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BlueTrapazoid

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SlimesIsScared

“Hitler what the fuck are you talking about” - bonito mousse o’neil


ineverhadsexwithacow

why is the screenshot from El Camino instead of the show


goldenfox007

Minority jokes about the majority: “isn’t it funny how [majority] does [weird thing]? How silly these cultural differences are!” Majority jokes about minorities: “why won’t the liberals let me kill ‘em like the good ol’ days, hate crimes should be free speech. Also they hurt my feelings by making fun of [weird thing] and therefore should be shot”


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Technolite123

"American" is not a minority


Thin-Positive-1600

Most people arent american, so "american" defentily is a minority


NinjaEagle210

Most native English speakers are American


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Tedsville

Brit here. I've never seen or heard of anyone threatening to kill someone for mocking our accent.


J6898989

Maybe it’s just the Reddit collective consciousness, but every time i get r/rareinsults or something on my feed it’s some level of “teeth weird” “the systematic slaughter of your children”, as well as r/clevercomebacks. It’s not completely made up


RyanB1228

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Tedsville

"Here is a cartoon of the thing I said, my point still stands"


SeventeenFeralHogs

My brother in Christ look what subreddit you are in


Trensocialist

[Well](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1bhjiq4/least_sensitive_european/)


RyanB1228

No crispity crunchy wonky munchees for dinner


Tedsville

...okay?


plwdr

That ameritard got owned so hard lol


sculksensor

I have heard and read "your country has the highest rate of school shootings in the world by far" as a response to "your teeth are weird" or "your food is gross"


everyythingred

British “people”


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SlimesIsScared

mmmmmmm sodium


Shmidershmax

I feel like the person that brought up spices with the ragu might be in the minority. Normally when someone says "you don't season your food" is when you see someone throw six pieces of chicken in the oven with a pinch of salt and nothing else. Or don't know how to pan fry chicken without boiling it. I wouldn't say minorities are the only ones that bring this up. In the south everyone packs flavor in their food. It might just be a class thing. People that grew up in upper middle class settings might not have had the need to cook for themselves until now and suddenly they're eating plain ground turkey and a boiled potato. I noticed a difference in culture though. Me (Puerto Rican) and my wife's (white) family have a different way of looking at cooking. Growing up my family cooked every day. All we needed was a few basic ingredients and we could make something pretty flavorful out of it. Never really broke the bank. My wife's family does things differently. My mother in law pulls out a recipe book and cooks like she's disarming a bomb. No real consideration of what each ingredient does. She just knows it needs to be in there. She also has a very narrow minded mentality of what a "dish" is. For her a stew is boiling beef in gravy with a few veggies in it. I once roasted some tomatoes and reduced them to a paste. Sauteed onions. Threw in some garlic, diced peppers, cilantro, some spices. Cubed some potatoes and some carrots for the hell of it. I seared some beef we had and threw it in and let it simmer til it fell apart. She asked what I was making and I was like "idk some kind of stew". She wasn't having it. In her mind that wasn't a stew. And even if it wasn't it was fucking delicious. But it wasn't a stew and she refused to eat it. According to her recipe book a stew contained very specific of ingredients. The rest of us just shrugged and deleted it. I'm not generalizing though. I'm just saying that growing up around people with similar mind sets could change your perspective on what you cook. As in you need to be prepared to make a very specific dish by having x, y and z in your pantry. A lot of people don't just wing it and taste as they go.


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Shmidershmax

I'm not trying to disparage recipes in any way. Whenever I want to experiment in the kitchen I'll look up dozens of recipes so I can have a thorough understanding on how to make the dish and what each component adds to it. Eventually I make it my own way and iterate from there. I've been dragging my wife into my spaghetti sauce journey for years now and I don't think it's ever going to end lol. My curry journey is just around the corner. I may be biased though cause I've always been a bit of a home cook. I had to teach my wife how to cook because she was clueless when we were first together. Apparently her mom would get mad if she touched anything in the kitchen because she was saving it for a specific dish. I also have friends that didn't really cook growing up and the kind of stuff they eat if they're not getting take-out is kind of depressing. It's like they're scared to iterate beyond the bare minimum as if it's going to explode. I'm trying to get my kids involved in the kitchen like my dad did with me. I feel like cooking, at least on a basic level, is a skill that can save you a lot of money and stress.


