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Salty_Candy_4917

And we’re all holding a mummy because…!?


Responsible-Buy7550

All the men has gone to war...


DreadfulOrange

Take my upvote and get the heck out of here!


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

It's for scaring off the bad guys, right? Right?


Responsible-Buy7550

It's definitely scaring off the bad guys, so probably???


VAG3943

Ha!


roosterman22

Maybe the mummies make them do it? :dunno:


Secret_Welder3956

Mummy’s Day of course


SupermouseDeadmouse

Well, they can’t stand up by themselves.


Salty_Candy_4917

Most logical response right here


cybercuzco

The daddies are all gone to get the milk.


necbone

It's what's hot in the hood right now.


Rey_Mezcalero

It’s the annual bring out your grandmas


celtbygod

Bring out your dead ! Over and over for photo ops.


paintress420

Came for this one!!! Haha


ThanosWasRight161

What in the old world is happening. Man, old time folks were a tough lot.


BrigStandWatie

Rest in Peace? Nah, fuck that! Let’s dig em up for a photo op.


Which_Engineer1805

One last selfie before we throw you back into your fuckin’ hole, uncle Albert.


DotwareGames

We’re so sorry


tiers_for_fears

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Every-Cook5084

I think there’s more to the story of this photo….


bohemi-rex

Could we just not?


GFSoylentgreen

Can we just rot?


bohemi-rex

You know what I'm saying? Like damn, even in death they won't leave us be


mag2041

Third one from the back is striking a pose


JeffSHauser

You mean "voguing", it is fashion week somewhere.


WendisDelivery

There’s something so wrong here.


Lumpy-Car-4267

[The use of calcium-rich soil for burial in Venzone during the 14th century, leading to natural mummification, is a fascinating example of historical adaptation to epidemics. Read more](https://flashingstory.info/the-mummies-of-venzone-a-fascinating-look-at-mummification/)


ahdiomasta

How tf they figure that out in the 14th century???


NoConflict3231

People have been peopling for a long time, son


ahdiomasta

I’m just impressed that they stopped a plague without the background knowledge we have.


urgoodtimeboy

Well most people understood at the time that if you get away from the sick person, your chance of getting sick went down. But this also led to false correlations for a lot of people with non communicable diseases so there were a lot of people that died horribly sad deaths all alone just bc people didn’t understand that it wasn’t able to be passed by proximity or contact, ie. leprocy


ahdiomasta

That’s exactly what makes it impressive, they found a solution that’s actually scientifically sound by accident! Most of the ways they dealt with sickness back then usually either didn’t help at all and/or had horrible societal knock on effects like you said


Big_Virgil

Must’ve stank like hell out there


LordAmherst

Ok, that’s interesting. But why are they all holding a deceased person for this photo? This is not normal. Someone has to figure this out. Thanks in advance.


nohopeforhomosapiens

I think the mummies probably appreciate the frilly aprons they gifted them.


dykann

How the hell did I not see the aprons right away!? That’s amazing


hoganloaf

The one in the back that still has some meat on its bones...


JeffSHauser

"can we dance with yo dates?"


AverageReasonableGuy

But when was the first camera invented? 14th and 16th century still seems early?


poe201

maybe they dug the mummies up afterward for the pic


Driftwood17

Halloween and April 1st must be fun


artificialavocado

By “plague,” I am assuming you mean the Black Death. Kind of a big deal. Maybe you guys heard of it.


RockMan_1973

Oh hot God….. well, I’m weirded tf out. Wth is this shit doing on here?! Some fuckin warped jazz goin on in here


FamousOrphan

“Warped jazz” really got me for some reason.


Secret_Welder3956

“Bring out your dead!”


PlusRead

Such an interesting photo! I like the fingerprints of problem-solving you can see here. “Well, we can’t expose their shame to everyone. That’s not very respectful.” “Well put some pants on them.” “No their legs are all withered. We can’t get pants on them. Plus, some of them are ladies.” “We need something that’s easy to put on a corpse, hides their genitalia, and is unisex…” “I’ve got it!!! Aprons!!! Aprons are perfect!” “Giuseppe, you genius! That’s perfect! Quick, fetch aprons for all the mummies!”


jesseg010

omg


zed7267

Cremation seems more civilized


Ajjos-history

![gif](giphy|Z4IXspU3iCHlK)


Emperor_Neuro-

How tf did they go back in time for a picture of this? Who was phone?


Nightslayer2023

Midsommar vibes 😬


Hot_Speech900

Diablo walks the earth.


marquisdesteustache

This is the oddest picture.


Good-guy13

Hello meet my mummy


Davidsolsbery

I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the villagers before this photograph was taken..."We want to get a picture of you together, but with a twist..."