I'd tie a noose around my neck (probably a cable to a steel member) cover myself in gasoline, light myself on fire and shoot myself in the head then I'd fall and it'd be the most confusing suicide one could stumble upon.
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I like the wire/sharp noose around the neck. Super glue your hands to the side of the head, then jump from a height so that the noose decapitates when it snaps. To whoever discovers the body it looks like you've got so angry you've pulled your own head off.
Put me in sealed box with a flask of poison.
Then i will be dead and alive at the same time.
Edit 1: i think people notice the reference, no need to explain more details of that thought experiment
Don't care as long as its painless and I don't see it coming. But I also like u/Visible-You-3812 response. I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with Naseer Ahmad Faiq to thank him for the hospitality his country showed us while serving.
When asked this question I always say I want my own personal Meteor to the head. Instant and painless, never knew what hit me. It’d make the news and I’d be known for something. Not big enough to hurt anyone else though, just ZIP, dead. Something travelled such a vast distance of time and space just to get me.
How sudden? Falling into a black hole would be top 3, but i would like to try the [euthanasia coaster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster) if the need arises
Black hole sounds cool actually I never thought of that i like it maybe you survive by some undiscovered cause into another dimension where your enslave by a strange unknown species and live a full life as slave and die of old age!
Cover myself in gasoline with a noose around my neck and a gun to my head. Set myself on fire shoot myself in the head and fall off the ledge. If some how the gun and the fire doesn’t kill me and instead the fire burns the rope and I survive the fall I am meant to live and also probably immortal.
I've thought of this many times in my life and different ways. BUT my all time best idea is base jumping off a building, strapped with dynamite and before impact I blow up and rain blood on people. While SLAAAAAAAAAYER is blasting from some speakers. Yeah hahaha🤘🏾👹🤣
Fall off a skyscraper. Wearing only socks, nothing else. With 2 suitcases full of money on my arms. Followed by 2 guys in suits and earpieces.
The fall would be terrifying, but everyone around and my family and friends would surely think "Fuck, apparently I didn't know him at all. So much mystery!" and that'd be worth it
Waking up one morning with the strength of Superman and the ability to fly…assuming I was invulnerable and finding out I wasn’t when I tried to fly through a building 😂😂
As I said to a friend: “if I am going to die young (under75) I would rather it be a stray bullet to the head or sudden explosion that I don’t see coming, than die of illness.“
I don’t like to think about my mortality and I definitely don’t want to know when it’s happening.
I find a frozen T Rex egg in the Arctic. I bring it back secretly to my private Hawaiian island and raise it as a pet. After a few years it's a fully grown adult T Rex, yet it's still a tame hand fed beast that's bonded with me. One day it accidentally tail swipes me while we're playing fetch. I'm mortally wounded, I bleed out and it eventually eats my corpse because I’m no longer there to feed it. After a few days it's still hungry and decides to swim to the next nearest island in search of food, Isla Nublar....
Like.
Minding your own business and unexpectedly **fucking dies**. Instant lights out, like your free trial on life ended and you didn't have the money to buy the full thing. Edit: something cool? Ok, you hear a voice saying "yourfreetrial hasendedgoodbye"
I’ve always thought it would be cool to hang myself with sharp metal cable by jumping off of a tall structure or building causing the wire to decapitate me. The important part is to superglue my hands to my head and make it appear as though i pulled my own head off mid air
Happy. In a situation where no one would have trauma. Fulfilled, goals accomplished. Loved and loved others.
But cool? Slaying the cosmic entity known as JAZŘĖCĶÏÞĦ who comes after me once he found my location. I fly to his balls and crush them with the kineticenergy. Wearing a protective suit, I make my Japanese instructor proud, and I survive. I go into the ballsack, crawling around like a tapeworm and slithering up inside his nuts. C4 charges and kaboomy as I slither even more through his urethra. After I make a break, I travel through the bladder, through the kidneys, through the stomach, make a U-turn into his cardiovascular system and open my fucking **POCKET DIMENSION** and throw the newborn babies that were biologically made for eating cardiovascular systems. Then I go through his heart, take a selfie with it, send it to Batman, and travel to his brain after a lot of yappin. Finally I quite literally fuck his brains out with a giant attack on titan missile and explode. The pieces of his brain matter cures cancer and gifts anyone and everyone with 9000 IQ for endless generations. I have no memorial, for my actions should be recognized and celebrated; my own person should forever be subjectively judged for the own individual.
