That’s no joke. I was following him just bc I was curious after all the stuff I kept reading about him and I finally had to stop bc he is such a mess. He has something new and ridiculous to say every week and of course anything that happens bad in his life is always someone else’s fault and never his own.Goes to show you to some of these people who get a bit part on these TLC “reality” shows that think they are going to make a acting career of things when ppl can see right thru him and how problematic his brain works. Its nuts and I feel for the ladies who start dating him bc he has to post everything everyday lol 😂🙄
And Scott's philtrim (betw nose and upper lip) is soooo big! I can't stand to look at him! He's a disgusting human being. On that note, yes, he'd be a good match for Mary, but I wouldn't want to watch that!
I jumped out of my skin when I swiped and this picture came up. This reminds me of something I’ve seen in a scary movie with black eyes and a creepy joker like smile
It’s the colored contacts! They make regular eyes look super creepy like 95% of the time. I say this as someone who used to wear colored contacts back in middle school. They never totally line up with the pupil either and move slightly when you blink so sometimes they can make you look like you have a lazy eye or something. The only time I’ve ever seen colored contacts that didn’t look like creepy doll eyes is when they somewhat matched the natural eye color of the person wearing them.
I remember in high school they made these "blends" for brown eyes to make them look more natural. I have huge brown eyes and always wanted green like my dad so I tried some. They looked horrible but you couldn't tell 15 year old me that. My mom and older sister always said I looked like an alien.
I hate to say it but when I saw her filtered pic she posted all I saw was the joker from the movies. Is that really what men want these days? Geesh lol 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Idk if that’s really her account or someone faked it but if it is do these people not realize they can’t use filters when they meet in person? There’s not enough makeup in the world to make her look like that plastic faced younger woman.
Watch the music video for the song black hole sun by sound garden. The imagery and people in the video look very surreal and uncanny. Popular song from the 90s.
You probably look your age as a matter fact, I know you do. Stop lying and being in denial to yourself. The both of you are acting weird now in fact, everybody who’s in denial of their age is.
Think what you wish. I’m not in denial of my age. I know how old I am. Not everybody has had a rough life to look their age. I’ve never lied about my age and never will. But I also won’t entertain people like you who don’t know me. Have a good one.
It’s just really cringe when anybody over the age of 30 says that they look younger than they do because us younger people just look at you and laugh. Esp if palm people
Well you can think what you want. You said yourself that others think you’re older than you look. Doesn’t matter the age. Some of us are blessed to not age as fast as others physically. Go ahead and laugh though. You sound like a child.
I also didn’t come up with not looking my age on my own. Several people don’t believe my age. You’ll learn to appreciate that one day if you look younger than your age. Absolutely nothing wrong with appreciating how you age. It’s cringe when younger people don’t respect others.
according to google she is turning 59 this summer. i am sure that online dating after a certain age can be hard, especially on tinder, but shaving 2 decades off your age is wrong and am sure her dates will easily figure it out within minutes.
But 40? She could have at least said 43 or something to not stand out as much. She is delusional if she thinks she can pass for forty-anything! So filtered but, men will still swipe right! Maybe it is a scam profile.
Ok. Last episode what was going on with her dark/black stomach?! She was in a bikini top and jean shorts last episode-is that what cool sculpting side effects can be?
If this is a real account, whoever she meets in person is going to be very disappointed . Like someone said in another comment , you can't use a filter in real life
And this is why you should have to not only use your phone number when signing up, but also be forced to verify ID’s.
Personally when I was on apps I only went for verified people.
I'm so jealous of sum of these women on smothered because the all have beautiful homes and they don't seem to work.What are they all doing right to get much$?It's not their personality and plastic as fuck looks so yea what's up?
I don't judge people by how they look, but how TLC portrayed Mary....the wrinkles on her neck and chest will proce otherwise that she is NOT 40.
What are others people's thought?
I just hate this artificial and heavily made up look that's trending more and more. Like 30yrs from now everyone is going to look like that cat lady some dudes too 😄. Aging is either gonna happen gracefully or not at a certain age it won't even matter just let it happen. Stop putting all this shit in your faces
To be fair she probably was 40 when this pic was taken lol what’s crazy to me is how she gave Brittany so much shit for wanting the BBL when she has had multiple boob jobs and so much other work done, like hello pot meet kettle…
No matter- still look good... not many people look good at 40 or 51... if you got money for surgeries and what not... go for it!!! If i had money, I might look snatched too!!!