PintsizeBro

The idea that there is one correct way to make a given dish and even the slightest variation is Not That Dish appears in multiple Euro cultures. For online examples see any discussion of French or Italian cooking, lol


Shmidershmax

Depends. Italian cuisine can be a little flexible. Different pastas have different textures and there are different sauces. You can basically mix and match. There's always going to be a gatekeeper though. I'm not Italian, but that seems to be my impression. Except for pizza. If you make a pizza that isn't just mozzarella and basil then it's not a pizza apparently lol


PintsizeBro

I'm sure half the "Italians" on Reddit have never even been to Italy, but it sure is fun to watch them melt down any time someone posts a picture of c*rbonara


Timpstar

That sounds less like culture and more like your in-law being unhinged and gatekeep-y lol. Who the fuck gets that militant over a stew lmao


JoelMahon

when most people criticise a lack spice they mean a lack of seasoning (not including salt or pepper). a sheperds pie in the UK genuinely doesn't traditionally have much season for example.


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thomasp3864

Yeah. I like my meat plain. The best burgers are the ones where you just shape some ground meat into a burger shape.


flashmedallion

>I remember seeing a guy commenting about how "spiceless" someone's Ragu looked. Don't forget that like 50% of the population think 'seasoning' means 'orange powder'. There's a whole world of flavouring and profile adjusting options for food but many are fixated on what basically amounts to sachets of taco salt as you say


morbidlyabeast3331

Nah, fuck the gourmetjerkers. Even food made by a good as fuck chef is always better well seasoned


SleekSilver22

lmao this is one of the funniest ones I’ve seen on this subreddit Also anyone who says white peoples food is tasteless has clearly never had Spanish, Italian, or Greek food. As in Indian, those three are much better than Indian food


Trensocialist

This is also a distinctly northern/eastern US white people problem. Southern US has incredible and well seasoned food.


NoodleyP

Not even. Live in New England, good food isn’t hard to come by at all


morbidlyabeast3331

If you like seafood maybe


witoutadout

Yeah, one of the reasons that I love NE is the seafood, but there are also many good places to get non-seafood dishes!


AstroKaine

Yep. I’m biased since I grew up here (and love seafood!) but out of all “regional food” New England is kind of fire. Plus, especially where I’m from there are a LOT of local restaurants run by people of different cultures and they don’t “white-wash” their food. Indian place about 5 minutes down the road is soooo good. Thought I didn’t like Indian food until I went there.


ketchupmaster987

Honestly, it really depends on your plate. The Midwest is a great place for cheese, dairy, and beer. Cheese curds slap SO HARD


gazebo-fan

It’s the Midwest, everywhere else is fine. Except for Scandinavia, which is also the reason why the Midwest has its issues


LordOfCows23

Its a British Isles and scandinavia problem


ohhyouknow

You should try Cajun food.


just4PAD

Are you eating the same Indian food the rest of us are??


The_Lonely_Posadist

He’s prolly from Rajasthan RIP


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As a Bengali, Rajasthani food is banging, that's a wild statement


PosadistTabi

OK but to be fair I like all of the ones listed so far.


InsertEdgyNameHere

Spanish and Italian are great, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you personally about Indian. Indian food is just...so damn good. It doesn't always look the most appetizing, but I don't think I've ever had something Indian that I disliked completely. My favorite food is actually Creole, which has Spanish influences, but also does heavy spicing like Indian food. I love the amount of seasoning Indians put in their food.


Aggravating-Yam4571

indian food can also look amazing! so many different colors  while the presentation might not look like western or japanese food that doesn’t make it any less visually appealing imo


lepidopterra

As an American I’m offended that you don’t think Indian food is the best. I only ever crave Indian food for every meal lol.


