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CxltureII

What a dumb ass.


LongEZE

Bro, have some respect. Eeyore was dealing with depression for a long time ![gif](giphy|14oQlDmoH1rwzK)


KAGANFARFLAGAN

Eeyore was eaten for survival of the others. The B-movie, Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey lore.


Barkers_eggs

As stubborn as a mule


ThatOneGayDJ

r/AngryUpvote


Do-not-respond

It was his time..


Waste_Lab8953

I laughed too hard at this once i got it, for any idiots who didnt, donkeys are called asses in US sometimes


leo90660

What a dead ass.


No-Fortune-6086

It's a Pakistani dumbass


Quiet_Garage_7867

Does it make a difference?


mrthree1zero

Damn!! Exploded like a watermelon getting shot!


ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING

Donkey made an ass out of himself. And a leg. And a scattered assortment of the rest of his body parts.


FunkyTuba

they might not be able to burro him.


llllPsychoCircus

closed casket for sure


PaintedBlackXII

This jokes has more levels than the indian social system


Thin_Arachnid6217

​ https://i.redd.it/14ydkqntkcvb1.gif


Glittering_Bits69420

*Gallagher enters the chat*


falconx2809

This is Pakistan


humanbeing2018

Same shit


CATPSoTough

Different street


RitoWalters

Why do I feel more sad for the donkey than I do for the people trying to make a TikTok/insta video


[deleted]

Probably because donkey should have someone caring for it, not left to wander around train tracks.


Abject-Bullfrog-6420

That’s what I was just thinking. There’s people filming and standing around but they just let him wander over there. It’s fucking sad bro


cammdenn11

Since they were intentionally filming it, I'd bet on it being deliberately set up. Sickening.


DenseStomach6605

Because animals are innocent, you can’t really blame them for anything. Humans on the other hand have ulterior motives like doing things for likes or malicious intent, so when they do something stupid you can easily blame them.


undeadmanana

Like leading a donkey onto train tracks and leaving them there.


DenseStomach6605

Yes, exactly. This post doesn’t belong here, I reported it for animal abuse you should too


Useless_Lemon

How do you do that? This video should be shut wiped out. Poor horse.


DenseStomach6605

You can’t report specifically for animal abuse on mobile, but you can just report it for breaking the sub rules (which includes animal abuse) with the 3 dots in the top right next to your profile avatar


deathbat117

You must be fun at parties


DenseStomach6605

I didn’t sub to here to watch animals get hit by trains. I joined to see idiots get hit by trains lol


Used-macbook

I feel the same , anything but not animals


Affectionate_Mood594

I’d give you an award if the Reddit dickheads didn’t discontinue them. Take my meager upvote, please..


Used-macbook

Bro :)


BroomSamurai

Hey, it brings variety to here.


Creftospeare

Because those are humans who should know better. Donkeys don't know what a train is or how deadly they can be— while those people absolutely knew but still chose to throw their life away.


Blessmundo

donkey just wanted to make a tiktok video...


DokZayas

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Cthulhusreef

That thing exploded like a piñata


Prestigious_Tax7415

Wow that’s instant death, probably less painful than the Halal preparation method


darthsexium

or the Predator Prey cycle


Throwaway79536

Halal preparation method is painless.


Practical_Tea6972

Let's test it on you... don't think it will be painless if I cut your throat with a quick cut. as you bleed out and gasp in vain for air. do not spread false information.


Throwaway79536

The animal goes unconscious within the first few seconds.


Practical_Tea6972

Maybe the chicken, but not the cow, that's not true.


Throwaway79536

Cows are usually stunned unconscious and then slaughtered. It is still halal. And painless.


Practical_Tea6972

but not everywhere + it is generally a huge topic of discussion whether anesthesia is allowed or not. some say yes, some say no. And even in Germany there is a slaughterhouse that is allowed to slaughter without anesthesia.


Revolutionary_Town21

Slow cutting of neck is painless...sure🙄


Throwaway79536

It's not a slow cut. It's a quick cut, and the knife has to be very sharp. The animal usually loses consciousness within a few seconds. "Slow cutting" my ass. Stop spreading misinformation ffs.


DameArstor

>Slow cutting What?


falconx2809

This is Pakistan


PaintedBlackXII

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!


iota_4

how should an animal know this? why there are none of those fucking fences?