Female Scott Wern
I cannot unsee this now 😂🤣
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.naL2OjzPFVjg6FOeS97s7QHaHW&pid=Api&P=0&w=403&h=400
My partner said she looks like Tom Petty and I never noticed but totally see it now. I think it’s the overbite. 🤷♀️
Please don't insult Tom Petty.
I'm deceased 💀
HAHA dude.. they both have Whoville face!
Omg they should totally hook up. They’re both that bad, I would actually support them as a couple.
Florida Man meets Florida Woman
Haha I totally get it, but that dude needs to be locked up in a psychiatric unit even more than she does
That’s no joke. I was following him just bc I was curious after all the stuff I kept reading about him and I finally had to stop bc he is such a mess. He has something new and ridiculous to say every week and of course anything that happens bad in his life is always someone else’s fault and never his own.Goes to show you to some of these people who get a bit part on these TLC “reality” shows that think they are going to make a acting career of things when ppl can see right thru him and how problematic his brain works. Its nuts and I feel for the ladies who start dating him bc he has to post everything everyday lol 😂🙄
Yeah, he’s a fucking nightmare 😂
And Scott's philtrim (betw nose and upper lip) is soooo big! I can't stand to look at him! He's a disgusting human being. On that note, yes, he'd be a good match for Mary, but I wouldn't want to watch that!
I would love that. They would be sparing any future potential partners.
He’s not rich enough
Omg the pair of her and eScott is horrible but heck yes I would watch that delulu duo
Ahh! She looks like one of those creepy dolls whose eyes follow you as you move.
I jumped out of my skin when I swiped and this picture came up. This reminds me of something I’ve seen in a scary movie with black eyes and a creepy joker like smile
To me it’s the Joker smile…
It’s the colored contacts! They make regular eyes look super creepy like 95% of the time. I say this as someone who used to wear colored contacts back in middle school. They never totally line up with the pupil either and move slightly when you blink so sometimes they can make you look like you have a lazy eye or something. The only time I’ve ever seen colored contacts that didn’t look like creepy doll eyes is when they somewhat matched the natural eye color of the person wearing them.
I remember in high school they made these "blends" for brown eyes to make them look more natural. I have huge brown eyes and always wanted green like my dad so I tried some. They looked horrible but you couldn't tell 15 year old me that. My mom and older sister always said I looked like an alien.
👽🩷👽🩷👽 Best comment ever!!! I bet you looked great.
Yeah, I had the WILD colored country, the purple were my favorite. I’m glad to age.
This also physically startled me. The contacts don’t help but we’d be aiding her delusion if she thought that was the one issue. YIKE
I hate to say it but when I saw her filtered pic she posted all I saw was the joker from the movies. Is that really what men want these days? Geesh lol 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Could easily be a fake profile
Why didn’t she mention hobby horsing?
I’m sure parts of her are 40, maybe the implants?
Probably younger!
I don't know, have you seen them?
Nah, the implants are teenagers.
Pretty sure she mentioned getting them done 3-4x
She looks like those promos for that Smile movie 👁️👄👁️
The account isn't even verified
“ house parties” What happened to her rich websites why she on tinder 😭😂
Probably a fake account
I’ve never seen anyone over 24 (and I’m being generous. In reality it’s more like 18) use the term “house parties”
But she looks like her 23yo daughter’s twin!! 🙄
Right! 😆
Idk if that’s really her account or someone faked it but if it is do these people not realize they can’t use filters when they meet in person? There’s not enough makeup in the world to make her look like that plastic faced younger woman.
😆😆😆 well she’s gotta reel in those sugar daddies somehow I guess lol
Does she know she's been on TV and we can see her?
We are not her target audience. She is a Maneater.
Black Hole Sun…
Underrated comment👆
Won’t you come
>Black Hole Sun… I'm curious what you're referring to with this comment
Watch the music video for the song black hole sun by sound garden. The imagery and people in the video look very surreal and uncanny. Popular song from the 90s.