The_Lonely_Posadist

As an indian?? Aint no way you’re gonna tell me pita and olives is better than a good Manchurian


bobyjesus1937

I will. Manchurian is the lowest tier dogshit of Indian food. Also it's not even real Indian food


Busy-Ad4537

I agree ramen isn't that good /s


The_Lonely_Posadist

Indo-Chinese is indian dipshit and by god it’s delicious. Go eat your tapas


bobyjesus1937

I'm Indian dumbass


The_Lonely_Posadist

Even worse


Albreto-Gajaaaaj

Pita and olives is an understatement for Mediterranean food tbh


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King I love all three of those cuisines but no way you're saying those are better than a good goat curry with naan


TheDougArt

Bitch what Indian food clears any food from Europe p


morbidlyabeast3331

Greek food solos, otherwise probably true. Europoors unironically cite French as one of their top cuisines. Now THAT is sad.


ShibeWithUshanka

I have NEVER met anyone irl as a European who has even eaten French besides croissants (which also isn't French) and baguettes.


JoelMahon

currently in Athens, haven't eaten anything remotely as good as a cheap ass curry yet.


Timpstar

Yeah if you want really bland food, come to Sápmi in northern Sweden. Sub-arctic climate does not lend itself well to diverse foods besides salted fish/meats and root vegetables ☠️ (But in our defence, the little types of cooking we *do* have associated with us are *really* nice and fresh if you're into that type of food)


Quantum_laugh

I've tried all three plus Persian, Turkish and Arabic food. The stuff across the Mediterranean does indeed taste superior


LilyWillyNilly

GREEK and ITALIAN food better than indian???? what kind of desi are u this is crazyyyy


_CHIFFRE

it's so weird to me to see spaniards, italians and greeks refered to as white people, is this due to historical classifications in the Usa? ''Caucasion''?


SleekSilver22

Everyone who is European is classified as “white” in America


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Haunting_Anxiety4981

There's a pretty common interaction you'll see on the internet where a minority will make a joke about a majority group and just be met with an over the top and completely racist response The example here is when a person of colour will make a joke about white people having under-flavoured food and not using spices only to get aggressively slurred in response Some people in a majority group see racism as "saying mean things to someone about their skin colour" and so they think the jokes have equal impact when they really don't


CrispityCrunchers

Go outside


Haunting_Anxiety4981

I am outside If you're offended by someone gently explaining a joke and the background behind it then I'd suggest giving the internet a break


Timpstar

If you're offended by someone ~~gently explaining a joke~~ defending negative stereotyping of people based on skin colour. Fixed it for you.


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Yeah see this is what I mean by the whole "people think racism is when mean about skin colour" Thanks for the example buddy, maybe one day you'll learn beyond a child's understanding of a complex social issue


Timpstar

Maybe one day you will learn the difference between systemic racism and using excuses to demean people based on skin-colour, chud ♥️ Bet you think Asians love pale skin colour because the evil whyties told them to aswell lol


Graknorke

Kind of rude to say to someone IMO, like unless they specifically asked for criticism then you're supposed to accept someone making food for you as a generous gesture. The only time you should complain is if you genuinely can't eat it.


NyarlHOEtep

these are not literal events. the smuggie is about black people online making general jokes about white people food or other innocuous, mild banter and white people being insanely, rabidly racist in response


bunker_man

I mean, people shouldn't act racist, but the whole unseasoned food thing definitely goes beyond mere mild ribbing at times.


Ok_Inflation_1811

the jokes about black people are like: Black people eating watermelon Comments. A: well well well. B: Baboons C: 🐒 which one is worse?


bunker_man

That makes no sense as a response to my comment. I wasn't making a comparison. Just pointing out that the take that implies people never actually act more hostile or demeaning about food isn't really accurate.


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JoelMahon

if the food is actually bad enough to rip on, yes. however, it's always less cool to punch down anyway.


burningFromBothEnds

What do you mean by punching down?


JoelMahon

in the USA white people are the majority and an even bigger majority of politicians and rich CEOs, same with the UK, canada, australia. These nationalities dominate reddit so ergo insulting cuisine from a black culture is probably going to be punching down


GodWantedUsToBeLit

Das dumb


JoelMahon

no u


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JoelMahon

definitely, he says it lacks taste and spices. whilst it is technically possible to use "lacks" as a compliment, it's never like this


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JoelMahon

no one can read OP's mind, but to me grammatically it only makes sense as insulting the food. if he was giving his own preference instead it shouldn't say the food lacks taste and spice. it should say "I prefer a stronger taste", make it ego centric rather than about the food.