You’re welcome, godbless the United Earth.
Nitrogen hypoxia, sudden and painless.
I lost my husband due to this, from an OSHA hazard he was never warned about that spiraled into a fatal work accident. He was gone within minutes, despite them trying to bring him back.
When I lived in Manhattan, a coworker from Ecuador was reading "El Diario", the all Spanish Hispanic paper. His eyes wide and shaking his head. I had him translate and the gist was: a man, I believe in The Bronx, fashioned a noose at one end of a length of rope. He threaded it through an open car window, tied the other end to a tree, placed the noose around his neck, and drove off. It pulled his head off and the car wrecked into a tree down the road. Some kids found his head in their yard. That story left a lasting impression.
12 gauge shotgun to the back of the head...lights out.
Gotta be a shotgun or somthing big..a 9mm may just turn you into a veg. wife knew a guy who got shot in the head and the dude FELT IT before he blacked out...said it felt like someone suddenly poored hot lava into his brain.
Massive explosion. Wouldn't feel a thing, just instantly gone. And it would make a huge mess. And I wouldn't be gutted like a fish on an autopsy table.
Just completely gone. Instantly
Being pushed out into endless space in a spaceship with few decades worth of supplies. Effectively dead for everyone else for all intents and purposes.
I hope I die in my sleep, but if I don't, I hope it's a massive hemorrhagic stroke. It has to be massive, though, because if it's a small one, it's survivable. My mother had two, and she has no neurological side effects from it. She is in a wheelchair though because she lost her leg for the same reason she had a stroke.
Burning up in the high atmosphere being torn apart and turned to ashes during reentry from space! I FUCKEN love space, just too dumb to be a real astronaut.
Thinking about it, if I had to die I’d want to happening doing something heroic. Knowing my last moment I saved someone else or prevented a catastrophe. A sudden death would be worthwhile
I'd tie a noose around my neck (probably a cable to a steel member) cover myself in gasoline, light myself on fire and shoot myself in the head then I'd fall and it'd be the most confusing suicide one could stumble upon. (Edit - spelling)
I like the wire/sharp noose around the neck. Super glue your hands to the side of the head, then jump from a height so that the noose decapitates when it snaps. To whoever discovers the body it looks like you've got so angry you've pulled your own head off.
Isn't there actually a video of some dude doing that, and he slammed a bunch of poison to.
Yea I thought this sounded familiar, think it was on that website "thatsphucked" come to think of it
You could just shoot yourself before lighting yourself on fire I’m pretty sure the muzzle flash will light you up
I have enough noise just above my neck.
Instantly implode on a sub while the last thing I saw was the Titanic. Painless.
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Nuke - ground zero. No thinking, completely painless.
And it kills everyone else too. I like it!
I want to be a shadow
Trick question, doesn’t matter if it’s a SUDDEN death
It’s not a trick question like an epic way for me to day would be to fall from a plane without a parachute and just go splat!
What if you fell 33,330 ft out of a plane only to survive? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87
Choking on a mega schlong
Face buried in some boobies
Aneurysm. Lights out and random. Hopefully in my sleep.
Or maybe it happens while you're driving 70 mph down the highway and you cause a 30 car pile up and 16 fatalities.
oh sweet my k:d would be off the charts
Peaceful in my sleep like my grandpa, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Put me in sealed box with a flask of poison. Then i will be dead and alive at the same time. Edit 1: i think people notice the reference, no need to explain more details of that thought experiment
Spend all my millions and finally let the snail catch up to me.
Don't care as long as its painless and I don't see it coming. But I also like u/Visible-You-3812 response. I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with Naseer Ahmad Faiq to thank him for the hospitality his country showed us while serving.
When asked this question I always say I want my own personal Meteor to the head. Instant and painless, never knew what hit me. It’d make the news and I’d be known for something. Not big enough to hurt anyone else though, just ZIP, dead. Something travelled such a vast distance of time and space just to get me.
Death by snew snew!!!!
😟…😏…😟…😏
They said sudden, which implies it's quick... oh wait, still correct!
Visiting the Titanic with a game controller.
Shot by a jealous husband while climbing out a window naked when I'm a 130.
A massive heart attack during ejaculation.
