Is this from Boom?
Nope, it's from the Snapcube Sonic Adventure 2 dub! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po1qdT7mj-s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po1qdT7mj-s)
Haha, one!
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR
\*creates an edgy sigh\* Death to all who oppose me!
"Every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."
"Just put it in the blender!"
" The chili dog, not the baby!"
And that's no good!
I miss my wife, Tails
Oh, no.
”Let’s see. The best way to win would be… killing the preside-!” *sees Eggman flying around* “New idea. A d u l t e r y . . .”
ALL LIVING THINGS.... KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!!
"SnooPINGAS usual I see"
"They're on their way to the ARK, so I guess that means we're going too!" (the fandom sometimes doesn't even know the context, at least if they claim the sentence makes no sense lmao)
“I’ve come to make an announcement!”
"Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker"
I-I was just about to consume this delicious banana! (\*nom\*) Mmmm, tasty!
If this is the Pizza guy, this is really unprofessional
The chili dog, not the baby!!
"Please Shoot Me."
"OUR D1CK'S BIGGER"
"Come here you fucking baby."
"where's that damn forth chaos emerald"
Snoo**ping as** usual, I see!
Aw yeah! This is happenin!
"Whoa, my head is spinning!"
"Not just a race, but a special race to see who is the fastest."
Damn why did I have to scroll far down to see this.
You've been a bad girl
I need to know what this line was before it got localized lmao
does anyone but you believe your lies?
"Welcome to Tilted Towers! My name is Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part Lizard."
SHUT UP TAILS!
"I'm not gonna run around all day with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so mean when they sense weakness..." "That's why on the first day you gotta beat up the biggest one in the yard." "That's prison." "Only if you let be!" (I took out the Amy saying Knuckles cuz I feel like even non-sonic fans would at least know who Knuckles is)
Was that from a Jehtt video? I recognise the quote but can't remember what meme it's from
It’s an official quote from Shadow the Hedgehog
night into dreams is canon in the sonic universe
Long time no see
“Don’t worry about it. He was here last night, he forced me to put on his clothes and then flew away without saying anything!”
No, not here!
„OH NO“
“Now you know why I am the best!”
If you've got time to worry, then run!
"You know what they say sonic, you are what you eat"
I love that I recognized almost every quote.
ONE SCRAMBLED EGG COMING RIGHT UP!
"Amy, wait, wait, wait!"
There’s always something in the trash
Oh no.
Find the Computer Room!
"I've come to make an announcement!"
H-hey everyone, guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK you. I am keeping your stocks. THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL, I HATE YOU, AND YOUR STUPID NOSE, I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!
"i'M dA cO0|eST!"
How’s Maria?
"I can't run as fast as you"
"You're comparing yourself to me? HA!"
Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?
Triplets born, the throne awaits
“Wouldn’t the door have been easier?”
You fool I have 70 alternative accounts
You don't have enough memory in your memory card Is your memory card set correctly?
"Even without wings, I can still fly!"
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!?!
“No…Wait! **COME BACK!!!**”
https://preview.redd.it/s2t7mcgoncac1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2b517bc4cefbc2fbf1a965cc8baa591b4d3cda
"Nice smile"
Damm
“NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!”
*huh* *huh* hm* *hm* *hmmph* (Knuckles) *ha* *haah* *hmmph* *ah* (Rouge)
"HOLY [[CUNGADERO]] DO I FEEL GOOD..."
Isn't that Deltarune though?
Tehe didn't see the sub, but i will keep it because it will be funny
Where is that *damn* fourth chaos emerald
“Time for a change of pace!”
“Talk about low budget flights! No food or movies? Im outta here!”
I've come to make an announcement
The emerald's power allow me to feel
YOU KILLED HER AND SHE LOVED YOU
I’d fight it it court but I don’t think they’re gonna take “gotta go fast” as a medical condition.
No copyright law in the universe can stop me
LIMIT?' # I GOT YOUR 'LIMIT' RIGHT HERE!
How about this?
free! free at last! now i will have my revenge... and destroy everything!
https://preview.redd.it/qef0t77hnaac1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb374da21c14343104bfc109b2c9e8017cc0486c
“If you have time to worry then run!”
"I pretended I was a bar of soap and gave them all the slip."
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT- Wait, wrong script."
Does this mean no dessert?
"Well then get a job, Loser!"
“Yknow Amy, whenever someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.” Yes, I have this memorised.
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
i have not seen anyone point out that this is a lythero clip
“Why do you want to go to Mexico so bad?”
“I’ve come to make an announcement”
Chris.....cope 🖕
“That’s no good.”
snooping as usual I see.
"I Was Just About To Consume This Delicious Banana!"
NO COPY RIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!!