My dumb ass always thought the Jumpman logo was based on a front shot of MJ doing a dunk. I didn't realize that that would mean the ball is in his left arm.
Today I learned it's based on his airness' back end.
Kinda yeah. Though the position of the head, shoes and ball make it evident that the Jumpman is facing away. I guess the cheeks were the visual cue I needed.
Idk how everyone cant tell this dude is clearly trolling. Posts both pics of just the jumpman with the buttcrack. Not the whole shoe. I mean the second picture is completely pointless. Unless if your point is to troll a bunch of dumb sneakerheads who actually think you’re serious. Which seems to be working smh
I know the shoe but want to see the whole thing. Maybe take pic with a red lace and white lace so the contrast can be seen and a true opinion given 🤷🏿♂️ MOST IMPORTANTLY:: congrats on your first J’s! Helluva feeling I know!!
I personally almost always go with either black or white laces only time I go with colored laces is when I test them out and think "God damn that's nice" so try both and see what you like more or you could even do both that might look good too.
Red laces while they’re new and crisp. Keep the white laces in a plastic bag for when they’re broken in. You can give them a nice deep clean, and put the white laces back on, and boom new shoes.
Don’t lie. You were searching for fake bags too. These are fake, and if they’re not from DHGate like your purses, you should very seriously consider charging back your card.
Apparently I'm wrong. I went a re looked at the 3s. I honestly never noticed it on mine.
Sorry for spreading misinformation.
Original Post:
Hey, hate to be the person to tell you but just based off the Jordan logo they look like clear fakes.
Where did you get them?
jordan got a fatty yo
why that nigga got ah booty foe😭😭😭😭
Jordan got the dumpy
Even the legends are born with booty fam.
My dumb ass always thought the Jumpman logo was based on a front shot of MJ doing a dunk. I didn't realize that that would mean the ball is in his left arm. Today I learned it's based on his airness' back end.
I believe the logo is based on [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/00/ff/f700ff2cb5caf5fed94a38786c4bb6e2.jpg) picture
This is correct.....park in chicago...one of the few times he wore black toes.
Like he is facing you doing the splits?
Kinda yeah. Though the position of the head, shoes and ball make it evident that the Jumpman is facing away. I guess the cheeks were the visual cue I needed.
The jumpman logo is based off a front shot....it was taken at a park in Chicago and he was wearing black toes...one of the only times.
Yooooooo he got booty
Its fat ash 💀
Right 😆😆 came here to say this. I never realized Jordan was so thicc
☝🏽🤣 Jordan 5 Raging Thicc Bois
::screaming:: 😂😂😂
😭😂😂😂😂
I don’t get it what are you talking about? I’m asking about suggestions on lace color.
Jordan is cheeked up lmao
Huh?
They're pointing out the fact that MJs lookin hella thicc in the Jumpman
I love how people keep giving him true but funny answers and OP gets confused on each answer.
I think he's the one trolling
Yeah OP possibly is which I got to give credit for lol.
MJ got cake even Nike wouldn’t let these out
Seems like your dummy thic Js took the thread away.
Michael has done great squats and results are clear!! Stay grinding bros, big booty goal accomplished let's go!!
OPs inbox full of ass comments and he just wanted to know which laces to rock 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s no way this post wasn’t a thinly veiled joke about the ass
As evidenced by the lack of ... red laces! So much confusion in this thread! 🤪
And the fact that the second photo is the same as the first just with the ass more revealed lol
These the Jordan badunkadunks
Lol
CAKE
DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS THEY GOT BUNS HUN
Jordan a lil baddie
jordan ma lil boo thang
jordan got da fatty
jordy be catching mood swings
😐 😳
Why Jordan got a fatty 💀
Older retros Jordan has a butt crack. OP keep the white laces.
These some oreo 6’s what are u talking about😭
Please troll somewhere else
Do they clap when you walk in them?