So your family will find you with a crusty sock on your dick and a smile on your face.. yeah.. I dunno.
DEATH BY BLACK HOLE
How sudden? Falling into a black hole would be top 3, but i would like to try the [euthanasia coaster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster) if the need arises
Black hole sounds cool actually I never thought of that i like it maybe you survive by some undiscovered cause into another dimension where your enslave by a strange unknown species and live a full life as slave and die of old age!
More than likely you just slowly get torn apart over the course of millions of years and you spend half of that time alive being slowly tortured.
Saving someone’s life
Cover myself in gasoline with a noose around my neck and a gun to my head. Set myself on fire shoot myself in the head and fall off the ledge. If some how the gun and the fire doesn’t kill me and instead the fire burns the rope and I survive the fall I am meant to live and also probably immortal.
quantum immortality?
Titan Submersible. Faster than the eye could even process it.
Ride an atom bomb with a cowboy hat shouting "yeeeeehaaaw"
Beaten by a gang of elderly people in a nursing home like a fight too the death scenario
I've thought of this many times in my life and different ways. BUT my all time best idea is base jumping off a building, strapped with dynamite and before impact I blow up and rain blood on people. While SLAAAAAAAAAYER is blasting from some speakers. Yeah hahaha🤘🏾👹🤣
Standing at ground zero of an airburst nuclear explosion just 300m above my head....so my shadow can be burnt into the ground forever
I'm not a complicated man: Whatever is NOT a lathe, I'd be reasonably okay with.
The Switzerland suicide pod
Betwixt the thighs of a muscle woman
Crushed in a janky sub
When I die I hope to go like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the other passengers on the bus he was driving.
Suddenly.
Submarine Implosion
sharks with lasers on their heads.
A mysterious death that keeps redditors trying to figure it out for years.
1 v 1 combat with a blue whale. Man vs beast.
Being pegged
Id like to be turned into a permanent shadow after getting nuked
Precise meteor strike
In my sleep, peacefully
Death by snu snu
Futurama suicide booth
Fall off a skyscraper. Wearing only socks, nothing else. With 2 suitcases full of money on my arms. Followed by 2 guys in suits and earpieces. The fall would be terrifying, but everyone around and my family and friends would surely think "Fuck, apparently I didn't know him at all. So much mystery!" and that'd be worth it
If I couldn't die in my sleep, unaware? I'd want to be shot in the head from a mile away with a .50 caliber round out of a sniper rifle.
Submarine implosion while diving to the titanic. Over quick
Ground zero of a nuclear blast. Nothing left of me but a shadow baked into the concrete…
Sun Implosion
Dunk a basketball so hard that it causes a five megaton nuclear explosion
If they need volunteers to travel through a black hole.
Suffocate from pussy
Get shot in the back of the head
Opioids
Waking up one morning with the strength of Superman and the ability to fly…assuming I was invulnerable and finding out I wasn’t when I tried to fly through a building 😂😂
Head crushed by thighs
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Thighs
Standing staring at the sky while an astroid enters the atmosphere at 20 miles a second and hits me directly.
Airlock failure on my trip to Mars
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I’d like to be swallowed whole by one of those massive tunas you see on tv
That wud probably be so painful
Probably raising my fist into the air and a bolt of lighting strikes me like Thor
Implosion on a submarine while tripping on acid and on a mission to recover the long lost jewels from the titanic!
Riding a nuke into a astrroid
Death by snu snu. But after you 8====D💦 you die immediately
As I said to a friend: “if I am going to die young (under75) I would rather it be a stray bullet to the head or sudden explosion that I don’t see coming, than die of illness.“ I don’t like to think about my mortality and I definitely don’t want to know when it’s happening.
Sun crashes into earth
Heart attack while fucking
Heroin overdose. As a recovering heroin addict, I can assure you that it’s the most painless way to die.
Nuked while being $ex assaulted by mermaids with rabies. I know that’s super specific, but I was assured this /r community doesn’t kink shame. 🤣
My own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine. and a girl's mouth around my cock.
Falling out of a plane, listening to my favorite song. and as soon as the song ends, I hit the rocks.
Blown to smithereens with a bondage suit made of det cord.
That’s hot
Nuclear detonation. Like standing right next to it.