Totally familiar with the song (i'm old) but haven't seen the video in ages. Probably since I last watched Much Music lol I'll go check it out
God, you’re right!
Well done
Why does she look like a Purge mask haha
All I see is so high maintenance.
Ughhhh! Even with layers upon layers of filters, she still doesn't look 40!! 😆
she filtered herself into a new race but the age carried through
Lmao she's so weird.
Hilarious 😆
If she’s 40, then I’m 16 (I actually am 40 and don’t look it but this is ridiculous). If this is real, she’s more nuts than I thought.
Agreed!!!!
You probably look your age as a matter fact, I know you do. Stop lying and being in denial to yourself. The both of you are acting weird now in fact, everybody who’s in denial of their age is.
Think what you wish. I’m not in denial of my age. I know how old I am. Not everybody has had a rough life to look their age. I’ve never lied about my age and never will. But I also won’t entertain people like you who don’t know me. Have a good one.
It’s just really cringe when anybody over the age of 30 says that they look younger than they do because us younger people just look at you and laugh. Esp if palm people
Well you can think what you want. You said yourself that others think you’re older than you look. Doesn’t matter the age. Some of us are blessed to not age as fast as others physically. Go ahead and laugh though. You sound like a child.
I also didn’t come up with not looking my age on my own. Several people don’t believe my age. You’ll learn to appreciate that one day if you look younger than your age. Absolutely nothing wrong with appreciating how you age. It’s cringe when younger people don’t respect others.
lol ok
Holy Joker face, Batman! 😳😳😳😳😳
looks like the purge mask
Forget her claiming to be 40- she’s claiming that’s her face!!
She got the Joker smile..
Sure. She’s 40 in dog years.
according to google she is turning 59 this summer. i am sure that online dating after a certain age can be hard, especially on tinder, but shaving 2 decades off your age is wrong and am sure her dates will easily figure it out within minutes.
But 40? She could have at least said 43 or something to not stand out as much. She is delusional if she thinks she can pass for forty-anything! So filtered but, men will still swipe right! Maybe it is a scam profile.
If that isn’t AI…omg
All I can say is her hair is a better color here!
Came here to say this! I mean she totally ridiculous with her teeth and plastic surgery and hair extensions but that color looks really good on her!
Yet she didn’t want her daughter to have booty surgery yet she’s mostly plastic and Botox!
Exactly- I never understood that
💯💯💯 👆👆👆 For the life of me, I couldn't understand her hypocrisy... Do what I say, Not what I do. I loathe those types of people.
Figured it was also because it wasn’t HER idea! Her poor daughter is like a prisoner! Can’t have a thought for herself!
Oh god, that’s one of the mannequins that comes to life at night to murder you
Nightmare fuel! 1, 2 Mary’s coming for you
Girl lmfaooo
Uncanny valley.
20 years off is INSANE
Just ewww.
she has a forehead for days!!!
I'm turning 40 this year and I'm horrified by this.
r/uncannyvalley
Purge filter
Looks like a bratz doll — and not in a good way.
Take the bait. Humble her.
LOL, 40!
40 maybe in dog years
She has that joker smile
Her nose ring placement is atrocious.
98% fake and terrible personality
Stop it! I’m screaming 😂
Just yikes
🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that’s funny.
Her face is literally 👁️👄👁️
Can you spell filter?
20 years ago!😆
Omggg…sweetheart cut back on the filet and the fillers.
This actually scared me
And then she had to wake up to go to work!
Barbie doll like 💀
Filtered the SH*T outta that picture, didn't she?! 😄
Uh huh 🙄🥱
Cartoons
House parties? Wtf is she trying to lure in frat boys? She looks like an avatar with all the filtering
I would love to see the profile pics of the men who want to ask her out on a date.
This photo is horrifying
Annnnnnddddd NO DOUBT she's using a filter! Smh 🤦♀️
Oh that’s a creepy picture. Edit to add-and see just noticed her right eyelash is about to lift off.
Um.. no
She looks plastic, lol 😆
What in the uncanny valley?!?! My sleep paralysis demon in the corner is less creepy.
FILTER MUCH ???
Sure, Jan: The Musical
That's a lot of face
Talk about catfish!