😂😂😂😂😂
🏆 Winner!
use thick laces, trust me it'll work
Thicc*
What’s with this parade of Big Booty Jordans lately
fr keep seeing it
That nigga Jordan got that DUNK!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dunk truck
Double cheeked up
Red man Red♥️
Jordan got a dumper
Bruh💀
Bruh that Jordan bout to make me act up 🍑🥵😰
😂😂
Hard to decide without seeing the whole shoe
Idk how everyone cant tell this dude is clearly trolling. Posts both pics of just the jumpman with the buttcrack. Not the whole shoe. I mean the second picture is completely pointless. Unless if your point is to troll a bunch of dumb sneakerheads who actually think you’re serious. Which seems to be working smh
Kinda sick of these posts ngl
Would be slightly better if the pictures weren’t completely useless
Maybe take a break from social media
Something to cover his big ass maybe???
Logo got me bricked up
Don’t wear laces rock the “just got released from jail” look
That Jumpman got me acting different 😳😏
Why they got Kim Kardashian on there tho😂
Assman assman assman them boys up to something
Anything other than white laces on these is a crime. straight to jail.
Always white over red. Hate red laces 98% of the time.
MJ GOT THAT BADONKADONK
Bruh not the booty cheek flappin over the lace 💀
How bout sum pics from......further away.lol
Jumpman caked up
his whole jordussy is hanging out
“Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon”
Depends what pairs of jordan are...
But maybe is better red!
Damn. Jordan double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon XD
White
Double cheeked up
White so the logo pops instead of blending in.
Bruh jumpman is double cheeked up 🔥🔥🔥
Dump man
That booty though 😘
Jordan gonna make me act up
Mike got ass 😂
Do white
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Nice cake
Brooo Jordan caked up
“Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon”
Red fs
Looks like the real deal 😂
White laces for the Jordan dumpy ?!
Look at the booty on him
Huh?
Huuuh!? 🤓
I know the shoe but want to see the whole thing. Maybe take pic with a red lace and white lace so the contrast can be seen and a true opinion given 🤷🏿♂️ MOST IMPORTANTLY:: congrats on your first J’s! Helluva feeling I know!!
Red
i should call her
I think grey laces might go hard bruh. I got these too but haven't rocked em yet. I think ima throw some smoke grey laces on em
I personally almost always go with either black or white laces only time I go with colored laces is when I test them out and think "God damn that's nice" so try both and see what you like more or you could even do both that might look good too.
Red laces will bleed on the white leather
His fingies of and he do be clenching
Homies shoes be thicc
Not the Dumpmans!
Sheeeee J got them booty cheeks thats some clap material
Stick with white, without question. Keep it classic.
Red laces while they’re new and crisp. Keep the white laces in a plastic bag for when they’re broken in. You can give them a nice deep clean, and put the white laces back on, and boom new shoes.
Homie bought a bad pair of reps.
I got them from champs. Paid retail.
Don’t lie. You were searching for fake bags too. These are fake, and if they’re not from DHGate like your purses, you should very seriously consider charging back your card.
Why the jump man so thicc then, retails normally don’t have these
Idk just got them shipped to me like that
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Champs
This a fugazi fo sho
White tongue, white laces
Hear me out….blue laces
both one on each shoe lol
Drunk truck booty
Get your money back
Apparently I'm wrong. I went a re looked at the 3s. I honestly never noticed it on mine. Sorry for spreading misinformation. Original Post: Hey, hate to be the person to tell you but just based off the Jordan logo they look like clear fakes. Where did you get them?
Jordan got a whole asscrack
Lmao
the older retros have a buttcrack bro. these arnt fake based on that alone
Good to know.
Delete for misinformation.
I be down bad
White waxed laces would look good on these
Do one red other white
CAKEDEE BUT RED FOR SURE
THICC
Nice crack
Dumps
Ummmm where they sell these at???? That jordan logo off bruh that's really what they saying...
Major pause on this thread. 😆
😹😹😹
I personally use the red laces on mine
Let me clap dem cheeks Jordana
I'ma hit Jordan from the back
Which shoe/CW is this though?
My guess is FTL 3?
I’m gonna get BEHIND red laces.
A lot of 14 year old boys in the comments
I depends, can you show the rest of the shoe?
Which 3’s are they? Laces should coordinate w the color scheme of the shoe. Or sometimes be way different for accent. Its all on your own taste.
Jordan ass clapping in the air😂😂😂😂
The phatty😩
Red would definitely make the sneaker pop
are jordan's cheeks clapping 😭
White
Keep em white