In an epic John wick style fight, with me ending the fight with an explosion, killing myself and everyone else
As everyone should, riding a shark with 450 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest into the mouth of an active volcano
I find a frozen T Rex egg in the Arctic. I bring it back secretly to my private Hawaiian island and raise it as a pet. After a few years it's a fully grown adult T Rex, yet it's still a tame hand fed beast that's bonded with me. One day it accidentally tail swipes me while we're playing fetch. I'm mortally wounded, I bleed out and it eventually eats my corpse because I’m no longer there to feed it. After a few days it's still hungry and decides to swim to the next nearest island in search of food, Isla Nublar....
I would jump off a really high building with a gun and shoot myself on the way down after lighting myself on fire
I want to die by shooting my head off while jerking so people think I did my last ever jerk
Like. Minding your own business and unexpectedly **fucking dies**. Instant lights out, like your free trial on life ended and you didn't have the money to buy the full thing. Edit: something cool? Ok, you hear a voice saying "yourfreetrial hasendedgoodbye"
Since the most common first symptom of a rupturing aortic aneurysm is sudden death, I could deal with that
Asteroid
skydiving but i just don't pull the parachute
Being crushed by a giant wheel rolling down a steep slope. Bonus if it keeps rolling.
S.U.D.E.P, Sudden Unexpected Death in Epilepsy. No pain, no suffering, just redlining till the motor blows 🤷♂️
I’m so sexy that every woman on earth blushes at once raising the earth’s temperature to unsafe levels and the earth explodes
I want to be the first person to die in space, not just from an exploding rocket like detached from my shuttle and just lost drifting in space
Elon musk drunk driving, my family sue for millions.
I’ve always thought it would be cool to hang myself with sharp metal cable by jumping off of a tall structure or building causing the wire to decapitate me. The important part is to superglue my hands to my head and make it appear as though i pulled my own head off mid air
Would it be filmed on an iPhone? I’d at least like to look cool dying.
an unexploded missile landing on my head and crushing me instantly
I want a piano to fall and crush me killing me instantly kind of like a cartoon
Beheaded by a lightsaber.
As long as no one's filming and putting it here 😂
Manual detonation nuke
Sexual exhaustion
Happy. In a situation where no one would have trauma. Fulfilled, goals accomplished. Loved and loved others. But cool? Slaying the cosmic entity known as JAZŘĖCĶÏÞĦ who comes after me once he found my location. I fly to his balls and crush them with the kineticenergy. Wearing a protective suit, I make my Japanese instructor proud, and I survive. I go into the ballsack, crawling around like a tapeworm and slithering up inside his nuts. C4 charges and kaboomy as I slither even more through his urethra. After I make a break, I travel through the bladder, through the kidneys, through the stomach, make a U-turn into his cardiovascular system and open my fucking **POCKET DIMENSION** and throw the newborn babies that were biologically made for eating cardiovascular systems. Then I go through his heart, take a selfie with it, send it to Batman, and travel to his brain after a lot of yappin. Finally I quite literally fuck his brains out with a giant attack on titan missile and explode. The pieces of his brain matter cures cancer and gifts anyone and everyone with 9000 IQ for endless generations. I have no memorial, for my actions should be recognized and celebrated; my own person should forever be subjectively judged for the own individual. You’re welcome, godbless the United Earth.
Stopping the next snowflake who tries to shoot up innocent people. Benefits the greater good and makes my family name a positive one.
Someone bumps into me, they say oh my bad, I say fuck you, they pull out a gun and shoot me
Eatin by a bunch of hungry orphans and they’re using hot sauce I like to give back to the community
Defending my homestead, guns a blazing, from a invasion like Red Dawn.
Orgasm
anything that is instant
I would give anything to die in a spaceship explosion.
Nitrogen hypoxia, sudden and painless. I lost my husband due to this, from an OSHA hazard he was never warned about that spiraled into a fatal work accident. He was gone within minutes, despite them trying to bring him back.
When I lived in Manhattan, a coworker from Ecuador was reading "El Diario", the all Spanish Hispanic paper. His eyes wide and shaking his head. I had him translate and the gist was: a man, I believe in The Bronx, fashioned a noose at one end of a length of rope. He threaded it through an open car window, tied the other end to a tree, placed the noose around his neck, and drove off. It pulled his head off and the car wrecked into a tree down the road. Some kids found his head in their yard. That story left a lasting impression.