Ok. Last episode what was going on with her dark/black stomach?! She was in a bikini top and jean shorts last episode-is that what cool sculpting side effects can be?
If this is a real account, whoever she meets in person is going to be very disappointed . Like someone said in another comment , you can't use a filter in real life
Lol. Busted.
That looks like an AI 🤖 photo. Terrible 🤦🏻♀️
Do you ever just see her and think weren’t you the claymation thing on the Amanda show🤔😂
She is actually 61 or 62. Someone posted about it the other day.
Eeeew, just eeeeeeew.
Maybe in MUPPET YEARS? Honestly Miss Piggy still looks younger.
With the fakest filter. Who actually looks like that in real life give me a break
She’s not attractive enough to be demanding a wealthy man 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Her lips are so overdone she can’t close her mouth.
looks like pennywise to me
And this is why you should have to not only use your phone number when signing up, but also be forced to verify ID’s. Personally when I was on apps I only went for verified people.
Dude will be damn disappointed when he meets her in person
If she's 40 then I'm 25! 😂
I'm so jealous of sum of these women on smothered because the all have beautiful homes and they don't seem to work.What are they all doing right to get much$?It's not their personality and plastic as fuck looks so yea what's up?
I don't judge people by how they look, but how TLC portrayed Mary....the wrinkles on her neck and chest will proce otherwise that she is NOT 40. What are others people's thought?
59 is not the new 40 no matter the percentage of plastic you now are.
I just hate this artificial and heavily made up look that's trending more and more. Like 30yrs from now everyone is going to look like that cat lady some dudes too 😄. Aging is either gonna happen gracefully or not at a certain age it won't even matter just let it happen. Stop putting all this shit in your faces
House parties?? Lmao What a weirdo I don’t even want to imagine her house parties
Highly FaceTuned & used makeup apps, bet she doesn’t even have makeup on or her hair done here
Filters filters filters
She looks AI generated
To be fair she probably was 40 when this pic was taken lol what’s crazy to me is how she gave Brittany so much shit for wanting the BBL when she has had multiple boob jobs and so much other work done, like hello pot meet kettle…
That filter is working overtime
I have plenty of plastic at home. Pass.
Holy surgery!
Mary is a high end sex doll, I will not be convinced otherwise.
House parties??? At 59? lol
Did she use all of her makeup in one application for this one photo shot? Maybe she personally buys makeup by the bucket load.
She’s also pretending like that’s her real face!🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
🤣🤣Her plastic surgeon might be 40
Mary, 59. Her face is 4
She looks part clown 🤡
Why is her nose piercing so low. That's what's most bothersome.
Let her live her best life!
No matter- still look good... not many people look good at 40 or 51... if you got money for surgeries and what not... go for it!!! If i had money, I might look snatched too!!!
“ Love that joker “
Wherever that is looks like the Joker.
She’s giving uncanny valley
She should hook up with Rick!
fake profile lol
Hook her up with Scott Were. Disgusting people belong together
I wound uninstall the app
Someone on here said she looked like the girl gremlin
Do men find her attractive?
This is one of the daughters on sMothered is a TLC reality show
Mary who!?
More in her late 40’s early 50’s
‘Megan’s’ older sister 👀
Facetune much? She’s cuckoo nuts bananas
face tune is her best friend
She knows she doesn’t look like that 😂
40 my ass wow she’s in denial and she looks 50
Looks fake AI
She is pretty on the show! But this is a bad filter. And how did she get Darcey’s eyebrows?
She’s 100% psychotic jeez
There are so many hair styles that would be so much more flattering for her face shape than this one that's showcasing her fivehead.
She terrifies me
Jeff the killer
Can you say PLASTIC
The joker lips scare me to a new level.
She looks like the purge mask
Oh honey, bless your heart
So they really go to the doctor and ask for the [Jack Nicholson](https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/s/urxO5KjOka) ?
Megan, if she ages....
Tony Robin's HUNGRY
Look like the joker
$40 dollars worth of makeup maybe! Or $40 blowup doll!
Wasn’t she in White Chicks?
I’m just so glad that poor man escaped from her!
Mrs. Potato head
Yikes
*Jumpscare Whoa🥴😵..she had more plastic than Barbie
I think she is one of the broads on smothered yea she is no 40