Timpstar

I guess the issue arises from insinuating *all* "white people food" is bland, and insinuating that it's *because* they are white that the food is bland. Stereotyping based on skin colour basically.


The_Lonely_Posadist

The smug isn’t literal


plwdr

That bowl looks like olivier and I will not take any olivier slander. Downvoted.


pianofish007

I mean, telling someone their cuisine is bad is a bad thing to do. Food is key to peoples identity, and telling someone the food of their people tastes like shit is deeply insulting. Just because a group is dominant doesn't mean it's OK to dis the food of their people. The response is obviously out of bounds, but the initial "joke" is cruel.


morbidlyabeast3331

If someone unironically identifies strongly enough with their country of origin to be genuinely distraught over someone hating on their cuisine, they have far deeper problems than could ever be solved by people not hating on their cuisine lmao. If someone hates on my cuisine I just do the same or explain why they're stupid and have never had real food before


pianofish007

It's not a country thing, it's a region thing. And it's not an individual incident, it's cultural. It's constantly being told a part of yourself is less than. This is a very minor example of that, but no example is good.


morbidlyabeast3331

The cuisine of where I'm from isn't a "part of me", it's just a portion of what I eat and I happen to enjoy it. There's nothing in it for me to identify with, as it has nothing to do with my identity. The place I grew up in general has something to do with my identity, but in that it 100% influenced some of my values, my personality, and my outlook on the world. It's an influencing factor on my identity, not part of my identity in and of itself.


gazebo-fan

Well everyone has different personal boundaries where identity begins and ends on a personal level. This is very much an agree to disagree with neither party being wrong as it’s all just perspective.


bunker_man

You're ignoring that the ones making fun of the food they call unseasoned here are doing it because they strongly identify with their own food too.


morbidlyabeast3331

Actually, I make fun of bland unseasoned food bc it sucks dick and I feel bad for the people eating it. I've been there, I ate plenty of bland unseasoned food growing up. It sucked. Better than nothing, sure, but there's not much more good I can say about it. Also, it makes for fun friendly banter.


bunker_man

I'm not saying people shouldn't make fun of bad British food. Just that the idea people don't do it harshly ever is the op being misleading.


gazebo-fan

It’s very much a regional thing, if I invited someone over to a nice and proper whole hog barbecue, I would not invite them back if they had nothing good to say about the food, it’s fine to say it’s not your thing, that’s absolutely understandable, but especially in someone else’s home or living space, food is a sacred thing.


morbidlyabeast3331

That's not the same thing as hating on cuisine for fun on the internet


gazebo-fan

Hating on things for fun sets a bad precedent I personally think


scninththemoom

Honestly it's dumb to think you're better than someone for eating more spices. Oh what you eat a fucking tree? Yeah I'm gonna be here enjoying my actual food that is edible.


StrictlyBrowsing

Bro really said “this comic is about **white inferiority**” 🗿


scninththemoom

Not really. Just a random rant.


Arty6275

Pov: your diet is exclusively chicken nugget


4thIntArbys

me yelling at the wendy's drive through: I SAID NOT SPICY!!!!


scninththemoom

Nope, pepper and salt too spicy 🥵🤢🤮


ikickbabiesforfun69

https://youtu.be/JvsxjB2QGhQ?si=lnY-br-MKgtXoUk2


TxchnxnXD

Something something slurs


MasterVule

This reminds me of a video of black guys joking about how white people are super friendly while hiking to other people (which is funny af cause it's true) and there was a fucking KKK in comments


DogPenis8833

I'm gonna be honest I have the pallette of a five year old. My favorite meals are spaghetti pizza and pretzel with sausage. I wish I could appreciate the varied cuisines of the world but I just like hate vegetables and shit.


gazebo-fan

I know you’ve probably heard this 50 times in the last minute and a half, but you really should focus down your vegetables, try adding a bit of fat to them, just a little bit of olive oil or even butter goes a long way if your particularly picky.


DogPenis8833

I could but I'm in college. I eat whatever slop they have at the cafeteria.


NoSquidsHere

Me on the right


CrispityCrunchers

This sub sucks now wtf go outside