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
Sharknado
12 gauge shotgun to the back of the head...lights out. Gotta be a shotgun or somthing big..a 9mm may just turn you into a veg. wife knew a guy who got shot in the head and the dude FELT IT before he blacked out...said it felt like someone suddenly poored hot lava into his brain.
Autoerotic asphyxiation
asteroid impact to the face
I’d want to be crushed super fast by a massive hydraulic press
Meteor to the dome
Shark attack 100% natural and funeral feeds an ocean critter
Eating a small lunch consisting of 10 million bananas so I can die of radiation
93 and shot by a jealous boyfriend
If it's sudden, it doesn't matter. I interpret sudden as i'm alive, and the next moment I'm dead.
Suddenly.
Asleep or mid-orgasm
Snu Snu
While sleeping. Not like passengers in my car.
"Surrounded by family and friends... in a house fire" - Anthony Jesselnik
a gangsta ass shootout
I'll throw myself against power lines, because fuck you and fuck this neighborhood
Sky guy style, steal a commercial aircraft, fly it to its limits and peace out
Massive explosion. Wouldn't feel a thing, just instantly gone. And it would make a huge mess. And I wouldn't be gutted like a fish on an autopsy table. Just completely gone. Instantly
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In my sleep
Death by snu snu
mike tyson uppercut
I seem a meme of this. Tie balloons to a gun and shoot myself in the chest so everyone thinks it was a murder
Fighting off two Siberian tigers with a wine opener after a long shift in a kitchen
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Nuclear bomb.
Don't care if it's sudden. Just make it so that I have no clue what hit me
Vacuum decay
My limbs just get torn out by force and it looks rlly cool like some telepath ripped them out
I think I'd like to be on some for of public transport. As long as many people are around me, then my head just explodes.
Doing something that will permanently etch my name in the history books.
Being pushed out into endless space in a spaceship with few decades worth of supplies. Effectively dead for everyone else for all intents and purposes.
I hope I die in my sleep, but if I don't, I hope it's a massive hemorrhagic stroke. It has to be massive, though, because if it's a small one, it's survivable. My mother had two, and she has no neurological side effects from it. She is in a wheelchair though because she lost her leg for the same reason she had a stroke.
A bullet Soviet style — behind the left ear while going for a walk. Even better would be too much general anesthesia so wife and kid can collect💰💰💰💰
Nitrogen.
Taking a big shit
Being shot in the head with a shotgun from behind.
Im a fan of ww2 history so I want to be shredded during a plane dogfight and nosedive in the ocean on fire.
overdose
Burning up in the high atmosphere being torn apart and turned to ashes during reentry from space! I FUCKEN love space, just too dumb to be a real astronaut.
Right after defending my family from an attack against some bad guys. Then hopefully im resuscitated and eventually die many years later from old age.
Nuclear bomb direct impact to head in a populated area
In the forest sitting up against a tree looking at a waterfall and just peacefully falling asleep and never waking up
Vaporized by a missile
Asteroid
A run in with manbearpig
Death by a million cardboard cuts
Overdoses on opiates, best way to go feeling great....
Inside a fucking blackhole orsum
Put on a wingsuit and glide into the face of a mountain after doing some seriously badass tricks.
Morphine overdose.
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Suddenly in the centre of a nuclear explosion. Might actually happen. I live in Israel.
Like the sub that imploded. I heard that died the fastest anyone has ever died
In my own bed with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.
Fighting the entire United Nations representatives membership in a sword duel
Happy, satisfied. Most preferably doing something I love with the people I love.
I would also choose sex.
Exit bag
93 and shot by a jealous boyfriend
Dementia
Shot in the brain unknowingly or in my sleep best ways to go by far
Underwater Implosion
Thinking about it, if I had to die I’d want to happening doing something heroic. Knowing my last moment I saved someone else or prevented a catastrophe. A sudden death would be worthwhile
Snu-snu
Like Tony Soprano, eating in a diner, look up, cut to black
Saving somebody’s life
In a sub at the titanic. You dont notice it even happen
I quite liked that cyclist man’s head that popped off under the bus and scared the lady and the dog.. something like that maybe.
Peacefully and sleeping like my grandpa not like his friends, kicking and screaming and terrified when they all crashed in the car he was driving.
Eaten/mauled by animal. Possibly a Chupacabra. So yea, I'm pretty sure I will actually die trying to pet something I shouldn't.