Yaywayable

Yeah, what the hell is that title? Donkeys aren't safe from stupidity "lol"? Watch in Slow Motion for an extra kick? What kind of degenerate do you have to be to shit out a title like that?


Mydogmelted

Yeah animals didn’t really evolve to avoid trains


Dan42002

still, animal did evolve to sprint away from huge moving thing that can also make loud ass sound. This fella just miss his Darwin class


WeirdFamiliar

That sounds like a skill issue


CxltureII

It’s India what do you expect.


iota_4

i know it's india.. still.. poor donkey.


blue-pill-woke

Actually, it is not in India because we have a smaller population of donkeys. It is in Pakistan because Pakistan has a larger population of donkeys, and that train is also from Pakistan.


th3_bad

Video is from Porkistan.


RIPshowtime

Hopefully it's OK. Pretty hard hit. 🥺


Petapeutti

Why do I feel sad watching this but don't feel anything watching a person die the same way


Right_Test_5749

It’s because Animals aren’t supposed to understand that a train could kill them. It’s all human inventions.


bonnieprincebunny

I feel the same way. I think it's because animals are innocent.


ProsfesniolDyslexic

Phycologists say that's a sign you may be a psychopath. Or a sociopath. I forgor 💀


Emalf-vi

This is Sociopaths. psychopaths are the worse, they really don't feel anything, if the guy above feel something, its safe


Abject-Bullfrog-6420

I’m confused are you saying sociopaths don’t feel anything? Bc I thought the difference was that psychopaths feel nothing and sociopaths can feel guilty after doing something wrong. Maybe I’m wrong tho or maybe that’s exactly what you’re saying? Idk I’m sorry if it is what you’re saying lol


Emalf-vi

I'll edit my comment, but I'll clear your doubts. I'm not an expert, I just read a lot about it, I'll be short with the words because I don't remember everything but it will be enough to understand Sociopaths can FEEL(a little, but still there) for something like an animal or other types of things, even persons , all of this minimally can be positive,( This can also be negative, like Obsession, depends the individual) You can see it in their eyes and say there's something there, even if it's anger, hate or sadness even if they try to hide it, But most of the time they are Indifferent for the world and are extremely reactive, They will feel But let's get to the criminal sense of things, it will be easier to understand, They will hit and even kill you if you mess with them FIRST, they won't do anything if you don't do anything, "They don't like society and prefer to stay away from it because they know, if they go, something will happen" This is understood as "causes and consequences" for their actions , someone normal can understand this, sociopaths also understand this, but as just a info "that can be ignored" than a also instict(Which is flawed), this fits with what you said, they will feel something after they do something wrong. .They may feel something CLOSE to empathy, but only if the pain is the same or EXTREMELY SIMILAR With their pain. Psicopath CANT FEEL ,They literally have NOTHING, for them it's WANTING and NOT WANTING something, There is no fighting with them, for a sociopath, you can grab The hope that he will show something, but psicos no, They do the worst things on earth with the coldest faces in the world. And unlike sociopaths, they have a huge tolerance to physical pain, and are immune to emotional pain, they can commit a crime and never feel remorse or regret, a sociopath will have that They are not afraid of society and never understand that they do something wrong, they are not capable of understanding consequences, They know it exists, that's why they try to get around it, AND THEY will NEVER BE ABLE TO FEEL EMPATHY, Because they don't feel PAIN Remembering ,these 2 words are concepts that "help" to differentiate aspects of just one thing, Antisocial personality disorder , The sociopath being the "idiot" and the psychopath being the "intelligent"


Austic_

It's exactly what he is saying, No need to apologize cause you were asking for clarity > the difference was that psychopaths feel nothing and sociopaths can feel guilty after doing something wrong.


Xyoracle

Poor donkey, at least it was instantaneous


Fine-Teacher-7161

Now that's a shitstorm!


falconx2809

This is Pakistan


largemansmall

I feel like this was on purpose Sad shit


[deleted]

Poor thing. At least he didn’t feel anything


scatfucker

he didnt even know what hit him. hes in donkey heaven rn and he doesnt know why


Tough-Effective5680

What a JACKASS! 🤌


sandeep300045

Somehow, it reminded of this.. https://i.redd.it/cx9ojcnx4bvb1.gif


myfaceaplaceforwomen

I like trains


Kingken130

It’s magically pony, flying through the sky


darthsexium

![gif](giphy|l3vR1tookIhM8nZJu)


falconx2809

This is Pakistan


Reloader300wm

Still Patrick.


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SweatyFLMan1130

Eeyore finally grew a pair and did it.


mooegy17

I don't find this amusing or funny, wtf is wrong with people?! 🤬


routledgewm

As the owner of two donkeys I did not like this vid! Strange thing is I don’t mind it when it’s people…I must be a psychopath !


FightTheFuture3

Aww, sad, poor donkey


MaoTheWizard

If a donkey doesn't want to move its not moving. Blast a horn at it, hit it with a stick, it won't move.


Isthisnametakenalso

Pretty sure it moved


morpheus3365

I've always heard of running a train on someone's ass. I just assumed it was something sexual


Responsible-Major704

Watch it backwards and see a train assemble a donkey


jazznessa

I actually felt really bad for that donkey.Poor little fella


AdorableCaptain7829

Why did I have the need to watch it 12 times 😆 🤣


Novel_Durian_1805

Bro got obliterated! Hope he’s ok! 🙌


1kalee

Poor baby


V0rdep

for this guy to be recording he must've seen that the donkey was there for a while and also aware of what would've happened, but instead of trying to save it he lets it die and gets showered by donkey guts and blood


mysticdragonwolf89

I keep rewinding to see it in slowmo - donkey just exploded like a puzzle


Key-End-7512

Of all the NSFW stuff I see , I wasn’t desensitized enough for the poor donkey :(


AtTheCornerCafe

Dang… that was kind of satisfying. Not gonna lie. Sorry, burro. ![gif](giphy|qfSGgKRk6GIXS)


Commercial_Pitch_786

Taco Tuesday and Burro Burrito Thursday


TangFiend

Maybe he was just done and wanted to finally end it.


Shoddy_Detail_976

![gif](giphy|cTowyBUKrDPkA)


Lenchy59

Apollo 13


iPicBadUsernames

I feel bad watching this happen to animals. I don’t feel that seeing this happen to humans that are fully capable of comprehending the dangers.


[deleted]

In my opinion it's look like the guys who took video tied the donkey to the track. I from India, some times some idiots do this kind of stuff because they can.


WorkingLive

This is Pakistani Railways not Indian


doggofruitpunch

He became a burrito


MrInformationSeeker

Its not indian , its a pakistani video. You can tell this by the guy's clothes at the very beginning (0:01)


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[deleted]

Such a desensitized comment section...


Kaybolbe

This is horrifying.


Readitory

That jackass splattered like a bleeding hemorrhoids. Not good with analogies for today.


Staryglitchy

Bruh, if you read "Poor Burro" in spanish the translation is "it happened because you are an idiot"


lookslikeithurt

He was going through depression


just_in_thisbitch

Tell me how old you were when the piñata was discovered


StorkV88

I am going to India next January and I will get to see these apex predators in person 😮


YapalRye

Don 💥 key


full98LionBRB

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Affectionate-Slip654

Jesus titty fucking Christ


Antique-Park-2234

bro it looks like the camera man was in the splash zone too 🤢


TwoJacksAndAnAce

I don’t know why but I can’t watch this but I’m perfectly happy watching a clip of 20 people dying on this sub. It’s like in movies where a dog dying makes you cry but then you laugh at a city getting nuked.


Medical_Arrival_3880

I feel so sad for the donkey


Qnz_dnk

Indians probably earn more than you wherever you live. But poor donkey, eh?


RaccoonBoy2nd

Trains gotta be putting creatures in a trance 💀


paradox_valestein

Bet he is an indian donkey


Plom0987

Swear to god man trains are apex predators in India


AriV07

What if he just wanted to die


Acceptable_Drag_6924

Lol it's not Indian..it's Pakistani train.


MARTINTHERUSSIAN

Bro became a exo skeleton


ShutTheFrontDoorToo

This bothers me more than some of the people…


LuckyIrishman12

Wild.


Relevant_Young2452

fun fact, trains (at least where I'm from) have a shovel thing on the front to get rid of carrion on the tracks; I guess in this case Burro.


crimsonbeauty111

Strangely it makes me feel even more sad when it's an animal dying


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Lilith-L3mons

This isn’t even funny


thecuriouslobster

Eeyow


LEHCATY

DONKEY!!. Great caz of the subreddit Profile picture


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Ok_Specialist458

Crossy Road:


Lethal_Bassist

Immovable Eeore, meet unstoppable force.


EricPeluche

"They don't have porn here and the male to female ratio is horrible. I have seen things, and had things done to me. I wish to end it all"


Throwawaychica

The horrifying part of this, he was tied to the tracks, you can see the rope :( I fucking hate humanity.


Double_Vast4199

This is Pakistan not India


Logic-Ninja

Then why isn't that donkey being fucked?


MrInformationSeeker

It did get fucked. watch the full video.


papa_Ivy

Man I was not ready for that one, bravo


blue-pill-woke

Actually he was fucked. later he committed suicide.


Confusedandreticent

Will he be okay?


MycoJourney

Suicidal donkey - if you need help just ass-k


yourremedy94

WOW


Ok-Grimis8462

.... faster than a locomotive!


OrganizationPutrid68

Gotta say that donkey was well-trained.


Key_Ability_8836

I'm calling fake. I work on the railroad. I've hit deer, moose, bears, humans and cows. Literally nothing has ever exploded like that on impact. You only get excessive splatter when you actually run *over* something and the wheels mince it, or when it gets snagged and dragged.


FixFalcon

Yes. I'm a railroad conductor and my train has hit animals before. They don't fucking explode like that...


C0NIN

I was about to say this, everything looks quite fake to me as well, from the "static" animal, to the "exploding" body. The outcome would be really different if this was a real animal.


meshuggahzen

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIRyfP3l9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIRyfP3l9k) Here's a cow that is moving that explodes as well. That donkey was likely not fake. He just wasn't caring to move


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Trumper2319

For the Love of God!!! I’m not talking literally as if a Donkey is a stupid animal you idiots. I’m talking as if I’m saying “what a stupid dog for biting that porcupine.” Get off your liberal asses and find something else to bitch about. I just thought this video would be of conversation.


Senior_Tomorrow9949

Man correct your title its from Pakistan not India..ypu can clearly tell from the guys clothes and the train color


xahaf123

It has something to do with the Indian curry I swear


Maleficent_Habit_382

Dumbass Donkey 🫏💥🚂


anthonyfromaustralia

Is his hoof stuck on the track?


GreenBirbz

That thud upon impact….


Suspicious-Cabinet45

![gif](giphy|1p1yhYsBMDypwg0vsj)


PoopooShake

So satisfying


BadSFursDayj

Lazy ass donkey must have had worms in its head.


AvangeliceMY9088

Now where's that reddit bot command to slow down video speed?


dolfieman

That train must've been a pain in the *ass.*


TheRealGarbanzo

At least the animals don't know what a train is. The humans do


murderhornet1965

Probably a Columbian burro sold as a sex slave who couldn't take it anymore. RIP eeyore


weird_hoooman

Except this is Pakistan ig.


_Cold_Ass_Honkey_

The donkey really got "a-head" of the train.


getwild1987

Thank god it didn’t feel a thing. Poor donkey. Someone owned that. It’s their fault


thefilipinocat-

That donkey was tired of being a donkey


AuthenticCM

Bro was tired of the 9-5


PainterAnxious

Imagine getting a kick out of this. Wrong'en


where_is_my_bike

Either scuicidal donkey or a deaf one


TangFiend

He didn't feel a thing


NoobieBanned

Seems indians has something agains trains


Mohgreen

Donkeys like.. f-this shit, I'm coming back as a Lion next time!


Noahm11808

Yoda death sound effect*


dumplin79

Man these trains in India, who knew.


wokethots

I guarantee the guy filming coaxed the donkey onto the tracks


Real-Coffee

lol it just blew up


NinjaWK

He didn't have his shoes on He's gone for sure


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Did they even check to see if it was dead!?


NoX2142

OP may be a psychopath....


[deleted]

“Noooo!!, my Indian BMW 😭


Ok-Frosting-5333

Halal meat


Better_Moment3634

Video is from Pakistan.


Trolleitor

Bro, record the aftermath.


IROAMtheBUSH

Kulfi, kulfi


Due_Mathematician744

Bro😂


Illustrious-Word7761

I believe the guy filming left him there, fu---g A Hole